Friday, December 23, 2005

New Business Idea

Copyright 2005 by SCC Inc! Must Credit SCC! Our Idea! Licensing options available, enquire at our e-mail address listed in the profile! OK, it's not really a new idea, but an improvement on an existing idea, so who knows how much money we might actually make on it.

Urinal Stickers.

Yes, yes, we know. Who spends time thinking about Urinal Stickers? No one really, so the guy who invented them made a killing when he came out with them. For those unfamiliar with the concept, a study was undertaken that conclusively proved that men were more ... accurate around the urinal if they had a target to aim at. This reduces cleaning costs and make for a happier bathroom. They already make urinal stickers in a variety of types - political, whimsical, sports etc.

Our idea? Gang logos. And they'd be used in ALL the bathrooms in police stations so that if a gangbanger had to take a leak, he'd have to whiz all over his colors! You could use the stickers in the cells or in the public johns. You could have one of every gang logo in the PO's locker rooms so you could take a leak on the nation of your choice. It's a can't miss proposition, like those damn plastic bracelets we see everywhere. Investors? This could go nation-wide.

20 Comments:

Anonymous #1, but this dont count! said...

AAAAAHHHHH Im First, now if this was only the Det's / Sgt's test... How about the mayors face as a Pict????

12/23/2005 12:47:00 AM  
Blogger Shadi said...

1st...

Urinal Sticker of Joy...

michelle malkin's mugshot from her Maher spazz-out!

Hah! Too Funny! Great Idea SCC!

12/23/2005 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This one...

Michelle Malkin's Wingnut Mug

12/23/2005 12:53:00 AM  
Blogger BATHROOM WALL ? said...

S.C.C... THAT'S NO FAIR! Ya bumped SHADY outta first place... but hell, it's yer joint... GOOD ONE... "Go to the Head of the CLASS..." Simply "DEVINE"... ;->

But now remember, keep up up yer shananigans and your flag may fly in low places... ;-)

12/23/2005 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pictures of Richie Daley and some of his hand picked bosses?

12/23/2005 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S.C.C. bad idea you would just be responsible for a class action lawsuit against the city where as all gangmembers would gather together and the city would settle for millions. Best is you would be giving a deposition at cooperation counsel. Then requesting counsel for your question/answer interview with O.P.S.

Please don't bankrupt the city!!!!!

12/23/2005 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a pic a daley

12/23/2005 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous SK said...

I'll reserve one of aldercreature Ray Ray Suarez..

12/23/2005 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't this cause the gang tensions during roll call in 014 to really erupt?

12/23/2005 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD investigates 'inappropriate' photos of Midway crash

December 22, 2005 - Several Chicago police officers may be getting in trouble for apparently taking some souvenir photos of themselves next to that Southwest Airlines jet that crashed outside Midway Airport.

The pictures are now making the rounds on the Internet. They appear to show several plainclothes officers posing in front of the plane and close-up shots of damaged vehicles.
A spokesperson for the Chicago Police Department says the photos are "regrettable and inappropriate."

The department is still looking into whether the officers were assigned to the crash scene or used their police credentials to get close to the crash or onto the airfield.

12/23/2005 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great idea.
I'm still pissing on Jane Fonda the traitor bitch, but I'll make room for more.

12/23/2005 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a sticker of the Hatch daughters?? You know the ones that payed off Judge Sheehan (any relation) to avoid Agg Batt 2 PO convictions? That would be great!

12/23/2005 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a clean station.. Maybe thats why they call cops, PIGS!

12/23/2005 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The last poster is either an anally retentive, obsessive compulsive, passive aggressive neurotic or...

a former member of the Black Panther Party.

12/23/2005 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

REMEMBER! You cops are punching bags! If we not happy with life in the city, just call the police. You can beat them, spit on them and in court the judge just throws it out. Try it its fun!

12/23/2005 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As long as the officers kept their cloths on in the pictures, who gives a shit?

12/23/2005 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The pictures at Midway may have been inappropriate, but what rule, regulation, or other department directive was violated? None that I can see!!!!!

12/23/2005 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
The pictures at Midway may have been inappropriate, but what rule, regulation, or other department directive was violated? None that I can see!!!!!

12/23/2005 04:54:03 PM"

Hmmmmm, Let's See. Having a personal camera to take pictures with OR if using a department camera, procuring photographs that are department property for themselves. Conduct unbecoming by posting them on the internet.

There are ways to demonstrate violation of rules and regulations.

12/23/2005 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most cops are those little crybabies that got pushed around the schoolyard as a child. Now they can be tough with that gun and badge. NO GUN=NO BALLS

12/24/2005 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urinal stickers for the forheads of the bosses!

Anarchy rules!!!!

12/24/2005 04:14:00 PM  

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