Call Ted Kennedy!
Wait a minute - maybe we'd better not notify the Swimmer.
- PARIS (AFP) - Astronomers say they have spotted a cloud of alcohol in deep space that measures 463 billion kilometres (288 billion miles) across
- The vast bridge-shaped cloud of methyl alcohol has been spotted in a region of our galaxy, the Milky Way, that is called W3(OH), where stars are being formed by the gravitational collapse of concentrations of gas and dust, the discoverers said in a press release.
A cloud of alcohol, 288 billion miles across. If there's a heaven, this just might be it. At least for the Irish.
posted by SCC at 12:24 AM
33 Comments:
A bridge shaped cloud? hmmm....Kennedy isn't driving over the bridge with a passenger, is he?
"To alcohol..the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"
Homer
1st..D'oh!
I THOUGHT THAT WAS PLINY... (plining for a DRINK.. nyuk nyuk nyuk SLAM! OWWW!!!!) 3rd... (ohqyvm)
I think it's actually one of Ted Kennedy's farts that went up in space. or Bill Golding or Northside.
ALCOHOL IN SPACE----I like drinking at night after my 3rd watch tour, how long a drive to get to the free bar?
Nice job to the Fed who shot Joe Shitbag on the southside who was wanted for bank robbery. However, next time, go for his head.
Anyone have a date for Part II of the Sergeant Exam??
If a firey comet streams through the alcohol vapors, will it make one of those flaming drinks I use to have in the 1970's Discos?
Now if a ice comet goes through the same alcohol gas vapors with that be a "vapors on the rocks"?
Federal Litigation was filed yesterday requesting an injunction in regards to any further testing with the current Sgt. test.
The suit alleges some eligible applicants were denied the testing process.
Stay tuned for more.
Any Jamisons or Bushmill in that cloud?
I once locked up a black chick named Jamisons Bushmill.
Did the federal grand jury issue a true bill for Congresswoman Magrilla Gorilla today?
Know why the Kennedy family bought a glass bottom boat?
To see ted's car and john-john's plane.
That alcohol bubble is just left over intestinal gases from a 8th district watch party from years ago. Phil made up 90 percent of it.
Anonymous said...
Anyone have a date for Part II of the Sergeant Exam??
4/06/2006 03:15:58 AM
Buy me dinner first?
I don't think you need a date to go to the sergeants exam. I think you just go alone...............
Marion Berry for President!!!!
Irish heaven is a mirror that makes there dick's not look so small, and for the women heaven is drinking the cloud so they can lay down with the fleas.
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4/06/2006 03:15:58 AM
that was funny, that why i read the blog.
What is the dry drunk syndrome? "Dry drunk" traits consist of:
Exaggerated self-importance and pomposity
Grandiose behavior
A rigid, judgmental outlook
Impatience
Childish behavior
Irresponsible behavior
Irrational rationalization
Projection
Overreaction
Clearly, George W. Bush has all these traits. Unfortunately, there are some indications of paranoia in statements such as the following: "We must be prepared to stop rogue states and their terrorist clients before they are able to threaten or use weapons of mass destruction against the United States and our allies and friends." The trait of projection is evidenced here as well, projection of the fact that we are ready to attack onto another nation which may not be so inclined.
So evidently the Iraq war was a product of Bush's alcoholism and subsequent recovery.
I'll take Kennedy's alcoholism over Bush's recovery any day.
Hey Malcolm,
Please enlighten us as to just what is a "Non person"?
Its very difficult to come off as an intelligent person when you put unintelligable drivel like "non persons of color" down in writing.
Please get a Dictionary, and a Thesaurus, hell they even make electronic ones now!
You have all the time in the world to compose your race baiting. one-sided statements filled with un-checkable sources, and self hatred!
There is no reason that you couldn't take the extra minutes to write a semi-coherent sentence without mis-spelled words!
You claimed on a previous post: "I guess I just paid attention in grammar school".
Really? Where was that school, and just what were you paying attention to?
Beam me up, Scotty!!!!
You guys got to read the earlier post ...WHAT ARE WE PSYCHIC?...funny shit written their about coyotes and possums and some guy not taking his medication. absolutly some funny shit...puts me in a good mood after working midnights with the idiots.
every so often i see some funny stuff on scc and chuckle...but that coyote column above talked about is funny no doubt. i was laughing out loud so hard a couple of farts rang out.
Speaking of worthless Irish politicians, Ed Burkes wife, Ann Burke, has just been tapped for the Illinois Supreme Court during a closed door confab of the most corrupt political organization in the nation. Can you see her affirming a jurys decision to send a cop killer to death row? Keep marching in the Southside parade with these frauds. Keep voting for them we deserve what we get.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/04/06/mckinney/index.html
Mckinney apologizes for her actions.....time to bring that statement to the grand Jury!!!!!!!!
Anyone have the Answers for Part II of the Sergeant Exam??
Dubya Quotes
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
George W. Bush
"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
George W. Bush
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
George W. Bush, 8/11/94
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
George W. Bush, 9/15/95
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
George W. Bush, 5/22/98
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
George W. Bush, 12/6/93
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
George W. Bush, 11/30/96
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
George W. Bush
"The future will be better tomorrow."
George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
George W. Bush 9/21/97
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
George W. Bush
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
George W. Bush
"Public speaking is very easy."
George W. Bush to reporters
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
George W. Bush
"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
George W. Bush 5/20/96
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
George W. Bush 9/22/97
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
George W. Bush, 9/5/93
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
George W. Bush , 9/18/95
"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
George W. Bush
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
George W. Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
George W. Bush
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
ok, so all those statements mean what? 90% of them are from before he was president and we all know he isn't the greatest public speaker. Your point is what exactly?
I think his point is that he prfers an Oxford scholar to wow him with superfulous vocabulary, dancing around every issue/question, but looking very distinguished and dignified while he sticks it right up our a**!
I'm sick of reading about politics already...talk about something more interesting...like possums.
part 2 of the last sergeant's test was exactly 11 weeks after part 1
that puts it mid june
Wait a minute you cant get rig of Eddie Burke, you wont have anybody to pay off to get premoted.
Ted Kennedy got drunk when Jimmy Carter was President when he sobbered up Bush was President.
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