Thursday, December 28, 2006

Reader Predictions for 2007

We'll provide our predictions on New Year's Eve. In the meantime, we offer you the chance to play Jeanne Dixon, Sybil Trelawney and Carnac the Magnificent all in one go. We'll try the same format as last year:
  • Local, State, National and International politics;
  • Sports prognostications;
  • Department predictions;
  • General guesses.
The Department ones ought to be interesting as we're due for a new Superintendent shortly. And the Local scene should provide some amusement as the Feds continue to indict pols statewide. Have at it.

127 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

2007 ....the end of SCC !!

12/28/2006 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Daley and most of the Aldercreatures will easily win reelection. The feds will continue to hammer City Hall, but Daley won't be indicted. Expect an increase in taxes after the election. Expansion of Casino Ganbling will be seriously considered with Chicago possibly getting at least one and maybe two casinos. It will be justified as financial aid to the schools.
2. The Government will continue to pick at Blagoveich and he will be indicted in 2008.
3. Nationally, we will begin to take steps to remove ourselves from Iraq.
4. Cline will be gone by June at the latest, and several big name exempts will be right behind him. He will stay long enough to pin a lieutenants star on his son.
Charles Williams will be the next Superintendent, with Daniel Dugan as the First Deputy. Homicides will continue to rise in 2007. After the election, expect some District boundaries to be redrawn.
5. Bears will get to the Super Bowl and loose to the San Diego Chargers.
6. Sox will get to the playoffs, but will be out in the first round.
7. Cubs will be much improved but won't make the playoffs. Expect great things from them in 2008.
8. Bulls will be defeated in the Eastern Conference finals.
9. Black Hawks will make the playoffs but be defeated in the first round.
This time next year we will see how many of these predictions came true.

12/28/2006 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2007 The indicted SOS Boys will be making our license plates at .06 cents per hour.

12/28/2006 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charles Williams will be made Supe. Kirby will be Chief of Patrol.

12/28/2006 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guilaini(Did i spell it right?) Will run for President, Obama will run lose to Rudy in 2008, Daley will be indicted,

12/28/2006 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My vote is for Huberman

12/28/2006 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2007 will bring Alqueda to our front door again, this time with a purpose. 9/11 was a spring-board and they have been chipping away at our liberal hearts ever since.

Here's a number to chew on: there are an estimated 400,000 Muslims in the greater Chicagoland area-this number is growing. It's the fastest growning religion in the world and in our prisons. Of those 400,000, only 1% subscribe to the radical/extremist side of this "peaceful" religion. That comes to 4,000 radicals out there waiting, plotting, planning, and preparing to attack us. 4,000 here in our own backyard. Even if you break it down to a tenth of a percent, the number is still a stagering 400 terrorsits in place and ready to inflict their rage on our population. That's just here in Chicago! The total number in the US is 4.5 MILLION!!! MILLION. Folks, this is not a conspiracy theory. These are facts.

For those of you who subscribe to the whole "IF" scenario, shame on you! It's a matter of when and where. They pick the target and we deal with the aftermath. Can't say that I am looking forward to another year of this shit! It's time we took the political blinders off and started kicking these A-holes in their Kurans.

God bless America!

bdusmc

12/28/2006 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Debra Kirby will be the next Supt.. Cline will retire and the hopes that the Memorial Park will be his legacy will be overshadowed by the scandal and corruption of 2006. It's a little like Lyndon Johnson, who with the "Great Society" plan was damned because of the Vietnam War.

12/28/2006 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daily will win again and site health reasons and appoint his gun tooting son who joined the military so we would all forget about the michigan incident

12/28/2006 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

test nazi says
"NO TEST RESULTS FOR YOU...GET OUT!"

12/28/2006 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lil Todd Stoger and the local democRATS will " LISTEN TO THE CALL OF THE PEOPLE" and raise the state income tax to pay for daddy Storger's stupidity in bankrupting the county.

12/28/2006 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/28/chase.shooting.ap/index.html

The above link is to a CNN story with the headline: Unarmed man killed by police.

Read the story though and it clearly states that the man had a socket wrench in his waistband, and several times adopted a shooting like stance while advancing on the officers!!!

So my prediction for the new year is that the criminally liberal media will only get worse.

Stay safe everyone, and remember: reporters are NOT your friend!

12/28/2006 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daley and Blago indicted and jailed.

Seiser elected Mayor of Chicago.

SCC elected Illinois Attorney General.

Obama presidential bid goes into the toilet after new allegations of wrong-doing.

Former Governor George Ryan caught in internet child-porn sting.

Wisconsin National Guard invades and conquers Chicago's City Hall and force Dorothy Tillman to wear a mind-altering styrofoam cheesehead.

12/28/2006 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My prediction is that the 019th district 3rd watch desk crew, in a fit of crazed hunger, will actually be forced to eat one of their own after the cookies, chips, pasta, fatted calf, twinkies, candy, all run out.

12/28/2006 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After rubbing the glass globe and chanting "Future,future!!!", my predictions for 2007 are as follows. The Area Two Gun Team (sorry....we got visions..can't help the visions)will break the record for most guns obtained in a search warrant in the City of Chicago in April only to find out the residence belongs to a close friend of a high ranking syndicate member. In May, all the loved ones of the Area Two Gun Team will be found making out Missing Reports for the entire Area Two Gun Team members. In June, a renowned plastic surgeon will offer his services free of charge to all the Area Two female detectives. All the Area Two female detectives will be the most beautiful women on earth in July. In August, all the Area Two female detectives will pose for Playboy magazine and receive a HEF-ty check!!! In September 90% of the "elite" units will be disbanded. Come October, a new and improved CPD Crime Fighting Computer will be unveiled. In November, the "new" computer will exhibit "bugs, viruses" never scene before infecting the entire global system. In December the sergeants test grades will be mailed.

12/28/2006 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prediction for CPD:
This upcoming 2007 the ghetto will start displaying the Oakland, CA craze "Whistle tips" in the muffler of their vehicles.
It's legal in California and sure as shit will be legal in this liberal fucking City too.
Prepare to have your eardrums literally shattered by these metal implants within the muffler system. It sounds like a locomotive screaming down the block. And yes, the gangbangers in Chicago are already aware of their popularity. You'll see...

-Cali native just visitin' the Shytown

12/28/2006 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so who has the real skinny on the sgt test results?
are they going to make another class off the old list, or is that one dowm?
when will the next lt and det class begin?
just wandering...................

12/28/2006 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Local Sports Predictions:
Da Bears upset in the NFC Championship by the Saints, who will defeat the Chargers in the Super Bowl. This leads to even more looting in the "Chocolate City"

The Bulls will make it to the NBA Finals, but loose to Denver. The NBA Finals MVP Allen Iverson is heard saying, "I told John Paxon he should have traded for me!"

The Sox aquire phenom Barry Zito via free agency and go one to dominate the World Series over the lowly Colorado Rockies, who beat the Cubs in game 7 of the NLCS on a walk off homer run thrown by none other than reliver extrodianer Kerry "Whoops there it goes" Wood.

And Finally the Hawks will win the Stanley Cup. But because of the biggest Asshole owner in professional sports, no one will be able to see it!

12/28/2006 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

phil will gain another 22 pounds

12/28/2006 02:05:00 PM  
Blogger sharky said...

The new Superintendent will be someone unexpected. The top heir apparent usually never gets it. Right now, I'd say the top people are Charles Williams, followed by Debby Kirby, based on previous assignments and current experience. Let's see what dark horses come into play in the next 3 months.

12/28/2006 02:14:00 PM  
Blogger sharky said...

Another prediction: Inspector "Big Bird" will try to write up people for not having their shoes shined AT CHECKOFF!! Ask the midnight people in 022 about that one just before Christmas.

12/28/2006 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well boys and girls...first order of business will be hopefully a safe year for all of us. second the heated debated on whether or not TRU does indeed suck will continue until Oct. when evertone will realize that it doesn't matter. third the manpower issue will come to light in the media but mid-paper and only for two sentences as the front pages will be oprah's pregnant headline. Finally we use the little forum to change the dept. for the better. or as an alternative for bathroom walls as ours are filled up! stay safe

12/28/2006 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I Will FInally Get These Damn Hemoroids Removed @#$*%

We Wont Have A Contract Mid Year.

Tru Will Continue To Get Bashed On The Blogs From Jealous Idiots.

Several More SOS Officers Will Be On The Chopping Block.

Phil Cline Will Retire By The End Of The YEar And Take A Civi Job Making Big $$$

We Will "Still" Be Short 3,000+ Officers On The Street And The City, Dept And FOP WIll Continue To Do Absolutely Nothing To Man The Cars, Increase Safety In The City, Decrease Crime, Increase Moral And Productivity And Most Importantly Up Officer Safety.

They Will Continue To Disarm Officers Attending Certain Courts Putting Us In Harms Way.

I'm Sure They'll Add Another Stupid Policy Along Side Our Pussy No Kell Light Flashlight And No Chase.

I Predict They Will Continue To Hire Pussy Liberal College Dork Police And Gangster Police.

Daley Will Waist More Money And Shmooz The Pulic Even More By Adding Another 300 Camera's City Wide Making Them All Think They Are Safe.

THE BEAN WILL FALL :-(

12/28/2006 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DALEY wins hands down. WHITE SOX go to world series.......WIN! Cline retires.....MARIA MAHER appointed new SUP...the TODDLER stumbles...repeatedly, Crime goes up and CHASEN continues to be a ROYAL JAG!!!

12/28/2006 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DNA unit takes Hit for dropping the ball. Everyone continues in their same position. Business as usual.

12/28/2006 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hittney will own your ass !

12/28/2006 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC will find cauliflower growing in his pants.

12/28/2006 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2007 predictions:

Daley re-elected

Obama embroiled in scandal, Hillary becomes a shoe-in for the Democratic nomination

Phat Phil retires

Ron Huberman becomes new CPD Superintendent

George Ryan retains most of hispension by court decision and gets new trial on appeal but dies before the trial. Bush pardons Ryan posthumusly and his family receives his full pension.

Patrick Fitzgerald runs for senate seat vacated by the disgraced Obama
and wins

GPS units in all marked vehicles make life truly unbearable for rank and file. Broken GPS units begin appearing mysteriously all over the city

Blue shirts unite for the first time ever and picket City Hall in numbers approaching St Jude Sunday

FOP gets best contract ever

I will Mega-Millions lottery and retire and go to Las Vegas and begin dating show girls two at a time

I wake up and discover I am still wearing a blue shirt and driving a blue and white

My partner pulls the gun from my hand and urges therapy

I start drinking again as I realize it's 8 more years till retirement

2nd city copper blog becomes closed for police and retired PO only, we must sign in with our real name.

2nd city blog disappears

12/28/2006 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phat Phil will attend next years Thankgiving Day parade where he will be entered as a float, being held by rope by six 35th street house mice.

12/28/2006 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The SOS saga will be made into a movie, Buddy Hackett will play JF.

12/28/2006 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about "Sternac the Improbable"??

I predit TRU and SOS will be disbanded.

12/28/2006 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phat Phil will attend next years Thankgiving Day parade where he will be entered as a float, being held by rope by six 35th street house mice.

12/28/2006 03:38:47 PM

LMAO!

12/28/2006 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The W/C on the 3rd watch in the 19th District becomes an even bigger, and more pompous a-hole.

12/28/2006 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous The View said...

The next Supt of Police will be Eugene Williams, probably one of the most solid men among the high ranks of the Job. Danny Dugan will be the 1st Deputy, as we all know that the Irish run the CPD
(thanks for the tip, Pat Hill!).
Daley will win again. Troutman will be defeated, but she won't go away quietly, as she is also the Democratic Committeeman of her ward. The White Sox will come back stronger next year. The Cubs will continue to disappoint those foolish enough to believe anything good will come of them; they might even be sold, if the price $$ is right enough for the Tribune Co.
Stroger will back down to all the Cook County big wigs who claim they "just can't make it" with the across the board 17% budget cuts.

12/28/2006 05:45:00 PM  
Blogger Doubter said...

Around midnight New Year's Eve, someone in the ghetto will be struck by a stray bullet.

12/28/2006 05:50:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

#1 Changes w/i the CPD

#2 Major overhaul of the CTA

#3 Terrorism threats in the US and our city

#4 Lou Piniella will not only improve our Cubs, but also throw chairs, the organ and other assorted items onto the field.

#5 A new aviation museum in Clearing

#6 Chia Pet comes out with a new Second City Chia, just in time for Christmas '07. You keep watering the damn thing, yet never find out what he looks like ;0

#7 Our girl, Sgt Hitney, will be the first to bounce on the new rubber sidewalk
Boiiiiiiiiiing!

12/28/2006 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody hear if Boroff is still in 24?

12/28/2006 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Self-Arrest forms will be mailed out to the citizens. Those that are wanted will be given a gift card to turn themselves in.

12/28/2006 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cline retired, huberman supt, bears lose, tank head of public schools, animals destroy more, murder rate up, no contract as the fop has no balls..

12/28/2006 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HERE' MY FOOTBALL PREDICTIONS: I HAVE TWO LAS VEGAS SUPER BOWL WINNER "FUTURES" TICKETS PURCHASED AT THE LAS VEGAS HILTON IN AUGUST, 2006. BALTIMORE RAVENS 30/1 PAYS $1,550.00 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS 100/1 PAYS $5,050.OO ....SO SORRY BEARS AND CHARGERS FANS! SIGNED, THE "JUST PRO FOOTBALL" GUY.

12/28/2006 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KIRBY MAKES FIRST FEMALE SUPERINTENDENT OF CPD. IT'S ALREADY BEEN DECIDED BY DIS'HONOR, DA' MAYOR! SHE'LL GET IT FROM THE INDICTED SOS COPPERS. SHE WAS A GOOD KID IN AREA 2. I HOPE SHE DOES OKAY AS SUPE.

12/28/2006 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Debra Kirby has some very serious things in her closet. CAN NOT BE MADE SUPT. PERIOD!

12/28/2006 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my prediction is that ronnie rufo bangs alot of chicks....

12/28/2006 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my prediction is that the 009th district coppers on the third watch will continue to be the dogs of the city...go tulsa power

12/28/2006 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SS who was recently detailed to a unit will be found out for the pathological liar she really is and be sent to 025 on midnites prior to receiving 30 pending for lying about the accident, "iods", and all the other bullshit AND will lose everything due to the lawsuits against her.

12/28/2006 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous not a bosses kid said...

Wow..I just checked my bank balance on-line and noticed my CPD pay for 1/01/07 has been deposited already. I was anxiously scrolling through my account info to see how much my 2% raise would amount to..Ready for it?

SIX Fucking Dollars!

Went from approximately $1,718.00 (net) to $1,724.00 (net). WOW twelve dollars a month, now I can upgrade the asswipe in my home to the quilted brand!

I can't wait to see my CPD check stub to see what all the deductions increased up to.

Pathetic..And no duty avail yet either. I'm sure they'll (city) wait until 2359 hrs on the day it's due us, that way they can collect all the interest income generated!

12/28/2006 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict that that now that Stroger is elected, the mayor after reelection will disband the Chicago Police Department and let the county take over policing (like LA)to save the tax payers millions and not take the heat for police corruption and the millions spent in lawsuits. CPD officers who pass the tests could apply to Stroger or the 11th ward for a job.

12/28/2006 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree Daley won't be indicted. We all need to keep in mind two very important things his two brothers one is a big guy within cook county john Daley calls the shots more often then you know,let us not forget Bill Daley big business big money ask any attorney working for big business also Bill has connections to the white house Via: congress. Oh one more the mob

12/28/2006 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my prediction for 2007....
1. the bears will lose im the play-offs in typical chicago fashion.
2. the test results will still not be posted
3. we will elect different fop members who will still do nothing for us
4. more sos guys will be indicted
5. the a2 gun team will make the news for getting another steller weapons seizure from a retired guy
6. the homicide rate will increase
7. we will get f@$*** on our contract once again
8. need I go on?
I DO LOVE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!

12/28/2006 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The women in Area 2 will buy clothing in festive colors rather than the Vampire woman who owns nothing but black clothing, and her beautiful blonde partner, who will also buy one pair of pants and blouse in colors other than police blue. Vampire woman will also get a personality, and re dye her hair.

The bossy one will benefit with a new anti depresion drug in 2007 and have a pleasant personality.

12/28/2006 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wonder how many new romances come out of the 009th district? i think they go to work to find a wife in the station...nice

12/28/2006 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser for Mayor- afterall he runs it

12/28/2006 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

residency rule lifted!

12/28/2006 10:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Bub Rub said...

Anonymous said...
Prediction for CPD:
This upcoming 2007 the ghetto will start displaying the Oakland, CA craze "Whistle tips" in the muffler of their vehicles.


THE WHISTLES GO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

12/28/2006 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So much for that Zito thing!

12/28/2006 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On this day next year Phil Cline will still be the Sup.

12/28/2006 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



I predict that both, Cline and Molloy, will retire in 2007. Probably early part of 2007.

Molloy made all his once personal friends and people assigned to him to promotions, thus he is taking care of his promises before he goes.

There is hint that Cline may go sooner and blame the quick retirement on health issues.

Once these two white powerhouses leave, get ready for many to pull the pin with them.



PS The department will not put back to back white supt's in. So it will be either Hispanic or Black.

12/28/2006 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict we get NO pay raise in our next contract amongst all the other things our shitty union decides to not fight for. Oh wait, this isn't the 2009 predictions page...

12/29/2006 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patti Blago will be indicted long before the "Gov" will be.

12/29/2006 04:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cook county / city of chicago gets rid of felony review. they are literally worthless. omg!!!!!!
if the law states what the law requires to meet for a certain charge than so be it. these past couple years, the rookie ball-less stupid incompetant felony review personel that answers the phone are a fucking joke. the law says one thing and they say another. hey dumb asses, it's not my fault that the cook county jails are 5X times their max population and you're getting heat to deny charges. fuck you! your just as much as the problem as the criminals commiting the crimes out there.

People, don't accept their bullshit reasoning or excuses. demand an over-ride. if that fails because of pussy bosses, then demand an upgrade in court. if that fails, document everything and send it the news papers, television channels, aldermans office, mayors office or to your local church, etc. put the blame on them for dropn the ball. when stupid robs another individual, car jacks somebody or kills somebody but should have been in custody on your case, then you can blow the whistle on the county's imcompetance.

felony review - cook county. you're a bunch of fucking strokes.

sorry readers. i had to vent and get off the subject.

12/29/2006 04:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all those in the 4th district thank you cpd. the tru cops stopped a whoppn 112 cars on 432's beat tonight. thanks for making your presence known.

not a single latin king a sturring not even a mouse/enforcer...

12/29/2006 05:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict that all of us as Chicago Police Officers will stand around like a bunch of idiots and let that thing called a mayor along with fop screw us all over big time on the next contrct. Be prepared to loose more benefits so the ghetto rats can have them.

I predict that after we get screwed on the next contract most will bitch and moan and not do a damn thing about it. Wanna bet I am right on!!!

12/29/2006 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict that WEB tech Wireless will hit $50 per share, so along with the commander of data systems I too will make a shitload of money.

WEB Tech WireLess has the contract to install all the wireless technology for the city..

12/29/2006 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 12/28/2006 08:20:19 PM
Not a Bosses kid,

Just so you know the raise does not show until the 16th of Jan. This check covers the last pay period of 2006. The last check of the year is usually a couple of bucks different due to a year end adjustment. Don't ask me to explain the adjustment because that I do not know. This has happened to me years past.

12/29/2006 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey brain dead 12/28/2006 08:20:19 PM Poster:
Your pay check stub will read that is it for the pay period ending 31 Dec 06. Your raise does not go into effect until 01 Jan 07. Therefore, it will not be reflected until the pay period ending 15 Jan 07 and that check is distributed on 16 Jan 07.

12/29/2006 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It a shame what happened to 432's beat, the east side used to be a pretty good neighborhood, it's really gone to shit, at least 4 or 5 homicides on that beat that I can think of this year.

12/29/2006 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the goof worried about his 2% raise. It starts on the first and won't see it until the 16th. how much time do you have on this job? The extra money is a tax adjustment!!!!!! Go work at burger king.

12/29/2006 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all those in the 4th district thank you cpd. the tru cops stopped a whoppn 112 cars on 432's beat tonight. thanks for making your presence known.

not a single latin king a sturring not even a mouse/enforcer...



THAT IS BECAUSE THIER LOOKING FOR US IN THE WRONG PLACES, YOU FOOLS. YOU WILL NEVER GET IT, OR US. PIGS

12/29/2006 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Soz will win 20 games all season. The Ozzie ride ends and he is deported with the church lady. The Bears will win the superbowl and Tank shoots himself in the foot trying to kill Lovie.

12/29/2006 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

009 District 3rd Watch will actually do police work in 2007. Criminals will be shocked! Tulsa Power will be shut down forever...

12/29/2006 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a way that you could tell if the new Sgt test results will be publihsed soon. Pick three "members of this department" who are in your unit that have the most clout. When you notice that they are happy and are singing " Bee Eee Bee and Bee Eee Bo" made famous by the three stooges, then you know that the list has been completed, not yet released. The "members" have been notified that their superior intellect hasn't abandoned them and they have predictably done well.

I predict that Daley will win re-election, but will be indicted shortly after the election. He has been warned not to run but because he has a personal war with Fitzgerald, he has to counterattack by running for re-election. Very stupid on Daley's part.

I predict that the new Sup. will be a female. Maybe not born one, but nevertheless considered a female as of today.

Sox, Cubs, Bears, Bulls, Hawks and the other "professional" teams Chicago has will fall short again in 2007. Wait till next century!

Poland will annex Cook County.

An American will illegally enter Mexico and be caught. He will then be shot as a spy sparking a war between the 2 countries. Mexico will win in 2 days because of what is called "5th columnists" a.k.a. Brigada de Burrito and Regimento de No Seguros. One of the terms of the peace treaty will be that the official language of the U.S. is Spanish.

The file cabinets in Area 5 will remain in the hallway, bathrooms, and wherever they were moved to. The Area itself will be closed bcause of toxic mold and the dreaded air disease called bullshititis.

Finally, I predict that all clout people will be "given" promotions, nice jobs, and lots of money. This prediction I do believe will come true.

Happy New Year

12/29/2006 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous homeless said...

Went from approximately $1,718.00 (net) to $1,724.00 (net). WOW twelve dollars a month, now I can upgrade the asswipe in my home to the quilted brand!
---------------

SEE! Now you can buy that $450,000 ranch in Edison Park you have been dreaming about!

12/29/2006 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was thinking about going on match.com to find a new man...but i hear i have a better chance of finding a husband working in the 009th district station..please advise so i can bid there....thanks

12/29/2006 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to: 12/28/2006 08:20:19 PM

Since when will the city give you an increase in pay before you worked the days?

The new raise starts in 1 Jan 07, so you will not see it until 16 Jan 07.

THINK NEXT TIME

12/29/2006 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After the election, Daley will move all non-emergency city phone operations like 3-1-1 to call centers in India.

These operations will be owned by his friends and the kickback will be in Rupees.

12/29/2006 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 5:45 pm You must be either Williams himself or one of the two people he hasnt tried to screw over. Help any m/2 pos if he gets in!!!!!

12/29/2006 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous 025 Copper said...

Tru will impound more cars for 1811s and false trps then New York and L.A. combined. The average time on job in TRU will rise to 3.5 years though.....Another prediction bt 1631 will not be seen on beat!

12/29/2006 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terry Williams will be next sup. 100% sure thing. It is a puppet position and he would be perfect since he has never done anything anyway.

12/29/2006 11:03:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

As both active and former homicides detectives well know, the prognostications from that time-honored tradition of "the ghoul pool" are imminent.

After consulting with Madame Shaniqua of the Psychic Friends Network. I will now predict the district (NYPD precinct) of the last recorded homicide of 2006 and the first of 2007 in both NYC and Chicago:

Last 2006 Homicide:
Chicago: Da Wood (007)
NYPD: 73rd Pct. (Bklyn)

First 2007 Homicide:
Chicago: Fillmo' (011)
NYPD: 44th Pct. (Bronx)

P.S.: One of the four incidents will be "a two-bagger".

As is their wont, the FBI Quantico "profilers" in the Behavioral Science Unit (BSU) (aka as the "BullShit Unit") are playing prohibitive longshots--both the last and first will occur in 016 (CPD) and in the NYPD's 123rd Pct. out on the southern tip of Staten Island. The FBI "profilers" will consider Hannibal Lecter as "a person of interest" in both NYC murders.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

12/29/2006 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MAURY POVICH SHOW:
"Phil - Your ARE The Father"

12/29/2006 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the 019 district 3rd watch will find a way to pawn off every job without actually handling one. for example word is, if the car is made in detroit, and it is involved in an accident in 019, it has nothing to do with 019 personell. it belongs to detroit pd.

019 tact will set a department record in ANOV numbers. while arresting fewer people than operation closed market.

12/29/2006 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago will NEVER get rid of Felony Review. You have NO idea what you are talking about, kid..

12/29/2006 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course, we stopped every gang banging vehicle out on 432's beat. Your lazy district doesn't do squat compared to TRU. 004 does not impress me. Everyone should thank us for the way we shut gangs down!

12/29/2006 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Predictions:
2007-The immoral war in Iraq will end and everyone will stop fighting for a worthless cause-OIL!
2007-End of SCC due to Sgt Hitney's lawyers...
SOS will be disbanded and renamed
TRU will become more powerful thanks to Cline Jr.

12/29/2006 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3 certain watch secy's will get caught for sleepn with their boss's.

moral will reach an all time low on this dept..

they will make 7 more inspectors, a position and rank which is a total waste of $

fop lodge 7 will drop da ball yet again..

scc will continue to a great job..

tru will be combined with sos and they will be called SROUTS.

the dept will use their heads for a change and keep the traffic court downtown but also make a tc north and a tc south with parking for the police. the result will increase citation writing 758%, making the city more money & making the streets much safer. everybody wins.

12/29/2006 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will be a new Superintendent after the mayoral election. No suprise but it will be Charles Williams and he will appoint Maria Maher as his 1st Deputy.

12/29/2006 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2007 Prediction:

CPD actually places an exempt worth his salt (REAL POLICE) in charge of officers

That is actually a "wish", because we all know there aren't any exempts worth their salt...

If cops had leadership, then there wouldn't be too many bad cops in SOS getting arrested...

Bears win first playoff game...

Game On!!!

12/29/2006 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY PREDICTION FOR 2007. MAYOR DALEY RESIGNS AND RUDY GUILIANI BECOMES MAYOR OF CHICAGO. AND FIRES PHAT PHIL. DARLY GATES BECOMES THE NEXT CPD SUPT. AND ORDERS ALL GANG MEMBERS INCLUDING TANK JOHNSON SHOT AND KILLED. DEVINE IS KILLED IN A DUI TRAFFIC ACCIDENT AND ASA BIRKETT FROM DUPAGE COUNTY IS NAMED THE NEXT S.A.

12/29/2006 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY PREDICTION FOR THE YEAR 2007.

SEISER WILL STILL RUN IT.

12/29/2006 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 820 post!! Your raise will be on the 16th check and your extra check will be in on the 5th. Take it easy.

12/29/2006 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We predict the Area2 gun team will continue home invading police officers, firemen , and urban professionals for not registering they're guns. We predict the Area two gun team will conduct the largest gun seizure in CPD history on a fellow officer - for failing to register a gun. We predict the Area2 gun team will continue being fed F Tip info from a insider at the State police & a insider at ATF....GOOD WORK....FUCK HEADS!

12/29/2006 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Jonathan Winters is more suited to play the role of JF in the SOS movie.

12/29/2006 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seeing how successful the IPASS has been for the State, the city will install open roads in Chicago.

This will be initiated on 111th Street just west of Western and hardly noticed,since no one seems to be obeying the speed limit now.

The Marine Unit will be deployed to the west end of the 008th District and conduct a seat belt mission.

Stun guns will be issued to all sworn officers. Use your imagination on this one.

Cash bonds will be taken on the street. Ok, I'm even getting a chuckle out of this one.

All of Chicago will be classified as a level ll Doc

Chicagoans will revolt when the air they breath is taxed. Alderman Burke will enact a law making it crime to feed pigeons anything but wheat germ.

12/29/2006 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course, we stopped every gang banging vehicle out on 432's beat. Your lazy district doesn't do squat compared to TRU. 004 does not impress me. Everyone should thank us for the way we shut gangs down!

stop trying to bait people, your not from tru..

12/29/2006 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict that some stupid copper is gonna get caught up in lies and lose his job

12/29/2006 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
the 019 district 3rd watch will find a way to pawn off every job without actually handling one. for example word is, if the car is made in detroit, and it is involved in an accident in 019, it has nothing to do with 019 personell. it belongs to detroit pd.

019 tact will set a department record in ANOV numbers. while arresting fewer people than operation closed market.

12/29/2006 01:06:21 PM

That is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/29/2006 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous "BIG JOE" CURTAIN said...

I predict its "curtains" for 025 Gallows retired, Northside, & Sir Donkey in 2007. My guy APEL is on to youz!!!!!!

12/29/2006 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the dept will use their heads for a change and keep the traffic court downtown but also make a tc north and a tc south with parking for the police. the result will increase citation writing 758%, making the city more money & making the streets much safer. everybody wins.

12/29/2006 03:29:54 PM


good idea

12/29/2006 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

019 tact will set a department record in ANOV numbers. while arresting fewer people than operation closed market.

12/29/2006 01:06:21 PM

Wake up 3 year wonder, tact teams don't write anov's, at least they don't in 019 we haven't been allowed to for the past 3 or 4 years because they don't count on the weekly. But of course you wouldn't know anything about that, keep dreaming only 8 more years till you can bid up here...

mwahahahahahahahahaha!

love,
019th district tact, cleaning up the city one joint at a time but getting paid more than a 3 year wonder who doesn't have enough time to bid for o.t. initative

12/29/2006 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesse Jackson will be indcted for fraud.

FOP Lodge #7 will be decertified as a Union by the US Department of Labor and criminal charges will be prepared against past and present officers.

Blago will release all prisoners on death row and plead for clemency for Sadamm Hussein. Then he will be indicted.

Seiser will be the next Superintendent. He will really run it then.

Rich Austin, of Traffic, will finally get his. He will be beaten up by a short female officer when he tries to lock her up for DUI. Then he will be hand cuffed and arrested for false arrest.

His rat buddy Burton will finally be indicted for perjury after testifying in one of his bogus DUI cases in traffic court.

12/29/2006 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tru will once again lead the city in........EVERYTHING, including time on the job bitcheeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!

12/29/2006 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. A.Z. WILL NEED FURTHER MEDS PRESCRIBED

2. J.T. WILL STILL BE A BITCH

12/29/2006 10:11:00 PM  
Blogger happyjoyjoyjoy said...

2007 predictions:
1. The city will realize the hard work done by the police and every sworn member will receive a $20,000 bonus.
Officers will bitch about not getting $25,000
2. Officers will bitch that sgts dont do anything and are worthless.
sgts will start doing their job and officers will bitch that the sgts supervise too much
3. An officer will bitch about all the clout babies, then he will get clout and not understand why he is hated by others.
4. SCC will start a post about a serious injury to an officer.
Another officer will post a response under that post saying "Area 2 gunteam sucks".
5. My hair will continue to recede.
I will still be one sexy bitch. Oh yeah, I brought sexy back.

12/29/2006 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More on Oakland's whistle tips:

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/39.html



That's some funny shit!

12/29/2006 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my prediction: beats 2211 and 811 will be mandated to stay on their beats. also 2211 and 811 will be 10-4 cars at all times. oh wait nevermind what was i thinking why should the beats with a high concentration of taxpayers, city workers, and non criminals get police service.

12/29/2006 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Predictions:
SOS will be disbanded and renamed
TRU will become more powerful thanks to Cline Jr.

12/29/2006 01:43:30 PM

It's either disbanded or renamed.

Matt has been in 193 for the last 2 years.

12/29/2006 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous sir donkey said...

I predict that, due to piss poor morale, and even worse leadership, there wil be a call to arms (and general recruitment drive) of the Almighty Insane Fish.

12/30/2006 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict That Rosie O'Donell and Donald Trump finally meet and Rosie kicks the shit out of Donald.

12/30/2006 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said....
the 019 district 3rd watch will find a way to pawn off every job without actually handling one. for example word is, if the car is made in detroit, and it is involved in an accident in 019, it has nothing to do with 019 personell. it belongs to detroit pd.


Does that apply if the car is made in Japan or Korea?

12/30/2006 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Year's Day James Brown will rise from the dead screaming "I Feel Good".

Saddam "insane" Husseien, surprised that he's not greeted by 80 virgins in HELL, starts his own sect in infuriating the Devil and his boys of westside gangbangers. All HELL breaks loose.

12/30/2006 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Todd Stroger will get even dumber as the year goes on!

12/30/2006 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

at 0001 hrs. 01 Jan 2007 citywide cameras will pick up the sound of gunfire.

12/30/2006 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That whistle tip thing looks annoying. Can we impound the cat in Chicago since we have the 75 ft noise ordinance for the stereos?

12/30/2006 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

beats 432 and 433 will continue to get no to little police service. piece's of shit will move in without any presure to go elsewhere from the pd. the southeastside and hegewisch will fall and any and all decent hard working good people will be forced to move

my x-wife will call me up and inform me she has had a sex change

our union will fail us again

daley will be seen on tv giving another smoking mirrors speach when a reporter spots a strange white gooie substance on the edge of his mouth and on his cheek

phil will go to a toy store in 16 to get his marionette strings repaired. this will make dick the puppeteer very happy

the use of a dirty sanchez will be outlawed in chicago. cpd can now write an anov for it

gang members and drug dealers will out number police in the city, 40 to 1.

12/30/2006 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

019 might not write anov's but the sure do write parking tickets. I have seen it with my own eyes in front of the old navy in 019

go fighting 019

12/30/2006 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares, maybe the car in front of the Old Navy deserved a ticket, instead of asking a beat car to come over and do it, they did it themselves...

12/30/2006 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict the 022nd District will be closed due to lack of interest, and their new police station sold by Daley to Harold's Chicken, thus making it the largest Chicken Shack in Chicago. By doing this, 022 will have a lower crime rate, and the residents of the west end of 022 will get better police service due to squad cars from all over the city coming thru 022 to ooggle the massive new Harolds Chicken Shack. Cline also retires and buys a place across the street......

12/30/2006 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Predictions, I will retire from the rat hole of filth and lies.

12/30/2006 11:27:00 PM  
Blogger dilligaf said...

"That whistle tip thing looks annoying. Can we impound the cat in Chicago since we have the 75 ft noise ordinance for the stereos?"

ILCS:

625ILCS5/12-602 Mufflers, prevention of noise. (summation- cannot alter, modify or bypass an adequate muffler. Also includes an improperly functioning mufflers.)

Other fun equipment violations you see often and may hammer a jag bag for (or PC):

625ILCS5/12-503 c : Obstruction of drivers view (any object placed or suspended that obstructs drivers view of any of the windows)

625ILCS5/12-604.1 a : Video devices (cannot have them immediately forward of the drivers seat or driver can view it while vehicle is in operation and video device on, there are a few exceptions; dashboard display, gps, mapping display etc).

625ILCS5/12-607 a : Suspension system ( lowriders)

625ILCS5/12-610.5 b : Registration plate covers (includes the clear ones)

12/31/2006 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

love,
019th district tact, cleaning up the city one joint at a time but getting paid more than a 3 year wonder who doesn't have enough time to bid for o.t. initative

************************************

You know at one point there were no biddable spots in 019 for almost 18 months. Why? Loaded up with connected fresh meat the 044. Most of you never learned how to be the police. I wouldn't be bragging. And no, I'm not jealous. I gave too much pride to ever work in a place like that.

P.S.
It's spelled "initiative".

12/31/2006 03:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict that Trump and Rosie will be caught in a prostitution sting along Lincoln Avenue. The Vice Dicks will raid the place and find Trump on his back getting glazed by Rosie.







EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

12/31/2006 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To:
"BIG JOE" CURTAIN said...
I predict its "curtains" for 025 Gallows retired, Northside, & Sir Donkey in 2007. My guy APEL is on to youz!!!!!!

Is that the same APEL who's kid is fighting a case from a search warrant that was done on his house, 40lbs of weed and 10 grams of coke recovered. Funny thing is, his DAD, the Cop, your guy lives right next to his kid and didn't know he had 10 lbs of weed in the crisper of the fridge in the kitchen. Come on. You guys in 25 are a trip.

12/31/2006 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

regarding the Selvie comment on 12/30/06: Michael Selvie--the alleged shooter of Chicago Bears Tank Johnson's friend/bodyguard---was arrested and charged with the shooting murder of a police crossing guard's son @ approximately 6900 S. Western, in 1996 or 1997. He was acquited in a bench trial, because A/1 detectives dissed his rights... no prior beefs regarding violence??
Bullshit.........!!!!!!!!

1/01/2007 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict Tina Skahill will be Superintedent or First Deputy. I think Hubberman will be the Superitendent if she is not appointed. I think Maher, Molloy, Chasen, Dugan, Johnson, Scrivner, Risley, Grau, Walsh, Day, Starks and Cline should retire for the benefit of the department. Just give it up. None of you are qualified to do the job.

1/01/2007 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think FOP will finally fight for the things we need like a descent raise, lift the residency requirment so we can afford to live in a descent house in a descent neighborhood and not have to play police when we come home everyday, and have the me too clause added to our contract like the Fire Deparment has. They automatically get anything we get along with what they have agreed to in the end.

Did you guys know that health insurance went up on us including the fact that prescriptions doubled this past July. The city has that option. Also, we will not have health insurance after 2013. Am I the only person that sees that as an issue. I can go on my wife's insurance, but what if you do not have that option?

1/01/2007 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 12/31, 1102 AM

Isn't that the same John Apel who was all over the news in the late 90s for knowing about a double homicide his nephew had commited and kept it a secret for 2 years. He claimed he did so because he was afraid of his nephew. He took the 5th until he was granted immunity. In court he stated he hadn't made an arrest in the prior 25 years. Who'd he pay to keep his job?

1/01/2007 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO 01/01/07 4:18:01pm

Yea, thats him!! Was inside his whole career, and was there (inside)during "Big Joes" regime. Its crap like this that blogs like this are started. Big Joe was screaming at working coppers on Friday & Saturday nites, but his clout-heavy insiders were left alone. JOE pretended to be reformer, but when he got "the call" to take care of certain people, JOE toed the line!!!!
JOE had some good qualities;once he got to know u and knew you were a worker(even the Dagos)he left u alone and even thru u a bone once in while. The crap on this dept. was beyond him.........................

1/01/2007 07:07:00 PM  

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