Monday, March 23, 2026

Hammer Time

That CTA rider with the two hammers that we posted about a few days ago....he's been identified:



Meet Eric F. Vinson and his THIRTY prior arrests for different levels of assault, with and without deadly weapons. But you know, "crime is down."

This guy doesn't just have a forehead....or a five-head. Hell, that thing is even beyond an eight-head. But it would make an excellent backstop if he approaches us anywhere on the public way.

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58 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish he would approach me.with his hammers. I would take those away from him, turn them sideways, and stick them right up his candy ass

3/23/2026 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like Rick Coyle hairline.

3/23/2026 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call him double tap

3/23/2026 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure that’s not Ronny Woo Woo?

3/23/2026 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

National Geographic ain't got nothing on this.

3/23/2026 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like if the Brady Bunch dropped to much acid and malt liquor.

3/23/2026 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truly a prime candidate for lead poisoning.

3/23/2026 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brandon is ready to add him to his gangbanger/parolee/violence reduction political army.

3/23/2026 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give Eric back his hammers and place him at 26th & California where he can sing and entertain.

“ If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening all over this land
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land, ooh.”

3/23/2026 01:19:00 AM  
Blogger JustHereForThePaycheck said...

Two to the chest and one to the head?

From 100 yards out. With a snub nose and my eyes closed.

3/23/2026 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to micro-stamp and register hammers. Require HOID cards, too.

3/23/2026 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope to never meet him on the CTA. The acting CTA President needs to ban certain people like this. My bet is that he was allowed to ride for free by CTA staff.

3/23/2026 04:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, I thought I was watching a weird version of the Brady bunch

3/23/2026 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is one fucked up hairline.

3/23/2026 05:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the c4azy guy Peter Griffin worked with at the brewery

3/23/2026 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a CTA sermon?

3/23/2026 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The cure for this disease comes at 1,250 feet per second

3/23/2026 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where those his 8th grade graduation pictures? no doubt was an honor roll student at cps

3/23/2026 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another bright eyed, bushy tailed American.

3/23/2026 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

re: "That CTA rider with the two hammers"

Well, with that forehead he's not microcephalic (Microcephaly - medical condition in which the brain does not develop properly resulting in a smaller than normal head.)

PS. I spent a few years working at a state/mental hospital in the AV dept and ran videos/movies for orientation of new staff. FWSH&TC if anybody knows that acronym.

3/23/2026 07:29:00 AM  
Blogger Sad police said...

Looks like that crazy Maria pappas calendar

3/23/2026 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s Keesing bandits captain for the midnight basketball unit

3/23/2026 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a Groot forehead.

3/23/2026 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MC Hammer is not amused by this shithead imposter.

3/23/2026 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dr. Crime Busta's Rx: Three doses of 125 gr Leadacillin, injected in the head and chest at 1250fps will cure Society of this disease.

3/23/2026 08:16:00 AM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

He has the Groot head.

3/23/2026 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of being in “Hammer Time,” what is going on with the dispatchers at the OEMC? Has anyone been fired? Has anyone quit in an effort to minimize the repercussions like jail time? Karma is a b@#ch! Someone asked this question in a previous discussion, “does the discharged loan have to be reported as income?” The answer is yes (for the majority of the dispatchers and everyone else who fraudulently obtained the loan or improperly used the loan proceeds). Mr. Tax Man, please set up shop at the Chicago OEMC to get your numbers, you will earn a promotion, rise through the ranks, and make a name for yourself, become the next Elliot Ness, “She gone! You miss me long time?”

I propose the the State of Illinois enact a yearly fee for not reporting and paying tax on the income. The state can impose a $2,000 fee that does not cover the preexisting statutory fines and income tax.

3/23/2026 08:31:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Some creature.

3/23/2026 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An obvious shape shifter from the Nebulon galaxy. They walk among us and are now revealing themselves. Haven't you seen " Men In Black"?

3/23/2026 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a life long criminal. Not fit to live in society.

3/23/2026 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agree!

3/23/2026 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on man

3/23/2026 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ollie 😂

3/23/2026 09:40:00 AM  
Blogger Smashmouth360 said...

With 70 pounds of dual lead ankle monitors he'd be great turtle food.

3/23/2026 09:42:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

He voted for Kamala.

3/23/2026 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop! Hammer Time.

3/23/2026 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One could take away one of his hammers and when he raised the other one to threaten you, be justifiably killed with his own hammer as in self-defense.

3/23/2026 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The feral animal needs to be put down

3/23/2026 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Appears to be a typical hoodrat.

3/23/2026 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t disparage Opie like that!!!!

3/23/2026 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bruh, does yo hairline always begin in the past??

3/23/2026 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, Eight head! I remember him from 7. Was kinda of a stroke. Called himself robocop.

3/23/2026 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


what this j-goffs needs a quote from clemenza from the movie :the godfather part 1 "
Don't forget. Two shots apiece in the head as soon as you come out."

3/23/2026 12:52:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

"Moustache-on-top-of-head" cut

3/23/2026 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do you deal with a pos like this after you wack him

Peter Clemenza, the jovial yet ruthless caporegime in The Godfather (1972), is famous for delivering the iconic line, "Leave the gun, take the cannoli,"

3/23/2026 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an ugly fool shitbird. The best da cronmutty has to offer. And we should live with these peoples? No thank you. Fuck all those leeches.

3/23/2026 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paul Kersey would love to meet this guy……..

3/23/2026 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like you need a hobby buddy.

3/23/2026 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She’s got on hats though

3/23/2026 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could we get his profile mugshot to see if that fivehead is a sloping one?

3/23/2026 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As much as I doubt the original claim at 100 yds, take another look at dudes forehead.
That melon is hard to miss at any range!

3/23/2026 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like his mama polished off a fifth of Early Times every day she was pregnant with this oxygen thief

3/23/2026 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I propose you take a break from the blog, stay on topic, anngggryyyyyyy

3/23/2026 10:11:00 PM  
Blogger Jaye Ryan OD said...

I m sending this/your excellent “ who is the CTA hammer maniac “ to my alderman ( I have my alderman s constituent liaison ) and other Chicago alderman along with a link to this CTA Hammer maniac video - along with a personal note ( I m using a pen name ).

Yeah I know this sounds lame , but IMO it s good practice in lobbying .

I might be joining John Kass by doing a Flight from Chicago move across the border to Indiana ( Munster ) and then I/we will
Be participating in local politics , neighborhood watches with a “ don t let Chicago s criminal anarchy and Libtard , woke , DEI BS happen in our still safe Indiana refuge .

Keep the faith brothers but how about updating your software ? You don t still use VHS tapes anymore do you ?

3/23/2026 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric Vinson just be another ugly fool shitbird from the ghetto. All the same. Haw?

3/23/2026 11:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead’s lil cousin from da wesside.

3/23/2026 11:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dump the snub and get a .45 and wouldn’t need to shoot so much.

3/24/2026 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry lightfoot’s other brother Larry.

3/24/2026 01:31:00 PM  

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