Always on Camera

It almost never matters....but sometimes it does. And when you're CPD, you ought to be aware of that possibility:

• Last November, prosecutors charged her with felony false report, saying she reported being robbed of $5,000 behind her home when, in fact, no robbery occurred.

  The nine-year CPD veteran called 911 on September 23, 2023, and claimed that a man robbed her near her garage in the 8000 block of South Wabash.

  “Give me everything you got!” the robber supposedly ordered while holding her at gunpoint.

  Williams told responding officers that her surveillance cameras weren’t working. Unfortunately for Williams, her neighbor’s cameras worked just fine, showing that no robbery took place, prosecutors said.

She resigned and as CWB points out, she still didn't get the treatment Juicy Smollet got for something far worse. She must not know Mrs Sparklefarts.