- Police are responding to a suspicious package on State Street in the Loop, officials said.
Police were called to the 100 block of North State Street at 3 p.m., police said.
Several streets were being closed off as police investigated, officials said.
No other details were available.
Rumored to be in the package:
- feather boa;
- fuzzy pink handcuffs;
- Sybaris gift cards;
- "Do-It-Yourself Wine Spritzers" handbook
Call Area Central with information.
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