Find a Cure
Someone was asking about the Early Onset Arthritis recently observed in the room-temperature dirt-napping assailant from the other day. We found this handy guide to help interpret the primitive sign language of the afflicted:
If we've posted this before, apologies. If not, enjoy.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
22 Comments:
All that time I thought Nixon and ozzy were flashing the peace signđ¤
"I gotta poop" and "unicorn hiding behind a rock" are my favorite. Where the fuck is the shocker though?!
Gene Simmons recently applied to copyright the âyo, two students got a questionâ, also know in the heavy metal world as the devilâs horns. He withdrew his application, but wouldnât it have been awesomely hilarious if he sued gangbangers every time they threw up the sign?!! đ¤
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Surprised the sign language gesture
for "Shit" isn't represented...
>Fist with thumb extended into other
closed fist then thumb forcefully
withdrawn while displaying a
"mean mug<
Or "Asshole"
>Index finger stirred rapidly in circle
made with curled fingers/thumb touching
index finger<
We're here all night...
Try the veal.
Don't pinch the server.
Tip the valet.
That damn Spock started all this with that Vulcan live long and prosper!
Did home test for EOA definitely don't have it, pretty sure I have OLD.
EOA is preemptive cure for OLD--any thoughts??
Thanks for the grins..
I like to flash them the "We are Number ONE!" Sign right back.
Ghetto Boy Scout signs. Get 'em all right
and you get a McDonald's pin.
Also used by staff at State Prison geriatric
wards. Louis C.K. had a similar set printed
up for DefBroad aspiring comics.
Hand signals used on the Underground Railroad.
Exhibit at Smithsonian right next to Rosa Parks bus.
Muppets tried a Bicentennial memorial, but cancelled
due to actors lame with carpal tunnel, trigger finger, and
clenched claw hand. Others developed early onset
Parkinson's. All backstage gambling evaporated.
I use variations of a few of these when the wifey is away on extended business trips.
Outstanding.
I am sure that Caluris has all the definitions to the real meanings behind those gang signs. It was well known (or should I say discovered) that he had removed and took with him all of the information gleaned in the gang books that were in the gang unit of 189 when he was promoted to Lt. many years ago, and wound up back in patrol. When it was asked why he removed all of the information and took it with him, no one on his team seemed to have an answer. Brilliant. Keep an eye on Caluris, he is now very close to mandatory retirement, watch what gets emptied out and is taken with him when he goes.
Where's "yo yo yo" "mo fo" or "it's a G thang. Ya don understan' "(never say the whole word.)
Too, "CPS educated me"
A sad commentary indeed.
NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.
Cook County Ada's say that it is impossible for these "children" that suffer from EOA to hold a gun and point it at the police. Indictments to follow.
The best part is that the lib-tards, trolls and media will actually believe that these are the actual interpretations (below) of Chicago gang signs.
I wouldn't be surprised to see some Chicago "Investigative Reporter" do a live shot from the highly respected Gallaudet University, (the premier institution of learning, teaching and research for deaf and hard-of-hearing students,) indicating that the 'Cop Blog' got it all wrong.
Is there one,"Yo, I'm late for my job interview"?
I was reminiscing about those afflicted with Early Onset Arthritis, and it took me forever to remember his name, but what ever became of little Herbie Pulger? Didn't someone make a short rap video about him? I can't find it anywhere...Hmmm.
COâPRA looking to use medical conditions in defense of the armed thug.
Besides his affliction with azmatitis, he got the arthuritis, so there was no way for that boy to run or holt no gun.
Best public use of sign language was the 1970âs traffic copper leaning on his three wheeler when some hippie took his photo.
I ain't never been in no gang
Utah! Gimme two!
want the gang signs to stop? do what was done in the old middle eastern countrys for theft. cut off their hands.
Is all that finger playing considered job skills? My two year old granddaughter should be a millionaire shortly.
J.J.
The cure is not that complicated. A small pill inserted into the ear canal at high speed stops the advance of the decease. Hopefully the cure will be made available to all the afflected as soon as possible.
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