Oh No, Must be an Election!
A new Covid variant is spreading across the U.S. and it may be able to evade protection from current vaccines.
The variant, known as BA.3.2, has been detected in nasal swabs taken from four American travelers and clinical samples from five patients in four unidentified states. It’s also been found in three airplane wastewater samples and 132 wastewater samples taken in more than 20 states, suggesting that its reach is actually far more widespread than what scientists see right now.
Four cases!!!! SHUT IT DOWN!!!!
Wait, is it here?
- BA.3.2 has been found in California, Connecticut, Florida, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Missouri, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Nevada, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Wyoming, Louisiana, Michigan and Ohio.
AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Illinois!?!?!?! Quick, someone evacuate the governor's family to Florida and fly the daughter's horses down on a private flight!!!
How many dead already????
The variant was detected in hospitalized patients in December and January in three unidentified U.S. states.
The patients included two hospitalized older adults with additional health conditions - including one who had been admitted for heart care - and a young child who received outpatient care.
All of the patients survived and the researchers said detection in hospitalized patients does “not necessarily indicate that the variant causes more severe disease, nor does it establish any association with risk factors.”
Oh.
So 100% survivable, doesn't effect kids to the point of hospitalization and one of hte two hospitalized adults had a contributing health factor.
Just like the original virus.
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
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Hey Bud. Covid is back? Time to scam more free days off and head down south to my trailer park.
Speaking of crazy, the Loop has gone crazy tonight with teen takeovers. Down town is becoming a war zone. It’s blowing up right now with fights and shootings. The smoke and mirrors of down town being safe is over for him. The mayor slowly has his cabinet leaving. One saying he doesn’t like the police. Shocking.
There is no way that a journalist / reporter "investigated" this story on their own. Who did all that testing of "airplane watewater"? Who obtained all that data from "unidentified" states? Who put together the four "nasal swabs" and how many nasal swabs were taken? This is clearly a press release from an entity with an agenda to sell to us, but what entity is trying to sell this?
This is the same bulls@*t they pulled on the Trumper in his first term when the economy was doing great. Then look at what happened. The left will do absolutely anything to bring this president down.
Democrat’s spreading the crap.
Fifteen days to stop the spread....is it to much to ask ?
It's for the kids !
Went to the doctor’s office last week. Wasn’t asked to put on a mask or informed about this dreadful virus. Nothing to see here, carry on as usual.
JB Pritzkers newest excuse to declare an emergency in the state.
Governor disaster declaration will strike again! Illinois biggest billionaire and self appointed King!
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Just like the original virus.
And much like the flu as originally referenced
ok then,, give those honor roll criminals, oh I mean students, another year off of school so they beat, rob and murder more tourists downtown who are paying a higher hotel tax
Has anyone looked to see if the new disease was brought to Illinois by another CPS employee traveling abroad during the time they should have been working? Just like the last time.
Quick. Hide under your bed.
So it’s a cold…. Got it. Yeah, we’re not gonna fall for it again.
Love being retired in Florida!
15 days plus a year to make sure
Were the people vaccinated? Probably had 9 shot’s and got sick.
Stay home stay safe Chicago.
Dem kids at the teen takeover need somefin to do, raycis ass coronavirus, type shiit
Brandon inner circle is crumbling, the Feds are looking into City Hall. He seems to be more deranged by the day. Look for him to check into a psych ward shortly. Stay tuned.
I’m with you I’m ready to scam all the time I can is it possible to stay at the trailer park too you worthless POS
bad cold... drink fluids get rest move on
Porky can try to mandate shit again over it, but as before I will comply with ABSOLUTELY ZERO OF HIS PUBLIC HEALTH MANDATES OVER THE FAKE VIRUSES THEY ARE SPREADING.
This just a ploy to retain the mail in ballot system that favors the democrats. Take heart and stay your ground. November is coming soon.
Another covid strain??? I guess CPS is looking for more days off and zoom classes from the Carribean.
Funny the news said it was just a large crowd being monitored by bike police haha
I refuse the shot are they gonna round us up and put us in camps but o no you can't put illegals in a deportation shelter. This country needs an enema. Democrats need to be exterminated
The “ flu spread didn’t work for this winter like they wanted” by February people quit taking about it like it disappeared.
Exactly. And guess what? I hope the Department tries some of the same stupid shit they pulled last time. If they try to fuck up my program in any capacity, I have DOZENS of positive Covid tests in the freezer. Each one will be good for at least 5 days on the medical. So bring it on, Conehead and CPD Brassholes. May I suggest taking several tests and keeping them in the event you or a family member contract the Chinese Flu? I always win. Always. Everyone should do the same.
And yes… I’M ADVOCATING A JOB ACTION. Now come and find me, you stupid motherfuckers. I dare you.
Quick, someone evacuate the governor's family to Florida and fly the daughter's horses down on a private flight!!!
That was her boyfriend
I came down with co-vid just before Thanksgiving. One of worst caught I have ever had. Still today I still am coughing. Got a cat scan of my lungs yesterday
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