Tuesday, May 16, 2006

County News

No, this isn't about Stroger and his son trying to become the next County Board President even though a number of power players are backing Danny Davis in a hilarious game of dividing the spoils of a man not yet dead.

No, we're hearing a LOT of interesting rumors over at the County Building. To wit:
  • the not yet revealed indictments of some big wigs over at the Training Division over misappropriated Federal monies
  • the sudden appointment of a new head of the jail by Sheahan even though (A) Sheahan's last appointment (Callie Baird of OPS fame) fell like a ton of bricks and (B) Sheahan isn't going to be sheriff in a few months.
  • the Supervisors over at the States Attorney's office have suddenly decided to unionize? And they've picked the National FOP to be their representation?
Sounds like County is having a bit of fun over on their half of the pond - they just manage to keep it under the radar.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When is HQ at 35th street gonna close down? Rumors are that Phil is gonna have everyone who can walk or waddle go on the street to fill the void.

All those house mouses and house cats fighting crime, LMAO!

F Troup 2006 and the War Wagons!

Watch out for those War Wagon Roofs, anyone can escape without even trying.

We will still be short 3000 p/o's but do not worry, backup is on the way!

Hee Hee Hee! LMAO

5/16/2006 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The house mouses at 35th fighting crime? They brag about how they will never work the streets again and are just waiting for their meritorious promotions. They say that when they're on the street they read books and take 2hr lunches. Besides, they wouldn't be at 35th street if they weren't somone's girl!

5/16/2006 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if they drink Kool Aid at 26th & Cal?.........


Drink it...its processed there.

5/16/2006 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I wonder if they drink Kool Aid at 26th & Cal?.........

No they eat jailhouse Nemo's, those are so dam good!

5/16/2006 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The good times are just NOT there anymore. sign me depressed, and getting more depressed with every minute. :(

5/16/2006 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to post off-topic, but I'm looking for a recommendation on a place to purchase body armor.

Unfortunately, I've reached that time where I actually have to spend some of my uniform allowance on an equipment item.

Can anyone recommend a place where I can buy body armor (threat level II or IIIA - any suggestions?) for a reasonable price?

Thanks.

5/16/2006 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To you Police Officers. Remember you are a public servant. You serve us. We call you to do as we say. If there is a loud party, you shut it down. If we call in a abandoned car, you tow it. You serve us! So remember your place!!

5/16/2006 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 3:28,
we get paid to protect your ass...not kiss it...remember that jagoff

5/16/2006 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The side of the police car says, Serve and Protect. So do as the servant you are and serve. Go find my lost kid. When that traffic signal breaks, get out of that car and direct traffic till its fixed. We don't pay you to sit in the donut shop all day!

5/16/2006 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To you Police Officers. Remember you are a public servant. You serve us. We call you to do as we say. If there is a loud party, you shut it down. If we call in a abandoned car, you tow it. You serve us! So remember your place!!"

FUCK YOU NIGGER, I'm getting coffee

5/16/2006 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't pay you to sit in the donut shop all day!

5/16/2006 05:55:46 PM


Ummm...I'm a civilian and I never see any police "sit[ting] in the donut shop all day" in my district. Could be because they're running all over the damn place trying to take care of things that folks like you "need" taking care of. It's obvious there aren't enough police in the district to take care of the crap you and yours expect to be taken care of. Hell - there aren't enough police in the district, period! Lay off the police and go buy yourself something to chill out with, with your Link card (selling it or using it normal - your choice). You obviously need it.

5/16/2006 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, I can get a taxi faster than a cop car. The cops are just dog-ass lazy. And they be sloppy too. They dress in uniforms that are dirty or don't fit them anymore. And they get uniform checks to buy new gear. Oh, but thats for Vegas or the local tavern.

5/17/2006 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they'd let me I'd use that uniform check to by a bazooka and send you to the Almighty in front of your dearest relatives.

Now put down the purple pop and the barbcue chips and give your baby's mama back her public aid check!

5/19/2006 01:22:00 AM  

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