Watch Out 006
Lieutenant assignments out - and Asshata "Cop-Killer" Oogabooga is headed south:
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
Saturday, November 01, 2025
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64 Comments:
To anyone in 006:
Bid out!
Trust me! You have 2 douche bag Lt’s heading your way.
That Dist just turned to shit!
Give it 90 days max and she will be back in a unit
Double whammy for 006. Asshata and Desmond. Hopefully people are ready to give a lot of time back to the department because he’s gonna CR number all of you to death.
Dept is a joke, why even fake it, just send the clouted straight to their cush spots. None of the below will be in these districts more than a month. Poor 010 will lose both Lts. Nothing to see here
M Johnson- HQ
J Harris-BIA
W Riga- HQ
M Walsh- Intel
Berlowitz- Special Events
Dear 017,
1- on behalf of everyone in academy operations and gym staff, we collectively breath a sigh of relief
2- you’re fucked
T-1000 going to 006. *SCANNING SCANNING*
can you please stop
dumping all the merit hacks to 2 - bad enough the so called cmdr never passed a test high enough to get promoted and almost all the sgts in 2 but now two f/1s with the same names.
Assata is a nut case. She tries to be a stickler, but her mind is all over the place.
how the hell do you go to 020
Assata escalated several situations when she was in 015. Everyone hated to see her come. She ordered officers to make a cluster fuck arrest of an innocent man at the desk. 006th District watch out for this snake.
Just when I think we as a department hit bottom, upper management decides to give a bunch of new Lt’s to a single District. God help the 006 District! The department is messed up on so many levels. The bosses on this job just keep getting worse!
Best Lieutenants are in 016 on 1st watch, wink wink.
Jessica (Dave) Harris sent to 010 so they can pluck her out in a few months for an HQ job.
Gee, another Conlisk going to 018 or 001 right out of the box!
006 personnel start bidding out now!
006 got fucked! Her & desmond wow!! Two assholes
006 has been shit since 1996.
He'll be back in the academy by new years.
Best wishes to Lieutenant JP who retired this week!
Good luck to the watch on 001 that gets AA as the DSS. He has a short fuse and hot temper. If he gets assigned to the watch you are on, bid to another watch. His favorite line is "yeah right"!
Yep, a couple of militant and purist nuts.
I’d say I care…. but I don’t. Many of them will go to their spot shortly anyway.
Guaranteed Riga will be back at HQ so he can supervise delivering water to the troops on events….,
Writing is already on the wall for this one. Berkowitz is going to be in the district for a cup of coffee then back to the academy in a month or two. He’s going to take the current academy LT’s spot who is going to be the commander of 022 shortly.
This isn’t 1995. Those districts aren’t retirement homes anymore, nobody wants to go there.
Desmond is one of the biggest kool aid drinkers on this job. Hardass who justifies getting numbers and spars on coppers for the smallest of reasons. He better change his tune and lighten up because if he goes in day one doing inspections and gps’ing people and not letting his sgts run the streets he’s going to be despised. You’re a Lt now, you have to sit in the room, do your job and ALLOW the sgts to run their sectors and their cars. Don’t forget, they are supervisors too and they have also been promoted and should be able to do so. You interfere and you’re gonna have issues. Sit in the chair, do roll call and click buttons on the computer when you need too. Otherwise, stay in the office until something big happens. That is now your job.
U must have 3years on job, 1 and 18 are no gift out of the box
Let’s see how long it takes Gunnell to rack up EEOC complaints in 003. 003 is the most militant district in CPD and they’re going to send a pompous blowhard like Gunnell there?
He has a major problem with certain demographics and genders. He’s tried to get officers fired on numerous occasions while working on the Southside. Don’t put up with his BS, put that paper on his ass if he starts with ya’ll.
Haha. Yep. But ☝🏿he will learn real quick not to fuck around in 006 when they start filing EEOC after EEOC beefs on him.
On behalf of the rest of the department gather the 12 other po’s you use to teach a 6 hour class and start fucking yourselves. You’re just upset you were forced to do your job somewhat competently. Now finish fucking yourself and go back to churning out recruits that can’t handle shit on the street. Tool.
Fuck Dave Harris and fuck her dumb ass for marrying him. He can rot in hell working for the Cubs.
Tea Bags, Good Dude
Those aren't great spots for a Lt. Trust me
Shepler is a good man with a decent demeanor and smart. He will do well
in 005.
Is RIGA the same guy that was a commercial airline pilot before he came on the job?
Don’t bring yo mess to 006 Desmond because Father Phleger will get that ass if you start messing with his flock
Gunnell - Asset Forfeiture
Gunnell - Asset Forfeiture
Oh wait his brother fucked that one up. Nevermind. Both brothers are completely different but yet manage to be identical douche bags. They can meet on the border of 003/007 as neither of them will ever be allowed to be a WOL. Oh, nevermind again, The one in 003 will be on 1st watch for years to come.
God help them!
Just unplug him
So is Desmond
Mass exodus out of 006
Highly unlikely. Seeing as this may be the last class of the list it'll be some time before anyone moves out of their districts. There are way heavier people who have been Lts from this test still waiting in patrol hoping to make a jump into a unit. Also highly unlikely is taking 2 brand new Lt from the same district to move and leaving that district short handed possibly on the same watch. Never going to happen. Bets are most these Lts will be sitting in a district on first watch for the foreseeable future or until another class is made maybe in later 2026. Either way because you had a Cush spot before doesn't equate to getting a Cush spot later. Btw a big welcome to the second Lt coming to 017. Lt. Tim Schnoor has "voluntarily " left his spot at HQ. Tim's been a Lt awhile and this will be his FIRST time ever sitting in the WOL chair in a district. See Tim went from the Pattie Casey study group to being promoted in rank order on the test along with his wife IN THE SAME CLASS. (rankings may have had the couple as right next to each other) Wow. They should play the LOTTO. Then after being in the first class (or second I not entirely sure at this point ) the SCHNOORS were sent directly back to their UOA bypassing patrol. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Good luck 017.
-Stay tuned......
003 got fucked too
003 is a dump but now it will be twice the dump
Duignan just left the academy for 022. Berkowitz will get the academy spot and Duignan will eventually get commander of 022. Everyone at the academy already buzzing about it saying that him getting commander of 022 leaked out of the chief of patrols office. Snelling wants Berkowitz at the academy and he wants to take care of Duignan from the academy. Hein approved it about a month ago but wants Duignan to get some district time again before he gets made commander in December or January.
Officer in 006: “I don’t think there is anyway that 006 can possibly get any worse than it is right now.”
Cmdr Tate: “hold my beer, watch this!!”
017 has always had very few sups with a spine, those that were close to good flew the coop the minute they could
17 also he ave that crazy train wreck coming from poo 25... Have fun!!!
She was the 020th District Commander's CAPS sgt when they were both in 012
No one went to 007? What's up with that?
006 has been a train wreck for a lot of years.
Yeah I was ordered to make an arrest by a D.C. didn't work out to good for her because my Captain had my back.
yup. Give it 6 months or less and they will float right back...
Someone mad because they were held accountable once in there 5 year career no doubt.
017 you'll be fine.
Riga is scared of his own shadow.
(2) Champions of clout goung to 018. Must of been a draw lol. Not saying these are not good bosses just saying super clout red flag haha.
You should have seen and heard her sorority sisters hooting and hollering for her at a ceremony at the academy. Acting like she was given a high school diploma . They had to be shushed by Snelling as they continued to verbally act like she was the second coming of the Lord himself. Unreal. And so disrespectful to those whose name couldn’t be heard over their hooting.
But hey what do you expect from Assata ? Ugh. She is clueless on street duties. Good luck 006. She is the worst .
Don’t fool yourself,
018 and 001 ain’t what they used to be!
You’d rather be in 011/007 than 001!
Conlisk? Man that's even before my time and I'm ancient.
If they're related to the Superintendent Conlisk they're fourth generation CPD.
That's clout.
Special Events is not a Cush spot. IYKYK.
You interview
Jd is a tool. Couldn’t stand him in 002
006 has been destroyed for a while now
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