Tuesday, October 20, 2026

Bodies Piling Up

Bad weekend, hundreds dead:

  • As millions of migratory birds passed through Chicago over the weekend, at least 1,000 of them ended up dead and injured after colliding into buildings.

    The fall bird migration hits its peak in October, and Chicago sits along one of North America’s biggest migratory paths. And thanks to favorable weather over the weekend, over 5 million migratory birds passed through Cook County Friday night alone.

    About 25 volunteers with the Chicago Bird Collision Monitors were out Saturday collecting dead and injured birds, said Annette Prince, the organization’s director.

Wait.....birds? We thought it said....nevermind.

Damn....back to regularly scheduled programing. 

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32 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s times like these where the FOP food truck would come in handy.

10/20/2026 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lunch is served at the local homeless shelter!

10/20/2026 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm certain there is a contingent of liberal individuals willing to take up this cause over dead humans

10/20/2026 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

25 million birds....Gotta be a way to tax them or charge them a toll....

10/20/2026 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"About 25 volunteers with the Chicago Bird Collision Monitors were out Saturday collecting dead and injured birds, said Annette Prince, the organization’s director."
Who collects the Conehead Corpuses from the public way.

10/20/2026 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberals will care about this far more than the dozens of young minorities shot by other young minorities they claim to want to help this week.

10/20/2026 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember seeing about 10 dead one morning at 26 cal while going to use the bathroom on the first floor.

10/20/2026 04:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Bird Collision Monitors. wtf is this? Another government funded money grab?

10/20/2026 04:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1000 out of 5 Million!!!???
That’s not too bad!!!

10/20/2026 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seeing that there was no description of the birds should one just assume?????

10/20/2026 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cooked right those birds are some good eating.

10/20/2026 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even birds are not safe in Chicago

10/20/2026 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's actually quite sad that happens to all the birds. Annette is a wonderful person and a friend to CPD. She helps so many animals. If any officer ever finds an injured bird, please reach out to her. She always helps and has volunteers all over the city that can respond. She and I have mutually helped each other with animals that needed help throughout my CPD career. She really does great work.

10/20/2026 08:12:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Woohoo!

10/20/2026 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hardly. I've met a few of their volunteers and they're essentially a broke volunteer organization. They do take live or dead birds - the dead birds are for research at the Field Museum.

10/20/2026 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seconded. She's all over the city and if you've ever met her, she's definitely not "grifting". One of their volunteers in 018 is OGA, allegedly.

10/20/2026 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PETA
People eating tasty animals

10/20/2026 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure it's Trumps' fault. His Big Beautiful Building blinds them! Not any other buildings just Trump Tower.

10/20/2026 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe the city should hire some violent crash interrupters for those birds

10/20/2026 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice, thank you for your efforts✅

10/20/2026 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KFC is extremely happy...spicy anyone??

10/20/2026 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bet they are super exciting to talk to at a party.

10/20/2026 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Especially when they are flying into all these energy efficient buildings with their all glass exteriors. Bring back the brick and stone to buildings. (This message was brought to you by the International Bricklayers Union).

10/20/2026 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you go after the wind farms? They kill alotta birds too!

10/20/2026 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See? Crime is down!

10/20/2026 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoa then over here france and italy are burning, soon to come here if the democrats steal the midterms, and look at this macron (The coward) leaves on his jet from the france terrorism, bet President Trump would stay and help us to clean up the democratic created mess when it comes here! Vote red!
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/macron-jets-riot-torn-france-gulf-trip-political-pressure-mounts

10/20/2026 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Precisely, squirrels, rabbits and rodents too

10/20/2026 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Birds got nest jacked!

10/20/2026 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw the linked story in the Sun-Times. The picture shows all the birds in plastic baggies. That’s like running with the dry cleaning bag over your face.
Flying in the bags is just as dangerous

10/20/2026 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special tis week at Korean buffet!

10/20/2026 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m on a plant based diet…..meat packing plant.

10/20/2026 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry, in a few years those high rises downtown will become public housing and eventually all the windows will be broken and the birds can rest or fly through

10/23/2026 01:02:00 PM  

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