What Are We - Psychic?
A few months ago, we predicted that the burgeoning coyote population would lead to more and more encounters between pets and the wild animals. Channel 5 and Channel 7 report another attack in Lincolnwood. Other attacks have been noted in Glencoe, Arlington Heights and Northfield. Combined with reports of coyotes in the forest preserves and at the Filtration Plant, we're due for a large upswing in attacks until someone actually says "Hmm, these things are dangerous. Maybe we ought to eliminate a few." Hopefully, we don't see an attack on a small child somewhere.
posted by SCC at 7:15 AM
41 Comments:
1st! Nothing is ever mentioned about us ghetto wolves!
The coyotes were here first! If you don't like the coyotes move downtown.
there is a small population of them there coyotes in the 004th dist. around Wolf lake...
been there for about 10 years...
Actually, I've long advocated releasing Siberian tigers out to the westside. Nature in balance. It might solve alot of problems.
naw you need the road runner... he'll take care of the problem real fast...
we have wild mules on the west side and now wild coyotes.
Here's how to cure a wild coyote POW!
I saw one ad Diversey and Ashland not too long ago They follow the train tracks looking for food. They have plenty to eat your kids are safe you only have to worry if you have one of those silly little foo foo dogs
The Siberian tigers may meet their match on the west side
Theyd better be careful
Who needs coyotes when we have a bunch of "foxes" on that A/2 GUN TEAM!!!!!
Leave the wild pooches alone...they don't bother anyone..but keep an eye on your little dog or kitty so that they aren't the next coyote meal.
Hell around Wolf lake there is roving packs of dogs as well. I had a few encounters with them fishing on the east end of the lake.
Fishing where? At Wolf Lake? The only thing anyone does there is go snagging for murdered prostitutes! Spend some money on a guide and get thee to Colorado!
WHOOOOOOOO. I have seen a number of coyotes at WOLF LAKE as well as muskrats. Remember "MUSKRAT LOVE" ? I got my first hummer at WOLF LAKE by a girl named DEBBIE.
me too!!!!???what was her LAST name???
around 2000 i saw a group of 5 walk across 5th ave in river grove..... they have been here in force fore a while. they do follow the rivers and r/r tracks.
it is only a matter of time before they take an unsupervised child.
THERE IS A REASON THEY WERE ALL KILLED OFF A CENTURY AGO.......WE FORGOT......THEY DID NOT !
what a PUTZ...in the year 2000..I saw...i give a f*ck what u saw putz...and that last line we forgot..they did not...what a f*cken putz boy scout shmo you turned out to be peckerhead
F*CK THEM COYOTES---SHOOT THEM ALL NO GOOD COYOTES. ITS LEGAL IN ILLINOIS. HOO RAH.
where da hell is wolf lake? in the 004th district? in chicago????
09:42:15
BLOW ME ..... ASSHOLE!
and i was a boy scout and it was a great experience...learned how to shoot.
no coyote gonna get my kids...
how about you ?
yea well i'm the BIG BAD WOLF PUTZ...learned how to shoot all right ....learned to shoot your jizz in the scoutmasters mouth putz...face it putz your still a putz
9:51
I am one of many coppers who live in Hegewisch, the city's southeasternmost neighborhood. While Wolf lake is not really a tourist attraction, it straddles the Chicago and Indiana border on Beat 433.
The body of Bobby Franks, the victim of the infamous Leopold-Loeb thrill murder, was dumped off of Avenue "O" next to Wolf Lake.
ALL ya losers...spending time arguing on a computer...what dorks...geeks to the nines...what LOSERS...with a CAPITAL "L".....LOSERS...LOSERS,,,,LOSERS
4/5 10:30...STRADDLE MY GIANT SNAKE lamebrain peckerhead...ohhhh.....ohhhh...the body of such and such bobby franks was found in wolf lake area...ohhhh.....i am a copper....ohhhh...ohhh.i...ammm....so.....impressed u douch bag peckerhead...DON'T U GET IT PECKERHEAD...WHO GIVES A F*CK
10:33
10:38
time for your thorazine
Possum attacks are up also. My dog has now killed 3 1/2 of them. I had to put the other half down with a .45 to the noggin.
Possum attacks....who the f*ck is talking about possum attacks? Who the f*ck asked you to talk about possums? Ohhhhhhh....I shot a possum in the head with my .45.....ohhhhhh....what a man I am....I am just the protector of human life, I shoot possums because their soooooo vicious....you f*cken putz peckerhead..if you walk though the forest asswipe you are their in their neighborhood putz.....they are there for a reason...not you though you f*cken c*cksucker possum shooter aswipe. I wish I was that possum armed with a .45 Mr. toughguy peckerhead. You'd be marching around without a peter you lamebrain stupid sumbitch possum shooter, Barney Fife lookalike. And then you go on this site and tell us about it like it is the most important news of the day you f*cken loser. Capital "L" loser sumbitch. Just can't read, can you peckerhead, don't you get it either...we are talking about coyotes...you asswipe...who gives a flying f*ck about your possum story. Where they getting these lamebrain c*cksuckers?
Call Father Nagle on some "spiritual guidance for BOTH the writer above and the possum shooter".....WE GOT BOTH WALKING AROUND IN SOCIETY..GOD HELP US ALL.
man...this is just some funny stuff loadeddice....funny stuff man...................YOU F*CKEN PUTZ...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...
i agree...it is funny...don't know if the writer actually believes what he or she is writing but none the less it is funny. some guy brought a laptop to court this morning and scc was the talk of the courtroom....I personally think once in a while the funny stuff is okay because the JOB can sometimes be a downer. Some cops were wondering about next sergeant and detective class as that was another topic scc might want to post cause no info heard yet by people I talked too.
I once ARRESTED a crazy guy that talked like that person who kept saying you putz to my partner. Funny,funny,funny....we got some aspiring comedians in the rough out there in scc land.
to 9:48:21
You made me laugh so hard I fell off the chair and hurt my back.
NOW THATS FUNNY,HILARIOUS LIKE A REAL CHICAGOAN TALKING
lol--5 stars!
I still remember when that GIANT POSSIUM charged me on Diversey avenue. And where was my back-up? You guys think you are soo fearless, but you couldn't back me up against the possium. And animal control wouldn't come out. And it just kept chasing me. And I saw the guys on 2524 just sitting in their car, not even trying to help me, just sitting in their car, laughing. Real funny. I'm getting chased around by a giant possium, I mean GIANT, and nobody would help. Yea, real badass coppers you guys are!
The Possum post is a satirical aside. Meaning it was meant as a joke....Spoofing the whole coyote and wolf thread.....
Lighten Up Francis.
So you're one of the many coppers who lives in Hegewisch? Who in their right mind would admit to something like that! If you knew anything about the history of Hegewisch you know it was originally a leper colony started by Dutchman, Pietr Koosk Van Daley in 1671. Some of his descendents remain in Chicago today.
Funny shit! Keep your humor, but ease up on the steroids.
I THINK MARK LEVIN DID THE POSSUM STORY,HE TALKS LIKE THAT TO PEOPLE WHO CALL HIS TALK SHOW."DAMN" IF IT WAS'NT THE FUNNIEST THING I READ ON THIS BLOG,IT GOES ALONG WITH THE RICKYYYYYYYYYY BLOGS.
There's a guy in Hegewisch who has a great recipe for "Wolf Lake Style Possum".
LEAVE THE COYOTES ALONE!!!
Dont worry about coyotes down town there's plenty of RATS AT CITY HALL.
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