Thursday, December 18, 2014

Suspicious Package

  • Police are responding to a suspicious package on State Street in the Loop, officials said.

    Police were called to the 100 block of North State Street at 3 p.m., police said.

    Several streets were being closed off as police investigated, officials said.

    No other details were available.
Rumored to be in the package:
  • feather boa;
  • fuzzy pink handcuffs;
  • Sybaris gift cards;
  • "Do-It-Yourself Wine Spritzers" handbook
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9 Comments:

Anonymous 29 and a day said...

They hate us but the phones keep ringing. You cant make omelets without breaking a few eggs

12/18/2014 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sounds like the punchline to a bad joke I heard many years ago.

"And you know what was in the Briefcase? A load of crap just like what I am telling you."

12/18/2014 02:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now retired...

Some of the things found on "suspicious package" calls have included human fetuses and very old dynamite.

12/18/2014 03:43:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I know I dropped that package somewhere. Can I at least get the handcuffs back?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/18/2014 05:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is not seemly on a police blog.

12/18/2014 07:53:00 AM  
Blogger Valiant Knight said...

No one takes suspicious package calls seriously...unfortunately one day it'll bite one of us coarjbg lives.

Don't be complacent. The officers in Boston could've looked at the backpacks all day long, but without diagnostics used by bomb squad, or opening the bag blind, the bags looked like suspicious packages.

Call the bomb squad.

12/18/2014 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Now retired...

Some of the things found on "suspicious package" calls have included human fetuses and very old dynamite.
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

How did you tell them apart

12/18/2014 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Left there by an idiot who wanted to cause trouble...or left by mistake.

12/18/2014 04:09:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

On second thought, I would settle for the feather boa. It was a gift from Peter Allen.

I miss Peter so much.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/18/2014 08:20:00 PM  

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