Thursday, September 28, 2006

When in Doubt - MORE Training!

As if coppers don't have enough on their plates already, what with:
  • the undermanned Districts,
  • Beat Plans/Meetings/Team Meetings, etc,
  • D.O.C. Hot Spots/Missions (primary and secondary),
  • Foot Patrols, Seatbelt Missions, Outdoor Roll Calls, etc,
  • Marriage Counselor, Referee, Problem Solver, Babysitter,
  • whatever else they can dream up down at HQ ...
Now we might have to worry about being part time psychiatrists. No one knows what may be expected at this time, but we're sure it will involve something that will allow to the City to say that they trained up all the street guys with basic working knowledge of half a million psychological ailments. This will enable the City to deny you indemnification for not following policy and allowing plaintiff's lawyers to sue you into oblivion.

Or such is the rumor we are starting.

7 Comments:

Blogger CalumetCopper said...

This is such a load of bullshit. The decision making machine at 35th needs to sweep all this shit of the desks of the rank and file if they ever want any actual police work (besides answering calls) done. Oh wait! That will lead to less lawsuits against the city? Just answer calls? City thinks thats just fine by them. Fuckin Sickening...

9/28/2006 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats YOUR choice for a nickname for CPD HQ at 3510 S. Michigan Avenue?

FORT KOOL-AID?

or

FORT FELLATIO?

9/28/2006 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous midnights wanderings said...

Whats YOUR choice for a nickname for CPD HQ at 3510 S. Michigan Avenue?

FORT KOOL-AID?

or

FORT FELLATIO?

9/28/2006 08:43:02 PM


Maybe it's
FORT-UNELESS or FORT-USELESS

How to tell if someone is unstable, a clear indication is BENDING OVER GRAPPING ONES ANKLES AND STICKING THEIR HEAD UP THEIR AS$. More commonly known as the Blago Stance and the City Salute.

9/29/2006 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you get the computer ethics training? What a joke!!!
GIVE IT TO DA MAYOR AND ALDERSCAMMERS!

9/29/2006 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous not a bosses kid said...

HOw about a combination of the two above suggested names..

FORT KOOL-ATIO!

A shout out to my hommie..cpdspicoli!

9/29/2006 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have always referred to HQ as "COOLEY HIGH", yea you know....

9/30/2006 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another case of throw more shit on the Patrol Division . This department is getting so bloated with specialized units that a marked car is no longer an effective deterrent. Remember back in the day when Patrol was the primary and everything else was there to support the Patrol Division? Thanks Fat Phil of totally demoralyzing this department. You have singlehandedly castrated the backbone of this department.

10/01/2006 10:42:00 AM  

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