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Not ours, but sent to us by many:
If they spike strip the driver side, that thing is going over....twice.
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posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
Thursday, August 28, 2025
If they spike strip the driver side, that thing is going over....twice.
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73 Comments:
Lordy.....LOL...
This isn’t accurate. It’ll be terminated by a sergeant
Bet that car smells like stale ass and weed....
That poor chevy......
Concerned Citizen here....
Can they get them for some type of weight limit for the car and road...
Retired CPD in Oklahoma says...
Be great to see the car stop, front wheels fall off. Then Lardass pops the door open and makes a waddle for it.....As the harpoons are broken out.
Flashing back to the Conehead, sitting in the the car saying "Call your Boss, You know who I AM "
Stay safe and go home...
Someone Loves you.
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That’s about right! Love it! Awesome picture!
Two dumb ass Marxists destroying our lives and savings.
🤣
FatAss taking Conehead to the hospital!
These two jackasses are running scared from Trump.
How does fatass even fit in that car?? Isn't that car too racist for Conehead since its white????
pwickster does not know how to drive, he has always had a chauffer,,,, so it should be conehead driving while wearing a hat and pwickster in the back seat eating
Should have The Rolling Stones I’m heading for my “19th Nervous Breakdown” blaring from the passenger window.
Anyone else notice Fatass is losing some weight. Probably taking the zempic so he can look presidential.
How many cpd coppers does conehead have is it over 200+? Then trust fund baby jb walking around by the bean downtown area, saying how safe it is,with his platoon of plain clothes troopers watching his fat ass such a hypocrite! Hippo!
Why hasn’t Fox News or someone else pickup on if Chicago is so safe why does the mayor need 150 sworn officers on his bodyguard detail?
Ford
"As the harpoons are broken out"
Very nice, thank you.
Pritzker and Johnson...Dumb & Dumber II
Ford
where's the refer smoke wafting out the windows?
Are they towing the Horse Trailer?
Likely overweight on license plate, gross vehicle weight rating, and maybe even on elevated structure(s) ($$$). Is that the theme from "Cops" we hear playing in the background???
THANKS so much for a well needed laugh! I don't think the Gov and Mayor would get the joke!
Send the Troops‼️
That Chevy is Raggedy!
OT:
Hey President Trump, FIRE the head of ATF NOW !!
https://saf.org/atf-says-concealed-carry-puts-everyone-involved-at-risk/
But I'm not sure if it's the crushing mass of Pritzker or the buoyant helium in Johnson's head that's causing the listing. Maybe a combination of both.
Fatass is slimming down for his run for president
Conehead better be hoping that Gov. Lardass doesn't shit fart on himself....
OT: So is Hein now seeking help? Intoxication of duty? This story got buried quick!
It’s not nice to make fun of a persons weight. Don’t you guys have any manners??? Not everyone can look like Big Pimp!!!
speaking of weight, the airlines want to charge for those who tip the scales
does that mean the barely 100 lbs get a discount, pigsters limbs weigh more
than I do
https://order-order.com/tag/asylum-freebiegate/
Does Illinois and Chicago have similar programs for illegals?
they are on the i 290 heading toward the golden corral buffet in cicero ill tuesday all you can eat half off
What a hoopdie!
Balloon Head is driving conehead to mental institution. Barry say conehead could be my son. Circus fatman say JB could be my son.
Info for Jcats UCOPS
https://projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/organizations/821458929/202403209349211495/full
Look at revenue vs expenses
Took in $96,000 and change but spent $106,000 and change.
Most telling part of the $106,000 in expenses was only $7,000 spent on “grants”
Over 80% of expenses went to professional fees and contractors.
Do tell Jcat, how does this benefit us?
From their website
UCOPS was formed to impact policy and the national conversation on policing and public safety; bringing people together, connecting law enforcement and citizens, and building relationships to keep our communities safe.
Do we not have a master political action guy at captains pay Mike Costentino? Isn’t his job to impact policy? We also have a National Lodge that impacts policy at the national level.
WTF is going on?
Conehead: The Bronco is listing heavily on the left sir...and were almost out of gas and money.
Gov Lardass...Full speed ahead!
Trump: You cant run forever...
The cook county sheriffs Police Department manages the street operations and deployment of the West Suburban Enhanced Drug and Gang Enforcement (W.E.D.G.E.) Task Force. W.E.D.G.E. is currently comprised of seven Cook County jurisdictions: Berwyn, River Forest, Riverside, North Riverside, Forest Park, Oak Park and Elmwood Park.
and yes they are well aware of yoyos dope dealing niece n boyfriend
Because it is not true.
Pimp or Blimp?
I had HS football coach with a stature similar to the prickster. He rode around practice in it to get around faster. Looked just like the ford in the pic. Even when he wasn’t in it. Totally murdered its suspension.
Dumb and Dumber find that remark offensive.
FatAss has the nervous shits! Hence the weight loss. He knows the Feds are coming to Shitcago
How quickly we forget. Porkulous is driving the white Bronco. Gonna need new shocks!
You seriously don't know about the Ford Bronco chase? You must be young.
He's a hippo-crite all right.
There's a whole other thread about that. You're not going to be "that guy" who posts the same thing over and over in threads that have nothing to do with the subject you want to post about, are you?
Look closer.
Rumor has it that Gov Fat ass gave a speech downtown and shart his pants while at the podium. Apparently Ozempic gives one diarrhea. Can anyone confirm..? Can you imagine the size of the stain in his drawers?
Can’t terminate a federal chase. Especially if it’s the POTUS! Smart guy
Off Topic: ANOTHER 12 yr old shot in Chicago today. Thanks Brandon.
Not making fun of persons of weight . Making fun of A-holes!!
Get ready happy Labor Day here they come
https://chicago.suntimes.com/city-hall/2025/08/28/chicago-police-national-guard-ice-donald-trump-brandon-johnson-jb-pritzker-larry-snelling
"The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."
https://youtu.be/b8xbT_4Q4qg
Is he looking for campaign contributions to bring back shot spotter. Put shot spotter in Asian ,Caucasian and Hispanic neighborhoods. We want the police to stop bad guys with guns .
Willie Wilson said send the Troops‼️ https://www.youtube.com/live/ICXZCWzhxBk?si=88VYcsNRNvqKUus6
These demoncratic politicians allowing this lawlessness in our cities are the actual insurrectionists. They are doing the bidding for the deepstate players above them like Sorazz & Schw@b. Let’s hope this NG deployment actually is a ruse, and the seditious politicians will actually be scooped up.
Ozempic causes constipation so that sounds made up.
Or baiting the replies......
Kinda miss the old jib-jabs
Anyone catch ole’ possum head j-fled on tv Father Time has not been good to him
At least he was busting jb the prick
"they are on the i 290 heading toward the golden corral buffet "
I heard on the radio that Fat Ass was driving in downtown and rolled down his window to ask "How to get to 290?"
And was quickly told to lose about 100 pounds!
Are they wearing their seat belts?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Time for spike strips or a PIT maneuver.
Hat to see what Fatass has for his tailor bills.
Im sure Conehead hates Prickster since he is white and the Gov...a wanna be.
At my age a picture like this makes me go weeeeeeee all over my self.
Fact check: Ozempic can cause side effects, especially gut-related symptoms, like nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. About 8% of people experience diarrhea while taking Ozempic.
OVER/UNDER for MASS shootings in Chicago is 2.5 this weekend, Place your bets. Thanks Brandon, glad U sleep well while our children get shot on the street.
Did they have to remove the drivers seat so fat boy can fit behind the steering wheel?
Call off the chase. You can always follow the trail of discarded chicken bones and fast food wrappers to get their final location.
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