We Don't Need No Stinkin' Rules
Can someone tell us why this is posted in every police facility:
But a police commander can show up at a shooting looking like this?
We don't think that follows a single regulation at all. Why is that?
Oh yeah - two sets of rules. Maybe three.
But a police commander can show up at a shooting looking like this?
We don't think that follows a single regulation at all. Why is that?
Oh yeah - two sets of rules. Maybe three.
Labels: department issues
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
210 Comments:
Hahaha and they still expect to get calea certified ! Can't even abide by their own rules !
thats the good hair, that hair is fire
Rules for thee and not for me... Cmon what inspector is going to write her up?
IM So Pretty,So Meriterious.
At least the hat is not tilted to one side. Obviously meritcloutorious. Disgraceful.
Rules & Regulations are "mere guidelines
& suggestions" for THEM...
THEY have, (in whatever past or present iteration
THEY entails) have been telling you peed on
blue shirt peons about the deliberate disparity
that favors THEM, for years.
Except for now, it's grimier, nastier, meaner
and more in-y'all-face than ever before.
Police Like You Have No Friends.
Smh
Because the minute you say something about it,you're a racist. But hey, thats the Chicago Police Department. A very well professional organization with all kinds of corruption. And they say cpd is a para military organization. Yeah Right!
One of the Chizles' again permanent desk dollies. Someone please look up the arrests history of all these scardy cat blow hards. Our examples to look up to just like the FTO poster 90% merit recipients! Hacks
Why even wear a uniform if you look like shit? I understand if you worked the ghetto too long, but a majority of the time those guys are not ever going to be on a news conference. Wow the shit show gets worse.
What’s with that hairdo???
It's cold out there, the weave keeps her poor little earsies warm.
Check out the combination of fear and total indifference in her eyes. A scared, bored-looking little girl in a position that demands the utmost competency.
She couldn't handle writing a complete, competent, intelligent report had she been just the assigned paper car, much less being "in charge" of such a chaotic scene.
You also gotta love the outer garment zipped all the up to her chin, too. It was, after all, a bitter mid-50 degree day.
Remember boys and girls... these are the "best and brightest" the puppet masters have assembled to run the CPD Circus. Just try like all hell to not fall into playing the part of one of the clowns.
"Earned, Not Given". How NOBLE.
Send this to the Inspector General!
(giggles, snort, guffaw)
As long as she wasn’t wearing that rusty jewelry like Mr T
That be you Aquanetta ???
You see this hat? Everyone! Look at my hat! Lead? Pshhhh... What's the point of collecting checks if you can't spend it on hair?
It is good to be royalty.
I saw her on TV and thought she didn't come off as serious. She is representing CPD's top leadership. I wonder what the public thought??
is it a squirrel or something ?
And this is why the CPD is a joke. No one takes the bosses seriously. They say "do as I say not as I do" Will always be different rules for the brass.
I forgot that I have a couple of grooming posters from the late sixties. Not quite Elvis sideburns, porno star looking mustaches, short/modified afros. Just empty hanging frames on the wall were left when I retired. Gotta find them now.
Commanders and above will be exempt from the electronic swipe also.
Wheezy routinely wears her hair down past her shoulders...rules and regs are for us peons.
little wonder why your morale sucks.
tootsie looks a bit cold.
perhaps it helps her stay warm.
don't break any nails hunny.
ghetto fabulous!!
I’ve seen White female supervisors with worse hair than this. I’ve seen long, stringy, over-dyed tacky ponytails w/ shedded hair on their uniform like cat hair; resembling cat hair.
Do as I say not as I do. Now go out and make me look good at COMSTAT.
Look out, don't start a war. She can be high and tight in a NY minute. How many PO's have beards with no bump card? How many pairs of green sneakers are worn to work in 003?
To all of you incompetent bosses and your coward minions who read this blog....you are a laughing stock, that in turn makes us who are actually the police a laughing stock. This city, as a whole, is like one big functioning retard. I can't believe this is what it's come to in my 50 years born and raised here.
Commander Dippity-Do
Stylin'!!!!
Retired CPD in Oklahoma says.....
...."You go girl"....someone screams from the ghetto.
....and a big Fuck You to that sawed off punk Rahm,...you little bastard.
Stay fetal, your tax dollars depend on it.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Because the minute you say something about it,you're a racist. But hey, thats the Chicago Police Department. A very well professional organization with all kinds of corruption. And they say cpd is a para military organization. Yeah Right!
12/05/2017 12:34:00 AM
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It is actually a "semi" military organization, which is neither "para" nor "quasi.' You may want to look up those terms before using them again.
Don't care what her hair looks like. I heard she offered no assistance to officers under her command post shooting. She walked around the perimeter of crime scene and did nothing. She has never passed a promotional exam. Earned not given right? If that's true then show me her arrest history or what she accomplished to be promoted by merit numerous times. If she was promoted because she is black and female and she knew the right people then now you know why the morale is in the toilet.
When I came on in 1989, the bosses were sticklers for hair below the collar and would write you up! Anyone remember what Jan Robarts hair was like?!
Remember the old saying, "Does your appearance command respect"
Todays answer: NO
I’ve seen White female supervisors with worse hair than this. I’ve seen long, stringy, over-dyed tacky ponytails w/ shedded hair on their uniform like cat hair; resembling cat hair.
12/05/2017 04:29:00 AM
Well, when you see a white female Commander on television with a horse hair spiraling down from her face to her chest then you an appropriate comparison. As usual the straw man lives on with those who IQ is barely room temp.
UNBELIEVABLE !!!!
Don’t forget to get your ISR’s!!!
I’m sorry to ask, but who is she?
That’s where you all are wrong. Grooming standards apply to hair. She’s technically wearing two hats.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I’ve seen White female supervisors with worse hair than this. I’ve seen long, stringy, over-dyed tacky ponytails w/ shedded hair on their uniform like cat hair; resembling cat hair.
12/05/2017 04:29:00 AM
Thanks for making it racial.
Hey to all you look around your roll call then tell me she s the worst the whole place is a joke
There is really a disgrace incredible that she gets away with this, just looks so unprofessional so dirty such an image just another nail in the coffin of the once proud from Chicago police department! Then the bosses wonder why we have absolutely no respect for them just another reason to look at them and laugh and get paid on the first and the 16th!
Do you have any idea how much she spent on that weave? And now you want this commander (eye roll) to pull out a perfectly good weave for some stupid rules? Not happening since she obviously never had to follow any rules before - merit monster.
It appears to the untrained eye that it is curled hair but if you examine it closer you will see it is actually her stress pet, best used in situations such as these...
It has been my experience over the years, 34 years to be exact, that very few watch commanders or supervisors say much of anything about dress or grooming standards. Torn and worn uniforms, wrong uniforms for the season, incomplete uniforms, ragged shoes, unpolished shoes, very long hair, jerry curls, beards without a card, earrings, all sorts of jewelry, lacking required equipment, the list goes on and on, etc etc. The biggest offenders are the gold stars who actually think that rules do not apply to them. I have even had a district commander tell me that rules are rules for me, a guidance for him. I had a female watch commander who came in late every morning, never came to roll call for she was putting on her makeup and doing her hair in the WC washroom every morning. Her locker was full of her beauty products. She was rewarded with a promotion to deputy. Of course she was a merit promotion to lieutenant and sergeant.This job is all about identity politics
Anonymous said...
Hahaha and they still expect to get calea certified ! Can't even abide by their own rules !
12/05/2017 12:17:00 AM
I don't know where you heard this, but I seriously doubt that CPD would ever go for a certification. They looked into this back in the mid-80s. The politicians would lose way too much control of the department, its assignments and promotions in order to obtain a Calea certification. Never happen
She's obviously looking to make a come back on the dating scene and wants to attract the most qualified candidates for holidays...
She's bootiful
That gold braid looks like a man with thick sideburns but then look at the hairdo on the Chief of Detectives?
BOTH are “bosses” and look ridiculous, certainly no example of what Department Policy clearly requires.or sets an example for those under their command.
Then again, there’s Phat Phil, the god of physical discipline after years and years of intense training, running, bicycling, push-ups, sit-ups jumping jacks and just plain exhaustive sweat and tears....
Sarcasm, off.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I’ve seen White female supervisors with worse hair than this. I’ve seen long, stringy, over-dyed tacky ponytails w/ shedded hair on their uniform like cat hair; resembling cat hair.
12/05/2017 04:29:00 AM
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YES you are totally correct. I too have seen it before. THEY too should Be disciplined for not following the grooming code.
Commanders Hair is better than Tommy Fart
Different Standards for The Executive Staff
Watch what You Say. She will be a Chief shortly
Cook County Tommy has No Grooming Standards
He doesn't Wear the Uniform
He doesn't even Attempt to be the Police
Only Plays the Part for the Public or 60 Minutes
Maybe 60 Minutes will interview Him concerning his Merit Board
Gross
Y’alls haircuts be racist. Don’t be messing wit my weave.
I’ve seen White female supervisors with worse hair than this. I’ve seen long, stringy, over-dyed tacky ponytails w/ shedded hair on their uniform like cat hair; resembling cat hair.
At least it’s real hair
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I’ve seen White female supervisors with worse hair than this. I’ve seen long, stringy, over-dyed tacky ponytails w/ shedded hair on their uniform like cat hair; resembling cat hair.
12/05/2017 04:29:00 AM
If that’s true then next time be smart enough to include a photo with your claim.
In the poster shown, it’s white and black checkerband PO’s. As you can clearly see, yellow and black checkerband are exempt from such petty regulations. Now go get me some ISRs!
Spotted her at last month’s DC with dress uniform and that stupid weave!
what district is the pos assigned to so that i can avoid her like the plague!
Anonymous said...
I’ve seen White female supervisors with worse hair than this. I’ve seen long, stringy, over-dyed tacky ponytails w/ shedded hair on their uniform like cat hair; resembling cat hair.
12/05/2017 04:29:00 AM
>Urk!<
Some REAL doozy floozies like Heraty and Kohlman
come immediately to mind...
And we're a sadder, sore-er and sorrier department
for the ignorant bastards who thought these hoary
creatures were worthy of promotion.
Which female "boss" was it that had a bunch of young
and impressionable female officers believing her
nasty-assed gospel of "Don't fuck anybody that can't
do nothin' for ya?"
CPD has been reaping the harvest of this nasty,
corrosive, insidious Police Department-wrecking shit.
She Bees Lookn Baaad and Too Koooooo! Imagine being a White Cop who has just shot a POC (Person of Color), and she shows up as the Merit Exempt in charge! Baby "G"
Leave the poor merit hack alone. The only thing she is good at is growing hair. Dimwitted hacks like her live by a separate order of rules. P.S. Any pointing out of her arrogant
disregard of the rules will immediately be attacked as RACIST!!!!!!
Well,now, let's be fair. If you look at the poster it only shows blue shirts. Is there maybe a different poster that shows white shirts? (sarcasm)
Look I for one dislike many white shirts on the job especially merit ones ...but hey nobody on the job goes by the uniform standards and they are not enforced unless you come to work looking like a complete idiot which some people do...Look she wants to wear her hair like that let her and as a white police officer it saddens me when you guys say that is "ghetto" ...what's ghetto about it its how she wears her hair...is it ghetto when you walk around with your patchy beard and your stomach hanging over your belt buckle driving your Ford f-150 ? You self righteous clowns need to stop...is she over promoted abdolutely but I can think of tons of over promoted Caucasian people too we all need to stick together now more than ever its blue vs everyone!
I'm sure the Dets. handling the scene immediately ran up to her to get her advice on just what to do. Having merit hack bosses on the scene is always a comfort. P.S. ALWAYS put their names on the 101s. Watching them panic and wet themselves when the Grand Jury subpoenas arive is always fun.
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...
"Check out the combination of fear and total indifference in her eyes.
A scared, bored-looking little girl in a position that demands
the utmost competency."
"She couldn't handle writing a complete, competent, intelligent report
had she been just the assigned paper car, much less being "in charge"
of such a chaotic scene."
~Snip!~
"Earned, Not Given". How NOBLE."
12/05/2017 12:51:00 AM
Whoooooo!
Nice catch about the absolute FEAR
in her eyes!
Not the fear of being found to be incompetent.
Fukdat... You churls get to grapple with that
bee-yes...
It's actually the FEAR of LOSING her position and
the perks of pay, power and prestige.
FEAR of being justifiably busted back to wearing
a blue shirt and pushing a beat car.
That FEAR is a constant companion of these
incompetent merit hacks and it's that FEAR
that drives them to royally show their asses.
That's why these merits talk, act and perform
so wretchedly and why they're so universally
reviled by any Policeman worth their salt.
Why do you think they flee and hide behind
"Insubordination!" when they feel "disrespected?"
Yeah... Look in her eyes...
A rabid skunk caught in a corner
is not a totally dissimilar look.
Mean.
Nasty.
Hateful.
The gnawing knowledge that she indeed
misfits her uniform and rank.
She and her ilk WILL resort to bloody murder
to keep and maintain that which they know
they've stolen from others who run circles
around them in the Policing realm.
Truth needs telling...
Police Like You Have No Friends.
Why do we have 5 PO's as footmen, 4 PO's in the front office, 6 PO's in the CAPS office , when we are ALWAYS short on manpower and running on 12 beat cars and 1 wagon ????? What a joke !
Hell is a really big place. It needs lots of warm bodies. Allow the weeds to grow alongside the wheat. They will be separated in the end of time. This Earth is but a test.
She has a different set of rules that she follows such as what ever the fuck she feels like doing!!! than there are the rules fro everyone else!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
is it a squirrel or something ?
12/05/2017 02:06:00 AM
Good one!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I’ve seen White female supervisors with worse hair than this. I’ve seen long, stringy, over-dyed tacky ponytails w/ shedded hair on their uniform like cat hair; resembling cat hair.
12/05/2017 04:29:00 AM
Your point?
I’ve seen White female supervisors with worse hair than this. I’ve seen long, stringy, over-dyed tacky ponytails w/ shedded hair on their uniform like cat hair; resembling cat hair.
12/05/2017 04:29:00 AM
You're missing the point, Colin.
Anonymous said...
I’ve seen White female supervisors with worse hair than this. I’ve seen long, stringy, over-dyed tacky ponytails w/ shedded hair on their uniform like cat hair; resembling cat hair.
12/05/2017 04:29:00 AM
What about 025 Sgt CG. No two shits given her by her about appearance. As a p.o she derailed a Brown Line train. Cost the city 4-5 millions in a lawsuit, out of court settlements, lost CTA revenue, property damage and lost man hours. Instead of being fired she gets promoted. She was no awesome p.o. Even if she was she shouldn't be a cop. Suburban departments would of fired her in second. Many blue shirts have little respect for their supervisors nowadays. CG is a prime example of bad leadership.
Just make sure y'all votes democratic coming through here. Rham is counting on it. Ya hear?
The official website has a photo like this.
https://home.chicagopolice.org/community/districts/
I guess "exempt" means exempt from uniform standards!
The last decent Commander that 003 had was Glen Evans. The last three have been worse, one after the other. That District needed a good old school hard working and proven Commander that can could deliver results. This is an insult to Glen and the few other Commanders that have really earned their way. To have her lead the troops especially with the planned Obama library coming is a great mistake. Crime in 003 is out of control and she’s chasing away the last few decent people with a little time there out. Tact teams are clueless and they couldn’t find their way out of their own backwards wearing baseball caps. I guess it doesn’t matter, because every hack Commander that’s passed thru 003 and failed miserably has ended up with a better gig, except poor GE who they tried to fuck, but failed.
This Commander had the audacity to admonish another Sgt. who didn’t have a hat on but she’s at a press conference with the deer in the headlights look - lookin’ like she finna go da club? Wtf? How embarrassing to the Department and who ever her sponsor is.
A piece of advice Commander, your management style of leading by fear and intimidation will not work in 003. Most of those officers are there because A) they want to be there or B) they have to be there. The A’s are there because they’ve grown accustomed to working there and enjoy the seniority and some decent supervisors still left there but you are quickly chasing them away. The B’s have to be there because they have no other choice and have no seniority, but they too will be gone soon given the first opportunity. Leaving you alone with a bunch of clueless PPO’s in a world of shit. They moved Doss because he was just as clueless as you and a one eyed pirate wearing two patches. Eat a slice of humble pie “Commander” or you will have a very, very difficult time managing 003.
buzz cuts for all, GI Jane style!
think ALL POLICE should wear balaclavas like the Federales do in Mehico after a big take down
Does your appearance command respect?
Clout rules!!
Thank you Lord for granting me the wisdom to say thanks, but no thanks. Now if only I had made it out of crook county
Boy Who let that Riff Raff Commander In , REALLY this is a COMMANDER ???? , This is another reason people have Less Respect for Police when they see SHIT like that , The Brass Better Straighten Out there OWN SHIT before they say anything to anyone else ,
If you ever try and say something you will hear this: Do not question my authority fool!
One of many What is CALEA's standards in this matter?
I was working VRI in 007 a few weeks ago.
A bunch of young guys barely off probation were up by the front desk bull-shitting.
Up walks some blond useless female lieutenant and basically asks why is everyone at the desk and not working.
Not one of those kids even acknowledged her.
NO ONE gives a fuck any more.
I'm sure most of them realized what a mistake they made coming on this shit-hole.
I see dozens of PPOs getting out of the academy with the same attitude.
NO ONE is willing to be a bitch for these communists running the City and County now a days.
I hope this son of a bitching city burns to the fuckin' ground.
You can't call her out or show pictures of her breaking the law, err rules, because ummm, ahh...... "That's Racist!!!!"
Of course its just plain old proof that some feel entitled to be EXEMPT, but they won't ever admit that openly. Even when their ACTIONS are admitting it openly like this, they just won't andmi it.
Instead, they will just scream racism or WORSE get the rules or law changed to facilitate their doings.
A bit Ironic it is, "The Only Ones" aspect seems to be infecting even the most mundane points of order. Imagine that.
What is up with pony tails women are wearing ,talk about tacky or dangerous above all. We def need a chart like this because even though we have alot of issues with our dept., hair should not dangle as rope or have mops as hair, yuck.
Give me movers and isrs. Or else I'll make morale even lower. Maybe that's why 003 has so many eap posters.
Hair Extensions?
Help me find Tootie...
Well those posters really bring back memories. Although I remember the sideburns being much longer. Does your appearance command respect.
At least she showed up
Ewwwww, that looks like noodles
morale is in the tank and will stay there for some time. The progressives have won the day and have beat down the working police with threats of suspensions or being fired or indicted. They follow that up with ab absolute phony and political promotion system, cheating that they refuse to honestly investigate. The entire department was made a political patronage playground of the Cook County Democratic party. If you go out there and do any pro active police work you are rewarding the corrupt system and endangering your family and yourself and your financial security. And, as you can easily see, no one really cares about this corrupt system or your morale or your job. All they care about is rewarding the political class with identity politics and putting the connection, with no regard to intelligence or capability, in high paying jobs. The media does not care, the political class does not care and most of the public is plain ignorant of what is really going on. A very sad state of affairs.
She looks the same in her “professional” photo on the CPD website
Like it or not this is the new face of the CPD and law enforcement in Cook County. It is dead on the vine.
She fine......Working on being merit deputy of fashion!
Tore that shit down the day after! They hide merit posting and you will never know who applied.
But posters about haircuts stare me in the face at roll call like i am in catholic grammar school.
Special ED you worry about fainting and being carried fulled duty. Ill worry about contact cards and bus checks.
Once TATS could be shown all that other shit is out the window.
Commanders and above are exempt from swiping AND those special PO's like caps, secretaries etc will also be exempt from swiping
The position of commander is NOT about your appearance, or knowledge of the job, it is all about who you know or blow PERIOD!
Ashamed that this tacky looking girl is representing Us?
Once again you are not paying attention. The grooming poster shows the standards for BLUE SHIRTS. You don't see any white shirts on the poster, do you? No poster for white shirts hence no grooming standards for them. Really, they made a mistake when they started to teach peons to read.
Because the gold stars can do whatever the hell they want to do but the inspectors will come out and gig the PO’s for minor violations even though the bosses get away with the same exact infractions
Anonymous said...
Commanders and above will be exempt from the electronic swipe also.
12/05/2017 03:06:00 AM
Who cares.
Merits are merits because, well, you know, don't want to lower standards. Merits are the way to get around all those rules, regulations and ,of course, standards that everyone else has to abide by.
J.J.
Been a while... is that Tito or Jermaine Jackson?
And we just showed the OIG streaming video at roll call yesterday. What a sick joke this department is. Yes, please log in with your personal ID but we assure you any complaint will be kept strictly confidential. Remember, we are all responsible for making our department better.
How about this. I'll show up for duty, wear the proper uniform and even have the proper hair cut but I will not, I repeat NOT, do a damn thing that remotely resembles proactive policing.
The next thing you'll be hearing that she's being recruited by Country Club Hills. With a Doo like that she'd be a shooin. A place by the way that doesn't have any country clubs or hills.
come on their recruitment flyer that they have or had posted all around had pictures of POs with beards, so rules .. nah.. only for some and never for others.
And for us guys, what's with all the fucking beards lately? Seems every millennial or Tactical warrior has one.
What a total tool! She's our leadership?
There's their rules and our rules. We all know that
Ever look at the Officers attending St. Jude? The one day that we are to look our best and we look like a circus.
God Bless You CPD and may you and your families have a happy upcoming holiday and new year. I am shocked to learn Sherryl Underwood formerly of the view and a loud mouth obnoxious female comedian was one of your commanding officers! When was she hired? That picture of her is a classic and can be sold on eBay because her gums are not showing.
Eddie keeps promoting the most incompetent and unqualified women. This one is not only dumb as a box of rocks, but she has the worse attitude and treats all of us like second class citizens. Look at the total package. Even in a pony tail, her appearance will never command respect, but remember this is all ok because she is Eddie and Dwayne Betts school mate and friend.
There's a guy in 018 sporting a long ponytail. Q
said...
Wheezy routinely wears her hair down past her shoulders...rules and regs are for us peons
Bc they are on salary and on call
I used to work special with a guy who had those ghetto pony tails and a uniform you'd have to see to believe. I dont have words enough.
Super guy, lotta fun to work with but man did he look like shit. I can honestly say I took no pride in the uniform by the time I left. I was proud of many of the people I knew on the job but these clowns running it just turned it into a clown act.
Hair weaves ain't cheap. No wonder some make $160000 for being on Twitter all day!
NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.
She spent all night at the twenty-four hour hair and nail salon to get that $500 hairdo and putting it under a $100 hat will just fuck it up.
I don’t get the beef. Her hair does not extend below the shirt collar. It obviously doesn’t interfere with wearing the hat - she’s wearing it. What’s the problem? What part of the regulation is her hair in violation of?
Walking through 26th and Cal. this am. to my courtroom I saw a m/w copper wearing his tight jeans and his CPD vest. The knees in the jeans were totally ripped open. You could see his entire knee caps. Can you imagine what this goof looked like to others in his courtroom.
LiAngelo Ball has spoken out for the first time on his arrest and detainment in China for shoplifting, and the picture he paints is one of a teenager who got swept up by others’ misdeeds and ended up in over his head in a hurry.
“We all went out one night, went to the malls, went to the Louis Vuitton store,” he told “The Today Show” on Tuesday morning. “People started taking stuff. Me just not thinking and being with them, I started taking stuff too.”
It wasn’t until later that Ball realized he’d made a serious error in judgment: “We left thinking we’ll just get away. You know how kids think,” he said. “I didn’t realize till I got back to the hotel—‘that was stupid.’”
hippipity hippipity
Edison park rocks
Ball and two teammates were arrested by Chinese authorities and spent a day and a half in a Chinese prison—a “horrible” experience, Ball said, in a cement cell where no one around him spoke English.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
ghetto fabulous!!
12/05/2017 03:51:00 AM
What can you say.
The recruits in the academy aren't much better.
Did you see the P.O. from a crime scene last night on the news? He had braids longer then hers. We as a department are a laughing stock to other departments.
Go do more traffic stops disregard the hair make me look good
100 to 1
she was merit from P.O. to Commander
wtf embarrassment to CPD
look at her inside staff , second watch dreads , over grown beards , way to many P.O.'s assigned to inside or phony foot patrols
MERIT at it's best
4:29 AM
it's not racial
yes blondes with long pony tails , purple head bands
men wearing hooded sweat shirts , bears stocking caps
boss without balls
How can anyone be surprised. If you have juice, you're free to act anyway you like. If clout is a Chief, you're free to harass women, make threats against them, on and off duty. The Department not only condones the harassment of female subordinates, they reward you for it if you're connected. The complaints against these animals with wack get buried while thier victims get punished if they say anything. This Department is a disgrace to law enforcement.
I was working VRI in 007 a few weeks ago.
A bunch of young guys barely off probation were up by the front desk bull-shitting.
Up walks some blond useless female lieutenant and basically asks why is everyone at the desk and not working.
Not one of those kids even acknowledged her.
NO ONE gives a fuck any more.
I'm sure most of them realized what a mistake they made coming on this shit-hole.
I see dozens of PPOs getting out of the academy with the same attitude.
NO ONE is willing to be a bitch for these communists running the City and County now a days.
I hope this son of a bitching city burns to the fuckin' ground.
How can anyone respect these bosses anymore
For 5:26 am. PLEASE quit using the word "retard." It only makes you sound like a real moron.
Speaking of bitches, to the jagoff yelling at my wife the other day for dropping my son off in LP at his tutoring in front of a fire hydrant on a side street, check yourself dude. He actually started yelling at my wife in front of our kid, that she was not allowed to even stop there because the alderman had been receiving complaints.... lol come on.
Man, those sleep stylers work great. She should be in their commercials.
No one will say or do anything they re afraid of race card. If your not going to enforce grooming code on some why have it?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I don’t get the beef. Her hair does not extend below the shirt collar. It obviously doesn’t interfere with wearing the hat - she’s wearing it. What’s the problem? What part of the regulation is her hair in violation of?
12/05/2017 02:20:00 PM
It looks absolutely ridiculous. That's why she's being ridiculed.
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ever look at the Officers attending St. Jude? The one day that we are to look our best and we look like a circus.
12/05/2017 12:52:00 PM""
Yeah ISP came marching past looking like the USMC drill corp while we stumbled by looking like a bunch of jagoffs and Rahm was in the stands in blue jeans. All of it hidden from the public as maybe it should be. Had it not been my last it would have been my last. We have more Lard on this Dept. then a Liposuction clinics dumpsters. And the hair, the nails, the fucked up uniforms, no white gloves. It was embarrassing. I just slithered home on my belly alone.
I gots to ax , how many promotional test did she pass , how many promotions without a bite from the merit Apple tree
Joke of CPD
Like we said a month ago Blago is spilling the beans and the Dems are in full panic mode. It's no coincidence what's going on.
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Wheezy routinely wears her hair down past her shoulders...rules and regs are for us peons
Bc they are on salary and on call
12/05/2017 01:39:00 PM
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You obviously don’t work in 009 dude. I’m not a big fan of how she got her Lt bars, but she follows the rules more than the
other two m/2 Lts on days. You wanna knock her- bitch about how she wants the cars to answer jobs close to check off & will send them back on the street if they sneak in early, Knock on her for not having a very personable personality. However, the fact she has had her shoulder length hair down a few times is the LAST thing you can sing her for.
I don’t get the beef. Her hair does not extend below the shirt collar. It obviously doesn’t interfere with wearing the hat - she’s wearing it. What’s the problem? What part of the regulation is her hair in violation of?
12/05/2017 02:20:00 PM
Compare her do to the official uniform photos and you will either see the difference or you will just continue being stupid. She must have just come from hunting ducks because she had that duck blind hiding her face. And, you are wrong about the hair not extending below the collar. She had a low-riding pony tail with a big ball of hair at the end that was way low and went well below her collar. Plus, she looked like she was going to faint from fright. She is a disgrace.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Look I for one dislike many white shirts on the job especially merit ones ...but hey nobody on the job goes by the uniform standards and they are not enforced unless you come to work looking like a complete idiot which some people do...Look she wants to wear her hair like that let her and as a white police officer it saddens me when you guys say that is "ghetto" ...what's ghetto about it its how she wears her hair...is it ghetto when you walk around with your patchy beard and your stomach hanging over your belt buckle driving your Ford f-150 ? You self righteous clowns need to stop...is she over promoted abdolutely but I can think of tons of over promoted Caucasian people too we all need to stick together now more than ever its blue vs everyone! ...........I find this a bit confusing. You go on to defend a "overpromoted white shirt" that doesn't abide by general orders and then tear into police who walk around with beards and stomachs hanging over their belt. You then justify her over promotion, because caucasions are also over promoted and finally you preach "blue vs everyone", let's stick together. You my friend are a confused individual, whom by the way uses a lot of run on sentences.
Exempt.
Do as I say not as I do.
Rules are for suckers.
Live large.
Who's going to step it up...Jughead? A merit Inspector?
Harr-rass-a-ment.
But on a more interesting note,
I like to see a 'Where Are They Now" segment of those folks on the wall chart.
Anyone remember that clown Captain Kristine(Christine?) Kolmen(Coleman?) from 016? Frosted hair, more makeup than a circus clown! She waddled around and was a huge clueless, incompetent, backstabber! Unfortunately there are many other supervisors like her still on CPD. God help CPD!
What’s the g/o if you leave your weapon unsecured in a vehicle and it gets stolen? This occurred to a “boss” this weekend and there are no waves
This police department is a joke, as long as we have MERIT PROMOTIONS and MANAGEMENT positions, this department will never be legit. We need real leadership not some make believe puppets on a string. We already have a clown as the mayor and Eddie as his puppet. We will NEVER have change.
(OT) a real leader a real leader:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/ct-met-funeral-shooting-1205-story.html
Many guns in a funeral procession dam animals no respect for "he be dead!"
General orders and rules don’t apply to F/1’s just ask the deputy chief/commander/lieutenant on nights in 005
Bala-clavaaaa?? I want Baclava ! Baclava......with a cup of Joe. To go.
OIG streaming video, that's rich, what are we to learn from lying cover up artist Joe Ferguson and his corrupt office. Funny how we have not heard a peep out of this political hack since the sun times let him spew his drivel about the killing fields up in 024. Rahm and Eddie must have really taken this dilettante to the wood shed.
Anonymous said...
I don’t get the beef. Her hair does not extend below the shirt collar. It obviously doesn’t interfere with wearing the hat - she’s wearing it. What’s the problem? What part of the regulation is her hair in violation of?
12/05/2017 02:20:00 PM
It does extend below the collar if she takes the fleeze off. Stop pandering. Look at the picture of a woman in the poster whose hair is not tied down in some fashion. Got to be pretty short.
"""in a cement cell where no one around him spoke English.
12/05/2017 02:38:00 PM"""
that happens quite often at 26th and California, the luck of the draw...
Ban beards and man-buns!!!!!!!!!! I’m fed up with this look that all recruits are sporting!!!
It's not about the money; it's a fashion statement.
Minnesota nice.
Any bets on the backup gun?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Look I for one dislike many white shirts on the job especially merit ones ...but hey nobody on the job goes by the uniform standards and they are not enforced unless you come to work looking like a complete idiot which some people do...Look she wants to wear her hair like that let her and as a white police officer it saddens me when you guys say that is "ghetto" ...what's ghetto about it its how she wears her hair...is it ghetto when you walk around with your patchy beard and your stomach hanging over your belt buckle driving your Ford f-150 ? You self righteous clowns need to stop...is she over promoted abdolutely but I can think of tons of over promoted Caucasian people too we all need to stick together now more than ever its blue vs everyone!
12/05/2017 09:08:00 AM
I drive a Dodge asshole!
But you had no problem with that Obese pig Cline and his Dunlop hanging over his belt. Like many other obese gluttons that need their Unifrms tailored by a tent maker.
"I’ve seen White female supervisors with worse hair than this. I’ve seen long, stringy, over-dyed tacky ponytails w/ shedded hair on their uniform like cat hair; resembling cat hair."
Why bring up the fact they are white? You racist fuck.
The only thing worse than this hair do is to be a sargeant assigned to the tenth district. "The straight shooters club"
Do as I say not as I do. A supervisors motto.
And if you point that out along with long braids with color beads you will be labeled a racist. I have been to many roll calls in my day but the shit people are getting away with now is terrible. Freedom of expression is the excuse of the modern day.
I don't know where you heard this, but I seriously doubt that CPD would ever go for a certification. They looked into this back in the mid-80s. The politicians would lose way too much control of the department, its assignments and promotions in order to obtain a Calea certification. Never happen
12/05/2017 07:55:00 AM
Don't know when you retired gramps, but they are presently going through the CALEA certification.
Is that the commander who rode the camel
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Did you see the P.O. from a crime scene last night on the news? He had braids longer then hers. We as a department are a laughing stock to other departments.
12/05/2017 03:57:00 PM
I know. I don't tell anyone I'm from CPD. Used to be point of pride. No longer.
Off topic, but a gigantic shoutout and thanks to to the crew in 020 on a fantastic response from a call for a burglary to motor vehicle near 4900 N. Bell on mids, 051217. The car that was broken into was my daughters. A 2002 trailblazer in beater shape! But the offenders took her back pack which contained her CPS computer, her personal IPAD, AND ALL HER HANDWRITTEN NOTES AND TEST RESULTS of the clients she works with as a speech pathologist for CPS. Thanks to CPS, and her work schedule she is under great stress and this would only make it worse. She was afraid to tell Dad and Mom, both retired from a PD. She was relieved when she reported to work and they told her a SGT from 020 called for her and said they recovered her property, probably because CPD saturated the area and the male/usuals dropped the proceeds.
Great work people!
Dad pays for garage for her, but she was "too tired after shopping" to put the vehicle in the garage. She said she learned her lesson. Dad has instructed her to make amends in a way to CPD.
Thanks again brothers and sisters in blue.
Retired for almost 5 years.
Please stay safe out there. Our family prays for you every day.
Love everyone of you from the UP of Michigan. Gogebic County, pop. 16,000. Deer ????? but more than people!
In fairness There was a female Capt in 017 JDR who looked like a goof too
I also agree with the comments about how the CPD looks at St Judes and not at St Judes
Also how the ISP looks so sharp
I always tried to look good in uniform And adhere to grooming standards.
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Anonymous said...
I don’t get the beef. Her hair does not extend below the shirt collar. It obviously doesn’t interfere with wearing the hat - she’s wearing it. What’s the problem? What part of the regulation is her hair in violation of?
"bangs,pony tails, snd braids will not protrude frim the uniform cap"
Speaking of bitches, to the jagoff yelling at my wife the other day for dropping my son off in LP at his tutoring in front of a fire hydrant on a side street, check yourself dude. He actually started yelling at my wife in front of our kid, that she was not allowed to even stop there because the alderman had been receiving complaints.... lol come on.
Rather than come here and rip the PO who was DOING HIS JOB, better you have a talk with your wife about parking on a hydrant 'even for a minute.' What would you have said if the copper had simply handed her a $200.00 citation? Check yourself, dude. She's an adult. She makes a dumb adult move in a vehicle, she should deal with it herself, instead of running to you. And you need to allow her to handle her OWN BS. Laws and rules apply to EVERYONE.
Hannah passed her sgt. and Lt. exams. No merit regarding her civil service ranks. Master's degree from NU. She was about to retire when Johnson made her the cmdr. of 003. Hannah may well regret not just going on and taking her retirement, because 003 is a shithole.
Okay, the hair is nothing like the standards and she's wearing enough troweled on makeup to paint a house, but my question is, did anybody see her nails? I'm betting they extend past the finger itself and I'll go so far as to bet they're technicolor and airbrushed, too. Sheer speculation on my part, though.
Hey..... at least she didnt forget to shave. Who is this anyway?
Look I for one dislike many white shirts on the job especially merit ones ...but hey nobody on the job goes by the uniform standards and they are not enforced unless you come to work looking like a complete idiot which some people do...Look she wants to wear her hair like that let her and as a white police officer it saddens me when you guys say that is "ghetto" ...what's ghetto about it its how she wears her hair...is it ghetto when you walk around with your patchy beard and your stomach hanging over your belt buckle driving your Ford f-150 ? You self righteous clowns need to stop...is she over promoted abdolutely but I can think of tons of over promoted Caucasian people too we all need to stick together now more than ever its blue vs everyone!
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As another fellow white police officer with 20 years on, I agree with the above post. If you want to complain about someone's leadership and merit promotions I'm fine with that but criticizing how the woman wears her hair and calling her ghetto is bs.
Ever look at the Officers attending St. Jude? The one day that we are to look our best and we look like a circus.
12/05/2017 12:52:00 PM""
Yeah ISP came marching past looking like the USMC drill corp while we stumbled by looking like a bunch of jagoffs and Rahm was in the stands in blue jeans. All of it hidden from the public as maybe it should be. Had it not been my last it would have been my last. We have more Lard on this Dept. then a Liposuction clinics dumpsters. And the hair, the nails, the fucked up uniforms, no white gloves. It was embarrassing. I just slithered home on my belly alone.
12/05/2017 05:53:00 PM
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Go by the Chicago Fire Department Academy one day and watch them do drills.
Go to one of their graduations.
We are an embarrassment. Plain and simple.
Hahaha and they still expect to get calea certified ! Can't even abide by their own rules !
12/05/2017 12:17:00 AM
I don't know where you heard this, but I seriously doubt that CPD would ever go for a certification. They looked into this back in the mid-80s. The politicians would lose way too much control of the department, its assignments and promotions in order to obtain a Calea certification. Never happen
12/05/2017 07:55:00 AM
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You are obviously not a current CPD employee.
If you were you would know that the CPD has been actively pursuing a CALEA certification for over 3 yrs now.
The civilian female employee that has trouble coming to work charged with overseeing this. (Which in of itself makes this funny)
How about all the pony tails prancing around 35th St. Never did and never will do any police work. I thought they all were getting launched back on the street.
I don’t get the beef. Her hair does not extend below the shirt collar. It obviously doesn’t interfere with wearing the hat - she’s wearing it. What’s the problem? What part of the regulation is her hair in violation of?
The hair should be neatly tucked inside the hat.
The point is to look professional and draw attention away from yourself.
JDR from 017 was the worst !! Ponytails - tons of makeup - dressed like Peg Bundy
She looks ridiculous . How embarrassing for this department . Yep ! That the Best and brightest . I would not follow her into battle
CG drove around the lowered CTA train gates / who does that ??? Not only Keeps her job but gets promoted!
Once the department starts laying down the law on supervisors the blue shirts will follow. BUT it will never happen, “Do you know who I’m married to, who I know? Etc etc....
F 150 saddens me I’m a white cop - your a libtard with that language - I bet you’ve never done one ounce of police work in your lifetime - GFY
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ever look at the Officers attending St. Jude? The one day that we are to look our best and we look like a circus.
12/05/2017 12:52:00 PM""
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Retired before St. Jude got moved to the lakefront, but when the parade was downtown, the magnitude of it and what it represented always had me choked up a bit.
Look I for one dislike many white shirts on the job especially merit ones ...but hey nobody on the job goes by the uniform standards and they are not enforced unless you come to work looking like a complete idiot which some people do...Look she wants to wear her hair like that let her and as a white police officer it saddens me when you guys say that is "ghetto" ...what's ghetto about it its how she wears her hair...is it ghetto when you walk around with your patchy beard and your stomach hanging over your belt buckle driving your Ford f-150 ? You self righteous clowns need to stop...is she over promoted abdolutely but I can think of tons of over promoted Caucasian people too we all need to stick together now more than ever its blue vs everyone!
12/05/2017 09:08:00 AM
Your white guilt makes you "saddened" when someone uses the word "ghetto" to describe the actions or appearance of a black person? Ghetto has no race, snowflake. If I, a white male, drove around in a 95 caprice with 24" rims that cost 20 times more than the car, wearing a white t-shirt that's 7 sizes too big, a new era cap with a bunch of stickers and tags still on it, and blasting my shitty music for all the world to hear, I could be described as ghetto. I'd still be white. It's not about race. Your immediate association of the term "ghetto" with a particular non-white race or races, makes you the racist. There are white ghettos all across this country and others. There are Asian ghettos. Ghetto behavior and appearances aren't exclusive to a certain race. Get off your high horse and keep your white guilt to yourself. Those of us with sense have no white guilt. I'm saddened by your stupidity.
Just another disgraceful exempt that joins the rest nothing to see here move along!
Speaking of bitches, to the jagoff yelling at my wife the other day for dropping my son off in LP at his tutoring in front of a fire hydrant on a side street, check yourself dude. He actually started yelling at my wife in front of our kid, that she was not allowed to even stop there because the alderman had been receiving complaints.... lol come on.
Rather than come here and rip the PO who was DOING HIS JOB, better you have a talk with your wife about parking on a hydrant 'even for a minute.' What would you have said if the copper had simply handed her a $200.00 citation? Check yourself, dude. She's an adult. She makes a dumb adult move in a vehicle, she should deal with it herself, instead of running to you. And you need to allow her to handle her OWN BS. Laws and rules apply to EVERYONE.
12/06/2017 01:07:00 AM
You can't PARK within 15 feet of a fire hydrant. What his wife did wasn't parking. It was standing. Standing has the following definition, according to the municipal code of Chicago:
“Standing (to stand)” means the halting of a vehicle, whether occupied or not, otherwise than temporarily for the purpose of and while actually engaged in receiving or discharging passengers; provided, that, an operator is either in the vehicle or in the immediate vicinity, so as to be capable of immediately moving the vehicle at the direction of a police officer or traffic control aide."
By that definition, she did not violate any law, and the officer was incorrect in telling her that she couldn't even stop there. The point of fire hydrant parking restrictions is to keep the hydrants accessible to fire department personnel in case of a fire. What his wife did in no way prevented the fire department from accessing the hydrant. The officer should've simply explained that she couldn't park there, and that she should move the vehicle as soon as possible.
Learn the laws you're supposed to enforce before calling anyone else dumb. By both the letter and the spirit of the law, the officer yelling at the guy's wife was a jagoff. Stop worrying about generating revenue for the city, and start using common sense and courtesy when dealing with people. Those people might just be the police or their family members. Everyone isn't a shithead to be screamed at and talked down to just because you're the police.
If the officer had handed her a citation for parking on the hydrant, he would've been wrong. Luckily for him, he only told someone bad info rather than issuing a ticket for something that isn't actually a violation.
It's not just her and it's just not females and it's just not black or Hispani or white. I see officers of all races and sex looking like shit on a daily basis. The building janitors look better and more respectful than some of these bums. Another example of a complete breakdown in leadership.
She looks completely unprofessional period. I don't care what test she passed or where she got her degree from, she has no people skills and is a complete asshole to you if she can't get anything from you. She is just like the people she associated with until they both proved to be incompetent idiots like her, dumped Deputy Superintendent Mike Shields and twice dumped Street Deputy Terry Williams, who is a complete incompetent womanizer and sorry excuse for a boss. He even had a Domestic at the police station and he still has a gold star. Watch 003's numbers. You shall see this star at her finest.
Hannah passed her sgt. and Lt. exams. No merit regarding her civil service ranks. Master's degree from NU. She was about to retire when Johnson made her the cmdr. of 003. Hannah may well regret not just going on and taking her retirement, because 003 is a shithole.
12/06/2017 01:09:00 AM
You are playing fast and loose with the semantics.
"Hannah passed her sgt. and Lt. exams." Okay, she passed. She had to pass Part 1 of her exams to be merit promoted.
"No merit regarding her civil service ranks." Civil service is long gone from Chicago.
"Master's degree from NU." And, the NU diploma is from the traffic institute, which is not a master degree.
"Hannah may well regret not just going on and taking her retirement, because 003 is a shithole." Are you fucking nuts? She's a fucking commander! It is not all that hard no matter the assignment. And, she will have a wonderful pension. She's young, not maxed out and, if she is healthy, would have been crazy not to stay.
And, the name is Hanna, not Hannah. Now, it is Hanna-Something. Also, the degree is a Master degree, not Master's degree.
What else you got?
You are obviously not a current CPD employee.
If you were you would know that the CPD has been actively pursuing a CALEA certification for over 3 yrs now.
The civilian female employee that has trouble coming to work charged with overseeing this. (Which in of itself makes this funny)
12/06/2017 04:59:00 AM
yes, you are correct, i am retired. But, my comment still stands. The department might be looking into this, but I seriously doubt they are " actively pursuing" the certification. The last time I read the standards, and they are extensive, it would overhall the promotion system and establish career paths for everyone. You really think the political class would allow this? I don't. The department looked into this before and had a crew working on certification in R&D. It went no where and I predict it will go no where 40 years later.
Go by the Chicago Fire Department Academy one day and watch them do drills.
Go to one of their graduations.
We are an embarrassment. Plain and simple.
You mean the academy that took in 111 court ordered hirings and allowed them to stay in the academy months after their original graduation date until they finally passed the test. That CFD academy?
To: criticizing how the woman wears her hair and calling her ghetto is bs.
12/06/2017 02:23:00 AM
Calling her ghetto is B.S., however, her hair is fair game.... It is aganst the standards as is the women wearing the single long ponytail
What’s the g/o if you leave your weapon unsecured in a vehicle and it gets stolen? This occurred to a “boss” this weekend and there are no waves
A guy I know got 10 days. Gary wanted more than 10
Cpd is a joke. Used to look up to CPD, now you look around and realize you are surrounded by clowns. People late everyday, wearing white ear buds at roll call, wearing airjordan shoes, long beards, purple hair and the list goes on and on. The academy is just getting worse, they are now actually allowing recruits to not shave if they have a doctors note. You decide when you accept this job if you are going to abide by the rules, if not, don't take it. But instead we give in to the cry babies. The hiring standards are continually dropping and they continue to push candidates to get hired, who could not even hold a job at McDonalds. Have no idea how your suppose to enforce laws, when you can not even follow a simple one.
I was out in Scottsdale az for vacation and boy those men and women in the spd looked sharp also the police chief is in excellent shape and did not look like fat phil.
What a fucking joke! She resembles the alien in "Predator" with Arnold Schwarzeneger, although somewhat uglier. As far as CPD getting CALEA accreditation, no- it can't- and won't happen. CALEA only accredits professional police agencies.
power test has been removed from the academy curriculum. wow
My God, if this woman is in a command position in CPD, the citizens of Chicago are royally f..... No wonder people are moving out.
As a F/1, all I can say is, this woman is a complete disgrace!! Now, can we please get rid of those big-ass braids/dreadlocks?!?! There's no way in hell you can get your hat on over all that hot mess!! Not to mention the fact that it looks like shit!!
You mean the academy that took in 111 court ordered hirings and allowed them to stay in the academy months after their original graduation date until they finally passed the test. That CFD academy?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, that Academy that was forced by court ordered to take those useless hacks.
They are far better than CPD. Remember there are/were many others that went thru that were not court ordered.
Go take a drive by, go to one of their graduations, watch them train. Far superior to the CPD / Academy/Dept.
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