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- ok, as we all know this weekend is a wash out with the rain and all,so I'm bored. Some of you remember a song from the 60's, Hello Mother, Hello Father,(hello muddah, hello faddah)
Well, the first post inspired me to add some new lyrics.
Hello muddah, Hello faddah,
Here I am at Camp Headquaders,
You remember, PhillyNilly,
He just left us and our building’s getting silly
Our board meetings, get real hairy,
We have gangbangers, they make it scary
We need protection, we just don’t doodle
Still I fear we’ll all get beaten with a wet noodle
And our sick leave, they abuse it
Officers go on it, for a face zit
No one stops them, no work but full pay
Their on for years and the bosses say it’s ok
We lead the world in, techy gizmos
But our equipment it really does blow,
Most computers freeze if someone farted
My adult arrestee was a juvenile when I started
And the community, they think we’re mutants
Their kids are angels, and med students
They think we’re bullies and we’re racists
And the media takes their side in most cases
Please come save me, I’m not faking
I’m starting to quiver, my knees are shaking
This job is to dangerous and it’s no fun
I just heard they named the new Supt and his name is Sharpton
Labels: we got nothing
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
19 Comments:
catchy
Nice, more from our intelligent SCC readers! We have the "cowards from the city" at the top who cowardly did not lock up the assholes that disrupted the meeting they turned tail went yellow and fled so the animals could reap havoc if they wanted to! THE OTHERS "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL", DANA: "UH SORRY GUYS I'M FOR MYSELF"!
bravo bravo bravo. is this part of the new talent thread?
It was instructive to see the Police Board, led by Dana, fleeing from a mob of democrats.
That's what leadership, under mayor daley and dana, is all about.
Does anyone know if we get a 2% or so raise come January 1st? Or is that null & void since we're working without a contract?
Did you hear about the o11th dist boss who locked the doors preventing the protestors/rioters from entering the 011th dist station right after the shooting? She was definitely right in doing so because you know that a huge brawl would have jumped off and more cops would be getting fired or sued etc.. Anyway, the boss(she) was dumped to 010th dist the next day after CHAZ Williams screamed at her for locking the doors. AMAZING RIGHT? Well the genius CHAZ Willams wasn't done making bone head moves yet. He then took a certain former Commander who has a gangbanging son, you remember he and his family brawled in the 019th dst., well CHAZ sent him to 011th dst to right the ship.(what a huge mistake!!!!) Our friends in 011 are very upset with this dog being there. All I can say is how does a guy like that not do jail time after he and his family should have been arrested on numerous accasions while Mike Mette faces 5 years for a made up bullshit story? This system is really fucked up !!!
NOW THAT WAS F IN FUNNY AS ALL HELL U KNOW
HOw come alsip pd has new chargers, and barely all of our cpd barely have pdt's w/windows 98 in their cars?!?!
http://www.dailysouthtown.com
/news/517148,201NWS1.article
damn-that was pretty good. i'll sing it if you can line up the band.
We'll see how well those new CHARGERS hold up. They ARE a Chrysler product, after all.
And you know they don't have the Hemis!!! No more chases!
I'd take the Crown Vics over the V6 Chargers any day. More room in the Crown Vics too. You can't get today's fatass criminals in the back of a Charger...hell, most coppers with 5 or more years on the job are too fat to get into them!
The city is going to cut insurance for its employees by 2012. You will buy your own.
I have a friend who was elected alderman in a southwest suburb, and served a 4 year term.
He was on the police & fire committee and took it very responsibly.
They saw to it that the Chief had what ever he needed to equip and take care of his sworn officers.
I was impressed with the competence and professionalism of all the city council members,and was impressed with their dedication to their constituents of their wards.(I attended a few meetings for fun)
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE SUBURBAN ALDERMAN AND THEIR "city of chicago" counterparts is:
The suburban alderman enjoy serving their fellow citizens and have "civic pride" in their communities. They have full-time jobs and still put in 20-30 hrs a week (mostly as an unpaid volunteer), they have business cards, an aldermanic credential, a key to city hall, and get a small stipend (about $200-300
a month).
THE NET RESULT IS THAT THEY HAVE NEW POLICE CARS AND NICE EQUIPMENT FOR THEIR AGENCY! (Just like Alsip does.)
Chicago alderman in addition to the above benefits also get:
Six figure a year salaries for their PART-TIME service to their city, no civic pride,BIG ATTITUDES,don't respect their constituents,and are pompous and basically a BIG JOKE!
They also get to concealed-carry, and line up patronage, ghost payroll jobs for family and friends!
THE NET RESULT IS THEY GET RICH..WHILE WE GET SHIT CARS, SHIT EQUIPMENT, TREATED LIKE SHIT,ETC.
The citizens get screwed..I consider myself a citizen, since I also pay taxes into this corrupt SCAM!
WHY DO WE NEED 50 of these do nothing "shitbirds?"
I bet the 6 suburban alderman could do just as good a job as the 50 assclowns we have!!
damn-that was pretty good. i'll sing it if you can line up the band.
8/20/2007 06:01:00 PM
Do those guys in 025 still have that hard rock band? This might be the break they were looking for.
I hope to god that shit about Williams from 010 isn't true!!!
If it is, this will do wonders for morale.
Why anyone on this job does any work (unless you're a court whore, then god bless) is beyond me.
I for one am not going to be busting a sweat for this spineless department.
This job has officially become: "All for one and fuck ya' all"
Alderman... I say let the current 13500....I mean 9100 Chicago Police officers fall to about 5000 and get 4000 more alerman.
"And our sick leave, they abuse it
Officers go on it, for a face zit
No one stops them, no work but full pay
Their on for years and the bosses say it’s ok"
SCC, With the broadbrush, you are a Moron, why such a hardon?
Unlike most days you're on the money,
This finger pointing it's not so funny,
All you look like, is a FRIGGN DUMMY!!
That was great. Its good to see someone with a sense of humor. Thanks, it made my day.
another month without a Contract, hope you are all doing your best for the City that loves you. Even the garbagemen get better treatment. be safe, brothers and sisters....
And you look like a Grade A asshat.
This was written by one of our readers in another comment section. We just thought it deserved front page play. It's creative, funny, and with just enough truth in it to really hit home.
See if you can get your money back from that mail order Reading Comprehension course you took.
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