Saturday, March 24, 2007

French UFO's

News of the Weird (apologies to The Reader):
  • France's national space agency has opened its UFO files to the public by launching a website which documents reported sightings over five decades.

    So many people have already tried to look at the files that it has become impossible to access the site.

We've conducted our own investigation of the 1,600 or so reports of Unidentified Flying Objects spotted around France and concluded a great majority was unfired rifles, military uniforms, collaboration papers, various cheeses, unused deodorant, brand new women's disposable razors, national pride and whatever their unassimilated immigrant population can throw at the national police.

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

On Nov.15th, 2006, there was a sighting over O'Hare Airport.

http://www.nuforc.org/

3/24/2007 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Viva la France said...

HEY LADIES!!!! You forgot their national hero - JERRY LEWIS!

3/24/2007 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous JAMES WOODS said...

There's only 2 things the frogs ever gave us: surrender & treason!!

3/24/2007 10:01:00 AM  
Blogger happyjoyjoyjoy said...

viva la french. we love your fries. take us to your leader

3/24/2007 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's just PATRICK FITZGERALD keeping an eye on the daley-blago-urkel crew the new mafia!

3/24/2007 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..Cheese eating, surrender monkeys!

3/24/2007 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q: HOW MANY GEARS DOES A FRENCH TANK HAVE?

A: (6) 5 REVERSE AND 1 FORWARD, JUST INCASE THE ENEMY ATTACKS FROM BEHIND.

3/27/2007 12:04:00 PM  

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