Rahm = Asian Carp?
This is hilarious:
- Now that Rahm Emanuel’s residency is being challenged, we thought we’d compare to other unwelcome visitors to Chicago: specifically, the invasive species occupying Lake Michigan. Here’s a rundown of how Emanuel compares to the round goby, the Zebra mussel and the Asian carp.
- Round goby
The round goby originated in the Black Sea and arrived in the Great Lakes by stowing away in the ballast water of oceangoing ships. The short, chubby fish is an irritant to anglers in Lake View, often ending up on the end of hooks baited for perch. If you catch a goby, the Illinois Department of Natural Resources recommends you stomp it to death. - Rahm Emanuel
Rahm Emanuel originated in Israel and arrived on the shores of the Great Lakes by stowing away in his mother’s womb. The short, slender congressman was an irritant to commuters in Lake View, approaching them at L stops and asking for their vote. If you see Rahm Emanuel, do not stomp him to death. The Illinois Department of Corrections would not recommend that.
Labels: city politics
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
50 Comments:
isnt jfled the asian carp
I'm gonna use Rahm's "residency" explaination when IAD catches me living in the 'burbs.
What!?! I'm a Chicago resident!!!
I would like to start a serious discussion about OUR residency. If Ram is allowed to say he is a resident couldn't that open the door for police to rent their home, move to another location and still claim residency?
Don't forget that Rahmmmm is an American patriot. He served in the Israeli army and according to juicy rumors is a Mossad agent. He is finished managing Osama and ruining America and now wants to finish off Shitcago.
you forgot the zebra mussell--- arriving maybe 15 years ago it changed the lake forever--- they are extremely hard to get rid of and breed like crazy----
"Chicago for Rahm"?
I don't think so.
His TV ads are trying to convey that the City really wants him to Govern us and run our lives.
Rahm, please take your FAT WALLET and HollyWood friends back to wherever they came from.
You are not a true Chicagoan, if there is such a thing.
You were not raised in the inner city, you went to High School at New Trier West (in the burbs) and attended college in New York at Sarah Lawrence because they "had a solid dance program".
You always wanted to be a Ballet Dancer, so why do you come to us now and want to run the city?
Growing up in the city and close by are two different things, light years away from each other.
If it were not for Mumbles giving you a job as the Senior Advisor and Chief Fundraiser for the Mayor, feeding from the Taxpayers Trough, after you helped him raise over 7 million dollars for his warchest, you would have stayed as what, a ballet dancer for the Democratic Party?
Go back to your true friends, the Democrats in Washington, they need you more than we do.
I.P.Daley
Since Rahm Emanuel is being compared to an Asian Carp, then it's only fitting to show the parallels between Aldercreature Ed Smith and a Garfield Park lagoon catfish: both are bottom-feeding scavengers with little to no redeeming qualities. And both prefer to lurk around in murky locations while surrounded by other creatures of little worth.
Rahm's face LOOKS like a carp!
Vote MEEKS!! He we save the city and our pension or Geico = Daleyor Carol the Nigerian banned by US State Dept wait Danny he use to be an Aldercreature Delvalle Viva Mexico!! WoW Vote DITKA there we go
SCC:"Now that Rahm Emanuel’s residency is being challenged, we thought we’d compare to other unwelcome visitors to Chicago"
Mexicans,Central&South Americans.Eastern Europe.
I almost vomited watching Mike Flannery (CBS-2) pleading (pro) Rahm's case on Sunday Morning.
Looking for a new spouse are we, Mike??
Vote MEEKS!! He we save the city and our pension or Geico = Daleyor Carol the Nigerian banned by US State Dept wait Danny he use to be an Aldercreature Delvalle Viva Mexico!! WoW Vote DITKA there we go
11/21/2010 07:40:00 AM
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WHAT?
Are you the 14 year old caught impersonating the Police in 003?
Have someone proof read your posts in the future, I have no Idea what you wrote.
And for the record, as the field stands, I WILL be voting for Meeks. At least he wouldn't be able to create a dynasty!!
M/2/55 - In a Beat Car...
Another pal of Obama and Bill Ayers I assume.
CHICAGO (CBS) – A University of Illinois at Chicago professor has been arrested for soliciting a prostitute on the West Side, but he says police made a mistake.
Chicago police officers spotted David S. Mayrowetz, 40, pick up Brenetta Liles, 49, near 2 N. Talman Av. as Liles was waving down lone male drivers, according to Chicago police.
Mayrowetz and Liles drove a half a block before they committed a sex act, police said. Officers approached them and Mayrowetz admitted that he was seeking a sex act, and allegedly asked that police use “discretion,’’ according to police.
They were arrested about 12:15 a.m. and the Honda Accord was impounded.
Rosanna Pulido [R] for mayor of Crookago. Enough is enough. We need REAL Change. All the rest are part of the Machine of Corruption that has strong-armed our City's Taxpayers since the 50's. Time to end it people, absolute power corrupts. We need to cut the number of Alder-crooks right now.
Sounds like 0740hrs ate some weird mushrooms!
In one of his interviews on T.V. Rahmble said that he was born in Chicago?
If you saw the corrections & clarifications section on page two of saturday's Tribune you would have seen the correction to John Kass' columns. The Election board has changed the way they classify voters. Interesting read and very creative lies.... Basically he was put on the inactive voter list....I love it...A real crock of SHIT!!
Good Evening Mr. and Mrs. America and to all the ships at sea:
So Rahm is claiming he is still a resident of Chicago because he kept his voter's registration,license, and everything else in Chicago? I have several questions:
1. Rahm, where was your mail sent? I mean did you go a whole 2 years without any mail or was your tenant holding the mail until you returned?
The post office is a federal agency, and I'm sure their information would be valid and I'm betting dollars to doughnuts that it was forwarded.
2. Do you really think you earned the city worker's trust, considering you already stated that you would bring in a private company to compete with us?
3. Does this mean all city workers can relocate themselves outside of the city as long as they keep their voting registration, driver's license, vehicle registration listed to a Chicago residence because it is our intent to remain a Chicagoan?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I would like to start a serious discussion about OUR residency. If Ram is allowed to say he is a resident couldn't that open the door for police to rent their home, move to another location and still claim residency?
11/21/2010 01:34:00 AM
Agree!!
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...
Since Rahm Emanuel is being compared to an Asian Carp, then it's only fitting to show the parallels between Aldercreature Ed Smith and a Garfield Park lagoon catfish: both are bottom-feeding scavengers with little to no redeeming qualities. And both prefer to lurk around in murky locations while surrounded by other creatures of little worth.
11/21/2010 07:16:00 AM
Wrong! The difference is that Ed Smith is a bottom feeding scum sucker the catfish is a fish.
"Bending the rules" says:
His residency issue is going to carry over w/ other departments that demand you live in the city for any type of employment. There are so many "exceptions" , i.e. teachers that have been "grandfathered" or super special teachers that don't need to live in the city. There are the CTA bus drivers that don't have to live in the city as well. If the rules say that you have to have lived in the city for x amount of years if you decide you want to run for city office, so be it. I would love to see a lawa suit on this defending everyone else who would like to "bend the rules".
By the way, where was this nitwit born? Was he born in Africa, too or was he born in Israel?
...just axin
The next time (and that is always very soon) you see the Rahm TV ad look at it objectively. Most of the shots he is in the forefront so he looks larger than the others in the shot. But there are some that are hilarious and show just how mini this guy is. The shot where he is with the three officers is sidesplitting funny and when he is seated with some men at a restaurant table you wonder is there is a booster seat underneath him.
Can't someone tell him there is a great future in becoming a jockey, after all he has been riding on the backs of jackasses all these years anyway and with his dance balance he could be very successful.
JUST LEAVE CHICAGO AND ITS PEOPLE ALONE.
"Vote MEEKS!! He we save the city and our pension or Geico = Daleyor Carol the Nigerian banned by US State Dept wait Danny he use to be an Aldercreature Delvalle Viva Mexico!! WoW Vote DITKA there we go
11/21/2010 07:40:00 AM"
yep, that's the ticket.
It's not the first time, here, with this "fish" thing.
The White House staff gave Emanuel an Asian carp wrapped in a piece of newspaper "as a going-away present."
Sonny: What the hell is this?
Clemenza: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
--The Godfather, 1972
Popular guy, huh?
"The short, slender congressman was an irritant..."
You know, this is a type.
Emanuel shares Daley's characteristic of the large cranium, overfilled with plots and vicious schemes, and the tiny body mounted below to rapidly transport the head around from place to place causing trouble --"re-making the world," as some claim is their divine mandate.
Rahm Emanuel, I dub thee --
SHORTSHANKS II
"[Rahm Emanuel]...attended college in New York at Sarah Lawrence because they 'had a solid dance program.'
"You always wanted to be a ballet dancer, so why do you come to us now and want to run the city?"
--11/21/2010 03:38:00 AM
First Huberman, now this.
Verse (mincing):
Now my ma and my pa were an elegant pair,
And they often went out for a trot,
Our pony and trap were the best in the land,
We paid five bob for the lot,
Now we've travelled this wide world both near and far,
And if you don't know us, then here's who we are...
Chorus (sturdily, in gruff voice):
We're the twins, ting-a-ling-a-ling,
We're the twins, ting-a-ling-a-long,
Me and St. John you know where we're from;
When we're out,
There's no doubt,
We're so much alike in our figure and height;
As we stroll along and the bands they play,
On the beach and on the prom;
People say when we pass "There go two feeds of ass!"
Me and my brother St. John!
In the summertime up to the seaside we stroll;
Where the air is so free and so bracing,
And then after dark we chase boys in the park,
They hardly know which way we're facing!
--"The Twins," Royal Navy sailor's song, late 1800s
Vote Carol now that's an honest candidate LOL
voite Geicho and U get Daley thats who 11th ward is backing. He is the neighborhood candidate Please and You will be fooled.
Please tell me why Rahm is hated I dont understand his uncle was CPD
Carol is no patriot just google search her name and Nigeria.
Meeks he is pro police fa Shure
Rahm is the Asian carp
Carol Braun $249,000.00 unaccounted for from her senate bid, Also voted for NAFTA, Ties to Nigerian Dictator. Now that's a chicago politician for sure!! She gets my vote
Daley's characteristic of the large cranium, overfilled with plots and vicious- -Jerry Chico you mean. He is the stealth Daley candidate Backed by John Daley Please ye are so stupid. Just watch to see who 11th ward backs
Jerry J. Chico + Daley's former Chief of Staff, Head of city colleges Appointed by who? The Daley machine. Just what we need and he is a high priced lawyer too. Meet the new boss same as the old boss. We dont get fooled again. Come on kids
if Rahm , the cheap mother fucker, really loved chicago why did he RENT out his house? So he could visit on a regular basis, NO, because he was done with Chicago. If he LOVED Chicago he would have spent an occasional weekend or holiday here, but he RENTED out his house.. CHEAP ASS MOTHER FUCKING LIAR.......
We have no good choices it is a question of the lesser of the evils Rahm looks like that to me. I cant see him running the city into the ground. I think there are those that are afraid of him because he will cut the clouted. He supported all the servicemen with the Post 9-11 GI Bill. So he gets my vote carp or no carp - Semper Fi
So if Rahm can run for office, I can rent my home and move to the suburbs and claim to be a chicago resident because i pay taxes and will still vote in the city. Right?
The only thing rahm did in the Israeli military was serve the powdered scrambled eggs to the troops!
Since Rahm Emanuel is being compared to an Asian Carp, then it's only fitting to show the parallels between Aldercreature Ed Smith and a Garfield Park lagoon catfish: both are bottom-feeding scavengers with little to no redeeming qualities. And both prefer to lurk around in murky locations while surrounded by other creatures of little worth
This post is unfair to the honest Catfish and Carp. An apology is warranted.
Sincerely, Catfish Digby
We have no good choices it is a question of the lesser of the evils Rahm looks like that to me. I cant see him running the city into the ground. I think there are those that are afraid of him because he will cut the clouted. He supported all the servicemen with the Post 9-11 GI Bill. So he gets my vote carp or no carp - Semper Fi
Signed Rahm E and everybody that forced him out of Washington.
"So if Rahm can run for office, I can rent my home and move to the suburbs and claim to be a Chicago resident because I pay taxes and will still vote in the city. Right?"
--11/21/2010 07:32:00 PM
Exactly. Just like Emanuel said on TV last night, he does absolutely everything right -- except fulfill the legal requirement of residency, of course.
Bastard mocking everyone, right to their faces. "I own a house in the city. I hope to move into it soon."
The crowd of syncophants (polite word for ass-kissers) that passes for reporters these days actually laughed at this clever little remark. One of the old "Neanderthals" like Mike Royko would, as always, have had a few too many under his belt, and would have slugged Emanuel with a ketchup bottle or something...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Please tell me why Rahm is hated I dont understand his uncle was CPD
11/21/2010 06:21:00 PM
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So we have to like the nephews of every member of CPD?
Anonymous said...
--- they are extremely hard to get rid of and breed like crazy----
11/21/2010 02:42:00 AM
... like many residents of this city.
Anonymous said...
Another pal of Obama and Bill Ayers I assume.
CHICAGO (CBS) – A University of Illinois at Chicago professor has been arrested for soliciting a prostitute on the West Side, but he says police made a mistake.
Chicago police officers spotted David S. Mayrowetz, 40, pick up Brenetta Liles, 49, near 2 N. Talman Av. as Liles was waving down lone male drivers, according to Chicago police.
Mayrowetz and Liles drove a half a block before they committed a sex act, police said. Officers approached them and Mayrowetz admitted that he was seeking a sex act, and allegedly asked that police use “discretion,’’ according to police.
They were arrested about 12:15 a.m. and the Honda Accord was impounded.
11/21/2010 10:09:00 AM
If the guy needed a little release and the woman needed a little economic stimulus, is it wrong?
If no one is hurt, robbed, stabbed, shot, and all parties involved are happy, more or less, well, so what?
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wwinchill said...
3. Does this mean all city workers can relocate themselves outside of the city as long as they keep their voting registration, driver's license, vehicle registration listed to a Chicago residence because it is our intent to remain a Chicagoan?
11/21/2010 11:11:00 AM
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Well Walt, I suppose if you were in Washington in the House of Representatives, or the Senate, or working in the Executive Branch you should not be penalized by serving the government, which is in reality the people. Now really don't tell me you can't see the difference between that and moving out of the city simply because you want to.
If the guy needed a little release and the woman needed a little economic stimulus, is it wrong?
If no one is hurt, robbed, stabbed, shot, and all parties involved are happy, more or less, well, so what?
Well, it's illegal. We generally would prefer for the people who make the laws to actually follow them.
One thing about Asian carp. A few months back the Reader decided to try the suggestion that the oversupply of carp be disposed of by eating them.
They gave Asian carp to several Chicago area chefs, to see what they could do with them.
The answer was: not much. One chef reported that after much effort, he managed to get about two pounds of edible flesh off a forty pound carp, and it was mushy and tasteless.
So there's a similarity - 95% useless.
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Anonymous 11/21/2010 01:34 AM wrote:
Rahmmmm ...served in the Israeli army...
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Not quite. He served in a civilian volunteer auxiliary to the Israeli armed forces, doing non-combat support work. It was a pretty short hitch, also - two weeks or so.
More people want the Asian carp in Chicago than Rahm. That says it all right there.
We have no good choices it is a question of the lesser of the evils Rahm looks like that to me.
Chicago Board of Elections shows 20 mayoral candidates, including John Hu. Why settle for Rahm? Yes, I know some of the other candidates aren't of mayoral (or any kind of) caliber.
Please tell me why Rahm is hated I dont understand his uncle was CPD
Because SCC says so , Rahm worked for Obama that is all. I call it hate.
I applaud SCC's Rahm hatred.
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