Sunday, December 31, 2006

SCC Predictions

Well, the readers have had their say. Now we'll inflict our views upon the readers. Granted, quite a few might be similar to those posted previously, but we never claimed to be the only psychics around.
  • Politics - Local - a few more routine indictments, convictions or guilty pleas from City Hall. Fitzpatrick has landed his punches there. Look for a boatload of headlines concerning County government though. The Feds took truckloads of records out of the County Building in 2006 and no one has seen hide or hair of them since - the accountants must be busy.
  • Politics - State - Ryan retrial? Probably. We'll also bet they screen potential jurors a lot more closely this time. How about a few Blago scandals? They're out there and they're brewing.
  • Politics - National and International - Someone is going to bomb Iran. The only question is whether it's the US or the Israelis. If it doesn't happen in 07, it's happening in 08. Hillary and Obama will announce runs for the nomination. Both will fall behind to someone else. The Republican nomination is as murky as the Dems. Just for laughs, we'll predict someone will finally prove bin Laden is dead. Europe will continue it's slide into irrelevance as more and more muslims force an aging population into new depths of ridiculousness. There will be some sort of coup in North Korea and China will suffer some major internal problems.
  • Sports - everyone in Chicago will suffer disappointment. Da Bears will fall a game short of the Superbowl; the Bulls will suffer a second round playoff defeat; the Blackhawks will lose in the first round of the playoffs; the Sox moves will be nowhere near enough; the Cubs will still suck and outdraw the Sox by thousands.
  • Department - New Superintendent. We'll stick with our Maher prediction of last summer. We'll repeat last year's guess that Starks is leaving this year. Williams will be the new First. SOS will be renamed, but remain intact. Convictions will result in heavy prison time and Administrative firings for this scandal will total more than a dozen. Brennan will remain a useless "hiring monitor" and we'll see a series of exams for small unit spots (Marine, K9, ET, FTO again).
  • General - the economy will keep going despite the democrats control of Congress. This will be a blessing and a curse for Republican hopes in 2008. We'll do another 2 million page views without breaking a sweat and still manage to have fun despite the threats of lawyers and various media types. Seiser will still run it.

55 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

what?!?!???!?!?

no winning lotto numbers? what the hell, SCC...

12/31/2006 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are the damn sgt. results, it's going on 7 months. What the f**k. F.O.P. do something even if it's wrong.

12/31/2006 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

012th District has the biggest bunch of DO NOTHING coppers I have ever seen!!! I predict...they will continue to do nothing and make people run away in fear from the desk after being threatned by the nitwits that work the desk on afternoons!! They are to busy reading their magazines and watching TV...oh and doing crossword puzzles too...to want to do "ANY" police work..lazy Where are the Inspectors when you need them??? They really need to visit the desk there and make the officers who "bid" for that position do their jobs....and come 6:00pm they are down to half manpower because they are GONE by then!! must be nice to leave after working a 4 hour day??? worthless...

12/31/2006 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is an FTO test on the 20th of this month.
Has the FTO program changed? Are there any real incentives to becoming an FTO?
I predict that those who take the FTO test will ALL pass (because the department is hurting for FTO's, due to it being a shit program).
I further predict that the make-up of those who take the test will fall into one of two groups - 5 years or less who are well intentioned but nieve, and 20 year on dog asses who want to add a pay grade before they retire.

12/31/2006 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maher is leaving with Cline and Molloy, that is a 100% guarantee.

12/31/2006 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous sir donkey, esq. said...

I predict there will be a meeting of the BPO INSANE FISH at club Gibbons some time in the near future, with a new publisher of "the 025 Gallows" to follow.
The Crevat: Senoir Members of I/F fail to provide guiedance.

12/31/2006 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are writing this down, only if to razz you with in December of 07 SCC. Though boys and girls I do agree with almost all of it, and can't wait till till the toddlers' old man gets buried with scandal before he makes it to the grave. Maybe, just maybe we will hear a lonely democrat cry out from his fetal position that "I voted for these assholes?" preferably right after his job is cut...stay safe on idiot nite kids

12/31/2006 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We predict that the Area Two Gun Team will order more cases of CHAPSTICK then the Area Two RBT female detectives in the year 2007. Blowhards.

12/31/2006 03:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict the sale of the 2007 AREA 2 GUN TEAM GUYS calender, aptly named "BIG GUNS" will pay for ALL that plastic surgery needed immediatly on the AREA 2 female dics.

12/31/2006 03:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any info on Little Ricky "Lt.RG" stepping on it again? Heard that he was harrassing a PO and when the PO's husband asked him to stop texting her, he said and I quote "No, I'll F'in shoot you and F#$k your wife" in front of witnesses. If this is true, and I say if, how many times is LAPA and the Department gonna save him and let him get away with this. I know anyone LT and above is just about exempt (no pun intended) from punishment. Any truth to this would be helpful. Be safe tonight.

12/31/2006 04:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haynes for commander

12/31/2006 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Any info on Little Ricky "Lt.RG" stepping on it again? Heard that he was harrassing a PO and when the PO's husband asked him to stop texting her, he said and I quote "No, I'll F'in shoot you and F#$k your wife" in front of witnesses. If this is true, and I say if, how many times is LAPA and the Department gonna save him and let him get away with this. I know anyone LT and above is just about exempt (no pun intended) from punishment. Any truth to this would be helpful. Be safe tonight.

12/31/2006 04:28:24 AM

NO WAY NOT AGAIN .... WHAT DIST DOES RG WORK IN?

OR IS THIS ALL NONSENSE?

12/31/2006 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prediction:

The 009th District will continue to have the most LAZY coppers in the city.
The only thing these guys know how to do is to respond to in progress calls, and once they are there they turn off their little blue lights and put their blinders back on till another hot call comes out.
Those coppers in 009 really love light and sirens.
Please do some police work and stop a few people now and again.

12/31/2006 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maher is leaving with Cline and Molloy, that is a 100% guarantee.

I would take that bet that you are 100% wrong on that one. And that I can guarantee.

12/31/2006 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is Little Ricky? I thought he was still off. If you tell me where he is assigned, I will find out and post it for you...

12/31/2006 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My prediction....the job will get worse in 007!!

An old timer told me in 1990....there'll be a day when CPD won't carry guns. In 1990 I thought he was nuts...not today!!

12/31/2006 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any info on Little Ricky "Lt.RG" stepping on it again? Heard that he was harrassing a PO and when the PO's husband asked him to stop texting her, he said and I quote "No, I'll F'in shoot you and F#$k your wife" in front of witnesses. If this is true, and I say if, how many times is LAPA and the Department gonna save him and let him get away with this. I know anyone LT and above is just about exempt (no pun intended) from punishment. Any truth to this would be helpful. Be safe tonight.

12/31/2006 04:28:24 AM

Where is that pedophile at these days ? He needs to register.

12/31/2006 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous APELS PAWN SHOP said...

I predict world pieces between "Big Joe", 025 Gallows Ret.,Northside, and Sir Donkey!!!

12/31/2006 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My prdiction for 2007 is...I'll still be a dogass and won't do shit but collect my checks !

12/31/2006 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

news flash! this is chicago not fire or any other dept. fop 7 dont let the sgt's join. we should be aware CR# Ect. again who will win. simmer down, no way. no matter how you cut it white shirts on CPD are management they do what ever it takes to keep their spot. come on guys think about it nice guy today asshole tomorrow. I repeat WHITE SHIRT IS MANAGEMENT.

12/31/2006 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? Nothing on residency?? weak.

12/31/2006 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say Cline and Starks will leave after the election. All the exempts who were promoted far beyond their level of competence will have to leave, especially if we get a descent stand up Superintedent that won't deal with the "good ole boy" and promote my boys and the girls I slept with along the way concept. I don't think it will be Dep. Supt. Williams. That midget has stepped on his nuts far too many times. That's bad when all races hate you and think you are an incompetent fool. Blacks won't even claim him. I think it will be Frank Limon. I also think we need someone that is not affiliated with CPD. I have 7 months left, you think they will promote me?

I think Starks, Maher, Caluris, Gross, Andrews, Shields, Day, E. Johnson, Walsh, T. Williams and Franklin were all a waste of tax payers money.

Can we learn from our mistakes?

12/31/2006 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are the damn sgt. results, it's going on 7 months. What the f**k. F.O.P. do something even if it's wrong.

______________________________

I was able to get an early peek at the results, and you failed. Sorry I had to be the one to break the news. Stroke off

12/31/2006 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any info on Little Ricky "Lt.RG" stepping on it again? Heard that he was harrassing a PO and when the PO's husband asked him to stop texting her, he said and I quote "No, I'll F'in shoot you and F#$k your wife" in front of witnesses. If this is true, and I say if, how many times is LAPA and the Department gonna save him and let him get away with this. I know anyone LT and above is just about exempt (no pun intended) from punishment. Any truth to this would be helpful. Be safe tonight.

The husband ought to be asking the wife why the good Lt. sexual harrassment has her cell number in the first place for which to text?
more to that story....lol

12/31/2006 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

012th District has the biggest bunch of DO NOTHING coppers I have ever seen!!! I predict...they will continue to do nothing and make people run away in fear from the desk after being threatned by the nitwits that work the desk on afternoons!! They are to busy reading their magazines and watching TV...oh and doing crossword puzzles too...to want to do "ANY" police work..lazy Where are the Inspectors when you need them??? They really need to visit the desk there and make the officers who "bid" for that position do their jobs....and come 6:00pm they are down to half manpower because they are GONE by then!! must be nice to leave after working a 4 hour day??? worthless...

12/31/2006 12:56:42 AM

All the desks are like that, they get busy for a while then it's dead, nothing new......

12/31/2006 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict the area two gun guys get rashes on their groins from all the gun solvent they use from cleaning their guns at the range all the time. I also predict that they will have a slump this year and get hardly any guns and be so devestated they will find solace with each other and sleep with each other and then have sores on their buttholes. I predict that the area two gun team will then be known as the " sore losers ".

12/31/2006 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sir donkey, esq. said...
I predict there will be a meeting of the BPO INSANE FISH at club Gibbons some time in the near future, with a new publisher of "the 025 Gallows" to follow.
The Crevat: Senoir Members of I/F fail to provide guiedance.

12/31/2006 01:24:32 AM


Dude, Let it go. You know nothing about the Gallows. You were not even on the job yet so give it up.

12/31/2006 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic; ATTENTION MT.GREENWOOD 26er's are suppossed to have a New Years Eve party in the 3700 blk of 115th St.

12/31/2006 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the little man steps on it again nothing is going to happen. little has shit on the other white shirts.

12/31/2006 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2007 that means Det. Bill will have to rotate that sock out of his pants.

12/31/2006 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The global warming is something that is occuring and could end the world in ten years from now the scientists are saying. That makes me scared. The world is gonna get hotter and hotter. That really scares me more. Oh I am so scared. Area 2 gunguys please hold me tight, I am so scared. Oh please Area 2 gunguys please protect me from global warming you hot hunks of burning love.

12/31/2006 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The outlook is bleak, very bleak for anything good happening in the political ring, the local and national news, and everything. We are never going to achieve peace. We are doomed. just like this lame ass blog. This blog and all the links are nothing but slandering bullshit for assholes that have nothing better to do with their time. Stoners of the computer world. Anyone that don't realize that about all the shit on here is madeup or spiteful is really and truly stupid. I got to see what is on the blog about this and that is for losers. Insecure losers. This year you losers got what you deserved. You losers make me want to puke all over you to wake you the hell up. Losers.

12/31/2006 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that's true about R. G., why in the h*ll would any female on this job give him her cell number? We all know, despite the fact that he's a nice man, he's a psycho stalker.

BTW, Happy New Year SCC

12/31/2006 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous 1st and 16th said...

Happy New Years! Be safe out there and remember there is no need to be a hero, just do your 8 and go home to your families. As for me Im RDO and going to get wrecked and remember take a cab dont drink and drive. We have enough of our own getting screwed cause of this.

12/31/2006 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maria Maher and Mike Chasen were both at the retirement seminar last fall. I saw them. They sat behind me

12/31/2006 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A-4 Youth Resolution-
Do my job and not waste 2 hours to come processing JUV's.

12/31/2006 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:56:42
Just because you got dumped (three times ?) you feel the need to dump on others. You are always bragging about all the friends and clout you have - yet no one will have you. Find another district - if anyone will have a personal concern. You are sick and should seek professional help

12/31/2006 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy New Year and F*ck anyone with less than 20 years on the job !!

12/31/2006 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/31/2006 12:24:52 PM

Dude, chill. Even if the sergeants do elect to switch to FOP, they wouldn't be affiliated with Lodge 7. They'd have their own lodge.

1/01/2007 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/31/2006 12:56:42 AM
why are you hating on the desk crew. You are such a little f'in weasel. You probablly go up there and kiss their asses and then come home and write this shit b/c you are not man/woman enough to say anything to their faces. You are pathetic. And if you're so worried about the desk crew, why don't you bid to it and show them how it's "supposed" to be done.
All desks get very busy and then usually have some down time. Are they supposed to just sit there and twiddle thier thumbs? What the heck is wrong with them reading a magazine? Like you don't do it in the car, or lay down on jobs, etc..
Get a life duche bag.

1/01/2007 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever is the tuff guy talking shit about 009 why don't you qualify yourself and tell us what almighty unit you are from, that you're making all these great traffic stops? I'm going to bet you're an impounding, anov-ing, DOPW, ninja turtle wearing, 2 year on piece of worthless crap TRU guy. I'm right aren't I?

I've worked in quite a few districts, all south side, and none of them worked even close to the way the people in 009 work. They back each other up with the best of them (which at least you recognize) answer tons of calls and make a lot of arrests, many coming from traffic and street stops. So take your cool ninja outfit and anov book and do us a favor, either help us out and quite talking shit, or stay the F*ck out of 009.

1/01/2007 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:56:42
I predict that after being dumped from her "do nothing" foot post, a certain F/2 will spend her remaining time in the 12th district, working a rapid response car. I also predict that this F/2 will continue to rack up CR's and remain a personal concern for 07. AND, I predict that had the regular crew been working the desk when you tried to f@ck them, by losing a radio and taking another, that they would have kicked your fat butt all over Monroe St.!

1/01/2007 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are the damn sgt. results, it's going on 7 months. What the f**k. F.O.P. do something even if it's wrong.

______________________________

I was able to get an early peek at the results, and you failed. Sorry I had to be the one to break the news. Stroke off

12/31/2006 01:33:28 PM

Thanks at least I know where i'm at now, at least now I can stay in my unit why you bust your ass and I eat bon bons.

1/01/2007 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 12:46:52
Give it up. We all know you fucked up again and are now in a day off group and on relief. Where's your big time clout now? Stop blaming everyone but yourself. Denial is a big time sign of alcoholism and you are an alcoholic. People are sick of helping you. And quit telling everyone that the reason you can't make a move is because the Lt. " fucked you over". It's because nobody wants your beefing, backstabbing , drunken, fat ass. Bid out, you bitch!!!!

1/01/2007 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy New Year to all my sisters and brothers with the badge!

I have one question, do they promote stupid women to justify the stupid women stereotypes on this job? Must I list them, no you guys go ahead. I bet your stories are better than mine.

1/01/2007 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maher won't be leaving with Cline and Molloy, but Risley will.

1/01/2007 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've worked in quite a few districts, all south side, and none of them worked even close to the way the people in 009 work. They back each other up with the best of them (which at least you recognize) answer tons of calls and make a lot of arrests, many coming from traffic and street stops. So take your cool ninja outfit and anov book and do us a favor, either help us out and quite talking shit, or stay the F*ck out of 009.

Sorry not from tru, we haven't been in the ninja suit all summer, try a different unit, we like working in 009, you guys have good workers and backup....

1/01/2007 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:52am
Couldn't have said it better...009 backs everyone up and that is rare in a district anymore.
Some of 009's best coppers are on the 3rd Watch too. You want backup? 3rd Watch is the one! If I'm getting my ass kicked in 009, I pray it's on the 3rd Watch...b/c I'm going to be ok. Some of them guys are stone crazy, but at least they got your back!!!

1/01/2007 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who got drunk on duty and lost a police radio 20 miles from 012's borders?Who then ingeniously tried to white out old radio numbers?Oh,yeah the same person who got launched from neighborhood relations after a drunken,on duty, racial slur rant directed at a civ.employee.Yeah Honey the dept.and all the bosses keep fucking with you for no reason.

1/01/2007 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:30:21, you got stories, tell them. Otherwise STFU!

1/02/2007 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If that's true about R. G., why in the h*ll would any female on this job give him her cell number? We all know, despite the fact that he's a nice man, he's a psycho stalker.


are you guys that dumb he is a lt he can get those numbers from the front office

1/02/2007 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 year on piece of worthless crap TRU guy.


correction: now they are 3 year on piece of worthless crap TRU guy.

1/02/2007 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy New Year to all my brothers and sisters in blue out there!! I just have to let this out though...

WHO WAS WORKING BEAT 1733 ON NEW YEAR'S EVE THAT WENT IN TO THE STATION ON A TVB while all the other cars in the Zone were getting bombarded with calls? Let's use some common sense and good judgement out there , please!

1/02/2007 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHO WAS WORKING BEAT 1733 ON NEW YEAR'S EVE THAT WENT IN TO THE STATION ON A TVB while all the other cars in the Zone were getting bombarded with calls? Let's use some common sense and good judgement out there , please!

1/02/2007 03:01:32 PM

That was me and I milked it for as long as I could so....GFY !!

1/02/2007 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1733, i guess you had no where to go on n.y.eve....no invites from friends to stop by their house and say hello? too bad, t.v.b. on new years...? new on the job, huh?

1/03/2007 06:03:00 AM  

<< Home

Newer Posts.......................... ..........................Older Posts