Friday, December 16, 2011

Blago to Rehab

  • Convicted former Gov. Rod Blagojevich wants to enroll in a substance-abuse program at a federal prison outside of Denver, a move that could shave up to a year off of his prison sentence.

    Blagojevich’s legal team, however, has downplayed the request, briefly mentioning the drug program by only its acronym in court Tuesday, resulting in hardly anyone noticing among a throng of reporters. And then, a day later, the attorneys declined to comment at all.

    But the move raises questions about whether Blagojevich suffers from a real substance-abuse problem or is simply angling to reduce his stiff 14-year sentence.
The only addiction we see Rod having is an inability to shut the hell up and stop putting his own foot in his mouth. Which, incidentally, we'd like to see more of so maybe some investigator makes a run at Shortshanks, Madigan or another Machine politico.

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18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's addicted to being stupid.

12/16/2011 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

being compulsive liar and thief, is that some form of deviation? not exactly substance abuse problem

12/16/2011 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He serves 10 years instead of 11. He will be a broken old man when he gets out. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

12/16/2011 02:53:00 AM  
Anonymous An Eye For An Eye said...

Gimme a break. You mean to tell me that no one else would even take a shot like this if it meant getting their sentence reduced by maybe a year? It's just part of the game.

I agree that I'd like to see "some investigator make a run at Shortshanks, Madigan or another Machine politico" but more that that, I'd like to see the pieces of shit that actually shoot and/or kill people do as much time as blago is going to have to do. There is something seriously flawed about a legal system that allows killers to NOT be put to death or jailed for life (or even 14 years!).

12/16/2011 04:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only things Blago is addicted to are publicity and Brylcream. You knew that ploy was coming. I certainly hope the powers that be can see through this bullshit.

12/16/2011 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Just say no to stupidity said...

Addicted to something? Yeah, arrogance. Like that'll do him a whole lotta good in the can. ;)

12/16/2011 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give Blago another year for being a lying sack of excrement.

12/16/2011 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The hell with Blago, Im going to have to go seak some professional help because I think Im actually going insane from driving in circles for my entire tour in the box.

12/16/2011 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone taking bets on long it will take Patti to file for divorce? Who would stay married to this egotistical Elvis wannabe. I hear Blago does a very good rendition of "Jail House Rock". This conniving creep will be exactly where he belongs. Bubba is waiting....

12/16/2011 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The only addiction we see Rod having is an inability to shut the hell up and stop putting his own foot in his mouth. Which, incidentally, we'd like to see more of so maybe some investigator makes a run at Shortshanks, Madigan or another Machine politico."

He's going to prison because he didn't go along with the game.

The carrot they're offering him is a presidential pardon.

He'll get his pension then and considering this is Illinois, probably get re-elected.

12/16/2011 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to know why he isn't being considered for doing his time down in Louisiana. All this BS about sending him somewhere close so his family can visit him.

12/16/2011 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to worry--Blago will get pardoned by President Obama before Obama leaves office--just watch

12/16/2011 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Not to worry--Blago will get pardoned by President Obama before Obama leaves office--just watch

12/16/2011 02:32:00 PM

Yep you are correct or else he will sing like a canary!

12/16/2011 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

Remember, Three can keep a secret....when two are dead!

12/16/2011 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The hell with Blago, Im going to have to go seak some professional help because I think Im actually going insane from driving in circles for my entire tour in the box.

12/16/2011 10:03:00 AM



proceed


make a right


make another right


make another right


proceed


make a left


make another left


make another left


proceed



repeat

12/16/2011 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the guy just keeps on scammin.

12/16/2011 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous noone90210 said...

Blago is addicted to vanity and self praise.

12/18/2011 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous noone90210 said...

If Blago kept his nose clean, he wouldn't need a get out of jail card.

Until doomsday, Blago can say "I was set up!". It doesn't matter, because he chose to break the laws by choice.

In the future, Blago can build some Habitat For Humanity homes. :)

12/19/2011 01:49:00 AM  

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