Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Apply Here!

Application for the position of Fall Gu... we mean Superintendent of the Chicago Police Department.

You have until 12 June 2007 at 1700 hours to submit the application and resume (10 copies please).

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic: Whatever happened to your check being deposited after midnight on the 15th if you have direct deposit???? My shit doesn't get deposited till sometime during the day on the 16th

5/16/2007 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off topic, funny how CNN makes shit bags seem O.K.,,,,, "Es Ok"
http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/us/2007/05/15/evans.ny.toddler.left.in.car.wabc

5/16/2007 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard a rumor that one of horses in the race isnt really interested in being Super cuz,they have figured out that they will be shit on by the Mayor and the feds;if any new scandals erupt.

5/16/2007 03:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this the only post that isn't disabled for additional comments?

5/16/2007 04:58:00 AM  
Anonymous "big joe" curtain said...

F*k dat Stupidintendent job; I want da new WARCZAR job!!
Den gimme "Waynebo" as my 2nd in commando!

5/16/2007 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that J.Tap incident! They're even idicting clouted SGTs; isnt anyone safe?

5/16/2007 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets all apply then we have a chance! We could be the next supt! "We are smart enough, and everyone likes us"! It is a done deal inside all the way keating first dept supt will be??

5/16/2007 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will having less than 5 years experience and the excessive use of hair-gel hurt my chances ?

5/16/2007 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to see dilly daley "author" and submit his resume and qualifications for his job. He would just present his birth certificate.

5/16/2007 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe that Gene Karczewski currently the Chief in Riverside would be a great Superintendent.

He is retired from CPD and has been the Chief in Riverside for over ten years.

5/16/2007 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gene Karczewski was a total asshole from IAD....

5/16/2007 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

imo, the best candidates for the position will not apply, because they appreciate the dishonest and farcical nature of the job: dealing with the media, stifling and corrupt micromanagement from city hall, crying and moaning from the politicians, mail-order reverends, and "community groups"; so..instead of drawing a true law enforcement professional with experience, integrity, and independence, what's left is a second or third rate candidate who will bow to city hall and who's ego will be fed by the title and position...

5/16/2007 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the FTO known as "Fly" from 015 on midnights?

5/16/2007 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Under direct deposit, they are only required to deposit your check on pay day and not a minute sooner. If they do it it is a convenience. You have no guarantee to get yoiur money early, unless it is a holiday or pay day falls on a weekend.

The first and the sixteenth mean the first and the sixteenth.

5/16/2007 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really love all of you overeducated, intellectual idiots who keep throwing around the concepts of professionalism, ethics, and morality in relation to an appointed position.

I am here to disabuse you of this. There is absolutely no professionalism, ethics, or morality in political appointments. You grovel, beg, whine, call your connections and clout, contribute money etc. to get the job.

Your only responsibility when hired is not to institute professionalism, moral, or ethics. It is to do what you are told, when you are told, how you are told, where you are told by some one in the Office of the Mayor or the little guy himself. Period. Any one can do that. No education or professional credentials needed.

Oh, and professionalism and ethics start in the beat car, not on a sheepskin.

5/16/2007 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gene Karczewski was a total asshole from IAD....

5/16/2007 09:49:00 AM

Agreed. Wasn't he involved in smoe major investigation awhile back and his conduct created a multi agency political dust up?

Guy is a total loser. Oh, and Riverside? Isn't that Mayberry RFD west? C'mon.

5/16/2007 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all of you Bratton fans- we saw how independent and ethical he was. The Mexican mayor got tiffed when the polce defended themselves during an illegal immigrant march. He calls your idol Bratton and the guy caves in. Wrecks about sixty or seventy careers.

A real professional, independent, ethical guy. Oh, and he has no police experience except for pushing paper. He just did what he was told. Just like the rest.

5/16/2007 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Wacky Gene" would be a great Superintendent!

He would bring Ray Risley back as the 1st Deputy Superintendent and they could really f**k the place up!

Conspiracy theories would abound and the City could pay out many more multi-million dollar lawsuits.

5/16/2007 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of top jobs:

Anyone see Fred Thompson's reply to that fat pig Michael Moore?
This guy Thompsons' a class act. We
gotta get him to run for President!

5/16/2007 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we could just seperate the Police dept. from city politics then we could have a proper dept.

5/16/2007 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Col Frank Slade said...

I saw Thompson's response to the loser propaganda pusher. It was fantastic!!! I hope he runs. We need people in office who are not afraid to tell the truth and throw a little insult when called for. Have a Cuban cigar on me!

5/16/2007 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would be a great story for Pam Zeckman, run the criminal backgrounds of the idiots at IAD and OPS. She would be filling her depends. Just what are the requirements to be an OPS Investigator anyway?

5/16/2007 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chief Whigham here. Although I presently run the three man force in Springfield I think I would be a natural addition to Boss Daley's
syndicate.

5/16/2007 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not necessiarly a fan of Bratton, and I don't like what he recently did in L.A., but when the guy was a patrolman in Boston, he was given their highest award for valor. (I think is called the Schroder award) after a copper that was killed by radicals in the 60's. So he wasn't always a paper pusher.

5/16/2007 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>To all of you Bratton fans- we saw how independent and ethical he was. The Mexican mayor got tiffed when the polce defended themselves during an illegal immigrant march. He calls your idol Bratton and the guy caves in. Wrecks about sixty or seventy careers.

A real professional, independent, ethical guy. Oh, and he has no police experience except for pushing paper. He just did what he was told. Just like the rest. <<

Worth more than 100 of Chicago's exempts together, and the only guy left in any major police department who knows how to get things done. Cry all you want. The days of do-nothing baby boomers and their corrupt clouted incompetent clones are gone. Try pumping 240 rubber bullets into a crowd yourself clown, and see if ANY boss ANYWHERE stands up for you.

Yeah, he's not the real police because he's not defending a ridiculous command decision and some extremely reckless mob conduct by a mob of LA's POs. Like I said, try it here and see who defends you. Maybe one or two of your legacy retards who haven't yet retired, but nobody with half of a brain.

5/16/2007 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In defense of Gene Karczewski, I worked with him for 7 years in Riverside. He never back stabbed any of us and was always up front and ethical. He brought Riverside out of the Dark Ages and the attaboys all left. The City could use a Superintendant of his caliber. As far as working in IAD, he tried but the City Politics protected those that should have been brought down. I don't need to explain the political situation as to who controls the Police Department in Chicago and that it is next to impossible to get around that person.

5/16/2007 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't we have father pfleger or one of the Jesse White tumblers? Maybe D. Tillman she needs a job and I'd love to see the police hat on that weave.mmmmmmmmm. who else? Maybe Cookie from the Bozo circus i bet he could wow the storefront rev.'s. My bet is the ever popular and always endearing Oprah. I think she can really stimulate police work and give out cool gifts at roll calls too.

What a real disgusting thing it is to be the Chicago police right now. The media and the mayor mock us and asks anyone to be our boss. I am ashamed of my city not my uniform. Liberal pices of shit they can have it all , when it burn down!

5/16/2007 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keating is not finished shining Daley's shoes. After that he has to hand wash the Town Car. After that he has to pick up his lunch and cleaning. After that......

5/16/2007 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If "Wacky Gene" became the Superintendent the first thing he would have to do is purchase a new wig from somewhere other than Maxwell Street. His current wig only cost him $5.00 second hand.

5/16/2007 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe that Gene Karczewski currently the Chief in Riverside would be a great Superintendent.
___________________________________

The only person this guy ever thought about is himself. I wonder if he every changed the $10.00 wig he had in the 80'.

Also, Cheaper then dirt.

5/16/2007 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Btwn the AM news and the noon news I must have seen that Abatte beating five times.( I surf a lot).

5/16/2007 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY GUYS LETS FALL BEHIND OBH FROM THE SOUTH SIDE AND LET HIM SHOW US THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/16/2007 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic: Link below to encourage Fred Thompson to run for President, also a link to "you tube" where he puts Michael Moore in his place.


http://www.fred08.com/default.aspx

5/16/2007 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God I can't wait to retire.

I'm sick of the mismanagement on this department;the waste of manpower; always in a backlog while more p.o.'s are pulled inside to do redundant jobs or a job a civilian could do; meanwhile the medical abusers are laughing at us from their couches and the insiders are playing on the internet.

Be safe
Back each other up, we're all we got.

5/16/2007 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there any truth to the rumor that Supertindent Wannabee Karen Rowan has been appointed General Counsel to CTA by President of the CAT PACK, Ron Huberman?

5/16/2007 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Wacky Gene" was involved in the leak to the news media that led to Matt Rodriguez's retirement.

"Wacky Gene" and his boss, Ray Risley, conducted a top secret investigation of Rodriguez and the top of the CPD believing that they were involved with organized crime. When the Feds did not buy into their conclusions they leaked selective facts to the media that led to Rodriguez's retiement.

They had Wayne Johnson, CPD detective on leave to work at the Chicago Crime Commission. believing that they were on to something.

Another individual who had knowledge of this investigation was the Commander of Intelligence, William Callahan.

Since then the following has become known:
Ray Risley was in contact with Miedzanowski frequently while he was under investigation.
Wayne Johnson became the Chief of Police in Cicero and when Ed Vrdolyak lost his connections with the town he departed after receiving a settlement to not speak publicly.
William Callahan is in business in Orlando, Florida with the wife of William Daddano Jr.

Just who is on the right side of law enforcement?

5/16/2007 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't we have father pfleger or one of the Jesse White tumblers? Maybe D. Tillman she needs a job and I'd love to see the police hat on that weave.mmmmmmmmm. who else? Maybe Cookie from the Bozo circus i bet he could wow the storefront rev.'s. My bet is the ever popular and always endearing Oprah. I think she can really stimulate police work and give out cool gifts at roll calls too.

I agree with your second paragraph. However, you should have left it at the first paragraph!! That was f*&king hilarious!!

5/16/2007 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous da mare said...

I've added a new perk to make the position more attractive. The office of the new superintendent will be furnished with a state-of-the-art IV drip with copious quantities of Prozac, Xanax and Thorazine.

A nurse will also be provided for migraine headaches and your every other outpatient medical needs.

5/16/2007 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In defense of Gene Karczewski, I worked with him for 7 years in Riverside. He never back stabbed any of us and was always up front and ethical. He brought Riverside out of the Dark Ages and the attaboys all left. The City could use a Superintendant of his caliber. As far as working in IAD, he tried but the City Politics protected those that should have been brought down. I don't need to explain the political situation as to who controls the Police Department in Chicago and that it is next to impossible to get around that person.

5/16/2007 04:10:00 PM


Thanks Gene... Your the best!

5/16/2007 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karczewski and R. Risley are cheese eaters from the git go. Good riddance to these rats.

5/17/2007 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow

5/17/2007 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Keating is not finished shining Daley's shoes. After that he has to hand wash the Town Car. After that he has to pick up his lunch and cleaning. After that......

5/16/2007 04:20:00 PM

After that...... he goes and talks to maggie who is psycho to calm her down "wheres my driver?" In front of your home maam", have keating look out the window after he is done cleaning the floors!

5/17/2007 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why don't you make cmdr l.s. of the 8th dist the super? let's see how fucking retarded this place can get! he's already been meitoriously premoted 3 times and been given the medal of valor for shooting an old man, who was protecting his house from a home-invader. (that's a fact, he didn't even relize he was shot until the next day.) Why even look for some douchbag? We have a perfectly good moron right here.

5/17/2007 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheriff Joe Arpaio for Super!!!

5/17/2007 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did City Hall account fully and accurately for all the Federal CAPS dollars; Fed bucks etc; the City took? Was it really spent for wht it was earmarked for? Was any Fed. money "skimmed" Does now indicted ex-Alderman Vrdolyak have any knowledge of the "skimming" of all funds coming into the City? Stand by, rumor has it that someone is getting painted further and further into the corner. Guess WHO?

5/17/2007 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leo needs and deserves another Mericloutorious promotion, so he can have more money to pay the fixers that got him the first 3 promos, or did his relatives take care of that already?

5/17/2007 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MERICLOUTORIOUS !
I LOVE it!

5/17/2007 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if Valleyfield got his application in? Mail is slow out of Iraq.

5/21/2007 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous In da know said...

Anonymous said...

>>To all of you Bratton fans- we saw how independent and ethical he was. The Mexican mayor got tiffed when the polce defended themselves during an illegal immigrant march. He calls your idol Bratton and the guy caves in. Wrecks about sixty or seventy careers.

A real professional, independent, ethical guy. Oh, and he has no police experience except for pushing paper. He just did what he was told. Just like the rest. <<

Worth more than 100 of Chicago's exempts together, and the only guy left in any major police department who knows how to get things done. Cry all you want. The days of do-nothing baby boomers and their corrupt clouted incompetent clones are gone. Try pumping 240 rubber bullets into a crowd yourself clown, and see if ANY boss ANYWHERE stands up for you.

Yeah, he's not the real police because he's not defending a ridiculous command decision and some extremely reckless mob conduct by a mob of LA's POs. Like I said, try it here and see who defends you. Maybe one or two of your legacy retards who haven't yet retired, but nobody with half of a brain.

5/16/2007 01:57:00 PM

HEY WHACK JOB...I've been in contact with LAPD, guys a stroke, get your facts together before you pull you pud......numnuts

5/22/2007 03:41:00 PM  

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