Happy Birthday!
A belated Happy Birthday shout out to one of our favorite people in the universe.
Karl Rove - Genius. 55 years young today. And we are certainly surprised that Lefty has kept his promise keeping Republican bashing under wraps, especially in light of this momentous day. Happy Birthday Karl.
Karl Rove - Genius. 55 years young today. And we are certainly surprised that Lefty has kept his promise keeping Republican bashing under wraps, especially in light of this momentous day. Happy Birthday Karl.
posted by SCC at 11:07 PM
24 Comments:
God bless Karl
Getting tired of all the negative posts re CPD. Lets start a listing of all the hotties on the job. TRU, SOS, Vice, Narcotics have a few.
It's nice to know we can always count on Most Dear S.C.C. to bring the signal-to-noise ratio up a few zillion hits with a little BUSH's BRAIN sideswipe! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!! Rooting for Karl Rove is like rooting for BILL LAIMBEER to beat up your babysitter- it's SO WRONG and ALL of Us are SOAKING in his duplicitousness like Palmolive's MADGE strapped onto a gurney having green sodium pentathol drip pumped into us... IT'S MENTAL POISON, baby (ouch! Exit, Stage LEFT, Heavens Ta Murgatroid!)
But I must confess, I was so disappointed this Christmas; NO iPod in my stocking and NO Birthday Indictment for MaKievellian KARL ROVER... Oh well, there's always hope for the NEW YEAR... THAT would be a FESTIVUS for the REST of US ("Bring it On", Patrick Fitzgerald... oh yeah- most all the other sock puppets here want Junior DALEY's hide real bad!!! See what you can do... huh?!)
Hey, Karl Rove taught me how to keep that babysitter in line. She was getting all grabby with the refrigerator privileges.
And don't even get me started on that Madge bitch - she was hooked in with a whole string of commie rat bastards.
merry Christmas I know Im off subject
BUT does anyone know how long it now takes the dept to shit can an officer who either fails or refuses the drug screen??
Thanks much in advance
Takes a long time. C.R. has to be done, then go through review, then present the case to the police board. Sometimes up to a year. But unless you can pull a rabbit out of a hat, you're on your way out.
Easier way to do things is to not smoke dope or do drugs. DUH!
Me thinks "rounding 3rd, heading home" means on the way out!!! Smoke em' if you got 'em, as far as I'm concerned... bring the par form with you on the way to the "wizz-quizz" just in case! Have all the correct boxes checked...Then, and I'm fucking serious about this one:
ENJOY RETIREMENT! get as far and as fast as you can away from here!
The Diary of Leftisthebest.
December 26th, 2005
I knew we we're celebrating somebody's birthday yesterday. I didn't know everyone was celebrating Karl Rove's though.
Believe it or not, this upcoming New Year is changing my outlook on life. It's like an angel kicked me in the head. I understand the Conservative point of view! In fact, I am now a Republican. I don't know what happened. I guess I finally realized how absurd those leftists can be. (Sorry Shady) ( I mean the Shadow)
Everything just seems so CLEAR and LOGICAL to me now. Like there's a certain order in the world. How could I have been so misled? I feel like such an ass SCC. Will you forgive me?
I can't wait to vote in the next election. It's like a giant weight was taken off my shoulders. (Was it Michael Moore?)
I can't wait to tell Malcolm X's Liitle Brother that he can't spell and to FUCK OFF!!!
So may apologies to make to my new friends. It's like I'm in the 12 step program.
I hope to be the first person to start the drilling in Alaska. In fact, give me a rifle and let me start killing some of that damn wildlife.
Tookie is lucky i was a leftist while he was alive. Or I would've killed him myself!
God Bless our fearless President, George Bush, and all of his staff. May Sadaam go to Hell!! God Bless the Iraqi War and all of our troops.
Thank You George Bush for my tax break. Screw those liberals for my tax hike.
Abortion is Wrong!
Jesus Christ is the Son of God!
Go NRA!! Every good citizen should be packing heat.
Leftisthebest said...
The Diary of Leftisthebest.
December 26th, 2005...
I can't wait to tell Malcolm X's Liitle Brother that he can't spell and to FUCK OFF!!!..
Why wait? It's easy, watch:
Hey Malcolm, FUCK OFF!!
See how easy that is?
Happy New Year.
P.S. Malcolm, you have a Happy New Year too!
A birthday shout out for KARL "MARX"ROVE the guy who was much too busy to serve in the military when it was his turn.....but its okay maybe he can send your kids
I'D TAKE P.P.SGT. KRIS HITMEY OVER ROVE FOR HEAD BUSH BACKER ANYDAY!
Rounding third here
I hope you guys arent making detective soon.
I dont think either of you {12:10 & 12:24} could find an eggroll in Chinatown.
I work in a place where we have two individuals who are in trouble.
ALLEGEDLY, one for failure to provide a sample and the other for providing one rife with metabolites of cannibis.
The first one has been around for over a year, since the incident.
The second for about 3 months. Both have been relieved of their police powers.
I was under the impression that the evciction process was quicker.
I recall hearing then Supt. Leroy Martin speaking on Talk Radio that an officer found not to be in compliance with the new drug testing policy would be unemployed in 37 days.
I just was wondering why it was taking so long.
As for me, I refrain from ingesting intoxicants. My urine is as pure as the driven snow,and I still have my police powers, which I wil take with me to the pension board in about 90 days hence.
Today I worked what will likely be my last Christmas. I wish all of you who are carrying the CPD torch all the best of health happiness and prosperity and the Lord's blessings
To "Heading Home in a Few Days"
I would like to wish you a long and happy retirement. Enjoy it!!
Merry Christmas and Happy and safe New Year!
Go to hell Rove!!!!!!!!
Dear Karl,
You have fought well for me, and have served your master well. Continue your "good" work and I will reward you when you finally come home to me.
Happy Birthday!
Your proud boss,
Satan
Karl Marx? He was great man. He make Europe proud!
Another tremendous American with Vision who is vilified by the Left as "bush's brain." The Left is only happy when classless clods like James Carville are on staff spewing their empty slogans and making up excuses for their boss's idiotic behavior and lack of character.
Glad to see Leftisbest making "amends" a lá the 12 Steps but he needs to keep going through to the end. If You Work, It'll Work. I don't think you've had a "spiritual awakening" yet. Nice first step though. Keep journaling through your "rage" and you'll come out ok.
Today is the birthday of Chairman Mao. For all of you who think Republicans and Bush represent a "repressive" fascist state, and support Socialism-lite, you'll be glad to know that Communism offers you everything you might need: no freedom, no rights, and no civil liberties. In China, there are Internet Monitors who will shut down a site simply for posting a negative comment about the government. Spending time in the Workers Paradise might open your eyes to true repression and horrors.
Mao is Karl's hero!
Mao got rid of rights, civil liberties and freedom decades ago. But Karl's still working on it. He can listen to all your phone calls and internet messages just because he wants to.
Next, listening devices in your bedrooms. But those are just because he's kinky.
To 12:29 post:
Tsk, tsk, again with the impersonation of your 'ole and only liberal pal, "lefty." I must say you have a way with words, and are no doubt, the person who used my name in the first Christmas poem.
I sincrely believe "Shady," would become a rightist before I. Sorry, to my pal, Shady, but those creative types can be won over sometimes. Usually with a beautiful woman.
A side note here to M, yes I kept my word on the Christmas-free Bush-bashing because, well, just because. The Bush free zone will continue through today in memory of Mao tse-tung, great revoluntary leader, who is 112 years old today. The Chicago revolution continues tomorrow with attacks on Y--- President, oops, I almost slipped up there!
POLSKA! WE RULE CHICAGO
The day "lefty" goes over to the other side is the day Bush gives money to the NAACP. Ain't gonna happen.
Until I read here I didn't realize there were two right thinking European-Americans like "lefty" and "Shady." I know "Shady," is not a person of color, of "lefty," I am not sure, but he also is probably not a person of color.
The only reason I am condemned here is the guilt of the European-American. You know that is the reason.
You're condemned here because you are a racist. Plain and simple.
To: Karl Rove
From: Mr. Potter
Subject: Birthday Wish
And Happy New Year, in Jail!!!
Hey Malcolm Little's little brother
I gave money to the NAACP this year.
Did you?
Im a gringo of Russian heritage and I hgave a cancelled check to prove it
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