What's "Beyond Useless"?
Because it now seems the fbi isn't just f#$%ing up what passes for "investigations," they're actively assisting in undermining their own declining reputation:
- ISIS-inspired New Orleans terrorist Shamsud-Din Jabbar kept a
bomb-making workbench in his ramshackle Texas trailer home — where a
Quran was left open on a page about “slaying” in the name of Allah,
exclusive photos obtained by The Post show.
Jabbar’s north Houston home was filled with chemical residue and chemical bottles, while an inventory of items seized by the FBI — left behind by investigators who raided his house on Wednesday — included a long list of compounds used in bomb-making.
His Quran was propped atop a bookshelf, a centerpiece in his living room, and open to a passage reading, “they fight in Allah’s cause, and slay and are slain; a promise binding…”
The media - in this case, the New York Post - gained entry into the bomb-makers apartment and found leftover bomb making material and tools, a copy of the koran - opened to a specific passage about slaughtering infidels, and a computer with god knows what on the hard drive....the fbi doesn't know because they didn't take it.
Compare this to the tranny shooter in Tennessee where the feebs took every electronic devices possible, all manuscripts (which they they hid from the police and public) and anything else that wasn't nailed down.
Why leave this stuff behind? What narrative are they attempting to create?
Anyone remember serial killer John Wayne Gacy? In a warehouse on the southwest side, not too far from 26/Cal, a large portion of the Gacy home floor that covered the crawl space - with the trap door still in the frame - was in storage for decades after Gacy's conviction and still there years after his execution. It might be there still for all we know, but our contacts have long since retired.
That was an investigation by Des Plaines PD, a suburban department with far less resources than the fbi, and they actually inventoried and preserved a portion of the house. But here's the fbi, in 2025, leaving behind enough material that, in the hands of a school board parent or a conservative Christian, would somehow land them in federal prison for life.
UPDATE: This was all after the New York Post actually beat the fbi to the house by a few hours. The Babylon Bee had some fun with it:
- In a formal statement, the FBI has called on Internet sleuths,
particularly X users, to please stop solving crimes before they have a
chance to do so.
The statement comes just hours after X users discovered all suspects and motives related to the recent terror attacks in New Orleans and Las Vegas.
The fbi has forgotten how to investigate terrorism.
Labels: terrorism, un-fucking-believable
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those obama bin laden muslims are so peaceful
https://youtu.be/LdHLwRnkjqw?si=1t5JcCiSDtZ8UFn7
The fbi left behind a bunch of chemicals so that the NY Post would find them?
Then opened the Quran to a certain page too?
I could see that happening .
The fbi has forgotten how to investigate terrorism. - Is that the case? Or, perhaps they are filled with unqualified idiots who were hired because they fill a DEI quota?
Memories. The m.o sounds familiar
September 21, 2010 (CHICAGO)
Agents say the suspect thought he was planting an explosive device and that he was not highly skilled but motivated. The terror suspect allegedly hoped that a bomb attempt in Wrigleyville would shake up the political landscape and get Chicago Mayor Richard Daley out of office, however, the plot was an FBI setup.
The alleged bomb plot was to take place while Wrigleyville was packed with thousands of people. On Saturday night into early Sunday morning, Clark Street was crowded, as many people had just left the Dave Matthews Band concert at Wrigley Field. The FBI says 22-year-old Sami Hassoun, originally from Lebanon, placed what he believed was a backpack filled with explosives in a trash can in front of Slugger's Sports Bar.
"The bars were crowded Saturday night. Whether it is Dave Matthews or not, there are restaurants and bars around there all full," said Steven Strauss, owner of Slugger's. "It is a nightlife area. It would have been a terrible tragedy."
The bomb in the backpack turned out to be a fake, supplied to Hassoun by undercover agents. Investigators say he believed he would be paid for carrying out an attack and hoped it would lead to revolution in Chicago, take Daley out of office and "put some of our guys in....
The "DEI" FBI hire had trouble taking her nose ring out.
That's why it took so long for her to get there.
Forgotten? No. The FBI says, “I’d rather not.”
Kirkpatrick. Was she working on CPD once years ago Called Granny?…
The FBI has been over rated for decades. They are not the smartest. They are not the most capable. They hide their dirty laundry all the time.
The organization is filled with incompetent agents that have hidden in plain sight and never been held accountable.
Agents work a few cases a year and get their pay bump.
Half of all their cases are laid out for them by locals.
Most have never been working detectives anywhere.
Their culture was poisoned by elite leftists who put personal agenda and ego first. Not the good of the country.
DEI and political ambitions have poisoned their culture.
They have a great PR machine that they hide behind.
Perhaps they should be placed under a federal oversite?
DEI and kiss ass fake phony fucks who don't know how to do shit. We got plenty in our own ramks
The FBI isn't interested in crimes that they don't instigate themselves.
This country needs a lot of fixing…….
How is Ann Kirkpatrick the leader of the New Orleans PD??🤔
To incoming FBI Director Kash Patel: the best thing you can do is to disband the FBI-and it's as simple as defunding them. No one trusts them, the trust in the agency will never come back. Anything the FBI does can be one by Homeland Security.
Trump is going to need 8 years, not 4, to straighten this gov't out!
nope,,,, the fbi did not forget how to investigate terrorism,,,, it's just that they have been ordered by the democRATS to only go after those "white Christians and parents of school kids"
More to come about this coward POS IS terrorist
Basically they hire lawyers , accountants and now weirdo dei and rainbow people. They do not want real police. So that is the outcome.
They are all too busy getting nose rings.
You need to go show them how to do an investigation. You did it so well for CPD. LOL
Todays FBI treat these events as a 'political' incident rather than a 'criminal' one...
Focusing on how it will affect their masters narrative, not in solving the crime & bringing the perpetrator to justice...
It's all starting to sound a little too convenient, especially LV. That diatribe he put together was crap, and after the drone mystery the government setup, it sounds to me like a coup is underway....
OT. WASHINGTON – President Joe Biden plans to sign the Social Security Fairness Act into law on Sunday afternoon, the White House announced Friday night
What’s “Beyond Useless”, you ask?
99% of CPD’s exempt staff, aka the Gold Star Bossholes.
Ditto the city council.
Ditto the CPS and CTU.
They didn't want to be called Islamophobic so they didn't look hard.
FBI of Mayberry?
It’s 4D chess man. The FBI took pictures of the Koran and “the page” for evidence. The USA does not want to deal with the FOIA requests that ask how many thousand Korans they have in inventory. This way the USA can say we have no Korans in inventory.
I know 2 FBI personal on scene in the big easy. They are totally pro American and pro patriot nuclear family with 0 kids with nose rings, tattoos, or purple hair but 3 kids each that go to state colleges and they pay full tuition.
America
They haven't forgotten how..they have been ordered not to. Any narrative that runs counter to "white supremacy" being "the biggest threat" is suppressed. What do we actually know about the boy who shot Trump in Pennsylvania? "Nothing to see here!!" Check out the Sean Ryan clip posted yesterday regarding the SF operator who blew up the cyber truck...pretty chilling stuff.
They just changed the definition of terrorism just like they changed the definition of man/woman. Now terrorism only applies to straight white people.
“The fbi has forgotten how to investigate terrorism.” SCC
The fbi assists terrorism.
Fixed it for ya!
The FBI needs to be disbanded they are pathetic, and act like private security for the corrupt ass socialist communist Democratic Party !
Occasionally when fed agents were intrigued/amazed at what local LEOs accomplished, Farley would respond, "we're the real police."
Sleepy Joe while vacationing at both St. Croix or Delaware this week leaked that an elite team of his best DEI-FBI agents has been dispatched to New Orleans. These legal commandos are equivalent to a SEAL Team 6 for the premiere law enforcement agency. These are the top fifteen aren't we so special agents that stormed Nascar's Talladega Superspeedway garage searching for evidence of the federal crime of racism on a previously installed on garage door rope pulldown. Thousands of hours logged by investigator revealed no crime but dirtied up the largest spectator sport as the feds exercised their absolute control.
The big guy, Mr. ten percenter lunch bucket Joe, is expected to update the nation on the NOLA investigation while vacationing in Rome reading his prepared statement from a teleprompter after a scheduled 8+ hour confession session with an actual big guy Pope conducted in Latin. Sleepy Joe is requesting forgiveness and divine intervention for his many overlooked sins, both national and international.
Still the funniest thing I've heard in 2025 so far is the phrase, "The FBI is currently investigating." {Honk Honk} Clown World!
Just coming out of a coma, are ya?
I use to work with FBI guys long ago. Good guys back then. None of this DEI woke shit was going on. Never had contact with their corrupt leaders. Now I’m retired and never see them. They are probably retired too and disgusted too. I can’t believe what an untrustworthy disgrace the FBI has become. I wouldn’t even say hello to one of them. They all disgust me. American embarrassment. It will take Kash Patel more than 4 years to fix them.
Sweet I’ll get 2756.32 a month.
He's got 12.
Forever Beyond Incompetent
This is society now. Everything is reverse broken windows and what was crazy yesterday is normal today. When you end your day and you aren't thankful for the things that happened but you're thankful for certain things that didn't happen, that is a crazy world. There's no old adage about how to save the frog in the boiling pot of water...
Lame Duck session and it passed HR 82. Please remember all the Senators and House members that voted no on this when election for them comes up.
Given Elon Muck’s association with the incoming president and the location of the Las Vegas incident outside a Trump hotel, it is worth saying again that you should be able to stay in a building linked to the president and park near a Cybertruck without having to fear for your life or develop some kind of personal protection plan. Intemperate political extremists should take heed.
Biden to sign Social Security Fairness act on 5 jan 25 at 1500 hrs.to be live on CSPAN.Thank GOD!!!
DEI expert , I'm afraid that we are looking at Shitcago's response to a event like this!!! Too make bosses promoted because of they fill a DEI niche.
Same way she was damn close here
And the FBI initiated an investigation against conservative Catholics who attended Latin Mass. Fuck you and your 2 FBI buddies
He will run again. Said he would if the country wanted him. Also don’t forget about Donald Trump JR he is in the wings for sure.
I still occasionally see a couple FBI agents I worked with more than 20 years ago- they are disgusted at what has happened to the bureau under Obama and Biden. Their old outfit would not tolerate the nose-ring woman who could barely speak and was the ASAC in NOLA.
Exactly, and we’re worried about everything, but this sunken ship.
Warms my heart to see Granny getting the attention she deserves. /sarcasm
Done in the 1990's. Detectives and Sgts. were detailed to the FBI's Murder Task Force and Violent Crimes T.F. for several years. They were not able to make arrests as most were attorneys and accountants. The U.S. Attorneys basically directed them and if it wasn't a case where the U.S. Attorney would not make headlines, even the outfit guys were not arrested. How would you like to make out a written plan of arrest, number of personnel to be used, exit and alternate exit plans and the address of the closed hospital all needed approval BEFORE you left the office. Not too many arrests. Oh, and I forgot, one of the U.S. Attorneys was none other than Beetlejuice. How's that for leadership. Hasn't gotten any better since.
Let us hope we will live long enough to collect our back payment (from Jan 1, 2024) and see the new payment amounts. Saw a video from a former employee of the SS administration. He said we could see the money possibly in February 2026. Government moves slowly to pay its citizens, not the illegals or send money to the Taliban, Ukraine or some other 3rd world country that makes "donations" to our rulers.
That is a question one could look up on their own. So the poster is either a child, a troll, but not a cop.
Old timer told me that the FBI comes to town, steals your case, holds a new conference, leaves, and six weeks later your dog has puppies. I don’t know if this true.
EXCEPT when they are trying to create a false narrative about a President and keep him out of the White House. Then they are top notch.
The only FBI agent I ever had respect for was Jimmy Stewart.
Hey don’t fu me. The point was that there are good apples in a bad bucket. Just like CPD, there are bad apples and good apples. Get rid of DEI in America and things will be MUCH better.
Sad but sure appears to be true!
Barney Fife would have done a better job....
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