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Englewoodians?

Hey Englewoodians - are you getting the message yet? You don't matter to the Machine any more:

• Chicago Fire Department union officials are calling for city leaders to address a vehicle shortage as they say some fire stations are currently operating without proper equipment.

  A large lot filled with city vehicles in need of repair takes up more than a city block on the South Side. It is filled with ambulances, trucks and fire engines.

  While the repair lot is full, the fire station down the street in the heart of Englewood, one of the busiest stations in the city, has no fire truck.

As Larritorious is a Englewoodian native, word is that he'll be equipping squad cars with fire extinguishers, hydrant keys and buckets to provide immediate rudimentary fire protection due to CFD shortages.

• It will be called Law Enforcement Fire and Rescue Training.

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