Wednesday, May 17, 2006

DAMNIT!!!

When are we going to learn? You'd think that after all these years of policing, the century and a half of collective knowledge that the Chicago Police Department has gathered, we would finally come to realize the ONE SINGLE ELEMENTAL TRUTH that exists in this city:

There are no guns on the West Side. That's right. Every single gun that police "find" on the West Side, every single one of them, was BROUGHT THERE BY THE POLICE!

As proof, we offer today's Sun Times article:
  • Markineta Harrington said she saw the shooting of her cousin Jovan Walker, 24.

    "[Walker] didn't have a gun. He just got out a jail a month ago -- he didn't have a job, how's he going to buy a gun?" she asked.

Far be it from us to suggest that the now deceased Jovan bought a gun selling dope. And we wouldn't dare suggest that Jovan "rented" a gun from one of the dope dealers who run that particular corner. And we'd never speculate that this gun may have been a "loaner" for the security of said corner. No, we'd never say that.

So you boys and girls over on the Wild West Side better be watching your steps. We'll bet a whole boatload of storefront reverends are onto your little game of bringing hundreds and hundreds of unregistered firearms to the West Side so you can use the poor, unemployed, recently paroled felons as target practice.

29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ME FIRST. WHOOPEE

5/17/2006 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous I let Daley blow me said...

What's a matter with you? Daley got rid of all the guns except for you dirty cops!

When Daley get's your guns than the shooting will stop!

I'm first!

5/17/2006 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The jig is up gang, they got us figured out. Next thing you know they'll figure out our scam of planting dope on the poor residents of the west side communities.

I hate when that happens.

5/17/2006 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you let the family members of the deceased know that his gun is over due for being returned to the police rent-a-gun program. Thee is a 4.00 late fee and it needs to be paid at the time the gu is returned to the Area Two Gun Team.

Thank You,
P.O. Shaver Longcock
Rent-A-Gun Record Keeper.

5/17/2006 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

REMEMBER YOUR PLACE COPPER! Your just a servant mind you, so get out there and serve the public. When us citizens call you better jump. We pay your wages. We expect a yes sir or no sir from you.

5/17/2006 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dork

5/17/2006 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be baited by one of our own playing troll.

5/17/2006 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES SIR, You have been shot. No sir, you wouldn't have been shot if you weren't on the corner slinging dope. Yes sir, I don't really care your NOT a normal citizen your scum. NO Sir, I'm not sorry, you got what you desrved by working the corner.

I love YES sir No sir!
It goes a long way!

5/17/2006 10:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even the dumbest copper alive wouldn't waste a 1911 .45 by planting it on a shitbird.

A Lorcin .9? Well you might have me thinking twice, but NOT a 1911. Not gonna happen. No way! No how!

5/17/2006 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The animal that was taken off the face of the earth by the hero Sgt. was playing the game and knew that he had a better chance in our wonderful justice system by taking a shot at the police..he knew that if he shot and missed or shot and killed(thankfully not) the Sgt. The legal system would not punish him to severely..Just the other day at 26th st. We had a UUW case going with a gangbanging shithead we caught with a loaded 25cal in his pants..his defense attorney was a former states attorney and a former co-worker with them. The state asked us if it would be ok if he was charged with a misd. UUW. We said no, and they did it anyway. I guess it's who you know not only for the CPD, but for the shitheads too! Why go the extra mile? For what? Stay safe brothers!

5/17/2006 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous sir donkey said...

I'm nonplussed! They finally figured it out. It was going to come to an end soon, anyway. Most of the Lorcens, Jennings, and ravens have been used already.
Trading guns for dope pinches is getting harder and harder. And while you can still get a Moisen-nagant or a weathered SKS for under $100, they are hard to plant, especially in this age of cell phone cameras.
It was fun while it lasted, guys.
So much for getting my recruit the commendation he was looking for.

5/17/2006 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous monique bond said...

I'm not sure what happened, however it is not common for a sgt. of police to be directly involved with an incident such as this. Nor is the type of firearm this victim was found with common to see. We really don't know what occured, and there is a lot of confusion over the matter at this time. If this man was just let out of jail, and had no job, then the system failed this victim.
The department will, of course, fully investigate this matter.

5/17/2006 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous pat camden said...

The officers observed several subjects engaged in a narcotics transaction. The police announced their office, at which time a foot pursuit ensued. At one point during the pursuit the offender pointed a handgun at the officer. The officer, fearing for his life, discharged his weapon in the direction of the offender, striking him. The offender's firearm was recovered, and no officers were injured.

And Monique, will you please shut the fuck up!

5/17/2006 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if a memorial goes up for this mutt a po better rip it down and inventory it

5/17/2006 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monique Bond is a piece of shit! Dumb fucking cunt! I love hearing from stupid politically correct cunts! fuck her! she's probably never even killed a spider! She's probably sad because she wanted to make children with the animal!

5/17/2006 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's right "we serve and protect"









"WHEN WE FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT"

NOW GO GET FUCKED YOU CIVILIAN BEFORE I PUT A BAG ON YOUR DUMBASS!!!!!!

5/18/2006 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the FUCK is Ms. Monique Bond calling this attempted cop killer a VICTIM! WHAT THE FUCK! VICTIM? If a cop was killed would she call the cop a "VICTIM?" Probably not! Fuck, this shit is pissing me off!!!! MORALE IS GETTING LOWER AND LOWER!

5/18/2006 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that A/2 gun team was on the ball, there would be no guns on the street on the south or west sides.

They are too busy busting old retired collectors and schmoozing for the A/2 female cum collectors.

5/18/2006 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monique Bond + Dana Starks = LOVE!

5/18/2006 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goofy Mr. Rogers said,
"YOU CAN NEVER GO DOWN THE DRAIN", I think he lied.
Leadership is down the drain and none of them seem to give two shit's about right and wrong, what the hell gives? I know, we don't go out and make loud mass fools of ourselves, were dignified and were getting screwed playing by all the rules. WTF? I'm pissed off now!

5/18/2006 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did y'all see the Channel 2 News on the scene interview? "That's my cousin, Jovan Walker, who the pooolice killt! He was unarrrmed!"

I'm surprised that the liberal news media allowed the true West Side variety of human to be so accurately portrayed. Hahahahah

5/18/2006 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous 025 copper... said...

I heard the person mentioned above is in the next academy class and will soon be your boss!!!!!

5/18/2006 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

END THE BLOG!

5/18/2006 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there really a Monique Bond or is she/he just a chain-yanker?

5/18/2006 02:39:00 PM  
Blogger Sabian said...

From a recent PSA:

"Racial Profiling?.......
Not in this Police Department....
Not in this city.......
Not while we're sippin invisible Kool Aid......
Not ever,"

5/18/2006 03:52:00 PM  
Blogger Sabian said...

And to correct Jovie's cousin....No job? No money?

That prior for man/del heroin/analog....that wasn't working either, huh?...........

5/18/2006 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with 12:03

END THIS BLOG,

All I see is the rantings of a few assholes, drunks and psyco.s.

There is retired guys who were shitbirds while they were on the job and use this BLOG for their lunitic rantings.

This blog has turned to shit.
Goodbye.

5/20/2006 03:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Join the NRA only $35 help protect the freedoms for honest Americans!

5/22/2006 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can i still put zip guns on peoples or is that out of date?

5/22/2006 10:04:00 PM  

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