Tuesday, June 19, 2007

County Efficiency

  • A mystery is ongoing at the Cook County Medical Examiner's Office: the body of a woman who died last Friday is missing.

    The funeral home hired by the family of Rosalie Schultz went to the medical examiner's office today to pick up the woman's remains. After several hours of waiting, officials there told the funeral director they could not find Schultz's body.

    The director says understaffing could be to blame for the mix-up.

Understaffing. Great. Someone call the Toddler so he can hire another relative at six-figures to keep track of the dead. Fortunately, there is a solution on the horizon:
  • The director apologized for the mix up and promised the Schultz family a replacement dead body of equal or greater emotional value as soon as one became available.
Ok, we made that last part up.

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51 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Resurrection Rosie

6/18/2007 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous cadaverman said...

Check out Leroy Martin's private stash.

6/18/2007 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're just being silly. Don't you know the Toddler is having some mysterious surgery and will be gone for the next three weeks. I know! He's getting a brain transplant. How silly to think he could worry about dead bodies at a time like this.

6/19/2007 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

beware of the zombies

6/19/2007 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe toddler will be filling in for the dead body during his mysterious "illness leave." Talk about a body double!

6/19/2007 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, BEWARE. Just when we thought it is getting worse, it hes worsen.

The city Revenue Agents are out looking for our private vehicles to hammer them for anything. The FOP stick is what they are looking for.

They are in our hoods with their little computers. Anyone giving them a pass for anythng are idiots.

No one has a chance to contest their tickets.

The Moron Mayor strikes again.

6/19/2007 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>The director apologized for the mix up and promised the Schultz family a replacement dead body of equal or greater emotional value as soon as one became available.<<

That's good SCC!

6/19/2007 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And now we find out in today's Sun-Times that the Toddler has prostate cancer--and has known about it for the last ten months!!!!! Maybe he'll die a long slow death like his father?

Then can we have our government back?

6/19/2007 04:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Now it looks like toddler is in the hospital with prostate cancer, but he knew 10+ months ago you know when he was being crowned but never told anyone. Look at Fred Thompson he is running but he disclosed his cancer treatment to let the public know the truth stroger hired everyone he knew at a rapid pace as he knew all along he was sick! democrats WE LIE,WE CHEAT, WE STEAL AND GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING! Hope though he is ok with the surgery!

6/19/2007 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Grim Reaper said...

Gives new meaning to "they could screw up a two car (fill in the blank) funeral.

6/19/2007 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Did you look at todays scum times? big article about des plaines and his girlfriend getting shit beat out of them and devines office refusing felony charges! WTF? the boys getting into a fight with a bunch of yuppie pussies in jefferson tap and right away charged but this is not a felony read article look at girls pic! FUCK DEVINE AND HIS CREW OF LIBERAL ASA'A MORE CLOUT ASSHOLES I PRESUME! IT IS LIKE WE ARE AT AWAR WITH EVERYONE THE SA WAS AT ONE TIME A FRIEND OF POLICE BUT NOW! 5 MORE YEARS THEN OUT OF THE JOB,COUNTY,CITY,AND STATE LEY IT BE MEXICON IT WILL BE A DITY CITY BUT HOW CAN IT GET MORE CORRUPT!

6/19/2007 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the County is selling body parts to make up the short fall in the County Budget.

6/19/2007 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC:

See how felony review screw us over & over. Abbate get raked over the coals because his actions were caught on videotape but in the SunTimes today is a story about the attack on a Des Plaines police officer and his girlfriend but felony review refused felony charges because...

>>Prosecutors said the case did not meet the requirements for the various types of felony batteries.

Miller was not charged with felony aggravated battery, a separate offense, because the couple were not injured severely enough, Darren O'Brien said. Bueno required three stitches to his nose, and Inserra needed four stitches to the corner of her eye. Bueno may have suffered broken ribs, too, police said.

A third option would have been to seek the more serious charge because of the location, but prosecutors said that did not apply, either

Theoretically, could it have been an aggravated battery in a public way? I suppose so," O'Brien said. "But then, every street fight in Chicago would be an aggravated battery in a public way."

Police sources said they think prosecutors are guilty of a double standard. They pointed to the case prosecutors brought this year against off-duty Chicago cop Anthony Abbate. He was charged with felony aggravated battery in a public way for beating a female bartender in a bar. She was not seriously injured.

But O'Brien said he is comfortable with his decision. "We have discretion. ... It's no different from judgment calls I make every day," he said.<<

The woman in the Abbate case was not bruised or injured at all, but these people get injured then get screwed, I think we should go after felony charges against every bar fight and when they don't get approved, drop a dime to our enemy, the media. That's the only way the states attorney's office does anything is when they are called on the carpet.

Hopefully an override was called in and approved. Anyone familiar with the case care to comment?

6/19/2007 09:35:00 AM  
Blogger Chris P said...

Off topic:

More proof that the DA would rather go after cops than criminals:
Cops want charge upgraded in beating.

6/19/2007 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous not a bosses kid said...

THIS ALSO OFF TOPIC:

Why I'll never respect Jesse Jackson & will think of him as a piece-of-shit until the day his body becomes lost at the Cook County Medical Examiners Office.

Why can't those who elevate him to almost mythical status see it too?

Here is my beef. Since the Blair Holt killing he (Jesse) has been everywhere there is a T.V. camera, pushing over others, to be front and center. (Just as he's done for the last 30+ years)

All we heard was the Jesse chorus singing STOP THE KILLING, SNUFF THE GUN DEALERS, TAKE AWAY GUNS,THEY'RE KILLING OUR KID'S,(never identifying who THEY(?)are) blah, blah, blah..

Typical Jesse speak. NOW fast forward a few weeks to the present.

He has announced he is opening an affiliate chapter of PUSH in Elgin, IL. to address allegations of POLICE BRUTALITY and to spotlight racial inequality.

Then he references tensions between the community and the Police Department which bubbled over in March after Police raided a couple's home looking for..get this SSC..are you ready?..A HANDGUN (gasp!) supposedly beloging to their grandson (more then likely a gang member)who lived there.

The city later paid for damage to the couples home. Well guess what?.. CPD also has a city # people can call to also get their doors fixed.

An outside consultant hired by the City of Elgin, to look at the Police Department practices examined their conduct and concluded the raid was handled correctly.

But you see, Jesse likes to spew SHIT from both sides of his mouth. He brings this incident up to incite his followers to action, knowing the media won't print the whole story or bury it in the middle of the paper near the cattle futures index (where it will only be seen by business suit types..who couldn't be bothered by it because they already know he is full-of-shit!)

What do you want from us Jesse? One moment you ask that we stop the killing..the very next moment you decry stop the police brutality (when they are attempting to remove a gun from a young adult)

The shame is Jesse,that someday one of the biggest genocide's in history won't be from SLAVERY..It will be from the young african-american males, in America's urban areas KILLING EACH OTHER!

Guess what hypocrite? I don't care for RAP music..but when that is happening full-tilt maybe I'll write a Country/Western Song about it.

Maybe I'll name it- "JESSE..THE SELF-SERVING..Piece-of-shit..HATING..FOOL!"

IRONICALLY, on the same page of the newspaper, a small blurb, that's very hard to even see (I almost missed it) "2 in Elgin accused of theft,resisting cops"

Go ahead now Jesse those two are waiting and need your help!

Go ahead and lead more boycotts against companies deemed unresponsive to Rainbow/Push demands.People who have done less are in prison for extortion!

Good reads: a book called "Shakedown" about the whole Jesse Jackson criminal empire.

Also Google: Rev.Jesse Lee Patterson who speaks out about what a fraud Rev. Jackson is. As a result he has been sued by Jesse Jackson and his big cannon donors for years bankrupting Patterson. Jesse even tried to buy the other Reverends silence. It's an interesting saga!

6/19/2007 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous A moment of silence please said...

OFF TOPIC:

Nine (9) Fire-fighters in Charleston, S.C were Killed late yesterday in a furniture warehouse fire. Many more injured.

There hasn't been that high a death rate (excluding 9/11)since a fire more than a decade ago claimed 6 fire-fighters in New Jersey, at a cold storage facility.

We pray for these fallen hero's.

Our condolences to our CFD brothers, who lost their Fraternal brothers in Charleston, S.C.

6/19/2007 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Double standard SCC? Fuck this ASA O'Brien! Anyone know him?

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Chicago Police officials are angry that prosecutors refused last week to pursue a felony battery charge against a man accused of beating an off-duty suburban cop and his girlfriend.

Des Plaines Officer John Bueno and girlfriend Sheila Inserra were attacked May 13 outside a Northwest Side bar, police said. The Cook County state's attorney's office is pursuing a misdemeanor battery charge against Edward Miller, 21, of the 6800 block of North Osceloa.


Prosecutors said the case did not meet the requirements for the various types of felony batteries.
They decided not to charge Miller with felony aggravated battery of a police officer because Bueno was off duty and not acting in his official capacity, said Darren O'Brien, a supervising prosecutor.

"He's a boyfriend who's defending his girlfriend," O'Brien said.

Miller was not charged with felony aggravated battery, a separate offense, because the couple were not injured severely enough, O'Brien said. Bueno required three stitches to his nose, and Inserra needed four stitches to the corner of her eye. Bueno may have suffered broken ribs, too, police said.

A third option would have been to seek the more serious charge because of the location, but prosecutors said that did not apply, either.


'We have discretion'

Police sources said they think prosecutors are guilty of a double standard. They pointed to the case prosecutors brought this year against off-duty Chicago cop Anthony Abbate. He was charged with felony aggravated battery in a public way for beating a female bartender in a bar. She was not seriously injured.
But O'Brien said he is comfortable with his decision. "We have discretion. ... It's no different from judgment calls I make every day," he said.

6/19/2007 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the dead body will be filling in for Toddy. Certainly won't be any worse than having him there. Maybe we'll get lucky and Toddy will croak and we can get someone who's actually competent to take his place.

6/19/2007 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Nine brave, heroic, courageous firefighters of the city of Charleston have perished fighting fire in a most courageous and fearless manner, carrying out their duties," Charleston Mayor Joseph P. Riley said at a morning news conference. "To all of their loved ones, our heart goes out to them."

RIP BROTHERS

6/19/2007 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tood is ill. Hope he gets well, but he should resign for obvilous reasons.

Hope all you democrats are happy you put him in office.

6/19/2007 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im sure there are plenty of skeletons in Daley's closet...perhaps he can loan one?

6/19/2007 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Sgt's Association was shut down by a Circuit Court Judge in trying to block the retest. On to the appeals court....

6/19/2007 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha! Everyone called me nuts for my repeated viewings of "Dawn Of The Dead! Everyone laughed at me! Who's laughing now?!

Read up and survive gang!

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

6/19/2007 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous dorthy tilmons cuz said...

stocker oops stroger is having his head examined. They are predicting that the removal of his head out of his ass will help him lead the county into bankruptcy.

6/19/2007 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the County is selling body parts to make up the short fall in the County Budget.

6/19/2007 09:18:00 AM

lol

6/19/2007 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic:

We always bitch about what are the worse districts to work in. So far it seems like 3, 5, 8, 16, and 18 get bitched about the most (or maybe they just got the most queens who love drama). But what are some of the GOOD districts people want to work in?

6/19/2007 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chris P said...

Off topic:

More proof that the DA would rather go after cops than criminals:
Cops want charge upgraded in beating.

6/19/2007 10:29:00 AM

Well there is actually more to the story than what the paper has wind of....I know a person directly involved in this...The allegations made by the ODPO won't stand up, I won't go into detail at this time by hopefully everything will turn out for the best.

6/19/2007 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic:

Chalk up another one for the good guys!! Anyone have details?

A Chicago police officer shot and killed a person this evening in the Rogers Park neighborhood on the Far North Side, authorities said.

The shooting happened shortly before 8:30 p.m. at Pratt Boulevard and Wayne Avenue, said Officer JoAnn Taylor.

6/19/2007 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know it happens all the time but it was nice for Darren to admit in public he has discretion to disobey the law. It must be nice not to have to follow the law, I know I am supposed to. Where I come from stitches and visible injuries are great bodily harm. I'm sure if the same happened to Darren there would be felony charges. I'm sure if the cop was arrested he would have been charged with Agg Batt. The States Attorney's Office is not our friends and will throw you under the bus. We are Guilty until proven innocent.

6/19/2007 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a 3+ billion enterprise wow! now with all the family toddler has hired don't worry county will run much better! NOT! all the people he hired are dumb as a box of rocks (maybe they use and sell rocks as they look like coke heads)! where is oversight? sorry it is illinois and there is no oversight except for the feds! unless you police then everyone wants to burn you even the white shirted clout bosses for everything!

6/19/2007 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous lt. h. lecter, unit 620 said...

Area 2 dicks just got a search warrant to secure suspected human DNA residue from Leroy Martin's patio barbecue pit at his Pill Hill mansion.

What ya cookin' these days, Leroy?
Any homemade sausage? How 'bout a little tour of your walk-in freezer?

6/19/2007 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Correct me if I'm wrong were there 2 seperate Police shootings last night?????!!!!!!

6/19/2007 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tood is ill. Hope he gets well, but he should resign for obvilous reasons.

Hope all you democrats are happy you put him in office.

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Sorry, but I voted for Claypool

6/19/2007 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coppers shot and at least one killed in Indiana today.....obscured by fire...sorry to the FF's but the ratio to line of duty deaths does not favor the police, but we aren't the heros I guess

6/19/2007 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous It Ain't Ground Round said...

What ya cookin' these days, Leroy...

GREAT!! Soylet Green, Chicago Style!

6/19/2007 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6/19/2007 09:09:00 PM, why not give us some detail, this is an anonymous site...Otherwise shut the fuck up.

6/19/2007 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just can't wait until Darren O'Brien steps into the biggest pile of shit on earth, like that jag Nifong (sp) did with the Duke Lacross Team. Darren you suck. The entire police department will celebrate the day you can no longer dispense your own personal form of justice.

6/19/2007 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We always bitch about what are the worse districts to work in. So far it seems like 3, 5, 8, 16, and 18 get bitched about the most (or maybe they just got the most queens who love drama). But what are some of the GOOD districts people want to work in?"

Barrington Hills, Lake Forest, Inverness, Oakbrook Terrace,I dunno??

6/19/2007 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's complaining about working in 003? I've been there 3 years and I actually enjoy going to work, and I live in 013. Good bosses, clean station, good backup on 3rd watch. I've worked in worse places before, got no complaints.

6/19/2007 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DISTRICTS TO AVOID:
003 (sorry previous poster)
005
006
007
The rest of the districts are just bad mouthed by salty goofs who are resistant to change. Just look at the bids every month, the places with multiple openings each and every month are probably bad places to be, not just because of the animal on the street, but also the drama occurring within the district walls.

6/19/2007 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic:

We always bitch about what are the worse districts to work in. So far it seems like 3, 5, 8, 16, and 18 get bitched about the most (or maybe they just got the most queens who love drama). But what are some of the GOOD districts people want to work in?

It isn't what district, it's the job that sucks more and more every day. Try to find a district, on either side of the city that has good Sgts, Lts, etc, and work there, slow or busy, at least you know who has your back. 005 sucks balls, so does, 006, 007 for that matter.......

6/20/2007 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

6/19/2007 09:09:00 PM, why not give us some detail, this is an anonymous site...Otherwise shut the fuck up.

6/19/2007 11:14:00 PM

Because the investigation is continuing, and all we need is another dumbass copper (like yourself) running off at the mouth.

6/20/2007 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, but I voted for Claypool

6/19/2007 10:43:00 PM

THEY STOLE THIS ELECTION FROM PERICA HE SHOULD OF WON BUT AGAIN THE DALEY "WATERGATE" CREW DID ITS JOB! SHHHHHH MORE "FAMILY SECRETS"

6/20/2007 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again- F@#K that piece of garbage Abbate. He deserved every charge against him and worse. He is a low life coward. As to the Des Plaines Copper- I guess stitches and possible broken ribs are not enough for Felony Review.

It is time to eliminate Felony review and let us make the proper charges. We should demand that the current or next State's Attorney eliminatge this cushy spot for incompetent lawyers who can't get a job any place else.

6/20/2007 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to 003 right out of the Academy and spent 10 years there working the Beat and a lot of years on Tact. Good bosses, busy ditrict, a lot of gained experience. Yes, I did leave, but only because of a promotion.

6/20/2007 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was an over ride done on the DesPlaines officer being beat. O'Brian himself showed up in court the next morning to Nolle the case. Seems the offender's father is a close friend of Devine's and a phone call was made for help. Feds, HELP US. O'Brian = Obstruction of Justice.

6/20/2007 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tricky took it!

6/20/2007 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
There was an over ride done on the DesPlaines officer being beat. O'Brian himself showed up in court the next morning to Nolle the case. Seems the offender's father is a close friend of Devine's and a phone call was made for help. Feds, HELP US. O'Brian = Obstruction of Justice.

6/20/2007 03:18:00 PM

Time to contact U.S. Attorney PATRICK FITZGERALD! that man must be so busy with all the corruption in this city/state/county! Time to tie up daley-devine-stroger-blago-50 alderthieves and send them all to oz to see the wizard! FUCK ALL OF THE ELCTED OFFICIALS IN THIS STATE NOTHING BUT CROOKS,DRUNKARDS!

6/20/2007 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6/19/2007 09:09:00 PM, I'm not going to get into it with you, but you are the dumb ass if you think the on going investigation charges are going to change without public outcry and unless that happens charges are not going to change. So when you feel the time is right, enlighten us with your entitled information.

6/21/2007 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder how many staffers at Cook County Morgue were deleted from the budget? If so, sounds like Toddler is responsible?

6/21/2007 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the election was stolen from Claypool, not Peraica.

If Stroger Uncle had "resigned" before the primary, Claypool would have been the Dem running. Stroger Uncle was already comotose BEFORE that primary and should never have been on the ballot to begin with. His handlers likely had his resignation statement prepared before the primary.

If he'd been off the ballot, or if even the truth were known, Claypool would have taken the primary, and then would have won.

But that didn't happen, and so his anointed heir will get to convalesce on the taxpayers' money, after giving him a chance to put all his relatives and cronies on the payroll at outrageous salaries.

We need an election law that disqualifies anyone from becoming a candidate who has incapacitating health problems.

Don't think the Repugs would do any better- look at George Ryan, look at the Shrub and all the "lost" emails and war profiteering.

They're all alike.

6/21/2007 09:03:00 PM  

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