When in Doubt - MORE Training!

As if coppers don't have enough on their plates already, what with:

• the undermanned Districts,
  
• Beat Plans/Meetings/Team Meetings, etc,
  
• D.O.C. Hot Spots/Missions (primary and secondary),
  
• Foot Patrols, Seatbelt Missions, Outdoor Roll Calls, etc,
• Marriage Counselor, Referee, Problem Solver, Babysitter,
  
• whatever else they can dream up down at HQ ...

Now we might have to worry about being part time psychiatrists. No one knows what may be expected at this time, but we're sure it will involve something that will allow to the City to say that they trained up all the street guys with basic working knowledge of half a million psychological ailments. This will enable the City to deny you indemnification for not following policy and allowing plaintiff's lawyers to sue you into oblivion.

Or such is the rumor we are starting.