Nice Weekend Conehead
Four people were shot, three fatally, Friday afternoon on the city's West Side, Chicago police said.
Four people were near the sidewalk in the 4000-block of West Maypole Avenue in West Garfield Park just before 4:45 p.m., when an unknown vehicle approached them, CPD said.
At least two suspects got out with guns and fired shots at the victims, police said.
Usually on a summer Friday, we'd toss up a "prediction post" speculating on potential weekend shooting/homicide totals. An April post would be a bit earlier than expected PLUS this shooting happened outside of the hours we'd usually set for counting - 1700 hours on Friday until 0001 hours Monday. This triple occurred at 1645 hours and then the weekend temps are scheduled to dip back down into the 50s.
April is shaping up to spike Conehead's stress levels.
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
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Arthur Loevy, Chicago lawyer who worked police misconduct, wrongful conviction cases with his son, dead at 87
The city is screwed. A bunch of incompetent bosses and people in charge of the city. The city is doomed!
"April Fools" pretty much describes the Shitty...
April is shaping up to spike Conehead's stress levels.
Does BCBS IL cover all these late night visits to the shrink? Asking for a taxpayer.
Just how many baby mamas were left behind? How many shorties will growed up without a father? Very sad
For the street memorial, I have purchased three teddy bears, a basketball, three pairs of Nike gym shoes, a case of assorted empty liquor bottles (Hennessey, Courvoisier, Remy, Bumpy Face & Boones Farm), 5 star premium dispensary all taxes paid weed in a giant bereavement blunt, and three One-Fifty hats complete with dangling authentication designer label tags. The commemorative mylar remembrance custom balloons are on hold until the flower shop can confirm the spelling of the not so commonly spelled and pronounced first names.
One of the residents said they was used to drugs being dealt on every corner but not three assassinations while getting your hair did. The resident added that the area was being gentrified and improvements occur a little bit at a time.
They were filming a sequel. Barbershop 3
Should have led with shooting happened outside “Just Faded”
liberal news will report:
and in yet another peaceful night in Chicago there happened to be another "gun violence" incident in the humbolt park area,,,,,, and now for the weather
Chicago never disappoints, it is a killing field.
Not even official Summer yet and already the bodies are stacking up here in Stalingrad on the Lake.
One of the victims was shot 30 times…….
He cares more about illegals and men in dresses than he does for these people, yet they will still vote for him.
Too bad, so sad. Loevy, Nothing but scumbags.
30 times?? Congrats, he passed qualifications, something even our own officers cant do!
Good Riddance to that scumbag.
Is this the same barber shop that Conehead gets his daily $400 hair cut?
Shitbird, shitbird law firm. Shitbird kids. Shitbirds.
And Satan welcomed him with open arms!
Haaa!
You made me spit out my coffee laughing this morning.
You Sir have been to a memorial or two!
Mayor Sleestak needs to go! Since a lot of cops are married to CTU criminals, I blame you!
Thats racist. Why no Tequila?
gentrified means Karen is moving in, she gonna fix it all
Well, Conehead is truly an imbecile. So, we still have that. The fact is that there is NO plan here. Nothing to attempt to control crime or keep it in check. Conehead is hanging on a hope and a prayer that crime will not occur. If there were a crime initiative, don't you think the patrol division would know about it?
as the murders in east garfield park continue
30 rounds hitting their target. That has to be some sort of a record
"Victims all related that they heard shots, then felt pain. Nearby witnesses refused to cooperate further with the police investigation."
Nothing to see hear crime is down. Let's bad mouth trump now.
Rest In Piss
Slight overkill, but effective.
Rest in Piss Artie
I just pissed myself reading this. I guess stereotypes are a real thing.
In all honesty, does anyone even give a shit ?
SECOND BEST NEWS IVE HEARD THIS WEEK!
C White dead, now this douche!
The world has gotten just a little better!!
musta had a compensated switch-enabled firearm with a LASER sight ... /sarc
I blame all the triggers. Others will blame the guns. These triggers are out of control.
Lets see. Three West Garfield Park entrepreneurs sit in the salon's high chairs, don their non ballistic hair cutting capes and let their hairdressers do the doo and then just like that Bam Bam Bam. Three entrepreneurs are sunsetted with strays and sprays from A.K.s during the day before they could pay, hey, hey.
When entering military time, no need to post an extra minute to the time, 0000 starts the next day, no need to say/type 0001.
Wow, so the FOID+CCL holding shooter had to re-load 3x, using 10-round limited magazines?
witness on scene who said he was an unemployed, gay, black actor said the 2 shooters were white guys wearing hoods with robes and wearing MAGA hats
He looked one hundred twenty five years ago
what a waste of serialized ammo
CPD stats are as legitimate as pro wrestling.
And now the important stuff: Our beloved Conehead, surrounded by an army of lick spittle pretend police, is safe. Other than constant "nervous breakdowns" things are well!!
They don’t want to make another mistake like that Joey “Peeps” deb-icle.
What no airbrushed T-shiirts???
Pro wrestling isn't legit?
But my Real Estate Agent told me this is West Humboldt Park?….
Don't forget the tee shirt with the deceased's picture and nickname.
BLM out to burn and loot?
He's got a special place in hell as Satan's bitch.
This was a good shooting, 75% fatality. Wish all ghetto ass shootings had the same fatality rate.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 we’ve been expecting you
Someone didn’t recognize sarcasm
https://cwbchicago.com/2021/05/prosecutors-man-had-auto-fire-gun-while-on-bail-for-trying-to-kill-a-cop-and-escaping-from-electronic-monitoring.html
Kenneth Bell was the guy with 32 gsw's. How was he even out of jail already?
Lololol. The best comment of the day.
BLM to bonehead cone head. only if you're a member of his family jajaja bwahaha bwana
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