Sunday, May 14, 2006

And the LVPD Said "Heal!"

For being in "Sin City," Las Vegas PD certain has some miraculous type healing powers. MSNBC via Ace of Spades:
  • A wheelchair-bound Los Angeles woman, who has repeatedly filed lawsuits over access for the disabled, got up and ran after police arrested her for fraud, authorities said on Thursday. Laura Lee Medley, 35, had sued in at least four California cities over injuries she claimed she sustained while trying to navigate her wheelchair before she was suspected of fraud.
  • "“She gets to the hospital and while she'’s waiting for an examination, she gets up from the chair and runs,"” Mayes said. "“Somebody remarked, '‘That'’s where the great miracle occurred.'" ”Medley sprinted through the hospital corridors but was quickly apprehended by police and booked pending extradition to San Bernardino in Southern California, where she is facing charges of filing false documents, attempted grand theft and insurance fraud.
The miracle of modern policing - Vegas style.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe since the Vegas PD was so good at catching that fraud, they should come here and try to catch King Dick!

5/14/2006 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man, that's great; she jumps up from the chair and tries to run away.....great stuff!

5/14/2006 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep laughing, but while you are worried about something as stupid as a street sign (oh, I know, it's the principle of the thing) the state you are living in is nothing but a feeding trough for civil liability. Bitching about the medical plan, blame the high cost of malpractice insurance. Bitching about how many times you/the department has been sued, try worrying about tort reform instead OF a meaningless west-side street being named after SOME GOD-DAMNED FUCKING MULE/DAN/SHITBIRD. PULL YOUR HEADS FROM YOUR ASSES AND ATTEMPT TO FOCUS ON IMPORTANT FUCKIG PROBLEMS INTSTEAD OF THE MINUTIA LIKE THE REST OF THE FUCKING MEDIA.

5/14/2006 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i would like to make an observation. If you are a po in patrol pushing a car you are either:
a) Lazy
b) Ugly
c) Stupid
d) Fat
e) any combination of the above

I am only saying this because it's what I see everyday. The cute/smart/amitious folks are all in units, detailed out etc. I think you all know what I mean, you've noticed this too.
Alot of pissed off, lazy, whiny, stupid, ugly muthers working beat cars. When was the last time a beat car did anything for YOU? I think they are to busy on here crying.

Next time you crawl into your beat car, ask yourself.... Am I fat, stupid, lazy, ugly or all of the above?
The answer may suprise you

5/14/2006 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe 610 Guy, or more likely 610 Gal, can make excuse for this mutt.

5/14/2006 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5/14/2006 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Mothers Day to all the lady cops!

5/14/2006 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear 1:05 AM- I would like to reply to your sophomoric and hateful observations. Note that you misspelled the words "AMBITIOUS", "SURPRISE", "TO", and "ALOT", Officer Einstein. so you are apparently either:

a) Stupid
b) Sloppy
c) Nervous
d) Suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder
e) any combination thereof

I am only saying this because it's what you typed in your post. Similarly your logic is flawed regarding the personnel traits in units, those detailed out, etc. For if you were honest (apparently not) you would know that most folks you (falsely) purport to see everyday, the "cute/smart/amitious folks all in units, detailed out etc." are actually (like yourself):

f) Spineless
g) Nepotistic
h) Sycophantic
i) Self-Prostituting
j) any combination thereof

I think you know what I mean, You've noticed this too. The answer won't surprise you. After all, it's written all over your face.... with your Boss' semen. A lot of pissed off, lazy, whiny, stupid, ugly mothers like you are afraid to work beat cars. When was the last time working a beat car didn't scare the crap out of YOU? Methinks thou doth protest too much "on here". Next time you slink into your cubicle at 35th & Shame, ask yourself.... am I Stupid, Sloppy, Nervous, Suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder, Spineless, Nepotistic, Sycophantic, Self-Prostituting or all of the above? The answer won't surprise you, nor will it surprise us. But at least you're pretty on the outside, Especially your moist facial skin bukakke boy.

5/14/2006 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

24 million for the fuckin bean. Mayor daley FUCK YOU!

5/14/2006 02:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Encore, Encore

5/14/2006 03:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5/14/2006 02:37:10 AM

must be fat

5/14/2006 03:03:31 AM

he's lazy

5/14/2006 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bukakke cubicle boy

5/14/2006 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5/14/2006 02:37:10 AM

spelling/grammar geek, i think you meant AMBITIOUS, not "AMITIOUS".

don't throw stones if you live in a glass house.

5/14/2006 03:57:00 AM  
Anonymous doctor said...

This blog is suffering from a psychosis.

5/14/2006 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First and foremost, Happy Mothas Day to all the biotches out there !!

5/14/2006 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5/14/2006 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5/14/2006 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm off to Vegas soon, see all you assholes when I get back....VEGAS BABY!!!!!

5/14/2006 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor, poor pitiful POLICE!!!
Sorry bunch of self-indulged jaggoffs, you under the impression that you're some sort of heroic icons, actually you are nothing but a bunch of expendable fodder.
Everyday you moan, groan and bitch!
My check, the tests, the supervisers,the city, the citizens, my partners, those units
the media, the bosses,the politicians, the minorities,the squad cars, the rules, the job. God forbid if you have to pay full boat for lunch, or you go to some sort of venue and flashing your star, don't open a door for you. Somebody gave me a parking ticket and my car had St. Jude and a FOP Sticker on it, I was stopped driving drunk. How did he get in a unit, how did she get on the job,
Da mayor, the bean, da bears, da sox's, da cubs, the list is endless
and the police is clueless....A house divided......!

5/14/2006 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the above poster is an Kool aid drinking ASSHAT house mouse who doesnt know Seiser

5/14/2006 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5/14/2006 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:06 may not know Seiser but Seiser knows exactly who he is!

5/14/2006 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5/14/2006 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know it's off topic, and sorry I'm not bitching about something, but has anyone heard how the officers in the car crash @39th and the Ryan are doing?

5/14/2006 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4080 PASSED. 512 FAILED.

5/14/2006 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember, they don't hand out honorable and DCs for movers, parkers, cerfews, and duis (even felony duis that took you all night to get that dangerous asshole off the street).

Just dog your calls so that you are available to respond to the man with a gun, burglary in progress, robbery in progress, you get the idea. This is what the "real police" do to get all their awards.

5/14/2006 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

residency for those who want it!!!

FREEDOM for those who don't want to live with those who want residnecy!!!!!

5/14/2006 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dog your calls??? thanks for screwing your fellow our shitty district, the dogs dog their calls so they can hang out at dunkin donuts longer...and the bosses dont say shit...

5/14/2006 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:37, I tip my hat to you. Well said.

5/14/2006 04:28:00 PM  
Blogger blacksanction said...

Blessed be the LVPD Healers.

An established policing miracle and some assclown is pissing and moaning.

Lookit we're the bloody police and can summon the very forces of good to heal even the wicked and smite the evil!! Rejoice brothers and sisters for God is on our side.

BTW why do so many sign in as anonymous? Pls have some testicular fortitude whether with positive or negative comments.

A brother from north of your border

5/14/2006 05:49:00 PM  
Anonymous out the door said...

Sooooooooooooo close to retirement, YES!!!!!

5/14/2006 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic:
Lobbying Firm Hired
Subsidiary (Lobbied For)

Canterbury, Chuck
Granberg, Chris
Lallier, Courtney
Pasco, James O JR
Richardson, Timothy

[In-house lobbyists for National Fraternal Order of Police]
Figures from
These numbers are down from 03-04 when it topped at 400k.

5/14/2006 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crud, I would owe myself a ton of money for every time I beat off.

5/14/2006 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember, they don't hand out honorable and DCs for movers, parkers, cerfews, and duis

Sorry Anonymous, but there was a copper from 016 who got a DC about 8 years ago for writing in excess of 10,000 parkers in one calendar year. Ask around, you can find out who, but its a true story.

5/14/2006 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Captain Spaulding said...

What's with all the Puto Ricans that I've seen hanging around in 016? I'm afraid for my hubcaps! I'm sorry to come off as some type of racist, but they are pretty useless. Mexicans have been in this country a shorter time and they have already made great strides in work, politics, etc. Puto Ricans primarily migrated to this country in the 1950's and they haven't done shit but screw up our communitys and breed like cockroaches. Can someone explain to me why they are so ignorant and scummy?

5/14/2006 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Captain Spaulding, you must be a beaner.

5/14/2006 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5/14/2006 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hola from Capitan Chorizo....

5/14/2006 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capt. Spaulding,

Have you ever seen puerto rico?

5/15/2006 04:16:00 AM  

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