Saturday, August 29, 2026

The Grappler Deployed

Suburban Oak Brook is trying out a new tool:

  • It took multiple police departments and multiple efforts, but law enforcement in the suburbs finally stopped a moving van that fled from officers this week.

    Oak Brook police successfully deployed their "grappler" device to stop the van.

    The device uses a bumper mounted net and tether to stop a vehicle.

    The chase happened on the southbound Tri-State Tollway on Monday night, police said.

There are some videos out there where the physics involved end up tearing the entire rear axle assembly off of the fleeing vehicle, which is hilarious....and effective.

It also means you'll never see anything like this in Chicago. 

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33 Comments:

Blogger Anonymous said...

IL court system will deploy "The Releaser" to counter the Grappler.

8/29/2026 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous ASSMAN009 said...

Hey Bud, Back in my day we would pull out the mossberg assault shotgun and blow the tires out back at cook county department of corrections.

8/29/2026 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O/T:

Do-Not-Call list eliminated.

https://hoodline.com/2026/08/cook-county-ditched-its-police-do-not-call-list-and-defense-lawyers-are-alarmed/

8/29/2026 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, that was awesome!

8/29/2026 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We’re ran by police hating teens, liberal idiots in their early 20’s, 2 “community organizers” thieves, Ms. Wortham & 1 old retired nutjob Sgt. That’s who makes our policy. Should’ve seen the recent community meeting! They’d never approve this. They cried about CPD doing ANY stops. UNBELIEVABLE

8/29/2026 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It also costs about $5K per grappler deployed, not including the original installation of the required equipment.

8/29/2026 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oak Brook and all those burbs that way, are in chased once or twice a week, remember when cpd use to be the dept to be

8/29/2026 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It also means you'll never see anything like this in Chicago."
Too bad, so sad.
Many fun videos of The Grappler on YouTube.
Chicago could make some money to remodel the mayor's wife's office from Y-T videos and goofy merch sales.
Think of all the new payrollers they could hire to supervise merch sales and manage the video collection.
Also, MIDNIGHT GRAPPLER demos to keep the children off the street, with the CPD Union food truck to feed the hungry...

8/29/2026 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s cool. Surprised it was done Chicago area.

8/29/2026 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The powers that be here in Chicago , are too stupid to come up with anything effective to help stop fleeing vehicles ! They just keep regurgitating the same plays, like cancelled days off hoping nothing crazy really happens until they can make their way to the gold braid pension !

8/29/2026 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Oak Brook Police get all the cool toys.

8/29/2026 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amusing because its true!

8/29/2026 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grappler be racist

8/29/2026 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing you need are the citizens willing to end crime by supporting police. It's not the department, it's the citizens who are at fault here. The victim myth is the issue.

8/29/2026 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous CPD Supt. Ret. said...

I'm outraged that they would use my nickname for their obviously racist device...

8/29/2026 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The personal injury lawyers are drooling.

8/29/2026 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charge the perp. Any assets take them.

8/29/2026 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw a short but great FB reel yesterday of the Florida Highway Patrol dealing with cars and motorcycles. The motorcycle wheelie asshats on expressways and cars doing donuts in intersections are a specialty. They will chase and put you in a ditch in a heartbeat!

8/29/2026 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haven’t heard any of your stories lately hope all is well now go back to the trailer park you useless POS

8/29/2026 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip! Updated for 2026! Grip!

8/29/2026 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grapple on! Grapple off! The Grappler!

8/29/2026 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop with the bullshit and just process my prisoner I can’t listen to your stories anymore

8/29/2026 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

grapplers are racist,,,, need to start a tsss card on racial make up of those who are grappled

8/29/2026 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

😭😭😭

8/29/2026 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Chicago is too sissified to do that.

8/29/2026 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard this is one of the Keesing Bandit’s specialty moves after a few white wine spritzers back at his loft.

8/29/2026 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You hurt my ears

8/29/2026 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Grappler work in snow/ ice covered road? Talk to Ontario Provincial Police, Surete de Quebec, and other Canadian Police which experimented with Grappler a few years ago.
The problem is Ground Clearance, both on the Police Vehicle which has Grappler installed, as well as on the forward- protruding part of Grappler as it is deployed when a few years behind the Crook.

8/29/2026 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s a perp ?

8/29/2026 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keesing Bandit throws you in "The Grappler," you ain't getting away...

8/30/2026 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trapper will never be used in Chicago. That really is for expressways and rural areas.

8/30/2026 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I go back to the 60’s and that never happened

8/30/2026 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A "perp" is someone between a burp and a blech. Now back to the basement and the video games.

8/30/2026 02:49:00 PM  

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