Tuesday, September 26, 2006

What the Hell is This?

  • Chicago Police began getting reports Saturday morning about multiple overdoses in the vicinity of Garfield Park. Four people overdosed at 8:55 a.m. Saturday near Pulaski and Wilcox, and within the hour, another two overdosed about two blocks away at Washington and Pulaski, said Officer Laura Kubiak of Police News Affairs.

    Witnesses reported two men in their 20s were distributing free bags of heroin Saturday morning at Wilcox and Pulaski, Kubiak said. The drug "samples" do not appear to be connected to the fentanyl-laced heroin that has caused a rash of deaths, Kubiak said.

What? "do not appear to be connected"? First of all, how would anyone know that without some kind of chemical test on the dope these jackasses have been snorting and shooting? That statement is going to land someone in News Affairs in a world of shit if it turns out that it was fentanyl. Four overdoses on Wilcox and two more two blocks away within the hour? Plus a couple of dead people turning up right afterwards, all within yards of North Lawndale? What else does anyone think it's going to be - magic pixie dust?

Hey News Affairs? Here's a couple little phrases you can use next time:
  • "The investigation continues."
  • "We haven't ruled anything out."
  • "No comment at this time."
  • "We are awaiting toxicology reports."
Notice that "do not appear to be connected" isn't one of the recommended ones. Way to paint yourself into an unrecoverable corner. Hope the boss is happy with that statement.

29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you knew what they are suppose to say at NEWS AFFAIR....you'll be able to drag your butt out of a beat car...........be happy they let you blog.

9/26/2006 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another case of Bull Barking Hound disease.

9/26/2006 02:42:00 AM  
Blogger frhe sjgg said...

Insert foot in mouth. I'm sure they'll be regretting those words sometime fairly soon.

Ah, the never ending bliss of the media (in this case The Sun Times) catching you in a moment of not thinking it through first....

Sincerely,
Anne Elizabeth

9/26/2006 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous sue chicago said...

TAKE NOTE in today's newspapers.

Oak Brook PD officers Donald Malec and Martin Zelisko filed suit against Oak Brook, et al. in U.S. District Court yesterday, charging that they were subjected to a "vindictive and relentless campaign" of harassment by Oak Brook in retaliation for responsibly speaking out against the OBPD on matters of public concern while off duty.

Moral of the story:

If the CPD fucks with active officer(s) for exercising your First Amendment rights to speak out on matters of public concern, take the City to federal court pursuant to 42 USC, Section 1983.

Litigation is the only thing these arrogant motherfucking bullies understand.

9/26/2006 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous stephen colbert said...

Omigod!

I just bought a million dollar townhouse near Wilcox and Pulaski in the tony West Garfield Park subdivision. We need a gated community.

I'll have to complain to C.A.P.S. for certain results.

9/26/2006 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey NEWS AFFAIRS, don't let no SCC tell you what to say. You go right ahead and keep telling the TRUTH. We all know you news people have an inside track on the dope deals and drug cartels as you only have to look out your windows at 35th and Mich. to see it first hand. Keep drinking the Kool Aide and lets close our eyes and minds and pretend it's not there.

Heck, just stand behing Phil and you won't see anything.

9/26/2006 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid Judge:

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro
/72306,CST-NWS-burglar26.article

9/26/2006 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Universoul Circus coming soon at Washington Park. Be There!!! Fun For The Whole Family :-)~

9/26/2006 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC Do you believe everything you read in the slum times? Is it possible PO Kubiak was misquoted or understood. Don't question what News Affairs does/says when you have no clue as to what it is they do and or say. How about you question the paper's coverage of the story first and your fellow copper second.

9/26/2006 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heck, just stand behing Phil and you won't see anything.

9/26/2006 11:19:47 AM

___________________


LMAO!!!!!

9/26/2006 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MERIT LIST :)

FROM - DEPLOYMENT OPERATIONS CENTER

-PARHAM
-FICHT
-FORBES

FROM - INFORMATION SERVICES CENTER

-SOTO

FROM -OFFICE OF DEPUTY CHIEF AREA 4

-MULLINS

FROM A UNIT SO SECRET

- BIELICKI

FROM PATROL

- NOBODY


YOU GOTTA BEEF WITH THIS LIST THEN POST WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO EARN/RATE THE PROMOTION HANDED YOU !

9/26/2006 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares how many junkies kill themselves through their own behavior. It is nothing more than Darwinism at work. The dwindling of the herd.

9/26/2006 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey idiot, FICHT made it legit. Get your head out of your ass and know what the hell you are talking about before you make accusations.

9/26/2006 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess everyone can't be perfect like you....yawn, zzzzzzzzzz

9/26/2006 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHEN ARE THE SGT TEST RESULTS COMING OUT ALREADY?!

9/26/2006 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 9/26/2006 04:03:50 PM - You better recheck your info. You are wrong on at least two of those names. That's a fact.

9/26/2006 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 1985 Sergeants Exam took over 18 months to grade the first part, the multiple choice test.

They had to throw out whole sections, like all municipal ordinance questions to get the numbers they wanted. The whole process took three and one half years.

9/26/2006 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forbes is off the list, not merit.

9/26/2006 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am almost certain(99.9%)Forbes made it legit. I overheard him saying he may make sgt if a next class was made. He is a good guy and good copper. Dont smear his name here. He will make a great supvr.

9/26/2006 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have all of the OD junkies been arrested yet? Oh, I guess we can't do that according to the new wave socialist ideas of the Peoples Republic of Chicago.

9/27/2006 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So much for not using names SCC. great job! Way to aid in smearing peoples names begore they even get promoted because some asshole thinks he can predict whos merit because they're not from a district. So much for not moderating comments to keep names out from some asshole like 04:03

9/27/2006 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will someone tell me which alderperson I get my $300 back from for the 1985 exam. I didn't make it, still waiting. Burke controls the money, maybe he'll give it back to me.

9/27/2006 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anybody have any idea why parts 98-108 were taken out of the sgt.'s test?.......hmmmmmmmm...it smells fishy

9/27/2006 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BIELICKI was on the list legit! Not only that but she studied like mad for the new sgt's test just in case there was not another class made!

9/27/2006 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 9/27/2006 01:21:06 AM

When the box of the Sgts test Disappeared the test was analyzed and those 2 questions were found to hold back the clout people.

9/27/2006 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

boohoo, another junkie bites the dust...when will we stop crying over these people who don't even like themselves or care for their own lives???

9/27/2006 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ATTN. NEWS AFFAIRS: How about using Walter Winchell's time honered: "POLICE ARE BAFFLED"

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT.....WE USUALLY ARE.

9/28/2006 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLY CIVIC IMPROVEMENT BATMAN, MORE DEAD JUNKIES!!!!

9/28/2006 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ficht and Forbes were legit you half wit.

9/29/2006 02:03:00 PM  

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