Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Captain Assignments

Meet the new bosses:

  • Courtney - 014
    Edwards - 002
    Murphy - 024
    Perez - 018
    Clark - 022
    Koenig - 017

We knew one of these guys back in the day and he was a pretty damn good cop. Hopefully, he didn't change.

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94 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats to Courtney... stand up LT and great guy. well deserved.

6/17/2025 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

speaking of bosses, Midnights in 009 has got a new joke of a dss. This guy comes to district hits medical for months, then complains he cant work 12 hour days, cant work streets, pushes out the regular dss to take over and becomes the biggest stroke. You know its bad when the whole district knows hes a stroke and is best buds with assman009. Hey E.M find a new scam elsewhere.

6/17/2025 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My father was a boss and now it’s my turn to be a boss. You see, an apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Talent runs in the family.

6/17/2025 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So 002 has a brand new merit hack moron commander who doesn’t have a clue and now has a merit hack captain who has no clue about anything administrative.. good lord, best of luck 002… best of luck. Hein, are you out of your mind putting these two morons together??

6/17/2025 12:15:00 AM  
Blogger Retired-On-Duty said...

Damn, I retired 5 years ago and now I'm 60.

Fuck.. I am old. I don't know ANY of these people.

6/17/2025 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It definitely wasn't Perez

6/17/2025 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No folks?

6/17/2025 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JC from 014 tac keeps getting passed up because he’s a real boss from the front . Fuck the dept and retire

6/17/2025 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully T.E.'s man moves his operation out of 015 and into 002.

6/17/2025 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Courtney is exactly the kind of boss you want to work for. Fair, consistent, and genuinely cares about the troops. Led from the front at the DNC.

6/17/2025 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t jinx his career. The dept doesn’t want to hear that shit

6/17/2025 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven't heard anything good or positive about the new Commander of 002. He seems to be despised across the board. I'm told he was hated and a total moron when he was an FTO in 006. A few merit bumps and a job at the Obama center and now he's in charge of a district. Job well done CPD. The life boats are starting to abandon ship. Edwards is a nice lady who wants to do police work. She was loved in 007. She won't do well with this moron at the helm. 002 is doomed.

6/17/2025 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow,,,,, madigan better give me back my "donation" I gave him for by captain's bars before he goes to prison

6/17/2025 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is not on the list!

6/17/2025 06:30:00 AM  
Blogger Tombstone courage said...

Al Nagode should have gotten 024

6/17/2025 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome home Dave to the fightin 17th.

6/17/2025 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

❄️🌨️

6/17/2025 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Courtney, i guess they needed someone tall to stand infront or behind that bald midget rivera.

6/17/2025 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt m k from 004 deserved the Capt spot. He is the best I would follow him anywhere

6/17/2025 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do any of them not have a merit promotion?

6/17/2025 07:23:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

That is rare nowadays.

6/17/2025 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired from 009, who is assman009? Who is new DSS on mids? Manny H was an awesome DSS.

6/17/2025 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jack Murphy wife and Jon Hein wife besties. Their kids hangout. Jack and Jon families just went to Cancun for Hein’s BDay in April. IC grade school connection. Jack an attorney and hope he does realize he can’t practice as a captain. Hope he doesn’t keep practicing, hate to see an easy IG investigation. “I’m not doing law, it’s all under my cousin name”. Oh and Mary Hein is in 24, wow look at that. Jack and Jon’s ex wife are working together. Pays to drink at EPI

6/17/2025 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BC is a great boss and even better person. Every once in a while [very rarely] the CPD promotes the right people.

6/17/2025 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah Moser is an asshat that was on light duty for “heart” issues and magically was cured in time to get promoted. Goes to 009 on call and then screws the commander and gets thrown on midnights. Manny & Dannie were the best and are now on the street. He’s a complete doucherocket

6/17/2025 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sucked someone off to get to 018. Typical merit hack

6/17/2025 08:26:00 AM  
Blogger Over said...

002 is full of know nothing merit hacks. And has been a mess for years !
Full of frat brothers and sisters of NOBLE.

6/17/2025 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cpt. Clark not wanted in 008 or 022.

6/17/2025 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps if you have an issue with them you should man up , quit hiding behind a keyboard, and discuss this with them. See how that works out for you. I'll wait for the report back.

6/17/2025 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m still on the job with 31 years and I know none of them!

6/17/2025 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does someone have hurt feelings they can’t be inside stroking assman009 himself. Don’t be jealous, there’s enough of assman009 to go around.

6/17/2025 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to Capt NC?

6/17/2025 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's nice to have a phone call..............

6/17/2025 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I second this! Actual boss that knows wtf is going on and isn’t afraid to say something.

6/17/2025 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Future commander… be nice

6/17/2025 01:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moser and lil Denny get along so well because they’re both scamming POS why the white shirts don’t put a end to this is beyond me now STFU and process our prisoners

6/17/2025 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again, a lot of you are assuming that decisions about who’s going to be a commander lies with Hein, Talley, Ursetti, Snelling.
You need to study up on how this game works!

6/17/2025 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 132nd Annual Feast of Our Lady of Mount Carmel 2025 in early july 2025

6/17/2025 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only People

6/17/2025 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worked with Brian 013 midnights as sgts. .Great guy, very competent & always looked out for the troops.

6/17/2025 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to read about the CPD officer who thought meeting the Polk county FL sheriff meant he'd be the king of the hill. That shit don't play in the country, enjoy the report taking dickwad.

6/17/2025 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well she's coming to 022 whether you guys like it or not

6/17/2025 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's always been merit shenanigans. J. Baier/12 put his secretary in for merit sgt even if she never worked a day in her life, he also authorized her to make about $70k in overtime for the last 5 years sending emails from home while the rest have to work for their money

6/17/2025 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JC is an idiot. There’s reason he isn’t on the list. Just look at the lack of leadership he shown for this last weekend’s PR fest. Biggest shitshow in over a decade.

6/17/2025 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a stroke!

6/17/2025 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Koenig and Murphy are Hein buddies and their kids go to grammer school together. Add merit Lt Layne, Schnoor, Holtcamp, Hanrahan. It’s like the playground to get all your unit spots.

6/17/2025 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be nice to have Riccio take care of your entire career Koenig

6/17/2025 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was the 1st Watch DSS whose spot he took? Commander’s guy who ends up on midnights, c’mon - not possible. I worked with Eddie in 002 & 007. He was a worker back in the day.

6/17/2025 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry he will be on days soon!

6/17/2025 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fighting? I think not...

6/17/2025 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Generational wealth"

6/17/2025 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Former Prez of ALLIANCE has its benefits biatches.

6/17/2025 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe if you cuddle up to EM he may take to days with him or possibly even back to HQ when the time is right. Now go get me some blue cards you peon.

6/17/2025 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol now that sh*t is funny!

6/17/2025 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moser is an absolute scamming clown. Now he’s looking to get an accommodation because not only is he light duty, but now he can’t work midnights.. due to medical reasons, he will go to days and since he’s light duty he will take the desk spot, but since the big jolly man left the sdsc room he’s going for that. Hein and Joe mark need to get this moron moved to 376 where he belongs.

6/17/2025 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

14K a year in OT is chump change. Anybody can make that easily. You're just a crybaby bitch.

6/17/2025 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So TRUE!!

6/17/2025 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He deserves a spot in the looney bin

6/17/2025 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He wasn't the commanders guy. He did someone else a favor and used one of his picks to bring him over. He then left and went to a unit thereby screwing the commander. He came back to 009 on light duty for whatever reason and was put on midnights and bumped the regular DSS.

6/17/2025 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all legit.

6/17/2025 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol is he your Hero??

6/17/2025 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cpt. Clark not wanted in 008 or 022.

6/17/2025 08:50:54 AM,

What is her pedigree?

6/17/2025 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Manny is the best. Moser is a complete clown. I dont know who is worst that drunk parking enforcement sgt on days or Moser the Moron.

6/17/2025 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Assman009 is the bald aide on midnights in 009 who called a 10-1 in lockup for an arrestee who sat on the floor and didnt want to get up. Hes "died" many times, got covid every other week to get time off, and is the biggest handjob you will ever meet. Maybe more than Moser.

6/17/2025 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great guys all of them. Worked with all of them. None better...always backed the working police...Bwa-Haaaaaaaa! I cant type this with out lol!

6/18/2025 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, I don't want to be a LT or Captain, or even a Sgt...The way this department is run, I'll stick to patrol. There are always some jerk off asshats who will raise their hand when asked "who wants to be promoted?"...let them suck it...I value my integrity. It's not for sale at any price. Send in the clowns! Honk-Honk!

6/18/2025 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Princess leia sure cozies up to him, maybe she thinks he can help her become a captain again.

6/18/2025 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously! How many bites of the apple do people like him and buzlik get?
Long gone but still denigrating the dept.

6/18/2025 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Seiser Runs It said...

Mike Seiser to 018 as commander. You heard it here first! He runs it!

6/18/2025 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jealous much?

6/18/2025 03:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the guy there now.

6/18/2025 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retire

6/18/2025 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has Captain Clark done any police work ever in her career? She’s faker then a 3 dollar bill

6/18/2025 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven’t seen a boss yet not drink the koolaid since being promoted. Everyone forgets where they come from.

6/18/2025 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's 70k a year idiot, keep working for peanuts while a desk mouse makes $215k a year.

6/18/2025 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here go the minions trying to hide the abuse of power and the ridiculous $70k per year...look into it and verify for yourself, when you get the dick out your mouth.

6/18/2025 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I value my bank account when I retire. You enjoy your PO pension and working a security job when you retire and I’ll enjoy my Lt pension that I earned from studying and passing all of my tests. No merit here.. no getting answers.. just studying, knowing the material and passing. Don’t give a shit about the exempts, the politicians or any of that… I just want to enjoy my pension and my deferred comp when I retire and not have to worry about money… you’re integrity??? Yeah, like you give up your integrity when you get promoted.. you only give that up if you start drinking the kool aide the department tries to make you drink. Me, it’s allll about the money friend.. enjoy that pension and your “integrity” and don’t be late for that side job. Don’t bash people as if they are the enemy because they got promoted.. only the select few are the chosen ones who make it to gold star and are part of the frat.. others do it for less BS, more money and a better retirement… THATS what it’s all about.. not this job

6/18/2025 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch the Polk county Florida sheriff press conference.

6/18/2025 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Em is getting days. He put in the request so they have to give it too him which means the current miserable desk sgt is gonna be hitting the streets or go back to 3rd watch.. hate to tell him though, the 3rd watch sgts aren’t going to be putting him back on the desk. They have their guy for that.

6/18/2025 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Omg what a stroke. You take the P/O pension. I'll take the highest one I can get and thank you at the same time for keeping you bullshit integrity and values. You make me wanna throw up you clown.

6/18/2025 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EM has a well liked friend at HQ. I’m surprised he’s back in 009 unless it was voluntary.

6/18/2025 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aren’t you a peach hand job. Enjoy your over paid LT pension being twice divorced and your kids hate you BAhahahah!

6/18/2025 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of the best supervisors I've ever had and one of the few I'd actually take an order from confidently.

6/18/2025 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hating much? Stay a irrelevant degenerate…

6/19/2025 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hating much? Stay a irrelevant degenerate…

6/19/2025 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talking derogatively about POs that need to work side gigs.
Sure sounds like you’ve had a few cups of the kool-aid.
How’s the view from the ivory tower you belittling, elitist POS ?!

6/19/2025 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll take the overtime as a P.O. Lots of overtime

6/19/2025 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the comments were pretty tame. So I guess these captains overall are good? Wow where is this EpI place promotions at the door. and is that Merit Lt Layne the know it all from 11?

6/19/2025 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Social Security Act is finally working. Lot of us receiving the check for the last year and this month a receiving the SS we should have been getting

6/19/2025 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I checked, em did not request days per the Cmdr’s admin folks. No one really knows why em is there but he does have friends in IAD. Is there something going on in 009.

6/19/2025 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes

6/19/2025 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For gods sake let this thread die already. Who is this megalomaniac Sgt? Is he on track to be Superintendent?

6/19/2025 10:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bravo, well earned my friend.

6/20/2025 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO! She has never been inside 26th & Cal.

6/20/2025 11:52:00 PM  

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