Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
posted by SCC at 7:01 AM
Miami buddy not atlanta. GO BULLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any of these little fuckers get out of line anf i get to dart them.hillbilly dude from Old School
Miami wins game 2
Go fuck yourself Tommy. WOW! da balls on dis kid.hey spider dis is for u, dont take shit off anybody. equipment and supply will be issuing out TIGER BLOOD should the Bulls win it all.fuck that i want LYGER BLOOD.signed hair gel police
Umm you mean Miami
The bulls manhandles Miami...
Read the story about Derrick Rose in Scumtimes yesterday. As good of a basketball player as he is,he is as dumb as a box of rocks. He is destined for something really stupid.
Uhhhhhhhhh????? You must have meant MIAMI?? Not Atlanta.... Just sayin
Finally opened the sunday paper and read about some great cops. Not the thieves, rapists, drunks, and thugs the media loves to cover. Nice job guys!
Having been there for 3 of the Bulls "celebrations", anyone hoping for another Bulls championship is out of their fucking mind. Anyone that was working even 1 of those nights will tell you that they hope that the Bulls NEVER win another title as long as they are on this job. The savages don't know how to act on a cold, rainy Tuesday night, let alone on a night when they think its okay to destroy the city over a basketball game. Picture New years eve, the old July 3rd and Bud Billiken all wrapped into one day...and multiply that times 10. The night the Blackhawks won was amatuer night compared to the Bulls fans going nuts. Picture the corner of Addison and Clark the night the Hawks won and imagine whole neighborhoods like that, not just 1 street corner. Be careful what you wish for kids!
Atlanta? You mean Maimi.
Im a Sgt. In the Narcotics section. I want to say it's long overdue that the guys (and female) from the Search Warrant team got recognized. They consistently do at least 6 warrants a week- every week. Nice article by Fank Main profiling them in the sunday sun times. Awesome job!
not going to happen! not this year at least! - most projects are gone and will never be like when the Jordan's bulls did it!
only the first game, relax. Miami in 7. I hope...
shit I better get out that louisville slugger and stock up on some 5.56 rounds asap. The sap gloves add a nice touch also so did the duct tape on the windows. By the way I was there for all of them. I agree with an earlier post, looking back it was fun but while it was going on a bit crazy.
For those of you who forgot or weren't here for the Bulls riots heres a few tips to make the event enjoyable and memorable. Extra O/C, as much as you can carry(when the cans empty take it with you, finger prints-there will be one big C.R # just like election night) Stay with your group, the buddy system. no running off on any crusades. Keep the helmet on,its your head but peel a number off after whatever mass parking lot roll call you attend. Just in case Write your blood type on some duct tape and put at least one on your boot and back of helmet, it realy freaks the younger people out and looks real cool. Cameras, nuff said. They're going to loot then burn so when the liquor store is going up you gotta ask yourself, did I realy need that on my beat anyway ? Any arrests made that night will most likely be dismissed even more so than usual unless your the one in trouble so don't make them the fun is on the street. Don't hit the medical people remember cowards. Answer in like: They throw rocks and bottles, you give back batons and O/C. Just remember, have fun, settle a few scores, break some tail lights remind dude what can happen when the leash is off. Good luck everyone !!! :) Lifer in 025 !
The faster they disband TRU and MSF the faster the city will burn.
LoL and we will do what??? Let the Gold Stars lead the way and take all the CR#s Do nothing protect yourself and your family
Intel Cmdr Meahler says "Go BullS!" i can't even track the Wildings or Flash mobs LoL but i have Blog's former driver and clout
Don't go that Bulls vibe just right yet.... Wait to see what happens in game 2, and more importantly, game 3, before you start drinking the Norm Van Lier kool-aid.
is the new boss being fitted for a helmet because it will be all hands on deck if the bulls win it all in june--- remember to remove name tag and button as well as peeling the star number off the front of your helmet--- let the geniuses at ipra at least have to work at identifying you before you get fired--- imagine all the beefs that will be sent in the following morning with video evidence---
Please change that to Miami!
SCC,It was Miami. Wade, LeBron and Bosch. Understandable. Welcome back.
They manhandled the Heat too.
I was there for the last 3 riots , I mean "Bulls Celebrations" when I was working in the 011th dist. I can't even imagine with the lack of manpower, and the way the dept. has gone completely hands-off how the ending will turn out. It could be days of civil chaos, with many people hurt and destroyed properties. I think many officers will be more occupied defending themselves rather than clearing streets, and stopping looting and arson.
They manhandled Atlanta last week. Last night they manhandled MIAMI.
Just think the geniuses that squandered and stole multiple millions of dollars are either gone or in other positions. If the Bulls win you will see 2/3 of the city in chaos. Since 9/11 the Dept and City Fathers have failed to maintain manpower #'s, training and functioning equipment. The Championship will come at the end of Jun(height of experienced officers furloughs) and rely on incredibly shaky bosses, clueless "Gen Y's " ...aka Hairgels, and not enough veh's, or heavy weapons. The blame game should be interesting, I feel sorry for our incoming Supt.This is the true legacy of Weis,Daley, Huberman etc.
If they win I welcome the comparison to how Hawks fans celebrated and how Bulls fans will "celebrate". Not many people remember the horrors of the championships of the 90's so a reminder is needed
SCCDig this: some folks are thinking (and joking) ahead:http://www.theheckler.com/2011/05/15/anxious-bulls-fans-riot-preemptively-just-in-case-team-doesnt-win-it-all/Bill
The won against Miami
I know you're a hockey and fan and all, SCC, but they beat the Miami Heat!
If they win, there definitely will be street disturbances. How large? Who knows? With the projects down, that might curtail some of the madness. I remember the Rush st. area and west on Archer in 008 as trouble beside 007, 010, 011. I do not envy the people who have to work the night of the title clincher. The missles and bullets will by flying with no one in the department with historical knowledge on how to manage this. It might pay to bring back a retired chief to consult.
But the big difference this time is that cameras are EVERYWHERE.Let it burn. Unless a fellow copper (or even a fireman) is in trouble, let the animals go wild.
Miami*Now where did I put that helmet....
The Bulls manhandled Atlanta last night, winning by 21 points.___________________________________SCC there will be a riot before the championship if you don't get it right. The Bulls finished off the Atlanta Hawks last week and actually " MANHANDLED" the Miami Heat by 21 last nite..... LOL NO BIGGIE JUST SAYIN....:)
I was there at the last riots,not fun but at least we had real leaders,in CPD with the crew at the top directing us we have serious problems we have no exempts that we can respect! Respect is earned not granted! Be careful back each other up PLEASE!!
"Dust Off That Helmet"And do what? Actually go out and be "Pro-active"? So the Dept or the States Attny's Office can stick it in your ass like Cozzi or the Sgt from 006? Naaa, this City gets what it wants, and deserves.
Just a thought last time we had riots we did not have the "spirits of the air" SCC! Now the build up and reporting will be opened to all of us! The BOSSES will be called out as they should here on the only blog that offers truth,lets us memorialize our fallen, makes us laugh,and sometimes cry! SCC to you whoever and wherever you are a heartfelt THANKS from a 25 year vet. When this blog is knocked out the SCC newsroom gets up and goes back on! They can kick you SCC but then NEVER will knock you out your the best again thanks and God Bless all of you!!
Stand back and watch it burn!
Heh, the rock and roll McD's will be rocking and rolling eh?
Oh...and if we're getting horses...I want a white one..
Time to break out the old "No Bull from hoops fans" t-shirt..... :)
get with it scc!! it's Miami not Atlanta! LOL. But you're right, going to be very interesting of the new millenium rioters.
Don't worry, if the bulls win it all rumor has it that the county will handle the security.
Who gives a flying fuck? Let the savages loot, pillage, plunder, burn down or otherwise destroy the zoos they occupy. As long as no police are hurt in the process and it doesn't directly involve me, my family, friends, neighbors or co-workers, I see NOTHING. Been there, done that for the first 4 riots in the 90s.Just be sure to keep them contained so they don't even think about spilling-over into the "Homeland" areas WE occupy.That's right, hooray for me and fuck the rest of this city that bends over backwards to cater to these miscreants while we're made out to be the assholes.Fund my pension, give me a decent contract without having to wait 3 years for it, back the police over the cries of convicted felons, stop pandering to the the phony men of the cloth and quit pulling coppers from my neighborhood to babysit animals that will never change, regardless of the number of police you saturate their neighborhoods with, and I MIGHT just start to give a rat's ass about the general public of this city.Otherwise, you know where it hangs.
The official "Championship Riot" season will kick off with Englewood celebrating DRose leading the Bulls past the Heat by burning the ceremonial Arab liquor store and proceeding to burn, loot, and pilege everything in sight. Good luck. I'm on furlough and will not be found.
nah, not gonna happen. even by some miracle if the bulls do pull it out and win this series or the finals the city will not riot. Just like how when obama won there was gonna be chaos in the city nothing will happen. You will get the shots fired and dancing in the street but nothing like the 90s. I know all of you want the city to burn, but not me... I still live here.
Can you guys carry one of these?http://foxlabs.com/CCTBrochureBack.pdf90seconds continuous spray time,up to 40 feet. Hehehe.
Having been there for 3 of the Bulls "celebrations", anyone hoping for another Bulls championship is out of their fucking mind.--Don't be such a puss...
Last Bulls Win was 13 years ago. A Full 1/3rd of this department wasn't even out of high school or residing in the City yet?
Damn! I'll have to take the man-cave lamp apart which I made from my helmet.
Having 25 yrs on, I've had the pleasure of working all 6 Bulls championships. Now after about 8 yrs on tact, I've seen the light and am now working the day watch, and won't have to deal with this nonsense, other than maybe picking up the pieces.To all those of you working, PLEASE BE CAREFUL! Help out each other and stay with your group. Don't stray or try to be a hero!And this can't be said enough, THERE ARE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE!The media and the powers to be will be looking for scapegoats. Don't be made an example!PLEASE BE SAFE!!!
Time to break out the old "No Bull from hoops fans" t-shirt..... :)5/16/2011 01:07:00 PMI still have mine! What year was that again? I'm so old I can't remember!
Dont forget to include the South Side Irish Parade. A bunch of drunk idiots who have no respect for the police. Im glad that pain in the ass detail is gone!
Picture New years eve, the old July 3rd and Bud Billiken all wrapped into one day...and multiply that times 10. The night the Blackhawks won was amatuer night compared to the Bulls fans going nuts. Picture the corner of Addison and Clark the night the Hawks won and imagine whole neighborhoods like that, not just 1 street corner. Be careful what you wish for kids!5/16/2011 08:09:00 AMand yet, nothing, so far, can compare to the King riots.
Oh...and if we're getting horses...I want a white one..5/16/2011 11:57:00 AMfor you, a pony.
The missles and bullets will by flying with no one in the department with historical knowledge on how to manage this. It might pay to bring back a retired chief to consult.5/16/2011 11:02:00 AMnot to worry.i'll be there with bells on.Chalkie
As many posters said above..... Stay with your team, no heroes... Let it burn. Safety first, a building can be replaced with insurance your life can't. These animals are far bolder then they were back in the 90's when many of us went through the Bulls Riots. Different game now. Keep you and your teams safe. Look for SWAT to come out with the Gas trucks and don't be afraid to call for them. They live for it!!! Old SOS 153er
Dont forget to include the South Side Irish Parade. A bunch of drunk idiots who have no respect for the police. Im glad that pain in the ass detail is gone!=How many people get killed at the Puerto Rican fest every year?? No body wants to even touch that subject. Being a drunk asshole is one thing, but only braincells got killed there to the best I can remember.. hiccup
not to worry.i'll be there with bells on.Chalkie 5/16/2011 08:57:00 PM--Cool. Could you do it while wearing a muzzle, please? The chalkie posts were great when they happened sporadically. Now, they aren't rare, clever moments, anymore. Like stop signs, when too many are posted, you dilute the effect.Quality wins out over quantity every time. Try it.
Having been there for 3 of the Bulls "celebrations", anyone hoping for another Bulls championship is out of their fucking mind.--Don't be such a puss...5/16/2011 05:51:00 PMDon’t be such a “Hero”. Do you think any of the bosses will stick their necks out when you get caught lumpin up someone on camera? Under the bus you go! Anyone of them going to pay your mortgage when you get fired? Don’t worry, one of them will be trying to look after your wife while you’re on your way to the joint. Ask yourself this serious question: Is it really worth it? Is being out there kicking ass and taking names for the corner of 119th and Michigan, 4200 w. Grand, 55th and May, 87th and Escanaba, anywhere on Grenshaw really fucking worth it? That store owner at the corner of 103 and Wentworth, Division and Ridgeway, North and Central that was warning the gang-bangers selling dope that you were coming, letting them run out the back door, is going to be the first to ask you for help that day while that same gangbanger loots and pillages his store.Now I want to hear the line “What about the Citizens…” Those same citizens can give a flying fuck less about what happens to YOU. Ask Cozzi or Sgt Howard how many “Citizens” are stepping up for them. I’ll give you a hint; its less than the number one. Don’t get me wrong, I was here for the last 3 Bulls “Celebrations”. I kicked ass and took names, I had more fun than legally allowed those nights. I also remember what lil dick Daley said in the sun-times. “If they don’t like it, they can quit.” When asked why he justified a 2.2% pay raise for the Police and Fire Departments. I know he’s gone, but do you think Rahm is any different? At least back then we had BOSSES! Bosses that had your back! Find me one of them that’s half the boss Eddie King was… I dare you… I double dog dare you.
6B furlo......The Gels and Gals can handle it!!
I remember the previous Bulls "celebrations". It will be a lot different this time. Don't know if it will be as wild, But the free-swinging days are over. EVERYONE has a video camera, especially on their cell-phones. Any police misbehaviour will be posted on U-Tube with an hour. No one knows how the savage will react. But the scary thing now is the not only the greatly reduced man-power, but the fact that all the old-time bosses, who, while they were political hacks, did have some experience, are all gone.Looks like I picked the right time to retire.....
worked all six bulls championships, was on 010 tact then, at least 100 looters came running out of grocery store across from ogden courts, only caught 1, and thats cause he fell down, he got judged on the spot, but that was then and this is now...dont do it, let them loot, its not worth your future...
Quality wins out over quantity every time. Try it.5/16/2011 11:22:00 PMeverybody's a critic.good thing i don't give a fuck.Chalkie
Just a little background. I was there in '92, got shot at on LSD while finishing a traffic crash case report.I was there in '93, got shot at on the corner of 35th and King. Missed me and hit a 13 year old kid.I was there in '96, got shot at on 49th and Ashland. We hosed every jagballs in the street. Ditto for '97 and '98. To the following posters:"Lifer in 025 !"You hit the nail on the head. It WILL be bad, the most important thing is your safey and that of your fellow officers and the innocent civilians."nah, not gonna happen. even by some miracle if the bulls do pull it out and win this series or the finals the city will not riot."You are an asshat hairgel who doesn't know shit. I recommend that the night they win, you find yourself a nice qiuet place to sit and suck your thumb."Don’t get me wrong, I was here for the last 3 Bulls “Celebrations”. I kicked ass and took names"The last three were mere shadows of the first two. Multiple it by 10 and that was it was like in '92 and '93. You have some experience, emphasis the good ideas and throw out the bad ones from back then. The new guys will look to you for leadership, don't blow it and get someone killed.Whatever the outcome, remember to watch your six, and stay safe.
Also only the the ' special units" along with tact are receiving crowd control training and equipment. The patrol guys and their bosses will be out in the middle of it but no training for them. Once again patrol is considered expendable.
woo hoo I am on Furlough ... thats what I am talking about ... They are gonna lose to the heat anyway ...
"Once again patrol is considered expendable."Nobody cares about patrol. We've been over this previously.
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