Monday, February 19, 2007

Place Your Bets!

  • US Magazine reported that Spears went into a hair parlor to get her head shaved and that when the hair stylist refused to shave her head, Spears grabbed the clippers and shaved it herself.
  • The woman said Spears "wasn't making sense at all" and that it seemed like she wasn't in a good place. She said Spears was "totally freaking out."
  • Earlier in the week, Spears checked into a rehabilitation facility and then quickly checked out, People Magazine reported. People reported that the pop diva checked herself into Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre in Antigua but left after one day.
OK, any bets on what the hell she's on? Meth? Heroin? Coke? And any bets on where it's going to end up? Rehab? Intervention? Medical Examiner case?

It's amazing - you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. And get a load of this melon:

Sinead O'Connor she ain't. Or Grace Jones. Or Annie Lennox. Hell, she's not even Howie Mandel, though if you throw a soul patch on her, she's close.

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45 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

word on the street is she 'll be doa by da end of 2007 due to hangin wit hilton

2/19/2007 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if I were a betting person (which I am not, too cheap), I would bet that Spears goes the way of Anna Nicole, John Belushi, etc., etc. (a google search of "celebrity overdose deaths" reveals a shocking number of personalities over the years; and what about the numbers of average joes and janes who can't cope?). For her sake and the sake of her children, I hope she gets it straight....

2/19/2007 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it would be a great idea if Britiny Spears [and numerous other celebrities] stuck her head so far up her own ass that she would have to shit to get a meal... Fuckin liberal elite asshole celebs, who needs em, they're all Dumocrats too. Let em drown in there own vomit, don't buy their stuff, pay for their movies, etc. They all suck buttermilk out of a tall cows ass, to put it nicely, thank you.

2/19/2007 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave her alone...She was just attempting to make the drapes match the carpet!!!

2/19/2007 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

....and to think that Louisiana trailer trash has two back-to-back babies. Poor excuse for a momma, I don't care how much money you have.

2/19/2007 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...the other goof with the few hair strands on his chin is an OCD freak that won't shake anyone's hand for fear of germs...guess what, it's called soap and water, now they even have stuff to put on your hands w/out the h20 to take wash away the germs...another gollywood freak.

2/19/2007 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would you waste one minute thinking about or covering this self important Hollywood fool?

2/19/2007 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,


I didn't read the column. But I saw the pictures. I'm laughing my ass off at 2:30 A.M. I don't often laugh by myself, but that was great!!

Way to add a little humor!!

2/19/2007 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kevin Federline ain't looking so bad as the custodial parent, is he.

2/19/2007 03:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW, you've now become Perez Hilton in a desperate attempt to save your failing blog. Don't worry, SCD saved you a gravesite next to his.

2/19/2007 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was head lice. She caught it from the rapper 50-cent.

2/19/2007 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous brit's "cookie" said...

Well, at least Brit's "cuffs" now match the "collar".

2/19/2007 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I give her one year before she goes the way of the "Blond Bimbo"! That will be her best legacy on this Earth!

2/19/2007 10:05:00 AM  
Blogger happyjoyjoyjoy said...

monkey was partying with her, we were big fans once, well 2 babies ago. anyway, she is crying for attention. bam. she gots it. well that and the drugs made her do it. sorry brit, good luck with your comeback album,
"Britney: Alien 4, a musical"

2/19/2007 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Failing blog?!? I don't see any dropoff in postings or comments. SCC how about a link to the postmeter?

I believe the blog is dedicated to whatever the fuck SCC is interested in.

I am waiting with much anticipation for this hilljane's timely demise----choke on your vommit you untalented junkie.

2/19/2007 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
WOW, you've now become Perez Hilton in a desperate attempt to save your failing blog. Don't worry, SCD saved you a gravesite next to his.

2/19/2007 06:45:00 AM


The only thing failing here...is your personality!!

2/19/2007 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's this girl's mother?????

2/19/2007 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BRITNEY SPEARS ON METH, HEROIN, COKE, ALL I HOPE IS THAT SHE COMES TO CHICAGO AND DRIVES THROUGH MY DISTRICT. I COULD DUI HER. I COULD ONLY IMAGINE ALL THE TRAFFIC DUI AND IMPOUND COURT TIME I WOULD GET, DEAR BRITNEY YOUR STILL A LIBERAL MILITARY , COP HATING WORTHLESS CELEB, BUT PLEASE CONE TO CHICAGO

2/19/2007 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd still do her.

2/19/2007 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEISER THE REAL STORY REGARDING SPEARS IS THAT SEISER ORDERED HER TO SHAVE HER HEAD. SEISER THEN SENT HER HAIR SAMPLES TO THE ILL. STATE POLICE CRIME LAB TO BE TESTED FOR ILLEGAL NARCOTICS. SEISER IS HOPING SPEARS VISITS CHICAGO, THEN PLANS TO LOCK HER UP. WHEN SEISER TELLS YOU TO SHAVE YOUR HEAD YOU DO IT BECAUSE SEISER RUNS IT.

2/19/2007 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess Kevin F. can now make a case for custody of the back-to-back babies.

2/19/2007 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS IS YOUR HEAD.......

THIS IS YOUR HEAD, ON DRUGS!!!!

2/19/2007 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous leomemorial said...

I'd still do her.

2/19/2007 03:06:00 PM
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You must be the "lick me right there" poster. That used to make me laugh...

2/19/2007 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any woman who does this, rich or poor, famous or unknown is commiting virtual suicide. She is trying to destroy the image of herself. If not helped, other attempts will follow, and she could take someone with her.

Something to watch out for on the job.

Be careful and stay safe.

2/19/2007 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser, first Paris Hilton, then Anna Nicole, now Britney Spears. Who's next? Save some for the rest of us.

2/19/2007 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear Shitney, er Brittany, Shears and Sgt. Hitney loooking for just the right photo-op (no downed planes please)together. Maybe throw in a KFed for extra pizazzz and a little bippity-bop.

Shitney's people are calling Hitney's people.....stay tuned.

2/19/2007 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am waiting with much anticipation for this hilljane's timely demise----choke on your vommit you untalented junkie.

2/19/2007 12:01:00 PM

Let me guess, 3 or 4 yrs on the job. Pissed off because can't wear leather gloves at roll call. Hair highlights with gel. Rolls up sleeves in summer. Wears baseball cap backwards. Another SCC LEMMING...please go back to stocking shelves at Walmart.

2/19/2007 10:46:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

Anonymous said...
WOW, you've now become Perez Hilton in a desperate attempt to save your failing blog. Don't worry, SCD saved you a gravesite next to his.

2/19/2007 06:45:00 AM


Failing blog? Just what the hell are you smoking?

Check SCC's site meter and look at the numbers.

You want the blog to fail but it won't happen. Jealous, eh? Grow up and get over it.

2/19/2007 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still got a great body, I'd hit it!

2/19/2007 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When did the National Enquirer buy this blog ? Get back to police jargon, this sh*t is pathetic.

2/19/2007 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am waiting with much anticipation for this hilljane's timely demise----choke on your vommit you untalented junkie.

2/19/2007 12:01:00 PM

Dear SCC Lemming, Get-A-Life !

2/19/2007 11:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ain't gay. but I'd love to tickle Howie's chin while he's blowin' me.

2/19/2007 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous The View said...

Obviously, Miss Spears is having some sort of a breakdown. Federline may well have a chance to keep the babies AND get paid after all! Hope Miss Spears' family can step in and get her the help she so desperately needs...
Actually, I'm pissed that this stuff comes up on the NEWS. This has nothing to do with how many troops we lost today in Iraq, Afganistan, or whatever else went down that can/will affect gas prices, our economy, etc. If I want to view that crap, I can watch one of those "Xtra" shows, or whatever. But this stuff has no business on CNN or BBC.

2/20/2007 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous president ass clown said...

I just shaved my eyebrows. I think it looks good. Do you think that was a bad idea? I mean, will they make fun of me at roll call?

2/20/2007 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now she doesn't have any body hair! Maybe she joined a swim team!

2/20/2007 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this Teen Beat Magazine

2/20/2007 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You want the blog to fail but it won't happen. Jealous, eh? Grow up and get over it.

2/19/2007 10:50:00 PM

When did the express lane open between your legs ?

2/20/2007 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THERE HAS BEEN ALLOT OF TALK COMING FROM FLORIDA AS TO WHO HAS CUSTODY OF ANA NICOLE'S BODY. TODAY THE JUDGE JUST MADE HIS RULING. SEISER NOW HAS CONTROL OF HER REMAINS. AS THE JUDGE STATE
"SEISER RUNS IT".

2/20/2007 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, the best part of the entry: Is the picture and look on Howie Mandel's face. It's a fu*#ng classic!!

Awesome how you mixed that story with this police/political B.S.

Keep up the great work. You are admired and you are truly talented.

2/20/2007 04:14:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

2/19/2007 @ 10:50PM


Dude, that kitty looks like a Filet-O-Fish that's been under a heat lamp for several hours!! Are you that desperate for a Happy Meal??

2/20/2007 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Upon hearing of Brittany's plight, Ex-DC Mike Cronin has agreed to donate his well known lengthy nose hairs to create a wig for the downtrodden starlet. Good job, Mike!

2/20/2007 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's something not natural with a clean shaven "head" on a woman.

2/20/2007 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous The View said...

Don't be so hasty with labelling
Spears! Last interview I saw with her on a "Barbara Walters" special, she praised "W" and thought he was a great president!
Nobody said Spears had to be bright after putting THAT out....

2/20/2007 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I find hairless women tremendously sexy!! Especially
"down there!" LOL!! =0

2/20/2007 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now if she gets her teeth pulled it would be perfect. Hairless body and a gum job. Woo Hoo !!!!!

2/26/2007 08:18:00 PM  

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