Nickname?
So we were trying out a nickname for Snelling - Ol' Uncle Lar, but it's awkward to type and isn't really catchy, like Groot or 9.5 or Shortshanks was.
But one of our regular commenters (J Backstabich) used what may be the next great nickname:
- Superintendent Breath of Fresh Air (or....BOFA)
If you know, you know.
No idea if it'll catch on, but we're going to roll with it for now. Leisure Suit Larry might also be acceptable.
Labels: new super
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
87 Comments:
Please do not pick ‘uncle Lar.’ That’s the one and only SuperJock.
Give Larry a little more time, he’ll nickname himself, like when J-fed became J-fled.
Yes!!!
Stupidintendent BOFA.
There’s somethin’ about it that just flows. It’s simple. It’s easy to remember (rhymes with “sofa”). And it would look great on a novelty vanity plate on his unmarked Expedition parked at Fort Fellatio…
B O F A
Hats off to J. Backstabvich@541 !!
BOFA and that could also mean Bell-end Or Fuking Asshat. I like that better than breath of fresh air. But to each his own.
BOFA is so 2016.
I hope you can come up with a hilarious nickname. It is hurts less to laugh than to cry.
The CrossFit Supe
GTL (Gym Teacher Larry)
When Larry finally names his 1 deputy will it be …..
BOFA Deez nutz
I know we all talked a big game at HQ when we were there to represent the officers going thru the Covid portal process. It’s good that you moron coppers have short memories with all the flip-flopping of advice we spoon-fed you dummies.
Sure, most of the strategy we brought to the table was ill advised and some of you went into a no pay status, but we’ve got the ace up our sleeve! Dig this…
For weeks I practiced the obligatory NOBLE greeting: cupped handshake with thumbs interlocked to facilitate the drawing of each party into the other, culminating in a hug with shoulder patting and irrelevant shuckin’ and jivin’. I finally got my chance to deploy this greeting at a community gathering where King Kitten had sent me and other FLOP Reps to initiate ‘Operation LAKE’ (Larry’s Ass Kissing Entourage).
As the soon-to-be-Supe drew me in for the hug, we locked eyes as he whispered sweet nothings in my ear, promising me a new day was coming to CPD. That the wellbeing and fair treatment of the rank and file was going to be his biggest priority. It was at this very moment that it came to me, that my whirlwind, instant man crush was a … wait for it… Larry was a …
BOFA
Tacklelarry??? A litle riff on Police Academy.
Lawrence of gymnasia (pl. gymnasium)
Now you drop and give me ten for laughing!
Merit Larrit.
You're welcome.
Just good old BJ
How about Lump them up Larry? For his bitch slapping of a prisoner twice and only getting suspended for two days. Then they send him to the academy to decompress for years
I say let’s just act juvenile like we all do on this blog and just go with…. Smelling.
For smelling the koolaid that the mayor pours
For smelling the panties of new unsuspecting coeds in the academy
For smelling the lies of the portals and mandates.
I don’t think he will be here very long. Short time Larry!
He shall be know as “Left hook Larry” for being able to punch a handcuffed prisoner twice and only receive a two day suspension. He is awarded a ten year stay at the academy and then multiple merit promotions while scoring 6 from the bottom on the Lt test. Pitiful.
LSL is easy to type. What is story of the Lesiure suit name.
How about out of respect, we just call him Superintendent Larry Snelling? I am old school. I believe in the CPD, the chain of command and respecting your supervisors.
Commander Covid
House Larry
BJ's Shadow
Supt Sit-ups
Lean & Rest Larry
Supt Gymbo
Bring 'em on.
So what if he scored sixth from the bottom on the lieutenant test.
We could have got one of the five behind him.
Glass half full people
That Backstabovich is a funny guy or gal
How about "Merit Larry"?
He's the superintendent who personally trained "the change" generation. Change Larry.
Merit Mouse, cousin of house mouse.
Larry Snelling =Son of Svengoolie, Svengoolie being Camel Teeth Mayor Johnson.
I was a big believer in respecting supervisors also. Then came merit.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about out of respect, we just call him Superintendent Larry Snelling? I am old school. I believe in the CPD, the chain of command and respecting your supervisors.
10/25/2023 06:33:00 AM
You're an idiot
Snell Dog
Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about out of respect, we just call him Superintendent Larry Snelling? I am old school. I believe in the CPD, the chain of command and respecting your supervisors.
Even if a merit goof with his record? Remember Larry and Covid? Respect should be earned not given.
10/25/2023 06:33:00 AM
I call him Jockstrap Larry. Or Lascivious Larry.
If you’re gonna use a nickname to be funny / sarcastic or whatever shouldn’t we readers know what it means ? If it’s an inside joke then what good is it on the blog..
Just keep it simple
How about POS Larry...
Larrytorious or Left hook Larry are my two favs.
Anonymous said...
How about out of respect, we just call him Superintendent Larry Snelling? I am old school. I believe in the CPD, the chain of command and respecting your supervisors.
10/25/2023 06:33:00 AM
How about any respect for this Kool-Aid drinking motherfucker and every other Bosshole who participated in the vaccination portal, putting several hundred coppers through the stripping process and putting dozens into a no pay status is gone? Obsolete. Extinct. Anyone who respects a supervisor who participates in jamming up the very people they’ve been tasked with leading and protecting are persona non grata in my book. Forever.
Fuck you and your “I am old school”. And fuck the whole “you don’t have to respect the man, but you have to respect the rank” bullshit. The CPD is the LAST place that phrase applies. Rank means ZERO here as 99% of the time it was GIVEN rather than earned.
Which brings me to the new nickname… BOFA is perfect because it reflects the irony that is CPD’s upper echelon; the incompetency running the show is anything BUT a “breath of fresh air”. It’s the same fucking morons recycled and promoted laterally or upwards.
Make sure you don’t forget to work the balls, Mr. I Am Old School.
Don Juan
Lumpy as in Larry Rutherford the goof from leave it to Beaver
Since he has spent 95% of his time on the job in the gym, how bout:
Jock-Strap
Dead Lift
Dumb Bells
Locker room Larry
etc...
How about... Scarry Larry?
Spoken like a true merit suckass.
How about out of respect, we just call him Superintendent Larry Snelling? I am old school. I believe in the CPD, the chain of command and respecting your supervisors.
Commander Mullinex is that you?
Jose Tirado is your new 1st Deputy, bank on
Larrytorious
Lar + i = 'Liar'...
LL for ly'n Lar...
How about DAN. Guy couldn’t pass a promotional test and he’s an alleged subject matter expert. DAN seems right on point.
How about DAMF for dumb ass mf’r. Seems spot on considering guy hasn’t scored high enough on a single promotional test to get one promotion. Not a one.
Either that or Coward. Because he’s afraid to work the streets and has been hidden in an admin spot 90 percent of his career.
Putz.
Coach Larry.
When Larry finally names his 1 deputy will it be …..
BOFA Deez nutz
So much YES to this.
Hahaha BOFA!!! Well according to the FLOP he such a breath of fresh air... what a bunch of hand jobs
Larry-torious
Pimp Hand Larry - “My pimp hand is strong. Stronger when you are cuffed!”
How about Larry591. East to type. Easy to say. That's where he ranked out of 601 that took the Lieutenant's test that he was promoted from. If you take the rank on merit, be proud. Where that number proudly.
"Lean and Suck up."
"Given, not earned."
Anonymous said...
So what if he scored sixth from the bottom on the lieutenant test.
We could have got one of the five behind him.
Glass half full people
10/25/2023 08:16:00 AM
I'm amazed he scored that well. Larry couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the C and T. A cop from the neck down.
Anonymous said...
BOFA is so 2016.
10/25/2023 12:50:00 AM
Don’t hate that 2016 is more years ago than you have on, kid. I vote for BOFA.
If you’re gonna use a nickname to be funny / sarcastic or whatever shouldn’t we readers know what it means ? If it’s an inside joke then what good is it on the blog..
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BOFA.....as in "Bofa Deez Nuts!"
It's a ghetto thang
How about Chief Smelling?
Larrytorious is the winner!!
Laurence of Anarchy
BOFA: Breath of FLATULENT Air?
Could this be an allusion to the last words of CAREER CRIMINAL Eric Garner, of New York, who, on 17 July 2014 said: “
I can’t breathe?”.
Minnesota has Bureau of Criminal Apprehension.
BOFA could be acronym for Bureau of Felon Apprehension! ( On second thought, this would involve chasing Crooks, which is definitely in advisable nowadays.)
Larry the Loafer .
Give him a year and then we’ll see how he is doing. Is there anyone that would have been better?
Anonymous said...
If you’re gonna use a nickname to be funny / sarcastic or whatever shouldn’t we readers know what it means ? If it’s an inside joke then what good is it on the blog..
10/25/2023 10:25:00 AM
No inside joke, it was all here in SCC. Jim Backstabvich (FOP do nothing) put it out on social media that he ran into BOFA and described him as a “breath of fresh air” knowing full well Larry stripped coppers and put them into no pay status at the Covid vax bullshit at HQ. There’s your answer, dim bulb. Try to pay attention.
I don't care for BOFA but I like Smelling or Scary Larry
Loquacious Larry …..
And for you CPS grads feel free to look up the definition of loquacious
Pimp slap Larry.
Retired here:
REMF
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about out of respect, we just call him Superintendent Larry Snelling? I am old school. I believe in the CPD, the chain of command and respecting your supervisors.
10/25/2023 06:33:00 AM
You're an idiot
10/25/2023 09:43:00 AM
People still keep protecting him, makes you wonder if they're stupid or blind to see the complete bullshit he's done. Smelling is a two faced small bit grapist merit criminal.
https://southsideweekly.com/chicago-police-chief-larry-snelling-implicated-in-corruption-scheme/
^Anyone who would have done this not Smelling, would have been axed.
Double Merit Larr!
It’s just sooooo pathetic that the assholes at FOP have done a 180 on Lar-Dog. Hell, Mette was practically in tears live-streaming from HQ talking about how he was crushed that his buddy elf on the shelf showed his true colors by stripping POs. J-Kitten basically called for all involved goldstars heads on a pike. Threatened legal action and punitive damages. Talked a huge game on how they were gonna make it right. And here they are current day, sucking Larry’s dick. It’s no coincidence that J. kitten has been so quiet lately. Smart money says he’s Compromised in some way.
Lar-Dawg
Let’s go with Smelling. It’s cleaner.
Larry Dallas
Larry the Canary !
The Sneller
I second GTL Gym Teacher Larry
BJ is the best nickname. Leave it at that.
Leisure Suit Larry
More taxes, more taxes will solve everything ! Chicango is so fucking broke, and down the shitter, and is on the fast track to Detroit ! This blue gummed horse tooth mental midge is on the fast track to totally financially destroying Chicongo ! This clueless idiot is your Dumb O Rats choice to run your property values, and the economy into the ground ! Well done Jack offs !
Superintendent Push-Ups has shown up a time or 2 in conversation.
BOFA.
All…
The…
Way…
Double M(erit) or Triple M
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It’s just sooooo pathetic that the assholes at FOP have done a 180 on Lar-Dog. Hell, Mette was practically in tears live-streaming from HQ talking about how he was crushed that his buddy elf on the shelf showed his true colors by stripping POs. J-Kitten basically called for all involved goldstars heads on a pike. Threatened legal action and punitive damages. Talked a huge game on how they were gonna make it right. And here they are current day, sucking Larry’s dick. It’s no coincidence that J. kitten has been so quiet lately. Smart money says he’s Compromised in some way.
10/25/2023 11:11:00 PM
Biggest lying POS's on the union for playing buddy buddy with Smelling and the Ivory Tower gang. Remember boys and girls, if you're a blue shirt with no clout(even if you did the right thing) you are expendable and will go through the ringer by this sad department, FLOP and city.
Lar-roids.
my vote is Smelling 519. 😊
No tackle Larry
They have a tactical warrior in 193
Every gadget.
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