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Not ours, but sent to us by many:
If they spike strip the driver side, that thing is going over....twice.
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posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
Thursday, August 28, 2025
If they spike strip the driver side, that thing is going over....twice.
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45 Comments:
Lordy.....LOL...
This isn’t accurate. It’ll be terminated by a sergeant
Bet that car smells like stale ass and weed....
That poor chevy......
Concerned Citizen here....
Can they get them for some type of weight limit for the car and road...
Retired CPD in Oklahoma says...
Be great to see the car stop, front wheels fall off. Then Lardass pops the door open and makes a waddle for it.....As the harpoons are broken out.
Flashing back to the Conehead, sitting in the the car saying "Call your Boss, You know who I AM "
Stay safe and go home...
Someone Loves you.
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That’s about right! Love it! Awesome picture!
Two dumb ass Marxists destroying our lives and savings.
🤣
FatAss taking Conehead to the hospital!
These two jackasses are running scared from Trump.
How does fatass even fit in that car?? Isn't that car too racist for Conehead since its white????
pwickster does not know how to drive, he has always had a chauffer,,,, so it should be conehead driving while wearing a hat and pwickster in the back seat eating
Should have The Rolling Stones I’m heading for my “19th Nervous Breakdown” blaring from the passenger window.
Anyone else notice Fatass is losing some weight. Probably taking the zempic so he can look presidential.
How many cpd coppers does conehead have is it over 200+? Then trust fund baby jb walking around by the bean downtown area, saying how safe it is,with his platoon of plain clothes troopers watching his fat ass such a hypocrite! Hippo!
Why hasn’t Fox News or someone else pickup on if Chicago is so safe why does the mayor need 150 sworn officers on his bodyguard detail?
Ford
"As the harpoons are broken out"
Very nice, thank you.
Pritzker and Johnson...Dumb & Dumber II
Ford
where's the refer smoke wafting out the windows?
Are they towing the Horse Trailer?
Likely overweight on license plate, gross vehicle weight rating, and maybe even on elevated structure(s) ($$$). Is that the theme from "Cops" we hear playing in the background???
THANKS so much for a well needed laugh! I don't think the Gov and Mayor would get the joke!
Send the Troops‼️
That Chevy is Raggedy!
But I'm not sure if it's the crushing mass of Pritzker or the buoyant helium in Johnson's head that's causing the listing. Maybe a combination of both.
Fatass is slimming down for his run for president
Conehead better be hoping that Gov. Lardass doesn't shit fart on himself....
OT: So is Hein now seeking help? Intoxication of duty? This story got buried quick!
It’s not nice to make fun of a persons weight. Don’t you guys have any manners??? Not everyone can look like Big Pimp!!!
speaking of weight, the airlines want to charge for those who tip the scales
does that mean the barely 100 lbs get a discount, pigsters limbs weigh more
than I do
https://order-order.com/tag/asylum-freebiegate/
Does Illinois and Chicago have similar programs for illegals?
they are on the i 290 heading toward the golden corral buffet in cicero ill tuesday all you can eat half off
What a hoopdie!
Balloon Head is driving conehead to mental institution. Barry say conehead could be my son. Circus fatman say JB could be my son.
Info for Jcats UCOPS
https://projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/organizations/821458929/202403209349211495/full
Look at revenue vs expenses
Took in $96,000 and change but spent $106,000 and change.
Most telling part of the $106,000 in expenses was only $7,000 spent on “grants”
Over 80% of expenses went to professional fees and contractors.
Do tell Jcat, how does this benefit us?
From their website
UCOPS was formed to impact policy and the national conversation on policing and public safety; bringing people together, connecting law enforcement and citizens, and building relationships to keep our communities safe.
Do we not have a master political action guy at captains pay Mike Costentino? Isn’t his job to impact policy? We also have a National Lodge that impacts policy at the national level.
WTF is going on?
Conehead: The Bronco is listing heavily on the left sir...and were almost out of gas and money.
Gov Lardass...Full speed ahead!
Trump: You cant run forever...
The cook county sheriffs Police Department manages the street operations and deployment of the West Suburban Enhanced Drug and Gang Enforcement (W.E.D.G.E.) Task Force. W.E.D.G.E. is currently comprised of seven Cook County jurisdictions: Berwyn, River Forest, Riverside, North Riverside, Forest Park, Oak Park and Elmwood Park.
and yes they are well aware of yoyos dope dealing niece n boyfriend
Because it is not true.
Pimp or Blimp?
I had HS football coach with a stature similar to the prickster. He rode around practice in it to get around faster. Looked just like the ford in the pic. Even when he wasn’t in it. Totally murdered its suspension.
Dumb and Dumber find that remark offensive.
FatAss has the nervous shits! Hence the weight loss. He knows the Feds are coming to Shitcago
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