Friday, October 20, 2006

Animals Attack - Again

One would think that there is a concerted effort in the Animal Kingdom to bring humankind to it's knees - especially amongst the ocean dwellers. It seems there has been another stingray attack, this time in Florida:
  • An 81-year-old man was in critical condition Thursday after a stingray flopped onto his boat and stung him, leaving a foot-long barb in his chest similar to the accident that killed "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin
  • Doctors were able to remove the barb during surgeries Wednesday and Thursday by eventually pulling it through his heart and closing the wound, said Dr. Eugene Costantini at Broward General Medical Center.
The disturbing part of this story is (obviously) the global coordination of the various Stingray families, despite obvious differences in skin pigmentation, religious beliefs and mating rituals. On this level, they seem much more advanced than humans. Be careful out there on the open ocean.


Anonymous Lewinsky,A/2 female dic. said...

And I thought those stingrays were so cute with that big thing sticking out from their rear end.

10/20/2006 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The end is near. Worldwide data now indicates that elephants are about to go on a rampage.

10/20/2006 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They may be aligning themselves with the coyote I saw running around Norwood Park area.

10/20/2006 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Animal Farm comes to life... "Four legs good, two legs bad!"... maybe George Orwell was a prophet.

10/20/2006 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just in..... scientists have cracked the code and are able to read and understand how stingrays communicate. The latest intelligence has exposed what we all feared, that the stingrays are organizing and coordinating attacks on humans. Here is an excerpt form one of their communications:
"Crikey! They're on to us!!"

10/20/2006 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There were a few animals attacking the Superintendent at the City Council Budget hearings.

10/21/2006 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have said it from day one and mark my words, the animals are coming for us. of course i thought it was the monkeys, well at least my sidekick monkey.

10/21/2006 04:47:00 PM  

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