Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Remember, when you Mirandize ...

... you have to remember to Mirandize ALL OF THE SUBJECTS PERSONALITIES. That's right. If you read a Miranda warning to a subject who has multiple personality disorder, you have to make sure you are Mirandizing all of the personalities involved or your case will get thrown out of court.

The Tennessee Supreme Court has disallowed the confession of a suspected serial killer of 4 prostitutes because the confession was made through an "alter ego" of the suspect who didn't receive Miranda. The subject is currently serving a 66 year sentence for other crimes and likely won't see the light of day ever again, but no justice for the 4 dead prostitutes. We really hope the revolution comes soon enough to line these lawyers up against the wall.

45 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

While this ruling is humorous, it is also absurd and likely to be reversed on appellate review. Moreover, the holding is precident only in Tennessee. Thus, so long as it is law, it only applies to that state.

So feel free to Mirandize the personality of your choosing without fear, as doing so will legally suffice in every state except the great State of Tennessee.

You gotta love those shitkickers!

12/21/2005 08:53:00 AM  
Blogger 29nov82 said...

Maybe with a try with OPS/IAD....wasn't me that hit him, it was my other personality the civilian one

12/21/2005 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonderbar! Wonderbar! maybe the court will free the wrong personality and that personality will next rid this world of an asshole lawyer.

12/21/2005 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the south. Maybe the judge tossed it becuase he wanted to go play his banjo.

12/21/2005 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous cybil said...

Stop talking about me on the Web. I know all of you are out to get me.

12/21/2005 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll have my alter ego, Vlad the Impailer dispence a little curbside justice and solve everything...

12/21/2005 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the Overstock.com girl. She can sing to me about her big "O" anytime.

12/21/2005 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats up with MEARDAY?

12/21/2005 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are the best spots (hiding spots) to sleep on midnites in 016?

12/21/2005 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only 6 more weeks until the long awaaited release of "Hill Street Blues"!

I'm saving my Christmas money for that!

12/21/2005 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LETS ENFORCE THE SMOKING BAN IN POLICE STATIONS!!! There are so many violators we need to have the inspectors come and write them all up. Lets have the building engineer install detectors everywhere in the buildings.

12/21/2005 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mearday beez wut he beez. And wut he beez is locked up! I wonder who they will fire because of his arrest?

12/21/2005 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
LETS ENFORCE THE SMOKING BAN IN POLICE STATIONS!!! There are so many violators we need to have the inspectors come and write them all up. Lets have the building engineer install detectors everywhere in the buildings.

12/21/2005 01:28:48 PM

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Juvenile dick from area 1???????You lamo douche bag, smoke this!

12/21/2005 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not to re hash old stuff, but in that case of the 2 A1 Dicks,was the name of the bar ever given, like maybe a good place to stay away from???

12/21/2005 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Officer Garza from 008 is out of surgery and doing well. Don't know about his partner yet...terrible crash this morning.

12/21/2005 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smoke dectector! Hell, we can't even get them to fix the heat in A/4.

It's so friggin' cold in this building, everyone wears sweaters, scarves and there are space heaters everywhere.

Wind is blowing through the cracks in the windows (big enough that you can put your fingers through), that we have to duct taped closed.

The back door is broken and being held up by a garbage can, the radiator by the back door flooded the entire vestibule and it took a week to get a toilet fixed and you want smoke dectectors!

Good luck with that one, pal!

12/21/2005 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

016 is worthless

12/21/2005 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"OH"FOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN THERE WERE ASHTRAYS IN THE ROLLCALL ROOMS AND EVEN AT THE FRONT DESK,BEFORE ALL THE POLITICALLY CORRECT ASSHOLES START COMING UP WITH THAT BULLSHIT THAT SECONDHAND SMOKE (NEVER PROVEN,THE STUDY WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT TO VALIDATE THEIR POINT)"MIGHT"CAUSE LUNGCANCER.I STILL SMOKE IN THE STATION WHEN I'M THERE,AND ALL YOU P.C MOTHERFUCKERS CAN KISS MY ASS!

12/21/2005 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Lucky said...

I smoke too and so do my alter egos.

12/21/2005 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smokers are stupid and they smell bad.

That is all.

12/21/2005 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree, they STINK!. Why should I smell like a dead fish because YOU wish to smoke? When I'm around all you nicotine addicts (not by choice),my clothes, my hair and everything else stink. You wanna stink, go ahead but don't do it around me. Your nothing but an addict anyway just another junkie. The only difference between you and a crack head is your addiction is legal. Thats it. But your still a slave to a product that will eventually kill you.

12/21/2005 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous I have a right to smoke said...

I will quit smoking when you quit farting and breathing on me with your politicaly correct bad breath.

Got a guy here always bitching about smoking his breth can make a maggot gag...

12/21/2005 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey non smoker, that car you are driving and the wood burning fireplace your so fucking proud of is more likely to give you lung cancer than second hand cigarette smoke.

We will all die of something you chances are better of getting killed by a METRA train than second hand smoke.

When you stop driving your car I will stop smoking.

6 million reg. vehicles in chicago belching out millions of tons of pollutants and you want to bitch about second hand smoke.

Dont try to force your beliefs on others.

Whats next? you will try to dictate that I cant put a Chistmas tree in my front window.

12/21/2005 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And "STINK" is the magic word!You don't like the smell of tobacco so some assholes come up with "THE SKY IS FALLING TOBACCO SMOKE GIVES YOU CANCER" (NOT) becauses they don't like the smell.Pooooooooooor babies,therefore evry legitimate business owner who has a bar and/or restaurant has to bow down to your demands because someday you "MIGHT" want to stop in and when you do,you don't want to smell smoke.And then you get all the mental midgets ,Smith,Burke,Leroy Martin,and little Richard the dwarf to go along with you wailing that some barowner has to meet "YOUR" demands and run their business to "YOUR" standards.Give me a fucking break! It's called freedom of choice ASSHOLES,nobody is putting a gun to your head and forcing you into the place.Theres enough nonsmoking establishments that did it voluntarily,go there!

12/21/2005 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sitting here in the station,reading this log and enjoying a cigarette as I type this.Life is good!

12/21/2005 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RUMOR ON SERGEANT’S CONTRACT

There is a rumor going around that the Sgt’s union did not ask for ¾ of an hour @ day. .. (like the lieutenants and captains have)

Its bad enough FOP always drops the ball.. ANT TRUTH to this?

12/21/2005 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel it is my constitutional right to smoke the instrument of of relaxation my countrymen use. The Hookah.
Ahh Salamee Sahndwich.

12/21/2005 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO 5:15:53
Sweetheart,if you washed it once in awhile it would'nt smell like dead fish! Douche and powder,works every time.

12/21/2005 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FATBOY O'GRADY DON'T HAVE TO MIRANDIZE CAUSE HE DON'T ARREST NO ONE........WOOOF WOOOOF

12/21/2005 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey O'Grady why don't you post under the name MILKBONE you fucking lazy useless dog.

12/21/2005 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does one smell their hair?

12/21/2005 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I smoke, but I don't smoke in the buildings. Call me what you will, but other coppers don't have a choice to be there, so they shouldn't be exposed to it.

However, if I want to go to the neighborhood tavern and smoke, that should be OK. The assholes who tax cigarettes like they are the only source of income, and then on the other hand, prohibit smoking should be slapped across their asses with a huge paddle....maybe a hundred times.

Let the marketplace dictate smoking like that. If a barowner wants to ban smoking, his/her choice. If they want to allow it, again, his/her choice. If the tavern allows smoking and you don't like it, go to a non-smoking tavern or stay home.

12/21/2005 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are the best spots (hiding spots) to sleep on midnites in 016?

12/21/2005 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY:
LETS ENFORCE THE SMOKING BAN IN POLICE STATIONS!!
&
I agree, they STINK!. Why should I smell like a dead fish
&
the rest of you little cunts....
WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA smokers stink,
WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my eyes hurt,
WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my pussie hurts,
If you dont like it, go fuck yourselves, you little treehugging punks! you bitch about us smoking... Its time we bitch about your smoking: ***TAKE THE FAT COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU DICK SMOKING ASSHOLE!***

12/21/2005 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Officer Garza from 008 is out of surgery and doing well. Don't know about his partner yet...terrible crash this morning.

12/21/2005 03:58:57 PM


WHAT HAPPENED? Is Garza a female P.o

12/21/2005 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smoke this! ...oh, right you are! There are 599 ingrediants in cigarettes. Here are my favorites:

Ammonia
Apple Juice Concentrate, Extract, and Skins
Beeswax White
Caffeine
Calcium Carbonate
Carrot Oil
Ethyl Alcohol (they put that is gasoline!)
Glycerol
Hops Oil (same stuff you clean your gun with??)
Lactic Acid (oh my god!)
Mace Powder, Extract and Oil (what?)
Phosphoric Acid
Yeast

PEACE OUT!

http://quitsmoking.about.com/
cs/nicotineinhaler/a/
cigingredients.htm

12/21/2005 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I'm sitting here in the station,reading this log and enjoying a cigarette as I type this.Life is good!

12/21/2005 06:10:11 PM


..... for now....HACK COUGH HACK HACK SPIT!

12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM  
Blogger Shadi said...

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12/22/2005 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey shadow whitey is a good man u must be real jealous. why so negative on him?

12/22/2005 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets walk up and slap all the smokers across the face! Almost every station desk bitch smokes. They should raise the insurance rates on all the smokers. Why should I help pay their bill as they lay in the hospital hacking.

12/22/2005 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when are "YOU"paying my insurance???????????????????????

12/22/2005 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, people with poor health habits should pay more for insurance than health smart people! Lets get that yearly power test as a manditory requirement. Can't pass go become a bank guard. Or hey an armored car guy. lifting heavy bags of coins might get you into shape!

12/22/2005 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And people who don't want to work should'nt have to,just tax us somemore so we can pay for their upkeep.Want kids,just lay on your back and spread your legs,the people who work will support your little bastards,don't need no daddy the goverment will support you.This asshole governor decides to have health insurance for all the children in this state,YOUR going to pay for it.WTF I raised 3 kids and payed everyone of their bills,Catholic school education (no other options) etc,etc,.Nobody gave me a dime,nor would I ever have thought to ask for it.Their my kids I brought them into the world and I took care of them,its called "RESPONSIBILITY" if you don't have it you don't deserve shit.Keep voting for the demagog machine and you wonder where your money goes?Gimme a fucking break!

12/22/2005 02:11:00 PM  
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12/22/2005 09:28:00 PM  
Blogger Shadi said...

12/22/2005 02:11:31 PM
...Keep voting for the demagog machine and you wonder where your money goes?...

Above makes some great points and sounds like a salt-of-the-earth type... but I say both parties, hell ALL politicians are tagging us in every hot hole handy... from welfare bums to military boondoggles and corporate tax dodgers... if we could fix ALL the loopholes and reign in all the cheats, itty-bitty ones and mega-sky-scraper/offshore/multinationals, we could put things right quicker than you might think... maybe the whole country would stop drowning in red in for the first time in a while, and we could fix the schools, the ghettos, make oursourcing and downsizing untenable, make the rich fucks employ americans, not foreign pre-teens and chinese prisoners...

WE NEED ALTERNATIVE POLITICAL ORGANIZATIONS... a "BLUE WAVE" NATIONWIDE, loyal to the PEOPLE, NOT MEGA-DOLLARS!!! (just gotta not become a BROWNSHIRT WAVE...!) I believe in the basic decency of people... if we can grab the reigns back our country will respond... THROW THE DEMS and REPUBS OUT! Let's get a true third alternative, a REAL REFORM PARTY started!

12/22/2005 09:42:00 PM  

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