Thursday, November 20, 2025

Negligent Discharge

PPO in 006, so it couldn't be a Sig:


PPO must stand for "P.P. Ouchie."

Too soon?

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135 Comments:

Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Even I know how to spell "testicles" .

11/20/2025 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t we just say scrotum and leave it at that?

11/20/2025 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now he's really a baller?

11/20/2025 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Cheddar Bob"

11/20/2025 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn. He won’t be ordering Kabobs anytime soon.

11/20/2025 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was he doing ghetto carry?

11/20/2025 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice workers comp check incoming for dumb shit

11/20/2025 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is half nuts. It is male, correct?

11/20/2025 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing worse than taking one in the Chapel Bells.

11/20/2025 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they were going for portmanteau with tactical.

11/20/2025 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the joys of appenDIX carry...

was it in a holster?

great spelling! CPS grad?

11/20/2025 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It hurts me just thinking about this. 32 years and seen 6 ADs so why carry in the waist band? He will never live this down.

11/20/2025 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats a ghetto way to transition.. but ok

11/20/2025 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's NUTS! 😳😆

11/20/2025 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me guess , gun was tucked in waistband , , hood rat style

11/20/2025 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..dude sounds like a real pain in the dick...

11/20/2025 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or ball less

11/20/2025 08:34:00 AM  
Blogger 008 2nd Watch DOG said...

hahahah I'm sorry that's hilarious. This department is a dumpster fire

11/20/2025 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s nuts!!

11/20/2025 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha. No holster. Playing Pac-Man. Gun in his belt/waist line. Seen too many movies. Now he’s a Eunich.

11/20/2025 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God damn !!!

11/20/2025 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, was a baller 😬

11/20/2025 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad you couldn’t come up with a better handle.

11/20/2025 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what happens when you tuck your weapon in the front....like a gangsta

11/20/2025 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the perp tells him he has no balls, he may be right!

11/20/2025 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woopsy-doodle!

11/20/2025 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know better ways to bust a nut

11/20/2025 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These PPO’s/ Recruits are dumb as hell… they think they know it all… poor weapons handling skills, can’t shoot and we’re not able to fail them or fire them while in the academy

11/20/2025 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The good side of the situation, for the officer, is that now that he no longer has balls he is eligible for Merit promotion!

11/20/2025 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about a night in the ruts....

11/20/2025 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s a she now

11/20/2025 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On his way into work? That is not an IOD.

11/20/2025 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is that a 10-1? Hopefully no one got hurt rushing to that call

11/20/2025 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That sucks. I hope he’s ok

11/20/2025 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like he tucked an upholstered firearm into his waist. Idiot

11/20/2025 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

35 years carrying and I've never put my guns anywhere but a hip or an ankle in a holster. I like my jewels intact.

11/20/2025 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guy in my district stuffed his 9mm in waistband the other day. I was like, what the hell you thinking?!

Good luck one nut.

11/20/2025 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not anymore…

11/20/2025 10:20:00 AM  
Blogger S. Fechheimer said...

Ouch. The nickname that kid's gonna get will follow him to any department he transfers to.

11/20/2025 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess people gotta be careful now if they tell him he doesn’t have the balls to do something

11/20/2025 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know, but a 3rd party female caller may be the suspect. Nothing worst than a woman scorned.

11/20/2025 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t fix stupid

11/20/2025 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dr. juicay smollay was first on the scene to offer some hands-on medical care

11/20/2025 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are other ways to ensure you'll be off fir the holidays hahaha

11/20/2025 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Cookie Puss said...

As Allanis Morrisette once sang, “I got one hand in my pocket, and the other ones, holding my ball”.

11/20/2025 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WAS a baller

11/20/2025 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No holster or a cheap holster, or could it be the sig P320. My money is on one of the first 2 guesses. I was never a fan of appendix carry.

11/20/2025 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Be the change!”
Now he just changed from male to female.

11/20/2025 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What balls he had!

11/20/2025 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most disgusting word there is

11/20/2025 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deez Nutz!!!

11/20/2025 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oooouuucccchhhhhh !!!!!!!
Son of a Nut Cracker !

11/20/2025 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There have been many warnings not to tuck your firearm in you belt and pants but wear a holster of some sort.

11/20/2025 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

concel carry appendix style when not trained to do so.....

11/20/2025 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt. Pat Schemar said:

Ouch.. Bro, you really took ‘shoot your shot’ way too literally.

11/20/2025 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could have been worse

11/20/2025 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In all my time in law enforcement, I’ve never worked with a more incompetent bunch than what 006 seems to assemble year in and year out

11/20/2025 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nothing good ever happens in 006 if you are white/hispanic n a decent cop par to 016 i left the ghetto n went to 016 n im glad i did

11/20/2025 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Bobbitt recovered AND made a porno. I hope your franks and beans make a full recovery.

11/20/2025 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well,,,, you know won't be saying "left nut,, right nut.... dick in the middle" again

11/20/2025 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Appendix carry is a fad that can’t die soon enough

11/20/2025 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Loving Life In WI said...

Could have been raining?

11/20/2025 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Loving Life In WI said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AFf0ysgNiM

11/20/2025 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some have balls on this job…..some have had them forcibly removed!

11/20/2025 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s the new method of Birth Control…..50% chance of swimmers

11/20/2025 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worker's comp? GFOH

11/20/2025 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Testes, testes, 1,2...1...?

11/20/2025 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must have been a richly textured brocade.

11/20/2025 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s 006. The usual suspect

11/20/2025 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s safe with a snub nosed revolver.

11/20/2025 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Expect a Elearning soon.

11/20/2025 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never fails. CR number issued this morning for this PCAD print out. Remember, every time you print something it is recorded. If you say that it’s no big deal because you’re not logged into the PCAD it’s just open for use as the desk to everyone you’re wrong. Just ask the guy in 001 who printed a PCAD out and disseminated it. They can find out the exact time and location and computer terminal it was printed at. They then look at the cameras that are in all the stations that cover the desk and lobby area and bingo!! They go to the exact time and make the WC or desk sgt make the identification of the person in the video using the PCAD and printing it out. Not smart kids.

11/20/2025 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It all depends. I know a guy who took an AK round through the bag. Everything still works.

11/20/2025 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blame the sig

11/20/2025 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP Choir needed a Soprano.......

11/20/2025 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ve been carrying that way retired, off duty, and secondary for over 30 yrs. In a proper holster it’s a perfectly fine way to carry and produce quickly.

More than likely this was a no holster situation or a booger hook on the trigger.

11/20/2025 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aside from the location it was placed, I'm not a fan of the EZ trigger pull. Needs to have a little more resistance like my p226. Just in case. Especially these days. Finger on trigger or not. We are down to milliseconds second guessing.

11/20/2025 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What time is the repass for lil lefty-?

Pour out a lil henney

11/20/2025 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could be

11/20/2025 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree ! fuck that appendix carry , my gun has always been on my hip . 30 years on and off duty almost every day. if it went off worst thing that could happen is it grazes the outside of my hip or leg. no major arteries there, the other way can kill you.

11/20/2025 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The French actor?

11/20/2025 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

officer needs assistance for a life threatening wound. even if its self inflicted . I'd say if heard way way less qualifying 10-1s

11/20/2025 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Die is the operative word in that sentence

11/20/2025 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know his pay is shitty while on status but insurance would’ve covered the vasectomy. Ouch!

11/20/2025 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the new guys apply a tourniquet? Ha

11/20/2025 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s one way to drop the “P.”

Zing!!!

11/20/2025 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This count in the heyjackass.com junk o meter stats?

11/20/2025 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Scarnuts said...

You need people like me, so you can point your miserable fingers and say, “That’s the stupid guy.” So, what that make you? Smart? You’re not smart. You just know how to criticize. How to hide. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always do dumb things. Even when I do things right. So, say goodnight to the dumb guy! Go on. Not the last time you gonna see a dumb guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on, make way for the dumb guy

11/20/2025 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(Not CPD) the agency I work for had a rookie ghetto carry a .45 into a bar bathroom. .45 goes off and takes the twig and berries out. Hospital couldn't reattach it

11/20/2025 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT but this is why gun laws are wrong

https://nypost.com/2025/11/20/us-news/queens-senior-citizen-who-fatally-shot-would-be-mugger-headed-to-prison-for-four-years/

11/20/2025 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PPO should be fired for unsafe firearm handling. If he is allowed to stay on, he will be problematic the rest of his time.

11/20/2025 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another one who should be fired who doesn't even fit the lowest standards to be a police officer

https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2025/11/20/chicago-police-methamphetamine-meth-marijuana-cannabis-arrest-aramis-williams

11/20/2025 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When 911 gets a call about a police officer being shot, spelling should be the last thing to worry about. Who cares how they spelled it.

Side note it should not have been a 10-1. No one should risk getting hurt for that call. Let the desk handle that paper.

11/20/2025 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least he "had" the balls to do it !

11/20/2025 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More cowbell?

11/20/2025 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No such thing as an acciddntal discharge. Try Negligent Discharge.

11/20/2025 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is another reason people do not want to get involved as a witness or to intervene to a crime in a socialist state. You are the one to go to jail. What if some good citizen took out that sub human POS who set that woman on fire. Who would be facing jail time?

11/20/2025 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ 11/20/2025 09:49:23 PM
Its a 10 1 because a PO was shot and in need of medical attention you twat.. not because of how it happened. Now go back to your inside desk spot!

11/20/2025 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

self transitioned. another ghetto mutt PPO. oh well.

11/20/2025 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Premature desk pop

11/20/2025 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wsit, whhhaaaat There's cameras covering the lobby and desk area's 😳🥴😮

11/20/2025 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, let us pray that your dumb guy talents do not end up taking you from our midst prematurely.

11/20/2025 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Double action only revolver.

11/20/2025 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As well as bust a nut.

11/20/2025 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sig P320 and grifter DJ Sheeply be like 👀

11/21/2025 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are no cameras at the desks. Nice try!

11/21/2025 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a PPO. What message does the department send if they don't fire him?

11/21/2025 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that the balls are gone, he qualifies for a "merit" promotion!!!

11/21/2025 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New York City couldn't protect him, but when he protected himself, they charge him criminally with having the means to protect himself. This is so wrong on so many levels that it is not even American. This is not even funny.

11/21/2025 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arghhhh! What movie was that?

11/21/2025 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are printed out for all sorts of necessary reports. It could have come from the trash. But you are right about how one can get caught.

Sometimes too though, the public should know some of the crap going on to make sure idiots like this PPO don't get fired and hidden somewhere. Don't think for a second the department is so desperate for people (or folks) to work this job that they wouldn't try to cover up this incident. Let's see what happens.

If someone does get accused of printing this up, they should claim whistleblowers protection!

11/21/2025 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you like his movie? It was a bit overrated.

11/21/2025 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't it say right at the top what time it was printed? It was probably the DSS or WOL.

11/21/2025 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about no nut November

11/21/2025 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perp? You watch too much cable. It’s offender!

11/21/2025 03:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cheddar Bomb?

11/21/2025 04:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AK through the bag from a 7.65 rifle round?!?! Did his bag explode? 🤯 My girls dog steps on my nuts and it hurts so bad I plead for death. Can't imagine an AK round even glancing my nutsack

11/21/2025 04:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup!

11/21/2025 04:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So he was trying to blow off his balls? As in negligent discharge. Or Accidentally discharge..... you like homless or unhoused? tomato or tomato.....can not fix stupid.

11/21/2025 05:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ouch that’s got to hurt…this guy must be on the merit list

11/21/2025 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a cop emergency room nurse here often when we get GSW’s involving the twigs and berries it’s always the same thing they don’t have a holster they like to jam the gun in their waist line like thugs do in movies where the bad guy lifts the shirt up to show the other bad guy he’s armed. Every time. And they always say it just went off.

11/21/2025 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Injuries didn’t occur while on the clock or in the performance of official duties. It’s the medical for him, not IOD.

11/21/2025 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Appendix carry is fine…it’s the people with no weapons skills attempting it that’s the problem

11/21/2025 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn’t our medical insurance pay for a vasectomy??!!

11/21/2025 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you would know about any CR how? Sounds like you're just trolling and making shit up.

11/21/2025 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was his bullseye now called a steer eye !

11/21/2025 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if Jim O’Grady is going to comfort him, they would make a perfect pair.

11/21/2025 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GREAT movie!!!!!

11/21/2025 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whole new meaning for "Getting your Nuts off!"

11/21/2025 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the replies on this comment… shame on you for not knowing this classic Scarface scene!!

11/21/2025 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"richly textured brocade" - thanks, I just spit out my drink from laughing.

11/21/2025 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's not what No Nut November means!

11/21/2025 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like a pre mature ejaculation?

11/21/2025 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's not the first. Not the last.

DEA Agent shoots himself teaching gun safety.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfONckOPyaI

11/22/2025 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To quote “ GySgt Hartman, USMC,” in Full Metal Jacket: “This is my Rifle; This is my Gun. This is for Killing; This is for Fun.”.

To use the phrase of the Roman Historians, “ Within the memory of those still living”, we were taught to place(1) Ensure Trigger Finger was off Trigger and outside Trigger Guard; (2) Strong Hand Thumb over the Hammer of the Revolver before holstering ( cannot do this on hammerless/ striker fired Glock) so we could feel of the Cylinder was rotating and the Hammer rising. And all off-duty/ back up/ concealed holsters had to completely cover Trigger Guard..

11/24/2025 01:08:00 PM  

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