It's That Time Again

Are you boosted?

• Although foodborne pathogens have been in the spotlight all summer, another highly contagious virus is surging in the United States: coronavirus. A new wave of COVID-19 is sweeping the country, with cases on the rise in nearly every state.

  As of Aug. 19, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that COVID infections are growing or likely growing in 48 states and declining in zero states.

  COVID-19 activity is still considered low, nationally, the CDC says. However, rates are increasing quickly across the country, especially in the South and West.

Remember, there are still people stupid enough to fall for this shit, but if you don't have (A) a depressed immune system or (B) two or more comorbidities, you're chances of survival are about 100%.

Rumors starting up that Snelling will be back to help strip everyone for not getting this year's version of the Clot Shot, which reduce your chances to about 98.6%.