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- US Magazine reported that Spears went into a hair parlor to get her head shaved and that when the hair stylist refused to shave her head, Spears grabbed the clippers and shaved it herself.
- The woman said Spears "wasn't making sense at all" and that it seemed like she wasn't in a good place. She said Spears was "totally freaking out."
- Earlier in the week, Spears checked into a rehabilitation facility and then quickly checked out, People Magazine reported. People reported that the pop diva checked herself into Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre in Antigua but left after one day.
OK, any bets on what the hell she's on? Meth? Heroin? Coke? And any bets on where it's going to end up? Rehab? Intervention? Medical Examiner case?
It's amazing - you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. And get a load of this melon:
Sinead O'Connor she ain't. Or Grace Jones. Or Annie Lennox. Hell, she's not even Howie Mandel, though if you throw a soul patch on her, she's close.
It's amazing - you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. And get a load of this melon:
Sinead O'Connor she ain't. Or Grace Jones. Or Annie Lennox. Hell, she's not even Howie Mandel, though if you throw a soul patch on her, she's close.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
45 Comments:
word on the street is she 'll be doa by da end of 2007 due to hangin wit hilton
if I were a betting person (which I am not, too cheap), I would bet that Spears goes the way of Anna Nicole, John Belushi, etc., etc. (a google search of "celebrity overdose deaths" reveals a shocking number of personalities over the years; and what about the numbers of average joes and janes who can't cope?). For her sake and the sake of her children, I hope she gets it straight....
I think it would be a great idea if Britiny Spears [and numerous other celebrities] stuck her head so far up her own ass that she would have to shit to get a meal... Fuckin liberal elite asshole celebs, who needs em, they're all Dumocrats too. Let em drown in there own vomit, don't buy their stuff, pay for their movies, etc. They all suck buttermilk out of a tall cows ass, to put it nicely, thank you.
Leave her alone...She was just attempting to make the drapes match the carpet!!!
....and to think that Louisiana trailer trash has two back-to-back babies. Poor excuse for a momma, I don't care how much money you have.
...the other goof with the few hair strands on his chin is an OCD freak that won't shake anyone's hand for fear of germs...guess what, it's called soap and water, now they even have stuff to put on your hands w/out the h20 to take wash away the germs...another gollywood freak.
Why would you waste one minute thinking about or covering this self important Hollywood fool?
SCC,
I didn't read the column. But I saw the pictures. I'm laughing my ass off at 2:30 A.M. I don't often laugh by myself, but that was great!!
Way to add a little humor!!
Kevin Federline ain't looking so bad as the custodial parent, is he.
WOW, you've now become Perez Hilton in a desperate attempt to save your failing blog. Don't worry, SCD saved you a gravesite next to his.
It was head lice. She caught it from the rapper 50-cent.
Well, at least Brit's "cuffs" now match the "collar".
I give her one year before she goes the way of the "Blond Bimbo"! That will be her best legacy on this Earth!
monkey was partying with her, we were big fans once, well 2 babies ago. anyway, she is crying for attention. bam. she gots it. well that and the drugs made her do it. sorry brit, good luck with your comeback album,
"Britney: Alien 4, a musical"
Failing blog?!? I don't see any dropoff in postings or comments. SCC how about a link to the postmeter?
I believe the blog is dedicated to whatever the fuck SCC is interested in.
I am waiting with much anticipation for this hilljane's timely demise----choke on your vommit you untalented junkie.
Anonymous said...
WOW, you've now become Perez Hilton in a desperate attempt to save your failing blog. Don't worry, SCD saved you a gravesite next to his.
2/19/2007 06:45:00 AM
The only thing failing here...is your personality!!
Where's this girl's mother?????
BRITNEY SPEARS ON METH, HEROIN, COKE, ALL I HOPE IS THAT SHE COMES TO CHICAGO AND DRIVES THROUGH MY DISTRICT. I COULD DUI HER. I COULD ONLY IMAGINE ALL THE TRAFFIC DUI AND IMPOUND COURT TIME I WOULD GET, DEAR BRITNEY YOUR STILL A LIBERAL MILITARY , COP HATING WORTHLESS CELEB, BUT PLEASE CONE TO CHICAGO
I'd still do her.
SEISER THE REAL STORY REGARDING SPEARS IS THAT SEISER ORDERED HER TO SHAVE HER HEAD. SEISER THEN SENT HER HAIR SAMPLES TO THE ILL. STATE POLICE CRIME LAB TO BE TESTED FOR ILLEGAL NARCOTICS. SEISER IS HOPING SPEARS VISITS CHICAGO, THEN PLANS TO LOCK HER UP. WHEN SEISER TELLS YOU TO SHAVE YOUR HEAD YOU DO IT BECAUSE SEISER RUNS IT.
I guess Kevin F. can now make a case for custody of the back-to-back babies.
THIS IS YOUR HEAD.......
THIS IS YOUR HEAD, ON DRUGS!!!!
I'd still do her.
2/19/2007 03:06:00 PM
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You must be the "lick me right there" poster. That used to make me laugh...
Any woman who does this, rich or poor, famous or unknown is commiting virtual suicide. She is trying to destroy the image of herself. If not helped, other attempts will follow, and she could take someone with her.
Something to watch out for on the job.
Be careful and stay safe.
Seiser, first Paris Hilton, then Anna Nicole, now Britney Spears. Who's next? Save some for the rest of us.
I hear Shitney, er Brittany, Shears and Sgt. Hitney loooking for just the right photo-op (no downed planes please)together. Maybe throw in a KFed for extra pizazzz and a little bippity-bop.
Shitney's people are calling Hitney's people.....stay tuned.
I am waiting with much anticipation for this hilljane's timely demise----choke on your vommit you untalented junkie.
2/19/2007 12:01:00 PM
Let me guess, 3 or 4 yrs on the job. Pissed off because can't wear leather gloves at roll call. Hair highlights with gel. Rolls up sleeves in summer. Wears baseball cap backwards. Another SCC LEMMING...please go back to stocking shelves at Walmart.
Anonymous said...
WOW, you've now become Perez Hilton in a desperate attempt to save your failing blog. Don't worry, SCD saved you a gravesite next to his.
2/19/2007 06:45:00 AM
Failing blog? Just what the hell are you smoking?
Check SCC's site meter and look at the numbers.
You want the blog to fail but it won't happen. Jealous, eh? Grow up and get over it.
Still got a great body, I'd hit it!
When did the National Enquirer buy this blog ? Get back to police jargon, this sh*t is pathetic.
I am waiting with much anticipation for this hilljane's timely demise----choke on your vommit you untalented junkie.
2/19/2007 12:01:00 PM
Dear SCC Lemming, Get-A-Life !
I ain't gay. but I'd love to tickle Howie's chin while he's blowin' me.
Obviously, Miss Spears is having some sort of a breakdown. Federline may well have a chance to keep the babies AND get paid after all! Hope Miss Spears' family can step in and get her the help she so desperately needs...
Actually, I'm pissed that this stuff comes up on the NEWS. This has nothing to do with how many troops we lost today in Iraq, Afganistan, or whatever else went down that can/will affect gas prices, our economy, etc. If I want to view that crap, I can watch one of those "Xtra" shows, or whatever. But this stuff has no business on CNN or BBC.
I just shaved my eyebrows. I think it looks good. Do you think that was a bad idea? I mean, will they make fun of me at roll call?
Now she doesn't have any body hair! Maybe she joined a swim team!
Is this Teen Beat Magazine
You want the blog to fail but it won't happen. Jealous, eh? Grow up and get over it.
2/19/2007 10:50:00 PM
When did the express lane open between your legs ?
THERE HAS BEEN ALLOT OF TALK COMING FROM FLORIDA AS TO WHO HAS CUSTODY OF ANA NICOLE'S BODY. TODAY THE JUDGE JUST MADE HIS RULING. SEISER NOW HAS CONTROL OF HER REMAINS. AS THE JUDGE STATE
"SEISER RUNS IT".
SCC, the best part of the entry: Is the picture and look on Howie Mandel's face. It's a fu*#ng classic!!
Awesome how you mixed that story with this police/political B.S.
Keep up the great work. You are admired and you are truly talented.
2/19/2007 @ 10:50PM
Dude, that kitty looks like a Filet-O-Fish that's been under a heat lamp for several hours!! Are you that desperate for a Happy Meal??
Upon hearing of Brittany's plight, Ex-DC Mike Cronin has agreed to donate his well known lengthy nose hairs to create a wig for the downtrodden starlet. Good job, Mike!
There's something not natural with a clean shaven "head" on a woman.
Don't be so hasty with labelling
Spears! Last interview I saw with her on a "Barbara Walters" special, she praised "W" and thought he was a great president!
Nobody said Spears had to be bright after putting THAT out....
Personally, I find hairless women tremendously sexy!! Especially
"down there!" LOL!! =0
Now if she gets her teeth pulled it would be perfect. Hairless body and a gum job. Woo Hoo !!!!!
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