Negligent Discharge
PPO in 006, so it couldn't be a Sig:
PPO must stand for "P.P. Ouchie."
Too soon?
Labels: officer injured
Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
PPO in 006, so it couldn't be a Sig:
PPO must stand for "P.P. Ouchie."
Too soon?
Labels: officer injured
135 Comments:
Even I know how to spell "testicles" .
Can’t we just say scrotum and leave it at that?
now he's really a baller?
"Cheddar Bob"
Damn. He won’t be ordering Kabobs anytime soon.
Was he doing ghetto carry?
Nice workers comp check incoming for dumb shit
He is half nuts. It is male, correct?
Nothing worse than taking one in the Chapel Bells.
Maybe they were going for portmanteau with tactical.
the joys of appenDIX carry...
was it in a holster?
great spelling! CPS grad?
It hurts me just thinking about this. 32 years and seen 6 ADs so why carry in the waist band? He will never live this down.
Thats a ghetto way to transition.. but ok
That's NUTS! 😳😆
Let me guess , gun was tucked in waistband , , hood rat style
..dude sounds like a real pain in the dick...
or ball less
hahahah I'm sorry that's hilarious. This department is a dumpster fire
That’s nuts!!
Hahaha. No holster. Playing Pac-Man. Gun in his belt/waist line. Seen too many movies. Now he’s a Eunich.
God damn !!!
Um, was a baller 😬
Too bad you couldn’t come up with a better handle.
That's what happens when you tuck your weapon in the front....like a gangsta
When the perp tells him he has no balls, he may be right!
Woopsy-doodle!
I know better ways to bust a nut
These PPO’s/ Recruits are dumb as hell… they think they know it all… poor weapons handling skills, can’t shoot and we’re not able to fail them or fire them while in the academy
The good side of the situation, for the officer, is that now that he no longer has balls he is eligible for Merit promotion!
Talk about a night in the ruts....
He’s a she now
On his way into work? That is not an IOD.
How is that a 10-1? Hopefully no one got hurt rushing to that call
That sucks. I hope he’s ok
Sounds like he tucked an upholstered firearm into his waist. Idiot
35 years carrying and I've never put my guns anywhere but a hip or an ankle in a holster. I like my jewels intact.
Guy in my district stuffed his 9mm in waistband the other day. I was like, what the hell you thinking?!
Good luck one nut.
Not anymore…
Ouch. The nickname that kid's gonna get will follow him to any department he transfers to.
I guess people gotta be careful now if they tell him he doesn’t have the balls to do something
I don't know, but a 3rd party female caller may be the suspect. Nothing worst than a woman scorned.
Can’t fix stupid
Dr. juicay smollay was first on the scene to offer some hands-on medical care
There are other ways to ensure you'll be off fir the holidays hahaha
As Allanis Morrisette once sang, “I got one hand in my pocket, and the other ones, holding my ball”.
WAS a baller
No holster or a cheap holster, or could it be the sig P320. My money is on one of the first 2 guesses. I was never a fan of appendix carry.
“Be the change!”
Now he just changed from male to female.
What balls he had!
Most disgusting word there is
Deez Nutz!!!
Oooouuucccchhhhhh !!!!!!!
Son of a Nut Cracker !
There have been many warnings not to tuck your firearm in you belt and pants but wear a holster of some sort.
concel carry appendix style when not trained to do so.....
Lt. Pat Schemar said:
Ouch.. Bro, you really took ‘shoot your shot’ way too literally.
Could have been worse
In all my time in law enforcement, I’ve never worked with a more incompetent bunch than what 006 seems to assemble year in and year out
nothing good ever happens in 006 if you are white/hispanic n a decent cop par to 016 i left the ghetto n went to 016 n im glad i did
John Bobbitt recovered AND made a porno. I hope your franks and beans make a full recovery.
well,,,, you know won't be saying "left nut,, right nut.... dick in the middle" again
Appendix carry is a fad that can’t die soon enough
Could have been raining?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AFf0ysgNiM
Some have balls on this job…..some have had them forcibly removed!
It’s the new method of Birth Control…..50% chance of swimmers
Worker's comp? GFOH
Testes, testes, 1,2...1...?
Must have been a richly textured brocade.
It’s 006. The usual suspect
It’s safe with a snub nosed revolver.
Expect a Elearning soon.
Never fails. CR number issued this morning for this PCAD print out. Remember, every time you print something it is recorded. If you say that it’s no big deal because you’re not logged into the PCAD it’s just open for use as the desk to everyone you’re wrong. Just ask the guy in 001 who printed a PCAD out and disseminated it. They can find out the exact time and location and computer terminal it was printed at. They then look at the cameras that are in all the stations that cover the desk and lobby area and bingo!! They go to the exact time and make the WC or desk sgt make the identification of the person in the video using the PCAD and printing it out. Not smart kids.
It all depends. I know a guy who took an AK round through the bag. Everything still works.
Blame the sig
FOP Choir needed a Soprano.......
I’ve been carrying that way retired, off duty, and secondary for over 30 yrs. In a proper holster it’s a perfectly fine way to carry and produce quickly.
More than likely this was a no holster situation or a booger hook on the trigger.
Aside from the location it was placed, I'm not a fan of the EZ trigger pull. Needs to have a little more resistance like my p226. Just in case. Especially these days. Finger on trigger or not. We are down to milliseconds second guessing.
What time is the repass for lil lefty-?
Pour out a lil henney
Could be
i agree ! fuck that appendix carry , my gun has always been on my hip . 30 years on and off duty almost every day. if it went off worst thing that could happen is it grazes the outside of my hip or leg. no major arteries there, the other way can kill you.
The French actor?
officer needs assistance for a life threatening wound. even if its self inflicted . I'd say if heard way way less qualifying 10-1s
Die is the operative word in that sentence
I know his pay is shitty while on status but insurance would’ve covered the vasectomy. Ouch!
Did the new guys apply a tourniquet? Ha
That’s one way to drop the “P.”
Zing!!!
This count in the heyjackass.com junk o meter stats?
You need people like me, so you can point your miserable fingers and say, “That’s the stupid guy.” So, what that make you? Smart? You’re not smart. You just know how to criticize. How to hide. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always do dumb things. Even when I do things right. So, say goodnight to the dumb guy! Go on. Not the last time you gonna see a dumb guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on, make way for the dumb guy
(Not CPD) the agency I work for had a rookie ghetto carry a .45 into a bar bathroom. .45 goes off and takes the twig and berries out. Hospital couldn't reattach it
OT but this is why gun laws are wrong
https://nypost.com/2025/11/20/us-news/queens-senior-citizen-who-fatally-shot-would-be-mugger-headed-to-prison-for-four-years/
PPO should be fired for unsafe firearm handling. If he is allowed to stay on, he will be problematic the rest of his time.
Another one who should be fired who doesn't even fit the lowest standards to be a police officer
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2025/11/20/chicago-police-methamphetamine-meth-marijuana-cannabis-arrest-aramis-williams
When 911 gets a call about a police officer being shot, spelling should be the last thing to worry about. Who cares how they spelled it.
Side note it should not have been a 10-1. No one should risk getting hurt for that call. Let the desk handle that paper.
At least he "had" the balls to do it !
More cowbell?
No such thing as an acciddntal discharge. Try Negligent Discharge.
This is another reason people do not want to get involved as a witness or to intervene to a crime in a socialist state. You are the one to go to jail. What if some good citizen took out that sub human POS who set that woman on fire. Who would be facing jail time?
@ 11/20/2025 09:49:23 PM
Its a 10 1 because a PO was shot and in need of medical attention you twat.. not because of how it happened. Now go back to your inside desk spot!
self transitioned. another ghetto mutt PPO. oh well.
Premature desk pop
Wsit, whhhaaaat There's cameras covering the lobby and desk area's 😳🥴😮
So, let us pray that your dumb guy talents do not end up taking you from our midst prematurely.
Double action only revolver.
As well as bust a nut.
Sig P320 and grifter DJ Sheeply be like 👀
There are no cameras at the desks. Nice try!
He's a PPO. What message does the department send if they don't fire him?
Now that the balls are gone, he qualifies for a "merit" promotion!!!
New York City couldn't protect him, but when he protected himself, they charge him criminally with having the means to protect himself. This is so wrong on so many levels that it is not even American. This is not even funny.
Arghhhh! What movie was that?
Those are printed out for all sorts of necessary reports. It could have come from the trash. But you are right about how one can get caught.
Sometimes too though, the public should know some of the crap going on to make sure idiots like this PPO don't get fired and hidden somewhere. Don't think for a second the department is so desperate for people (or folks) to work this job that they wouldn't try to cover up this incident. Let's see what happens.
If someone does get accused of printing this up, they should claim whistleblowers protection!
Did you like his movie? It was a bit overrated.
Doesn't it say right at the top what time it was printed? It was probably the DSS or WOL.
Talk about no nut November
Perp? You watch too much cable. It’s offender!
Cheddar Bomb?
AK through the bag from a 7.65 rifle round?!?! Did his bag explode? 🤯 My girls dog steps on my nuts and it hurts so bad I plead for death. Can't imagine an AK round even glancing my nutsack
Yup!
So he was trying to blow off his balls? As in negligent discharge. Or Accidentally discharge..... you like homless or unhoused? tomato or tomato.....can not fix stupid.
Ouch that’s got to hurt…this guy must be on the merit list
Not a cop emergency room nurse here often when we get GSW’s involving the twigs and berries it’s always the same thing they don’t have a holster they like to jam the gun in their waist line like thugs do in movies where the bad guy lifts the shirt up to show the other bad guy he’s armed. Every time. And they always say it just went off.
Injuries didn’t occur while on the clock or in the performance of official duties. It’s the medical for him, not IOD.
Appendix carry is fine…it’s the people with no weapons skills attempting it that’s the problem
Doesn’t our medical insurance pay for a vasectomy??!!
And you would know about any CR how? Sounds like you're just trolling and making shit up.
Was his bullseye now called a steer eye !
I wonder if Jim O’Grady is going to comfort him, they would make a perfect pair.
GREAT movie!!!!!
Whole new meaning for "Getting your Nuts off!"
To the replies on this comment… shame on you for not knowing this classic Scarface scene!!
"richly textured brocade" - thanks, I just spit out my drink from laughing.
That's not what No Nut November means!
Like a pre mature ejaculation?
He's not the first. Not the last.
DEA Agent shoots himself teaching gun safety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfONckOPyaI
To quote “ GySgt Hartman, USMC,” in Full Metal Jacket: “This is my Rifle; This is my Gun. This is for Killing; This is for Fun.”.
To use the phrase of the Roman Historians, “ Within the memory of those still living”, we were taught to place(1) Ensure Trigger Finger was off Trigger and outside Trigger Guard; (2) Strong Hand Thumb over the Hammer of the Revolver before holstering ( cannot do this on hammerless/ striker fired Glock) so we could feel of the Cylinder was rotating and the Hammer rising. And all off-duty/ back up/ concealed holsters had to completely cover Trigger Guard..
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