Essay Question #1
The first essay question on the application to become Superintendent of the Chicago Police Department:
- Describe and discuss the three most significant accomplishments in your professional
career that you believe make you well-qualified to serve as superintendent of the Chicago Police Department.
- We run a reasonably well known blog that provides officers with timely gossip and information necessary to fill the 8 hours spent in a squad car with a partner who might not be in a position to fulfill the otherwise painful gaps in conversation;
- We put up with the garbage dished out by this City and political administration on a daily/Daley basis, served countless tours in surroundings that would make the EPA blush, in buildings that would overly excite an OSHA inspector, in vehicles often touted as having failed just about every Federal safety standard in existence, often with co-workers who would give the Psychiatric Association an attack of the vapors. Running the asylum would be a welcome break.
- We haven't pissed off Seiser that we know of - and he truly runs it anyway.
Sarcasm AND Silliness people. You know we appreciate every single one of you. But what makes YOU qualified to run the circus?
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