Lost Test?
Track this one down people. Lots of comments in the "Lost in the Clutter" post about a box of tests going missing on the way to being graded. More City shenanigans? Or more BS rumors at SCC Blog? Let us know.
UPDATE: Rumor appears to be just that - a rumor at this time. But it is amusing to see how many of us are willing to give credence to the story in that we ALL know how the city truly works. Qualifications mean almost nothing in the day and age of Daley. We say "almost" because there is that rare occassion when someone qualified is needed (like Paul Vallas) and they are hired or promoted until such time as the Machine can safely backstab them to put another political hack into place.
UPDATE: Rumor appears to be just that - a rumor at this time. But it is amusing to see how many of us are willing to give credence to the story in that we ALL know how the city truly works. Qualifications mean almost nothing in the day and age of Daley. We say "almost" because there is that rare occassion when someone qualified is needed (like Paul Vallas) and they are hired or promoted until such time as the Machine can safely backstab them to put another political hack into place.
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
108 Comments:
Bullshit. As usual. I can't begin to understand why people pull this shit.
entertainment maybe?
What if it is not bullshit? They lost the entrance exam {for po} that was given back in january.No one has gotten thier test results back and it's almost been 7 mo since that test was given! Wouldn't be suprised if this were TRU! Where are you "Mr. Attoreny General", we neeed you!
Sorry, "Mr. U.S. Attorney General"!
Listen: I'm telling you, as one who knows, The bosses are NOT swarming headquarers! The info is crap. Believe it if you need something more to cry about, I guess.
Maybe the Feds are, considering the focus on the clout list. Some of the PD listed.
If not, they sure as hell need to LOOK real close.
Straight from an I.A.D. source. The lost parcel information is correct.
The responsible freight delivery service has already issued a statement.
We are confident that the parcel in question has only been misdirected and not lost. We have personnel currently assigned to track the missing parcel and insure proper, safe and quick delivery as our company promised.
This was typed from a copy I recieved via a fax I received from my friend at I.A.D.
Sure the fuck sounds legit to me. No copper could put that many words together in sentences. And does sounds like a typical company response.
yep. better believe it, sheep!
baaaaa
Just because the one male boss your in bed with having man to man sex with doesn't mean others aren't swarming HQ! Put your head back in his asscrack and STFU!
I just left the airport and there was no word of this to us
LMAO GOOD ONE
Sting Wire Services:
(Chicago) A reliable source from the Chicago Police Department has confirmed that a document pouch, containing a recently taken promotional examination, whereabouts are unknown. The City of Chicago secured services for one dozen test document pouches to be delivered to a test scoring center in Kentucky.
The City of Chicago and its police department were informed tonight that one of the document pouches was lost in transit.
Sting wire services has yet to obtain any official comments form the delivery agency.
06262006 10:58:46
Well I be damn it if it didnt happen. Doesnt surprise me on bit.
No comment cause its bullshit 12:02 cant't event lie right the wire service is reffered to as string dumb fuck
SO the guy typed Sting instead of String. Glad at least he is following it up asshole. Unlike your ass kissing mouth!
referred
The clout list doesn't even begin to touch what nonsense goes on with the police department. The exempts are the only legal political employees and that's about where it ends. From there these political hacks have hijacked the promotional process for their pets. They make up the test. Imagine that, the political hacks actually make up the promotional test. Unbelievable? Not in Chicago.
The clout list is a good example why the police department political hacks hate computers. Computers are hard to understand and they leave footprints for the FBI. That's why the department is still using as much paper and carbon as they can even in the 21st Century. Eventually even this backwards-ass department will become computerized so that we can look at these hacks as they get promoted and say 'hey, these mother fuckers never made an arrest in their life'. Eventually
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD THE DAM PRESSES MOFO'S
I'M ON MY WAY WITH THE TESTS AND REFRESHMENTS, RIDING ON MY FABULOUS BICYCLE LANE!
DA MAYOR
I hope to christ the damn tests ARE lost, that way I have a chance in the lawsuit!
Northside stole them I bet cause he didn't do well......
The "tests" are not lost at all brothers and sisters. Heard the rumor today and called FOP. Remember the FOP? It is the place that our union dues go to. They assured me that the tests are safe and sound. Now, what else is on your mind?
Remember the FOP? It is the place that our union dues go to. They assured me that the tests are safe and sound. Now, what else is on your mind?
-----------------------------------These are the dudes are on the clout list and some who lied about how much they earn? HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
What???? FOP members on the clout list? But, that would be wrong? They told us in the Academy to be honest.
6/27/2006 01:06:40 AM
You have to be able to spell sergeant before you can be one.
Do not worry about that second piece of carbon paper. Thats our end.
Heard that there will be NO MORE Sergeant rpomotions from existing list...waiting for new list to be posted....sorry those of you who are close....from VERY,VERY good source
THE LOST TESTS ARE BULLSHIT!!! i know for a fact the test graders are flown into chicago from out of town. it's all bullshit!
ANYBODY HEAR ABOUT A 13TH DIST GANG-BANGIN SGT'S SON(GONZALEZ) BEING LOCKED UP IN 25TH DIST SUNDAY NIGHT FOR A UUW AND AN ADS (LOPEZ) GETTING SGT'S SON OUT OF PINCH ON A RWOC? IS THIS BE LAPA AT ITS BEST??!!!
News flash! The box of missing tests have been found in the back seat of a car with the missing old man in his underwear! The booklets were just a little damp.
Well if it's BULLSHIT???? WHY IS IT BEING REPORTED IN THIS MORNING'S NEWSPAPER?????
There is a full story by a staff reporter, so I guess the reporter is lying too?
Oh They fell for the old SCC rumor post, I don't think so!
the test graders are flown into chicago? give me a fucking break.
OK Officer 2 Year Wonderboy, next you will tell me that Daley never fixed a parking ticket either.
The "tests" are not lost at all brothers and sisters. Heard the rumor today and called FOP. Remember the FOP? It is the place that our union dues go to. They assured me that the tests are safe and sound. Now, what else is on your mind?
Who the fuck are you kidding? You got an answer at FOP at midnight? Must of been the prostitutes they hire to suck off the FOP top officers. And people believe this shit?
Fox 32 just announced about missing tests this morning. WTF ?
Don't concern yourself with the box of lost tests. The brass will do the same thing they have done every other time. They will go through the names of the people, give their kids top grades and fail everyone else. No one has to account for how they arrived at your grade, so who will know the difference!
SEIZE THIS OPPORTUNITY, TROOPS!
With Sorich, et al, the IGA "clout list" and other factors, the blood of the corrupt patronage monster is in the water.
Time for YOU, FOP, Brennan, Shakman, Fitzgerald, any media with integrity (no Peter Karl types need apply) to GO FOR THE JUGULAR on these muthafuckas.
Clout (aka: "MERIT") is so deeply entrenched in CPD promotions, ongoing developments cry out for the good guys to unite and seize the opportunity to drive a stake through the evil black heart of the Chicago and Cook Co. Democratic Party. These bottom feeders are formidable and will stoop to any low to preserve their status quo stranglehold on professionalism and morale.
GO FOR IT, GUYS!
Can you imagine the cpd securing and protecting the city from terroists, they can't even protect their own test papers. Pathetic, the entire Police force, nothing but cry babies, wannabes, political back stabbers and freaks.
Its time that the responsibilities for the day to day operations of this department to be turn over to responsible people, people without police ties, no political corrupted pals. In need of a civilian oversight panel that should control everything from hiring to firing.
quick get purple shades on the case he will find the lost tests cause he was in the army and works in 009.NOT
The very existence of this thread shows that people will believe anything posted here.
Now THAT'S scary!
AMEN, BROTHER NORTHSIDE!
Now is the time to kill the clout beast.
(C)hicago
(P)atronage
(D)epartment
I have never been part of such a pile shit like I am with this city and department.
The only thing I care about is the pension. I cant believe all that money is gone and all you guys print is the garbage about broads and tests. Wake the fuck up!
Where did all that money go is what I want to know. And I dont want to hear bad investments. because if thats the case then audit these crooked asshats that are stealing it.
Da job is legit and above all, CAPS WORKS!
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"News flash! The box of missing tests have been found in the back seat of a car with the missing old man in his underwear! The booklets were just a little damp."
THAT'S FUNNY SHIT, DUDE!
CHECK THE BATHROOMS AT 35TH STREET, THE EXEMPTS USE THE ANSWER SHEETS TO WIPE THEIR "SHEET" WHEN THEY "SHEET" ON YOU.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO SER!
12:20 PM (The Cowardly "Anonymous" Cyberstalker)
Since I am an avowed flaming HETEROsexual, you have a major credibilty problem, low-life vicious cocksucker.
I can only conceive of one way that you can silence me--a well-placed bullet. Are you up to the challenge, you filthy muthafucka?
I put nothing past you including your vile attacks on my sainted Irish mother.
While I loathe da mare, I have only positive things to say about his mom, the late Eleanor "Sis" Daley, you spineless piece of shit.
If you have any more slime to spew, drop me a line at cpdfop7@yahoo.com
I won't hold my breath.
Have a nice day, Satan!
Man dis sum racist shit. I be planin to take my semateen keeds to da dam park. Yall dewn dis cuz I be blacks
The Lodge today [June 26th] has received some bad news. We have just been notified that Santa’s Village will not be open for our annual picnic on July 19th and our tradition at Santa’s Village has come to an end. Although the rumors have been circulating for several weeks, we were asked to wait until certain events happened today which would substantiate the rumors one way or another. We got the call today and they will not be open on July 19th if ever. It is regrettable that this long standing tradition is ending and the Lodge is now seeking a venue to take its place. Please spread the word so that your fellow members will not take a needless trip. We look to the membership for recommendations as to that replacement for this year if possible and in the future.
GEE HOW ABOUT A WONDERFULL FOP FREAKNIK????
First the test goes missing and now no FOP picnic,,,,, can things get any worse !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still havent figured out if only a damage to vehicle report was needed or other reports were needed for the Burglary with the foot chase and the broken squad car window, Now I'll never know, will I Tommy.
If the rumor is true about the missing tests(don't know how the fuck that could happen), wouldn't it be right to automatically promote the P.O.'s that had their tests lost? I know that won't happen. More likely the dept. will never say who's test were lost and just make up a score for them based on who they are. And why weren't we able to keep the carbon copy of the scantron like we were on the first half? It's too bad we can never trust our own department or city! Unfortunately for me I have no clout or family on the job.
Did anyone hear Mark Donahue using dead police officers on the phone recording to advance his agenda. Call the hotline (312)733-2101. The message is disgraceful.
Are you kidding? It's good to see the DO-NOTHING FOP actually doing something for it's members!!!
Off Topic:
But, can someone tell me if the new automated arrest is supposed to streamline the arrest process, and put dude in back quicker? I worked out in 004 recently, and waited nearly two hours to get dude in back. Or is it that the lockup civilian from 1st watch who thinks he is our boss is still the slow ass mule he was before they closed the lockup?
"Off Topic:
But, can someone tell me if the new automated arrest is supposed to streamline the arrest process, and put dude in back quicker? I worked out in 004 recently, and waited nearly two hours to get dude in back. Or is it that the lockup civilian from 1st watch who thinks he is our boss is still the slow ass mule he was before they closed the lockup?"
I've had trouble with him before too. I think his last name starts with a G.
Can anybody confirm about missing tests? I can't find anything in the news.
Also, could SCC get rid of the disgusting lunatic/s that's trying to sabotage the site.
Sort of off topic
City biz as usual.
The Chicago Sun-Times reported this week that Chicago's best-known government watchdog group is urging the Board of Education to reject a $5.3 billion budget that includes a $55 million property tax increase.
In a 65-page critique, Civic Federation President Laurence Msall blasted the budget's "lack of transparency" and its failure to address "ballooning" pension and personnel costs despite four years of declining enrollment. Most egregious, Msall said, was the board's failure to flesh out details of the six-year, $1 billion school construction plan that Daley unveiled earlier this month.
The first installment of funding toward "Modern Schools Across Chicago" is in the budget. But taxpayers have no idea how the 24 new schools were chosen or who picked them because the Board of Education hasn't produced a comprehensive capital improvement plan after three years of promises, Msall said.
Here's reality check. How about special interest groups aka Raza charter schools connections and favors.
P.S. if you have an actual news link to missing tst. then post it, if it's real.
Anyone supporting FOP with FOP member's on the clout list need their heads examined, are you nuts. FOP IS NOT A UNION!
Hey Brother Officers,
Rather than talk about spontaneous proctological exams in the bathroom, or throbbibg male members doing whatever they do best let's we spend some time talking about the misdeeds of the meritorious promotee's of lists past. There are policemen limpimg around with bullets left inside of them whose only reward after fifteen or twenty years was the desk, or neighborhood relations working for an asshole. And there are merit dicks and sergeants who spell shit with two "t's" that should be in jail, or still meeting periodically with a parole officer. No names please, initials only, and the units where they worked at the time if you care to. These people, and their sponsors are the people who are really sticking it in our asses. Maybe the current federal corruption trials are the impetus for change. So have at it. In the words of certain 023rd District captain, "ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK!"
It's time boys and girls Decertify the union and lets get some real leaders. TEAMSTERS. Or do you still think that the union is a MOBBED UP. Can it be any worse then what we have now. For everyone that bithces for about the mayor, why does he get so many votes. WAKE UP
Meritorious nominations for sgts fall class real soon. Class starts mid September.
It's on topic, your testing, your pensions and benifit's. Guess what Chicago taxpayer's your money being used by the Daley administration and all clout bunnies including FOP and yes HDO to fund themselves up the money ladder, while you figure out how to make ends meet. I know your all financially well off with fully funded pensions, great medical benifits and your kids have a great Chg. and Il educations with full college tuition voucher's, and all the free grants available. You also share in transparent testing procedures for promotion.
Teamsters not mobbed up? Fuck you Area Five Guido. I'll take the over their head, well intentioned mush Irishmen try their best before I let outfit greaseballs steal my pension money and misappropriate other benefit funds. Right now the SEIU, another outfit union, is trying to strongarm the Advocate Healthcare System, and other large hospitals by unionizing nurses around the state. State Senator James Deleo is their mouthpiece in Springfield. Gee, no suprise there! Luckily, nurses are generally well educated, have ethics, are married to coppers who know better, and aren't under the control of Daley!!!
Sorry about mis-spell on important word benefit's. Turn your complaint's into action's while FOP takes the summer off. Let those clout bunnies sleeping dogs lie. Get motivated now!
If your gonna keep FOP in, try to get pro-cop people in. Sure you have seen them, their the one's who stand up to the boss. Not talkin lay down rep's. here. Find cop's who have been through the system and still know how to break mgmt's. balls. These copper's have been distancing themselves away from FOP B.S.
with all this b.s. talk I thought I was on the Ozzie Guillen site--grow up and get on with the CPD shit.
Can anybody confirm about missing tests? I can't find anything in the news.
6/27/2006 04:31:05 PM
It amazes me that you fucking brainiacs are now asking for proof that this bullshit story is NOT true! Maybe someone can find a link on CNN that explains that you are a bunch of gulible morons who will believe anything they read here, of all places!!!
When's the last time anyone read a rumor here that wasn't either completely made up, dripping with cowardly, anonymous personal attacks or had maybe one single piece of truth to it that was then turned into a huge blown up piece of shit?
ANyone who takes anything they see here as other than pure entertainment is a fucking fool! Especially if you are an exempt and actually call around to try and verify the nonsense...you know who you are!
From 35th Street....75-100 in the next sergeants class this fall and only 30 days in the D unit this time around.
Talked to person on superintendents staff who did not here of any lost exams. Didn't say it didn't happen, only said had not been informed. If it happened this person certainly would have been informed and would have told me about.
The lost test have been found in Hitney's Hooter Holster !!
Forget the lost tests....I have a bridge for sale.....what a bunch of Knuckleheads....Go buy some purple sunglasses !!!!
6:48:24
Ease up slowly on the trottle, there ya go, now give her a-little more gas, easy, easy lean into that turn. Have to admit exempt's checking rumours off of SCC, is really funny. They have to stay on-top of the rumours, one of these days there will be a fact don't wanna see um missing it do ya? LMAO
Where's Happyjoyjoy and Koolaid when ya need um LOL.
News Release! Lost tests have been found in Sorich's desk.
Yeah, figures it shows up during closing arguments.
The rumor to the missing SGT. tests may be true! Just heard that Seiser was called at home and re-deployed to O'hare to locate the missing tests. 35th street must be in a jam to call upon Seiser!
The rumor to the missing Sgt. Tests may be true. Just heard that 35th street called Seiser at home and re-deployed him to O'hare to locate the missing tests. 35th street must be in a major jam to call upon Seiser!
Missing tests last seen in IL. town of Seiser. Seiser himself never get's upset but word is, it's a test set-up.
tests found @ KRAFT HEADQUARTERS
news @ 11
O.K. now I know it's a lie, and your retired to boot. Why, why, why.
Test sited in small town Hitanrun, Mehheco. Being held for ransom of Seiser. Clear indication of Daley late-editon news, test-set-up.
Hey People! It does not matter what you do on the test. It is who you know. Go ahead and bust your ass studying. The shakeman decree does not apply to Police Promotions. That is why a high ranking member of the Mayors staff is a Lt without ever taking a test. It is why certain Lt's in the detective Division are there because of merit for Sgt. and Lt. and have not passed a test in rank order. It is why there are Sgts in the D unit who were never detectives and have no clue what detectives do. So Go ahead and study. You are needed by the city so when they are called out they can use your name to say it was legit.
The end all the job is legit, now park it, have a couple of drinks and ride the CTA home. Lost test blog is a mouthfulllllllllll legit not.
EXCUSE ME BUT...
we have a problem here. Uh, the lady involved in this city hall clout hiring trial, um, accidentally FELL into the beverage and didn't quite make it out in time.
Can a few of you help me fish her out!??!!?!??!!!
And why weren't we able to keep the carbon copy of the scantron like we were on the first half?
BINGO!!!!
Shakeman decree does apply to police. Ask the last half dozen commanders who are still getting LT. or Capt. pay because they have been waiting 6months for they're pay increase because theyre selection is still going thru the shakeman process
How about the next class of dicks....who cares about sergeants
Just in: Jury finds Sorich guilty on all counts.
This is an 100% true story! I was working an operation with some P.O.'s from OCD when one of the OCD P.O.'s was talking to my SGT. that he had not seen in awhile, not knowing I was standing right there. This P.O. asked my SGT. how things are going and if he had any plans of making a move elsewhere? Sgt. said "no, I'm happy for now." Sgt. then asked the P.O. "how about you?" OCD P.O. said, "Well, I was told make sure I pass the first part of the Sgt. test and that I should be ok from there." OCD P.O then heard me laugh and looked at me like he had just been caught. Must be nice to know that you don't have to put much effort into the test, but I guess he wouldn't be in OCD if he hadn't any clout already. What about the working cops that have no family on the job or clout? I guess we're screwed!
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I believe that one, a bunch of bullshit!!!!!!
You lost your color is Koolaid washed up and out? The job is legit I said so. Call rumour hotline and find Sgt Gawn.
11;37..YOU REALLY DID NOT KNOW THAT TO MAKE MERIT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PAST THE FIRST PART...HA HA YOU MUST BE A NEW KID... 2ND PART IS ONLY FOR THE NON MERIT OFFICERS...
I too have heard P.O.'s brag, my momma's this, my daddy's that, my play god father can get me anywhere, I want to go on the job. Then they follow it up with, if you say anything I will deny I said it. Deny, deny, where have we heard that? Hired truck, kick backs. So where do you wanna go? Their in every district and unit from the bottom up. A P.O. once said I always choose my interviews 1st before I decide, gee I was placed in Fort Koolaid on days and I never got to interview, gee I hate when that happens. Rev up and saunter, be all that you can be, oopssss that was the army wrong org.
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I'm Lt limited duty JC. All I had to do was show up sgn my name and bhammmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm on the job, I made Det., I made Sgt., I made Lt. all while limited duty and I made boooCoooooooooo big bucks on special saturation and road blocks just last yr. and even had a driver for special emplymt. till that broad Philie's girl forced me out. Now I'm still in my weekends off hahahaha but I don't have a car, well if I don't count the marked solo unit in call back. Ahhhh I got it made they even cleared an office for me. Not to worry there will be mice in here shortly among my canteen and stacks of news paper clippings. No windows to plaster my signs for help though. Oh by the way I play Semper Fi.
Hey 12:08am dumb ass! I know how the system works, ass wipe! I'm just relating a story to my brothers in blue! Unfortunately you can't figure that out! And if it makes you feel better I have 11 years 4 months on the job.
The tests were not really lost. Phil grabbed a few and ate them as part of his new low carb diet.
O'Phil you be our roll model, can we kick in door's like you and will this question be on the next exam? Let me know in advance. Thank you two cubicles away.
12:27 well you sounded like a rookie,,i have 24yrs on the job and im not a ass whip or a dumb ass. so you must have been telling the rookie's your little story, because anyone with 2-yrs knows how it works..so being a brother in blue you can blow me....
Play it louder.
Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends.
flesh out details of the six-year, $1 billion school construction plan that Daley unveiled earlier this month.
Not a dollar for White people! NOT A DOLLAR!!!!
What about the working cops that have no family on the job or clout? I guess we're screwed!
Looks like you answered your own queston!
Thow things that they should have explicitly told us at the first day of teh academy:
(1.) If housing prices sprial away, out of sight--FVCK U!!!!
(2.) You will never get promoted becasue you study for a test--FVCK YOU!!!!
In the interests of brevity and conservation of space please place the number of the below listed generic response starters at the beginning of your post. Then, add your personal attacks and, finally, launch your diatribe. For instance,
Number Six (Generic Response Starter)
You old useless blah, blah, blah (Personal Attack)
I was with your wife last night and she said etc. (Diatribe)
1. “I’ve got two years on the job and I work in a fast district where we rock.”
2. “You’re a two year, know-nothing wonder.”
3. “Yeah, well, I’ve got fifteen years on the job and been there and seen that.”
4. “Big deal. Fifteen years in a slow, do- nothing district.”
5. “In my thirty years on the job, I’ve never seen anything like this.”
6. “Thirty years! Retire you useless dinosaur. Go change your drool cup, pops.”
We're only bitchin' about the Merit People because we're not one of them.
I was surprized by the things not on the test. Like, Haz-mat, etc.
Does anyone know when the scores are coming back?
Scores? What scores? Everyone is gonna be merit this time, sorry!!!
HAZ-MAT???? Who the hell has ever had a Haz-Mat???? Dip shit..........
I just had a level 3 HAZMAT in my boxers.
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