Saturday, May 14, 2011

Pray for Cold

Otherwise, these stories are going to be more commonplace than last summer:
Two uncomfortably warm days, not even truly hot by the standards of July and August, and we end up with almost thirty people shot and five or more dead. In the middle of the week. But hey, crime is down!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I pray for warm sunny weather this weekend, for my own benefit. Got things to do -- nowhere near Englewood -- and these people will fill Chicago Breaking News with their senseless deaths, woundings, etc. no matter what it's like out there. It goes up one degree, they gon' get a freak on. It just doesn't mattter.

It's gonna rain, but they'll just get caught up on Monday.

5/14/2011 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Westside, Inside Do-Nothing said...

Have no fear, as there'll soon be 111 additional African American firefighters cross-trained as paramedics that can tend to these victims.

5/14/2011 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'But hey, crime is down!'




i'm not complaining.




Chalkie

5/14/2011 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you may have missed a few bodies. One popping up in the river, another one found inside an abandon car, the 50 y/o women found dead lying in the alley.

The body counts that we used to get over the weekend are now just a daily occurrence.

The new normal that's become acceptable I'm afraid.

Wave some more drug cartel members across the border while the pres. makes jokes about moats and gators and enrages the border communities that are currently on fire. (google it)

5/14/2011 02:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The previous article was brought to you by the generosity of richard m. daley, the man in charge of shitcago. All this gun violence, I don't understand it !

rich daley is responsible for all the "":Strict Laws that Shitcago has in place that were touted as a "violence Cure All Gun Violence"".

P.S. from Chalkie:

Can the shitty keep up with the demand for chalk this coming summer ???????

5/14/2011 04:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only they had more poleese in those neighborhood to stop the folks from killing each other...

5/14/2011 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey here is an idea.....hire some officers. We are down over 4000 and it is getting worse out here.

5/14/2011 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why pray for cold? Let the animals kill each other. This is just the urban version of the jungle. Survival of the fittest.

5/14/2011 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone shot in englewood???? What's this world coming to? Englewwod used to be a good place to raise a family.

5/14/2011 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, this is ridiculous. We have more shootings but less homicides. I say we have free range lessons for bad guys.

5/14/2011 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its going to cold and rain this weekend so the fools will just be shooting in the houses, not the streets

5/14/2011 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

let them kill each other. its the only thing there good at. besides not raising their kids.

5/14/2011 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S. from Chalkie:

Can the shitty keep up with the demand for chalk this coming summer ???????

5/14/2011 04:12:00 AM





i make my own chalk.




Chalkie

5/14/2011 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ram's taking over. He's going to fix everything. Of course he's going to demand some "shared sacrifice" from us.

5/14/2011 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: One white guy steals a suit on the Ave and it makes the news. Flash mobs have been creating havoc for the last 6 months and still nothing.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/news/local/chibrknews-man-held-in-mag-mile-theft-of-2000-suit-20110514,0,577694.story

5/14/2011 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the 'one' man shot on flournoy was actually FIVE men shot. the other four took themselves to the hospital.

5/14/2011 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't we give the southside to Indiana?

Sure they would cut us down to 5000 or so sworn, but we would get extra breaks.

5/14/2011 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, if you folks in Chi-town would make guns/handguns illegal then...oh...uh..

5/17/2011 02:48:00 PM  

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