More Number Fudging
Quite the spread among the media outlets:
- Tribune - Three people were fatally shot and 22 others were wounded across the city during 18 hours from Saturday to Sunday, according to police. Of those shot, eight were wounded in two separate quadruple shootings on the West Side.
- Sun Times - A woman who was shot to death in the Gold Coast neighborhood was among eight people shot early Sunday. In total, 3 people have been killed and 36 others have been wounded in gun violence across Chicago since Friday evening.
And the only numbers that count - HeyJackass.com:
- 9 dead, 44 wounded (numbers may change - at least two on life support at last report)
The Tribune helpfully includes a previously under-reported category, no doubt part of Rahm's anti-gun agenda - rifle shootings.
This makes us wonder if there might be something to the suggestion in the comment section about an armored bus tour of some of Chicago's more exciting neighborhoods. Bullet-resistant vests and Kevlar helmets for the tourists, steel plated bus with reactive armor, run-flat tires and Lexan window ports. You'd probably still have to use a closed circuit television system as the bus would automatically become a target and losing a tourist might ruin business.
Anyone want to run with this business opportunity?
This makes us wonder if there might be something to the suggestion in the comment section about an armored bus tour of some of Chicago's more exciting neighborhoods. Bullet-resistant vests and Kevlar helmets for the tourists, steel plated bus with reactive armor, run-flat tires and Lexan window ports. You'd probably still have to use a closed circuit television system as the bus would automatically become a target and losing a tourist might ruin business.
Anyone want to run with this business opportunity?
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness, stats
posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
64 Comments:
It's not even officially summer. Be safe and let them destroy each other. Everyone go home safe and sound.
Why?
I can go to our local zoo, and see actual wildlife. The tour will be safer, and much more pleasant.
Another dead three year old?
Please, if you were involved in cleaning up the tragedy, get help.
Talk to somebody. Your doctor, minister, a counselor.
Just reading that story makes me sick.
I cannot imagine dealing with it in real life.
Prayers for the responders.
Mounted 50's for retaliatory fire could be fun..............
I like the bus idea. To make it more appealing I would make it interactive by adding gun turrets so that the people riding who have ccw can shoot back. LOL
Its nice that we can make jokes and people are dying across the city and our leaders can't come up with anything better than letting all these repeat non violent offenders back out as soon as the cops put them in jail. Then to make matters worse we have a states attorney who's tough on crime...victim's! Its a crime that she is lowering the bar on crimes and actually refusing to prosecute some cases.
Love the idea of the armored plated bus. Let the liberals see what they're voting for.
Only thing about Chicago shootings that does not change is the terrible lack of marksmanship, diaplayed by the shooters. The dead to wounded ratio is a good indicator of this.
Well the sweet little 3 year old girl killed on Fathers Day in Little Village ought to make people sick with disgust. Why it hasn't gone national is beyond me. She deserves better after what she went thru. There should be protests and marches for her, damning the very shithead culture her killer lived in. Fuck this city. Fuck the protestors in Hyde Park. Where were they when the 13 year old girl was beaten with a hammer? Or the countless other 15 year olds or elderly thatve been blown away? Why doesnt the mayor stand up and grow a pair, or Fat about to have a stroke Ed grow some balls and say Hey Fuckheads why the fuck are you protesting against these imaginary racist cops that kill and not the very shitheads that live among us that are destroying this city. The true racists. The true killers. Are all the mirrors broken in this city?
How's that ACLU contract treatin ya Rahm? Puttin the cuffs on cops was just the thing this city needed!! Makin the city real safe. Yup. All this gentle new time as a tactic talk em down rainbows and unicorns bullshit is really workin!! Oh yeah!! I'm seein a real difference!! The shitheads are really starting to change their ways!! The countless thug gangbangers on the corner are putting down their guns and plastic cups and hugging and talking things out!! Your voters are really gonna push for a 3rd term for you!! You fuckin coward.
If you vote Democrat, you are a coward and part of the problem. The party is lost. Not what is used to be decades ago. Vote them ALL out, or we will never see a change.
Question...
The 2 senior citizens​ disemboweled by their son was an "inside", as in indoor, so does it still count? I can't remember if this regime's fudging is the same as the last.
So for those non-police who will never visit "the Community", lets recap just some of the week's most recent violence that permeates downtown, lakefront and whats left of the tourist spots of Chicago, under rahm and the anti-police ideology.
-Two Stabbed on North Avenue Beach.
-Woman Killed on LSD and Ohio, in the Gold Coast
-One shot is Gun Battle in Lincoln Bark, near lagoon
-Person shot on Michigan Ave
-carjackings on Lower Wacker
Too many armed robberies to list.
Rahmicides are about to exceed last year, which was the largest year to year increase in murders in the 60 years that Heyjackass reports. Thank you rahm, taxwinkle,dart, kimshasha and o.
Sadly that bus would probably be jacked by one of the predatory exhibits while slowed at a stop sign...
Question...
The 2 senior citizens​ disemboweled by their son was an "inside", as in indoor, so does it still count? I can't remember if this regime's fudging is the same as the last.
6/19/2017 03:12:00 AM
The twerp murder mayor's media suppression team doesn't even warn the public any more by reporting that this was an "isolated incident"...
Fox32 reports 7 dead and 50 wounded.
I'll continue with my memorial balloon,teddy bear, t-shirt and candle business thanks.
20% off to armored bus patrons though
Keep telling yourself Tiny Dancer, it's the police that need the oversight. The next mayor after you Rahmbalina (very soon) is going to tell the useless media ALL the problems YOU left them. Sort of like what King DICK left for you.
I would say the "media" should be ashamed of them self, mostly YV news and paper, but I think they have been so brainwashed they wouldn't know a real story if it slapped them in the face.
Vote Republican and make sure your family does to
Sickening.
These newspapers are bought off 'hos. The Trib usually doesnt even report the shootings.
If everyone went out and voted republican, I don't know, at this point, if it would change a thing. The criminal class has been so empowered by the liberal democrats that any attempts to change things, politically, would be tied up in lawsuits till it just didn't matter anymore. Liberal lawyers will keep things from changing by protecting their criminal "victim" from justice. (And collecting their fat paychecks. Do you think they really care about their defendants?)
The hands of the police are being tied by the political machine in Chicago. At the point where all the Police do is drive around picking up the dead bodies, when they can safely do so, if there are any law abiding citizens left in Chicago, it will be up to them to change things and do it in the only manner the criminals understand. All out, unrestricted violence. This will be the result of liberal democratic leadership.
Someone please step up and prove me wrong.
J.J.
19th Ward has money to replace curbs and side walks again. Funny thing is there is nothing wrong with the curbs and side walks that are being replaced. The city that works?
The Trib and SunTimes are lapdog media for Rahm.
So as of this time hey jackass reports 13 kilt and 56 ventilated for the weekend.
Stay classy Chicago.
watching fox 32 news now,according to Anita Padia,superintendent will hold a press conference today and say that "compared to last year numbers are down" Please Anita,if McCarthy was still here you and every other news outlet would be all over him....SAD
re: terrible lack of marksmanship - could it be that gangsta hold has some serious disadvantages compared, say, to the Weaver stance? Or is it just my inner racist speaking?
Also a fun fact, 14 separate mass shooting took place this weekend. Now that could be another startling statistic used to force Rahm to scrap ACLU cooperation and ISR's.
Just checked the final totals for the "Genetic Donor's" weekend. 13 and 56 - IMPRESSIVE. It WH_Thompson didn't mistype (and who could blame him if he did with all the typing he had to do) the most IMPRESSIVE was 2500 W Jackson with 2 at 2310 and 3 at 2350 - just enough time to clear the first response. And then another at 2500 W Adams at 2350 as well.
The Gold Coast, the Mag Mile, Millennium Park, Lake Shore Drive, Buckingham Fountain, the Beaches -- once safe areas that have turned in no time into Free Fire Zones in good ole 'Rahmistan'.
But not to worry People (and Folk), Rahm and Special Ed have it all under control. They must. Why else would the top priority apparently be a new paint scheme on Police Cars?
02:23am, Wow! I'm with you brother!
The one-sided, liberal Tribune afraid to open comments on all the shootings. They don't want to hear how disgusted everyone is with the liberal "leadership"
Why the heck do you think rahm has such a high hard on for going after control over the party busses?
He knows the armored tours business model is in the advanced stages and he doesnt want recordings of whats actually going on in chicago to make it out of there when not under his control.
Thank goodness that Toni Preckwinkle enacted a tax on ammunition. Soon the Cook County budget will be balanced because of bullet taxes and soda taxes! Vote for Toni!
"Well the sweet little 3 year old girl killed on Fathers Day in Little Village ought to make people sick with disgust. Why it hasn't gone national is beyond me. She deserves better after what she went thru. There should be protests and marches for her, damning the very shithead culture her killer lived in. Fuck this city. Fuck the protestors in Hyde Park. Where were they when the 13 year old girl was beaten with a hammer? Or the countless other 15 year olds or elderly that've been blown away? Why doesn't the mayor stand up and grow a pair, or Fat about to have a stroke Ed grow some balls and say Hey Fuckheads why the fuck are you protesting against these imaginary racist cops that kill and not the very shitheads that live among us that are destroying this city. The true racists. The true killers. Are all the mirrors broken in this city?"
Exactly! It is the shithead (aka ganbangers) culture that is allowed to thrive and terrorize. WTF, the city takes down Trumps honorary street sign and gives an honorary street sign to a CONVICTED Terrorist #FUCKOSCARDELOSER. But we live in a city whose politicians and fake community activists whose power hungry political agendas hurt the silent majority in these neighborhoods that love the police but can't voice their support or else they get shot or their house gets burned down. Fr. Faker, the ACLU, the CPD Command Staff and BLM are an absolute joke. (I know, run on sentences but I'm pissed off too).
In the near future, going into the worst neighborhoods in Chicago will be similar to the movie Jurassic Park or going on safari to watch nature selection.
Yee-Hah! Shoot'em up! Yee-Hah!
If you'd like, I can pull some strings and have volunteers from the Orange County (CA) Sheriffs Department, Los Angeles County SD and the--TAKE NO PRISONERS--Riverside and San Bernardino Sheriffs Departments come to Chicago for a month and kick some fucking ass.
The first criminals they'd go after would be the mayor's office, the alder-shits and the ACLU.
Then the main feast . . . the gangbangers. Yee-Hah!!!!!!
Start digging the holes.
This weekend 19 DOA 94 shot toal 113 and no newspaper report it time to leave this job if you have 20 years
Big shout out to Peckerwinkle and Foxxxxxxxx for making this all possible.
First off, I'm going to point out that Father's Day weekend exceeded the Memorial Day weekend crime rate that all of the brass were so concerned about. Secondly, Prickwrinkle and "Chuy" demand federal police oversight. I guess enough of their constituents haven't been slaughtered yet. Is it really possible that elected officials can be this ignorant and idiotic? Apparently so. Good luck to them keeping the death total under last year's.
Highly doubt Enterprise will seize the opportunity. They learned the how the beast operates. Maybe Divvy will test market.
But I'm sure the timid snowflakes and itinerant day tourist will refrain from the offensive, intolerant venture.
But fool entrepreneurs knows it will take a hit financially when the only ones participating would be feral community thugs, and they will fail to return all the ballistic armor to the kiosk.
As the Undertakers and Casket supplier businesses are flourishing, maybe Enterprise can rent hearses
Even Elmo's is expanding. Where's the elected office holders outage?
Where's Rahm & Jugghead, are they hiding again, afraid to respond to the PrickWanker - Chewy Jesus demands for Police reforms?
Homicides break thru the 300 mark over the weekend, and summer hasn't even started yet. Can we crack 800 before Auld Lang Syne starts to play? Stay tuned.
f you vote Democrat, you are a coward and part of the problem. The party is lost. Not what is used to be decades ago. Vote them ALL out, or we will never see a change.
6/19/2017 02:37:00 AM
I would have to agree with you. One time I thought things would change, that people would get fed up and demand new administrations, new policies to stop the violent crime, the murders and robberies. But after seeing too many democratic run cities go down the rabbit of of shit ( Detroit, Baltimore, St. louis, Washington DC, New Orleans, Albuquerque, Atlanta) to name a few, and not even counting the smaller cities in USA, I now know that thigns will not get better. The democratic progressives in these towns blame the police, they blame white people, white supremacy, racism etc, but never blame the criminals or the family structures or these feral thugs or the teacher's unions. So, in a nutshell, Chicago will not get better and is headed down the rabbit hole of shit. Chicago can get rid of all of the white cops, which some of these progressives actually call for and it would not change a thing.
(OT) 2nd judge not intimidated by the liars and black lies matter crew and the democratic elected morons a great day for police:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/midwest/ct-milwaukee-sylville-smith-officer-trial-20170619-story.html
Wait until jvd is properly freed job back multi millions from rahm and hope he sues everyone involved surely Jason lawyers are watching God bless you Jvd and your family!
I see the mayor does not want a federal judge to enforce any type of " police reform". Lisa Madigan is now calling for this ( where has she been during all of the political corruption in this state), Preckwinkle and Chuey are calling for a federal judge to monitor " reform". At this point I think that the best way to go would be to throw this entire matter before a judge. Any reform that Rahm has in mind certainly would not include honest and fair promotions and assignments. There is no way the machine wants to give up the patronage system deeply embedded within the police department. They should end these so called " knowledge experts". How can any exempt member who never passed a promotion exam themselves be a " knowledge expert" in writing a new promotion examination. That defies logic and common sense. End the tainted and corrupt promotion and assignment system now once and for all.
Rahm opps you idiot you did it again costing taxpayers more money please resign you're just an idiot:
http://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/32-members-of-chicago-fire-department-brass-return-to-rank-and-file/
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-toni-preckwinkle-rahm-emanuel-consent-decree-met-0619-20170616-story.html#nt=oft13a-11gp1
Remember, this is a city that puts Forest Claypool in charge of the CTA and he has no background whatsoever in transporation. He doesn't even know that the wheels on the bus go round and round. Now he's in carge of CPS. What is his background in education? I surmise that he has a considerable about of ass-kissing on his resume.
011 unleashed it's fury last nite, giant has awaken and it's only a start with 18 shot 2 killed
Keep your hands & arms inside and absolutely DO NOT feed the animals!
Black Flies on Fecal Matter.
THAT is what black lives matter to Rahm - Black lives don't matter shit to him.
Shit heads took over Myrtle beach!!! Great no where to vacation except Alaska!
This a record for non holiday weekend ?
Enron also fudged the numbers. Eventually the truth will emerge. Most level headed people are fleeing the city/county/state.
I saw 13 kilt and 56 wounded on hey jackass.
How does crime reporting/classification impact property values?
Drunken Alderman Maldonado acts like a TOTAL ass again.
On Saturday night a shooting took place on Wabansia Avenue a few blocks from the alderman's home. 014th District squad cars had the area blocked off with squads along with crime scene tape.
Sure enough, the drunken arrogant Maldonado comes up to a squad and starts pounding on the passenger window.
Maldonado starts demanding to know what going on. He pulls out his cellphone like a typical gang-banger mutt and states "I'm filming all of this" not noticing all the body cameras everywhere.
All the officers and sergeants on the scene were extremely polite and all had their body cameras ON filming these piece on scum.
Maldonado demanded exact details of what happened and the sergeants explained that he was notified by e-mail of the facts and that they could not give anymore information.
This scumbag clearly had alcohol on his breath (probably coming back from the criminally conspired Puerto Rican Fest) and further proceeds in a drunken tie-raid to demand that the officers let him drive through so he could get to his house well OVER 2 BLOCKS AWAY.
Maldonado goes on a rant for well over 15 minutes demanding from the officers directions on how he could get to his house. The bastard is the fuckin' alderman and cannot find an alternate route coming from the west to get to his home.
This piece of communist filth should have been arrested for DUI.
Hopefully the media will file a FOIA request and demand copies of all the body camera footage for the event on 17 June.
Hopefully the Inspector General's office will file charges against this west-side THUG. (yeah right)
Anonymous Anonymous said...
This weekend 19 DOA 94 shot toal 113 and no newspaper report it time to leave this job if you have 20 years
6/19/2017 11:20:00 AM
Great fantasy, but in reality most people are going to have to stay. What other options do you have if you have 20 years on but you're in your 40s ?
You've identified the problem. If you were in charge, what would be the solution? You can start with getting rid of certain politicians, but then you have to replace them and you have put in place what would work. I am tired. Tired in my bones. You have to live in Chicago and I do to. Where is the bull and his cajones? I'm afraid there is no one size fits all here. It's like the guy who was riding his bike in Austin, TX, and got shot up. No one reported seeing the crime, even though the perp obviously decided shooting a person out of his car window was the new sport in town. It took a security guard seeing the victim in a pool of blood to make the call.
One of the reasons these situations do not hit the national news is that MSNBC scum Chris Hayes is the son in law of Rahm bff phony BGA head andy shaw whose sons middle name in Emanuel. Rahm still controls both papers and a great deal of the media.
Thanks to the weekend north lawndale passes roseland and inching up on englewood. I see shot spotters and huntch labs in your near future
19th Ward has money to replace curbs and side walks again. Funny thing is there is nothing wrong with the curbs and side walks that are being replaced. The city that works?
41st Ward streets are the worse.. What are you doing about it " Naps" Keep voting against Rhambo and we will continue to get shit on...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
f you vote Democrat, you are a coward and part of the problem. The party is lost. Not what is used to be decades ago. Vote them ALL out, or we will never see a change.
I totally agree with you but who do we have to vote for? The powers that be only run token opponents against their people. You vote for the lesser of two evils. There is no actual opposition or a second or third political party to vote for.
10:45pm - So for new curbs/sidewalks you want one of the two real Aldermen left in the council to start voting for Rahmulus? Sounds like you would settle for the proverbial 40 pieces of silver. Both Sposato and Napolitano are doing what a legislator should - represent his constituents and demand their share of police resources. Unlike Arena who gets financial support from Preckwrinkle as he tries to plant Section 8 at 5150 N NWHWY. Sounds like you should move to the 19th Ward if you want an AlderCreature who is more concerned with #blm and thinks that sidewalks will pacify Mt. Greenwood.
Retired .38 spl +P
This bus tour should be a requirement for anyone registering to vote democratic in Illinois so the libtards could get a first hand exposure to all the failed programs and wasted tax dollars they so support.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
This weekend 19 DOA 94 shot toal 113 and no newspaper report it time to leave this job if you have 20 years
6/19/2017 11:20:00 AM
Great fantasy, but in reality most people are going to have to stay. What other options do you have if you have 20 years on but you're in your 40s ?
6/19/2017 07:49:00 PM
This is true.
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