Sunday, June 18, 2006

Gee Whiz

Remember back when the goof who was pardoned in George Ryan's (may he rot in hell for all eternity) last minute Nobel Peace Prize push was picked up again for dope and gun violations and sentenced to prison? We commented that maybe, just maybe, the cops got it right and Patterson shouldn't have been let out in the first place? Once a scumbag, always a scumbag?

We wondering again if the cops got it right years ago. Actually, we aren't wondering - we know from many accounts that the detectives DID get it right in the Ryan Harris case and this little asshole should have been behind bars years ago. We even wrote about it here. Now he's under arrest again for what will probably turn out to be murder when the victim is removed from life support (Channel 2, Channel 5, Channel 7, Sun Times, Tribune coverage).

The side of us that revels in dark humor says at least he'll be able to afford the best defense money can buy with his $2 million dollar settlement. The other side is more than a little pissed off that the City didn't decide to fight this and show that a 7 year old psychopath was capable of beating a girl into unconsciousness over a bicycle almost 8 years ago. Somebody ought to find Hillard and everyone else who dropped the ball on this one and go kick them in the nuts. Then someone go ask PJ if he feels vindicated all these years later.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daley needs to get some balls and stop paying all these shitheads out for everything. Sure was a great idea to give a murdering animal 2 mill. so he can go and murder again. Never would have seen this one coming. *mock being shocked*

6/17/2006 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Father's Day to all you dads out there

6/17/2006 11:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he should have a 2 million dollar crack party like tyrone biggums!

6/17/2006 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He prob. did, or mamma did. I like that she was afraid for her son's safety, she must be in while he is being interviewed. I hope she sees the video of him turning towards the camera holding a gun. He prob. bought a nice expensive gun with the 2 mill. from taxpayers like us.

6/18/2006 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, don't forget his mama also said he doesn't like or trust the police after what happened to him when he was 7 yrs old. Give me a break, I can't believe the media and their bs. That should never have been put in the paper. As, if it the police fault that this kid is a scandulous murderer. Maybe momma should take some of the blame.

6/18/2006 12:19:00 AM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

Well said SCC and 100% true. Someone should give Uncle Terry a swift kick to the nads for being Daley's sycophant and kowtowing to political pressure in releasing this animal.

6/18/2006 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous I Gotta a Million of 'Em said...

We Need A Laugh A tourist visiting Chicago walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, a police officer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll take a Beat monkey, please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop, and took out a monkey. He fit it with a collar and leash and handed it to the officer saying, "That'll be $1,000." The officer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey is an expert in firing small arms, can write 20 tickets a month, and is certified in small unit tactics -- well worth the money!"

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"

"Oh, that one's a certified FTO monkey; it can instruct other monkeys in basic firearms skills, counter-terrorism training, physical training, small unit tactics, and investigative techniques, and it can even type. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a large cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $100,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's a Sergeant."

6/18/2006 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The people this little prick sociopath shot....are they innocents too? With $2 million their estates can sue our sociopath and get some money.

And the losers are? The taxpayers.

6/18/2006 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

based on what evidence did floyd durr just have sex with her body and stuffed panties in her mouth?floyd durr's self serving statement?play that bs somewhere else.

6/18/2006 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


6/18/2006 04:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all those young tact officers with gel in their hair tappin the brown eye pie in afraid be very afraid !!!!

6/18/2006 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never seen an FTO that could do any of that stuff. And you must be one of the bitter ones who never passes part one of the Sergeants exam. Poor you.

6/18/2006 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me think, Give a monkey a bannana and it will cherish it. Give a monkey 2 million dollars and it will act like a wild animal??

As for Irving and Cumberland??? Probably another freaknik for the west side animal. The city and the mandingo black beast make me sick.

6/18/2006 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The side of us that revels in dark humor says at least he'll be able to afford the best defense money can buy with his $2 million dollar settlement.


There is not a dime of that left.

6/18/2006 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Irving and Cumberland....

Unfourtunatly it's a police suicide. No more details yet

6/18/2006 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was the civil plaintiff's atty for this shit bird? Let's do some research!

6/18/2006 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the statements made by the boys themselves.

Dry behind your ears and get a few years on the job kid. Go talk to some real detectives who worked this heater day and night and did a damn good job, only to have it stuffed up their asses by Hillard Devine Daley and their people. If the detectives like you, they might talk to you or let you read the notes.

Here's your first clue; if the dicks fucked up so bad, why didn't anyone take time or get dumped out of their spots? Everyone knows that the minute you step on your dick, the department will hammer you. It didn't happen because they didn't fuck up. Whoever is feeding this site info from Area 2 is getting quite a few facts correct, with the Dominick's shooting and the Harris murder. SCC did some time in the Area down here, no doubt about it.

6/18/2006 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Fathers day to all.

God bless that P.O. I just read about.

6/18/2006 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its only a matter of time until the family of the little murderer or one of the alleged "black leadership" say that this boy would have turned out to be a good boy if the police hadn't ruined him.

6/18/2006 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My guess is that it will be Pincham putting the blame on us.

6/18/2006 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take a look at Fridays Sun Times. The picture they posted show the offenders sitting at the table in front of the Judge. If you look a little closer you can see the words "coloring" written at the top of a page. Does this mean that he was coloring in the courtroom (poor little innocent youth). The othe thing I would like to know is how many fifiteen year olds are still coloring. I am sure many gave that pasttime up well before our teen years. How about a little research to see where our two million dollars went? We have people that could do this, how about a little info on our tax dollars.

6/18/2006 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous i got a million of 'em said...

7:33:53 Don't think I wasn't a supervisor. Poor me? No friend, poor you. Get a sense of humor or you'll eat yourself up. Oh yeah, retired 4 years and loving it.

6/18/2006 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i got a million of 'em said...

that was fucking funny, even better that you pissed off a stupid $100,000 monkey(sgt) with it.
enjoy the good life

6/18/2006 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, all this talk about monkeys. see what you have started here monkey?

6/18/2006 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That kid was not bothered one bit by his experience with the police back then.... the whole thing is a sham to cater to him because he and his partner had the right lawyers who did then, and are now feeding FALSE information to the news media who are eating it up and spreading it up after they digest it- if you get my drift!
the TAXPAYERS (including all of us) got ripped off, by our own city council when they gave the other guy 6+ million and him the 2 million. They didn't deserve one thin dime, in fact I think they should pay us....
And no, I am not one of the arresting officers.

6/18/2006 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An Angel Walked the Beat Tonight

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.
When broken bodies lay about
And blood was everywhere,
The sirens screamed out elegies,
For death was in the air.
mother, trapped inside her car,
Was heard above the noise;
Her plaintive plea near split the air:
"Oh, God, please spare my boys!"
She fought to loose her pinned hands;
She struggled to get free
But mangled metal held her fast
In grim captivity.
Her frightened eyes then focused
On where the back seat once had been,
But all she saw was broken glass and
Two children's seats crushed in.
Her twins were nowhere to be seen;
She did not hear them cry,
And then she prayed they'd been thrown free,
"Oh, God, don't let them die!"
Then firemen came and cut her loose
But when they searched the back,
They found therein no little boys,
But the seat belts were intact.
They thought the woman had gone mad
And was traveling alone,
But when they turned to question her,
They discovered she was gone.
Policemen saw her running wild
And screaming above the noise
In beseeching supplication,
"Please help me find my boys!
They're four years old and wear blue shirts;
Their jeans are blue to match."
One cop spoke up, "They're in my car,
And they don't have a scratch.
They said their daddy put them there
And gave them each a cone,
Then told them both to wait for Mom
To come and take them home.
I've searched the area high and low,
But I can't find their dad.
He must have fled the scene,
I guess, and that is very bad."
The mother hugged the twins and said,
While wiping at a tear,
"He could not flee the scene, you see
For he's been dead a year."
The cop just looked confused and asked,
"Now, how can that be true?"
The boys said, "Mommy, Daddy came
And left a kiss for you.
He told us not to worry
And that you would be all right,
And then he put us in this car with
The pretty, flashing light.
We wanted him to stay with us,
Because we miss him so,
But Mommy, he just hugged us tight
And said he had to go.
He said someday we'd understand
And told us not to fuss,
And he said to tell you, Mommy,
He's watching over us."
The mother knew without a doubt
That what they spoke was true,
For she recalled their dad's last words,
"I will watch over you."
The firemen's notes could not explain
The twisted, mangled car,
And how the three of them escaped
Without a single scar.
But on the cop's report was scribed,
In print so very fine,
An angel walked the beat tonight
On Highway 109.

"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare ."
The 7 Second Prayer: "Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen."

6/18/2006 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't Cry Blues

Do you think it's easy being a cop on the beat,
dealing with death, and the scum of the street?
When you start this job, you're eager and keen,
but before too long, you're cynical and mean.
You're called to an accident, it's a solid mass
of twisted up metal and broken glass.
You walk to the wreck with bystanders around
and your heart skips a beat...
when you find a doll on the ground.
Another young fatality, but you cannot cry
You're the pillar of strength in the Public's eye.
You do what you have to do, to get the job done
but you know in your heart, the stressors have won.
Then home to your wife, you give her a shrug
and you fight back the tears...
when your own daughter you hug.
Yes....if you think the job's easy
then tell me why
the tears are there, but we cannot Cry.

6/18/2006 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trying to Understand

"Is daddy coming home soon?" asks a precious little face.
"It's past when he should be here. Is he working on a case?"
Your dad's not coming home son. He's working late tonight.
He's a policeman up in heaven, making sure we're all alright.
"But mommy, why'd he leave us? I miss him when he's gone."
I know you miss him darling, but now we must be strong.
"Who's gonna teach me baseball, and help me fly my kite.
And help me withg my homework, and buy me my first bike?"
Your daddy loved you darling, and he didn't want to leave.
But a bad man took, your daddy, and left us all to grieve.
Be proud of who your dad was, and how he earned his pay.
Because it's people like your daddy that keep us safe each day.
"Mommy, when I get bigger, and if it's okay with you,
I'm gonna be like daddy, and be a policeman too."

"In memory of fallen officers everywhere"
by: Daniel T. Dunbar

6/18/2006 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 09:39:35 AM, that picture was from 7-8 years ago when this Ryan Harris mess first hit the news. It was widely reported in the papers at the time that one of these "upstanding, innocents" was coloring during the court proceedings.

If the money isn't gone, the family of the the victims should sue the hell out of this peice of shit.

Payback's a beeotch!

6/18/2006 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you really want to risk going to trial? Don't forget, Cook County juries gives out some of the biggest damages in the country, they would love to to hit a few police officers with punitive damages.

6/18/2006 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous I didn't do it said...

The "I can't take responsibility for my own actions" 15 y/o now has some $$$ to pay his lawyer ....shouldn't be getting a PD or some liberal pro bono attny.
Why is it when these dimwits commit a blatant crime it's always someone else's fault?

6/18/2006 09:20:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

Sorry. Blogging after a few beers and upset after hearing about this officer. Do you know that the # of police suicides are higher then the LODD's every year?

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6/18/2006 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


6/19/2006 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous The Doctor said...

12:30:14 Prozac, Webutrin or Zoloft. On second thought get some thorizine.

6/19/2006 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO 12:30:

His name is spelled ERIC SOLORIO. I know because I'm looking at his mass card, and thinking what an ignorant fuck you are.

6/19/2006 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The first person to blame is the person you look at in the mirror. Eric died because it was an accident. Not the partner he was working with that night. Not the white Police Officers. Place the blame where it belongs. On you.

6/19/2006 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric, was my closest friend. Fuck you if I cannot spell as well as you. He wouldn't have cared anyway you ignorant fuck!
You never played baseball with him in the Babe Ruth leagues or went to Senior prom with him. So, I misspelled my buddy's name-I don't think I would care if somebody misspelled mine-especially if it were Eric. Leave me alone! I hurt...

6/19/2006 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reuben, this is Maria. Why are you on a police blog ranting? Eric would NOT like the way you are spouting off about his fellow officers. I know this you, because you were in Babe Ruth with Eric and you and Noe went to prom with him as well.
It's time to let him be free to Jesus...Heal through love "muchacho". I here for you always Reuben. Eric's last name is with an "O"-not an "A", but I feel your pain "amigo"...Time to let go and LIVE...Don't turn out like Alejandro and Emmanuel. They are the darkside forces Eric kept you fee from. Smile...Eric watches over us all NOW!

Your friend-Maria

6/19/2006 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Reuben. How didja know it was me? I cry much for Eric and I sorry I spelled his name wrong Maria. I hurt and think about him and us all mucho. I just want to make every CPD person remember him everyday. he was great and must be remembered as being great everyday.
I will never be Emmanuel. he into drugs. I good man.

6/19/2006 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

03:49:32 PM ...

I went to his wake. What was he like? Was it true he became an officer because he was sick fo the crime in his neighborhood? Seemed like a very nice man.

6/19/2006 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that exchange was supposed to be funny...I think. That shit was so far out there it was scary. You're a sick individual to mock a dead P.O. You don't have to participate in the prayers or salutations, but you should have some respect for your dead. It's just common decency.

6/19/2006 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric indeed became a PO because he was tired of the crime in our neighborhood. Many of his friends turned to gangs, but Eric stayed firm and relentlessly pursued becoming a crime fighter.
Thank you for going to his wake. I am Reuben and I was a very close friend to him. We all respected Eric-even the gang bangers who used to play sports with us. Two of them-Alejandro and Emmanuel still get tearly eyed when they think about his passing. They are bad guys, but they had much love for Eric and his career path.
He was a guy who could bring much joy to anyone he met. Not your typical cop-he wasn't standoffish and he was ready to lend a helping hand to all walks of life. many of us considered him to being like Jesus! He was very religious and that made him like an angel. He was like a brother to me. CPD lost a great person in losing Eric. Another friend of ours' is Maria. Maria still walks the mean streets as Eric, however, she will admit-she was no Eric Solorio. Eric epitomized being a family oriented man. He loved his family, friends and the "neighborhood" in which he grew up. To us he was like a superhero-only he was too modest to admit that!
I hope CPD will never forget the honor he bestowed to his community. He was a man who left a great legacy and we will always remember his smile and faith.
Thank you for asking about my best friend-Eric.

Love to you-Much love Eric!!!


6/19/2006 06:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you Reuben for allowing us to know a little about Eric Solorio. Didn't know the man, but from the details you provided, I am sure he was a great cop.

6/19/2006 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


6/19/2006 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous leomemorial said...

Reuben, would you like a copy of the tribute our police memorial gave to Mrs Solorio? It's the tribute to Eric in the floating frame.

If so, email me @ and I'll send it to ya so you and your friends can print and frame it. Take care.


6/19/2006 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Chet said...

I am not against slapping around a gang banger or any other criminal.
But suffocating him with a typewriter cover or electrocuting his testicles is brutal and sociopathic.

If the kid in Ryan Harris case or Aaron Patterson did the crime, than make the case and make them do the time. However, if they did not do that crime, even if they are criminals in other cases, it does not give victims or their families justice to not get the right person.

6/19/2006 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the kid do it in the first place?

I don't mean to sound like I am a liberal, because I am not, but what was done to keep this kid out of trouble, 2 million could get a Catholic school, YMCA summer camp, a psychiatrist etc.

6/20/2006 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 6/19/06 at 12:30
You need to get off your racist remarks soapbox may or may not have been friends with officer Solorio I don't know...I also don't know what race has to do with his tragic loss either...He was killed by a DUI driver and his "white", "Black","Asian" etc...partner has nothing to do with the fact that he is gone and he will never come back unfortunately...what are you going to accomplish with your hatred?? Will it bring your friend back?? Will it make you a better person?? Will it prevent the next DUI killing of a Chicago police officer?? The answer my friend is NO! You are nothing but a selfish ignorant individual to lash out at any officer because "your friend" is gone and his partner was "white".You need to definately address your hatred through counseling and that should be done ASAP before you self destruct. I have no idea if you are a police officer but if you are please go to 3510 S. Michigan and resign today because there is NO PLACE for your type of personality on this department, we need to have police officers that are willing to support each other in their time of need and stand next to each other for support...not police officers who cause dissention and divide our brotherhood with their hatred...this department is challinging enough to deal with on any ordinary day with the demands and morale...we don't need your evil hatred here...please get to a counselor or 3510 S. Michigan ASAP before its too late.

6/20/2006 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 6/19/2006 11:49:30 PM,

You're either a Unitarian minister, lesbian, live in Oak Park, still have Kerry bumper stickers on your twenty-year-old rusted Volvo 240d Wagon, or just another asshole. No one ever said any of this occurred except balck murders and their Jew lawyers. God save John Burge.

6/20/2006 08:07:00 PM  

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