Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
posted by SCC at 7:38 AM
Dickster for mayor.
Anybody out there care to comment about the Tahoes? Are they better than the Fords? I know they have to be better than the Impalas.Only thing I can see that sucks is the placement of the siren box.Stay safe out there everyone.
who is the biggest dogs in your district???
3rd watch 1722 and the infamous soul patrol
Does anyone know the city avg. for Sgt test? Or the Highest score?
Taking a survey: Have you ever seen a squirl take a shit?
Support the troops http://www.forest.ws/WeSupportU.htm
SHORE GALLERIES IS 50 YEARS OLD TODAY!!A great store. Got all of my Cop/Gun stuff there for 18 years now. Mitch is a good guy and he is one of us (A P.O.). Been selling to the deserving coppers since 1956 from their location at 3318 W. Devon Avenue.Go by there today, and tell Mitch, Harvey, Evan, Cal and Charlene thanks! Sig died about a year ago, kinda cranky, but still had a heart bigger than his ass!
Who are the best Sgts. in your district or unit?it will be nice to see who some of the good ones are.
In my district it would be quicker, simpler and save space on the Blog if I listed the workers.
Sgt. Sherman. He's the best!
Oh no he's not. I think Sgt. Clancy is much better.
I like Sergeant Koplitz more
WE LIKE SGT.DICKMAN!
Film star and director Mel Gibson has launched a scathing attack on US President George W Bush, comparing his leadership to the barbaric rulers of the Mayan civilisation in his new film Apocalypto. The epic, due for release later this year, captures the decline of the Maya kingdom and the slaughter of thousands of inhabitants as human sacrifices in a bid to save the nation from collapsing.Gibson reveals he used present day American politics as an inspiration, claiming the government callously plays on the nation's insecurities to maintain power.He tells British film magazine Hotdog, "The fear-mongering we depict in the film reminds me of President Bush and his guys".Not as conservative as we thought.
We really like Sgt. Weidig. They don't get any better than him. We never see or hear from him and he doesn't come around on even the most important jobs. Because of his superb leadership skills we are able to blow off most of our jobs and stay down on the ones we do have to go to. If we didn't see him at rollcall or checkoff, we would never even know that he was at work. We love him and hope he never leaves.
Shore Galleries sucks!I was one of the guys they screwed in 1992 by switching out the night sights. They were dead two years later. I ended up having to replace them at a cost of $100.00.Not only do they give you a shitty deal, they have bad attitudes. If you ask them a simple question, they look at you like you have four heads.Recruits, don't buy your gun or equipment from this business. You'd be better served driving out to Ray O'Heron in Oakbrook. At least they are fair and have good customer service.
Tell us more about this nite site switch. What did he take off and what replaced it?
i think ritchie scotch breath is one of the best bosses along with his sidekick
Takes the nite-sites off of your gun?Well, security guards don't need nite-sites you worthless waste of human flesh!
Ray O'Herron fair?Umm well, lets see:1. they charged 35 dollars more for the same gun (P-228) than Shore.2. The magazines kept breaking in the gun range (they fell apart when I ejected them to the floor)3. The nite-sites are dead, and Ray won't warranty them.4. They fired Mike (who was the ONLY guy worth a damn in the whole store)5. Craig looks at you like a martian for asking ANY well reasoned question.......Sure recruits, go to Ray O'Herrons just like the tool in 11:51:30 told you.
I gotz me a GAP at Chuck's in Dolton. No wait, no hassel. Sold it to my homee for a profit!I dont needs no Ray or Shore!
its time to leave the republican party and start a new one here we have bush giving border states more money just to buy their vote on legalization of immigrants just shows how this administration is ruining this country
Any rumor on how Capt Farrell is being accepted or not accepted in 008?
Bloodletting taking place starting the 6th Period at HQ. Cline has ordered a reduction of manpower at HQ. Heard that the Homeland Security section was cut from 3 to 1.
Hey Mitch,Don't cry and go get another CR# on "us". This is how you are viewed.
No, seriously, who are your best Sgts. not the worst, it will be interesting to see who the troops like working for in the districts and units..... stay on the topic
Did anyone file a consumer beef with the state for Shores gun sight scam?
Mitch is the "Heeb of Hollywood" and the "King of Kosher". You know he is a "German-Jew" but he won't admit to it. Anything for a buck.The other writer was right, he buys in bulk (like Sol Polk use to do), sits on the weapons and charges the higher prices when the market is ready.He could equip the Israeli Govt. 10 times over with his stockpile of weapons.As far as the broken magazines go, it's not his fault that the manufacturer builds crappy mags. to save money. But he should swap them out and send them back for credits. This is where the CPD Range should be saying "Hey, these SIGS are Shit" and we won't allow them on the street until they meet our standards (which is usually a couple dozen free weapons to the bosses to evualate and keep forever).More Kool aid please!
So I'm at work today and just watched Det. Armel's funeral procession pass down the Dulles toll road. I saluted on behalf of the entire CPD.As would be expected in a county filled to the brim with law-enforcement and "other" security personnel, the procession is massive. Still going by at 35 or 40 MPH after 35 minutes.And just in case anyone takes the Virginia-bashing on copswritingcops or the NYPD rant seriously, I'll defend these guys (mostly). There might be a few who go way over the top, just like that guy in 019, but most of them are young and VERY professional. They've extended me courtesy more than once for minor infractions.And 90% of any courtesies that are not extended I would argue result from the demographics out here. When 80% of the county is law-enforcement, military, intelligence, or in related private industries, somebody has to get an occasional ticket for speeding or whatever.RIP Detective. There but for the grace of God goes any of us.
News to kick off Police Week -May 12thPolice Unity Tour Arrives at Memorial...Commits $5 Million to the MuseumMore than 1,000 cyclists and support crew members of the Police Unity Tour converged on the Memorial today, celebrating and commemorating their fallen comrades through their unprecedented support of the National Law Enforcement Museum. Representing California, Georgia, Florida, New York, New Jersey, Minnesota and many other states -- and including representatives from Israel and the United Kingdom -- the Police Unity Tour announced their $5 million commitment to A Matter of Honor: The Campaign for the National Law Enforcement Museum.Celebrating the 10th anniversary of their annual pilgrimage to the Memorial, this year's Unity Tour was the largest ever in terms of riders, support staff and funds raised. At the arrival ceremony, Unity Tour co-founders Pat Montuore and Harry Phillips, along with Chapter presidents, to present NLEOMF Chairman Craig W. Floyd with a check for $1 million. Since the Police Unity Tour began in 1997, inspired by their motivational motto "We Ride for Those Who Died," these intrepid cyclists have raise more than $3.2 million for the Memorial.Pictures to follow later!
I see Geeko is still trying to trade in on the reputation of an organization that she's no part of. What a nitwit! How long are we supposed to put up with her lies and deception??????SCC should investigate her claims before some real damage is done.
Sgt.'s Jerome and Marshall 025 3rd watch. Hands down the real police. Both will ride on jobs and help more than the other Sgt's in 025. AND-- Jerome is a great wingman!
open for business. bananas for cash. sweet to the leet. woot!!!!just dont tell the monkey.
I CONCUR ABOUT SGT JEROME/SGT MARSHALL 3RD WATCH IN 025. THEY ARE GOTO GUYS IF U GOT A PROBLEM AND DONT CRY IF U LAY HANDS ON SOMEONE.
Why is everyone bustin on RAY SCHNOOR. I find him very fair, he has never burned me on a gun deal.Can't find FISH though !!!
WHAT ABOUT "ARBY'S" IN SOS?
HOW ABOUT STASINOPLOUS IN SOS? great guy
What happened to the infamous stalking by soul patrol a few years ago in 017, I heard logs were lost by sgt!!!!! nice cover up on that one when they were on wagon!!!!!
Over the past twenty-five years I have bought five sets of night sights from Shore's. Some are MeproLight and some are Trijicon.All long past their due dates for replacement, but they all still work fine and I am on the first watch.Now Botach Tactical, and Kales, there I have had some problems.
I've dealt with Shore and Ray O'Herron's many times in the last twenty years. It used to be that you had to know someone there before you would get any kind of service and it was usually bad. It's true that O'Herron fired the only guy that took the next person in line and wasn't carrying on a conversation with his friends while selling you a $800 gun. It used to be real bad there unless you were a regular, but last week I was in there and everyone was real decent. Actually they went above and beyond with some vest issues I had. Can't ask for any more than that.
Hands down the best sgt. on the northside is Pat Conway area 3 saturation. Knows his shit and stands up for his guys!
Is there going to be a Sgts class this month?
The city had to buy the Impalas or the Tahoes as they are one of the few police packages out there, other than the Ford Crown Vic. Since the city is a party to a lawsuit against Ford, they will not deal with them. So, we end up with the Impalas, until the PD realizes how small they are with the cage in there. Now, it's on to the Tahoes with fuel economy comparable to the 15 passenger vans.
I heard another sgts class after Memorial Day of at least 50 people.
Who's the area 2 dic, female of course that is nicknamed BJ? and it aint for her proper name. guys in the bar talking about her last nite. They talked about her like a dog.
WHICH BAR? WHAT THEY SAY?
To those guys dissing Det BJ, be careful what you say with that nasty saloon gossip. You don't want your wives to know what you are up to, do you??
.....sounds like BJ is a pass - around - patty lol
23rd district has very good officers, and it just shows how people can be jealous of good workers when the dogs get jealous.
GEEKS, WHAAAAA, WHAAAAA,WHAAAAAAAAAA.
so.....whose BJ and what is everyone so afraid of? I'm single.
ill tell you what im afraid of, waking up in a pile of banana peels. damn monkey and his overnight binging.
5:35 Most of the area female dics are nicknamed bj LMAO
POST 5:57 what u care what they say? You must be her.
Since this is an open post I want to compain about people who don't brush their teeth. Bad breath, green teeth mixed with coffee in the am then you breathing upon my personal space makes my stomach turn.All you knuckleheads out there: please brush those fangs. Besides our dental insurance is really starting to suck so better take care of that enamel. Goes for all you citizens, too. The above is a message from the halitosis association.
just spoke with a polish female complaintant who's breath smelled like a combination of summer sausage and feet.
OK WHEN IS THE NEXT SERGEANTS CLASS TO START?? HOW MANY??
what a waste of an open thread !you'all must be fat, dumb & happy.
higher pay for south-side cops! Much more crime & work than northside pooches. Lots more work = lots more pay, gim-me moe-money, moe-money, moe-money !!!
Anonymous said... OK WHEN IS THE NEXT SERGEANTS CLASS TO START?? HOW MANY?? 5/13/2006 08:46:55 PM No new meritorious nominations have been solicited as of yet so don’t expect another Sgt’s class for a while….
BJ gives BJ's
Do any of you guys have a fetish for women's feet?
Blow jobs are nothing more then beating off with someones face on your dick.
If thats the case, I wouldn't want no area two female detectives face on my dic, it would scare my dic up into my balls. LMAO
11 pm post-why?
Anybody heard from Jack Stapleton about any beefs about his Survivor audition tape?
But you also said:When dept. started playing games with comp and other days, I went into (time stamp) mode. I also ask for the sup. to sign denied. Smile, it makes them crazy and that's the best part. Natch, they refuse but their beet red faces make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside }:() And how many greivances have you filed based on the above? 5/13/2006 02:15:34 PM moron said... Time stamping and making copies is what is related. I'm not alone in this practice. You know FOP denies time due grievances based on contract. Labor Law then comes into play. If games are being played they need to cease and any tool utilized that may assist in protecting yourself is viable. Hence, time clock stamp and copies along with asking sup. to sign denied. City wide I ask, what can this hurt? Mgmt. wouldn't like it because it appears to make them accountable. Now to me that's a good thing, dont you think? If they refuse you make a notation on the slip. Further I don't like the way FOP did a cut off on accepting denial slips. They should be keeping a running file, what is the basis FOP is using for not accepting copies currently? Court cases have plenty of room for discovery I thought. Maybe you can answer that question as well?What basis does mgmt. use to deny you and other's time due? Manpower would be the answer, and or no valid reason. Let me ask you, how many get OT because another asked for time. In my entire career, I have yet to see this in regard to CU. If it is happening then it has to be a very select few getting the option to work the OT. That would be a whole different issue in regards to seniority, and possible violation. I don't trust the city one bit with my time or money, due you?If new lanuage between the lodge and city is to be entered in the next contract we have to be very careful in relation to this subject. For anyone interested in the time due battle. Go to this website: www.fop.org on the right side top of pg. you will see (May) click on it, scroll down to (Time Due On Demand) and read the potential arguments. 5/14/2006 12:19:58 AM
TO 10:10:39 More money for what. Youse guys from Turdy Turd and Turd Street apparently enjoy wallowing in shit and shit is what you got and you want more pay. Besides you got celbs. out dare like Jesse Sr, Jesse Jr., Farakahn, King Shit of this gang and King asshole of that gang along with all of those cheap rib/chicken shacks. Hell youse guys got it sooo good I might come out there myself only if I can figure out the numbered street system. See you later partner, Northsider
How about extra time-off for cops who work the 1st Watch. Maybe a 6 & 3 or 5 & 2 and a 3rd day off every so often work week. The Duty Availablity check is a nice perk, but the 35th St. house mouse gets it just the same as midnight ghetto cop.
What the hell is with the A/2 gun team. All then studley mensz and 2 dikes. The big one we all know is the dominant one. Ang her little follower, the mouse, is scared of her own shadow. Had dealings with them before, and they are 2 pieces of shit. BUT! they think they know it all. Bullshit, all they know is each others assholes. Don;t trust'em.
higher pay for south-side cops! Much more crime & work than northside pooches. Lots more work = lots more pay, gim-me moe-money, moe-money, moe-money !!! 5/13/2006 10:10:39 PM GET SOME TIME ON THE JOB YOU FUCKING LOSER
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
Question from a 16th District PPO/Parker/Newbee:Just exactly, what is the Koolaid that you all refer to?
LONG LIVE THE GOAT
Woot. Its the day for my Mom. Yay!!!Monkey, you get one long distance call to your mom. Wait, what are all these calls to China? Curse you monkey. Shazbot.
"BJ"_____ Oh YESGives out so many bj's she resembles a Pufferfish! When she retires maybe she'll be added to the Shedd's fish diplay
Harej and Hallinan file suit against the FOP.
PPO ParkerIt's the drink of choice at FortKool Aid. Go back a few post's and when you see koolaid picture click on it for a koolaid delight.
Dt. "BJ" won't go spillin her big mouth to some spouses if she's "smart." Because if she does, some of us will come out and tell these wives what a WHACKED NUT she is.In fact, after we tell the full story, a few may pick up the phone...
Anyone hear about the dumb ass female recruit in 009 that lost her gun while on duty? What's the scoop?
The recruit and her partner were assisting another unit on a foot pursuit. The recruit somehow lost her weapon during the foot chase. When she returned to the station about 2 hrs. later for check-off, she realized she had lost her weapon.
The recruit was working with that piece of shit FTO Orosco. That dumb fuck beooch left her gun out on a bench unsecured in the female lockeroom in the station and went home....twice.
Two useless beoootches working together that can't keep track of their guns!!! That sounds real safe. P.S. dont leave the toy gun that you take away from the gangbanger on the sreet in the squad car. Orosco will get a CR number on you. What a useless dumb fuck bitch.
Good Sergeants? The TRU is full of them. Not one bad one in the bunch. Just ask anyone who works for any of them
Good Sgts.... Costello in 009, 3rd watch. Was real police as P.O. Only person that would say something bad about him would be some dogass that don't work.
Sgt Loughran in 010. Takes care of the workers.
Whois detective BJ? I think I got an idea. Haircolor at least? Probably how she got to be dic.
I've always thought that Sgt. Motzny was special......Then again, so does he.
Well then fuck her. Who does she think she is? You mean to say I can't bring my kids toy gun to work to show my co-workers how realistic it is without her geting a CR# on me. Go right ahead and get it. I got an attorney who loves to file law suits that would love to see that happen.
DOGS DOGS DOGS2005 3rd Watch.Were Watching you. Got some great pics.
she is a "do nothing"maybe if she got out of the car once in a while, she would have realized the gun was a replica before she brought it in to the w/cBut shame on him (or her for u p.c.-ers) for not saying "Thank You officer, now get the fuck out of my office!"
A "heads up" for you and any male friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers. This month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20 or 21-year-old girls come over to your car as your packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen May, 4th, 6th, 8th, twice on the 10th, and three times yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Again - please beware!
....and then you woke up and went home (not home depot) to your fat ass wife.
Yea I did.....son.
Look'in for "BJ?"Just get out your rod n reel, and throw out your line to see who bites 1st for your lil worm
BJ is ugly, I'll take the lil worm.
post 10:13 LOL, You REALLY MUST KNOW BJ THEN. F*CKEN SLUT THAT SHE IS.
MARTY IS STILL WAITING FOR HIS RAISE!!!
Orozco didn't go to the w/c first with the toy gun. she inventoried it first, called the gun desk, (BB gun) and then went to the desk with the inventory submitted. Called the fucking gun desk!!!!
Ask your W/C to show you the cartoon (Streaming Video) on Homicide Trend.It’s a short, maybe three minutes, and it takes place in the big I-Kiss-Your-Ass-You-Kiss-Mine room at HQ. It gives you an insight into what’s going on downtown, their complete lack of connection to police reality, and the way they love to bask in their own bullshit.(Hint: Listen for Dave Sobjerk, Past-Master of corporate doublespeak, as he walks the Village Idiots through a week of shootings. You’ll hear painfully obvious stuff the greenest rookie can dope out, listen to incredible pronouncements and suggestions based on an in-depth lack of understanding about street police work, straight from the horse’s ass, and you will actually hear him suggest “De-Victimization Strategies”. Really!)The upshot is that too many dudes are getting capped in their cars, so Dave wants to get them outside the ride, so’s they can get capped in the streets.And you wonder why this place is so screwed up?