Friday, March 16, 2007

Too Funny - Part II

Again, from an anonymous e-mailer of ours:


Got to love the pictures hanging on the wall. Click to enlarge.

UPDATE: The cigar and healthy red glow have been added as per suggestions:

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51 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy fuck!!! LOL!!!!!

Damn I wish I could shake the creator's hand.

3/15/2007 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY, ROE CONN AND EDDIE SHWARTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/15/2007 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The pictures on the wall are priceless! lmao!!!!

3/15/2007 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous siegfried said...

I hereby revoke my offer!!!!

3/15/2007 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous 44th ward said...

This is getting out of hand!!!

3/15/2007 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous "BIG JOE" CURTAIN said...

Dat guy aint Carroll, its my nemesis Schankel.
I hereby declare war on leo!!!

3/15/2007 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had no idea who you were refering to until I went back to the post regarding the command changes. Once I realized it was the guy running around in 011, who looks like the Stretch Armstrong doll, I fell out.

He seems like a nice man, but dude, what's up with the bleached blond hair, fake tan, friggin' flack jacket with the stand up collar and two guns strapped to your legs?

SCC, once again you've hit your stride.

3/15/2007 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats funny!!!!His shirt is the best!!!

3/15/2007 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to SCC....man, you ARE the man!

3/15/2007 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IS IT ME OR DOES J.C LOOK LIKE PAUL BEARER THE UNDERTAKERS OLD MANAGER

3/15/2007 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAIL SCC...I LITERALLY LAUGHES FOR FIVE MINS....HOWEVER U FORGOT J.C. $2.50 CIGAR...U GUYS ARE THE BEST..

3/16/2007 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That CANT be Carroll, his face isnt drippin' with sweat, all beat read from high blood pressure and his feet are actually together and not outward on a 180 degree angle. THIS IS AN IMPOSTER!

3/16/2007 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's with his hair style?? Is that for real????? Looks like he just stepped out of 1988.

3/16/2007 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AWESOME!!!!!!!! I love the pictures in the background! Keep up the good work.

3/16/2007 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Donnie B sees that picture of JC with another man....he will be PEE'ED OFF!

3/16/2007 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL.... Eddie Schwartz...haven't heard Chicago Eddie's name in a while. Heard he was seriously ill the last couple of years awaiting a kidney transplant.

Chicago Ed is a great fan of the Chicago Police and spoke openly of it while on the air at WGN radio.

There is a web site set up to collect money for his mounting medical bills. It would hurt us to visit it and maybe make a small donation.

www.helpchicagoed.com

He really was great to us and stuck up for us while on the air for so many years.

3/16/2007 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great picture! Yes thats them! ric flair "to be the man you have to beat the man", do you think the fake tan will cause cancer?

3/16/2007 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why dont we get Leo Schmitz A.K.A. "Ric Flair" and Sgt. Paluch (008 1st watch) A.K.A. "Ravishing Rick Rude" To wrestle outside in the 008 District Parking lot and have the 2nd watch desk crew sell hot dogs from THE OFFICIAL "008 District Hot Dog Cart" which comes complete with it's own beat tag, outside number, light bar, siren, "New" P.D.T. and soon to be retro-fitted with a Dash Camera A.K.A. "Weiner Cam". 3rd Watch can raffle off J.C. old parking spot for the event. All proceed's will go towards the future settlement of the Area 4 gun team for their taking part in the "Bar Brawl." F'n Hillarious!!!!

3/16/2007 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know how he is as cpd, but as a gym owner, he's terrible! Even put up signs in the gym saying the store next door was closing, even though it wasn't true. Hopefully he has more professionalism as a cpd boss...

3/16/2007 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I get a rick flair WOOOOOOOOH!

I love the nature boy!

ahh, another wolf pack mission today. i feel like a retarded idiot. how fucking embarrasing

3/16/2007 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BWA HAHAHAHAHA....stop...stop it...I can't take it.....just when I thought it couldn't get any funnier.....this shit is too much

3/16/2007 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too fucking. This is the shit SCC was made for ...am I wrong SCC?

3/16/2007 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job SCC!

P.S.
It's NOT said often enough... THANKS for all the hard work and 'family time away' that you put into this site. WE [as your Police FAMILY] DO appreciate it!

Pipe in people if you agree!

REMEMBER OUR THIN BLUE LINE!

OV

3/16/2007 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow !!! TOO FUNNY!!!! I wished I shared a beat car with someone as funny as the one who is creating these pictures!!!!!!!

3/16/2007 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to take this opportunity to address the 008th district with a few parting words, " Thank you for putting me on the blog, you thought you were hurting me, but all you did was do me a favor"

Commander J. C.

P.S. Nah , Nah, Nah
Boo, Hoo,
Wah, Wah,

Lets get out of here donnie
donnie?
donnie?
where is donnie?

Waaaaaahhhhhhh
donnie left me for another
mommie mommie why did donnie leave?

3/16/2007 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE ALL KNOW HIS WIFE ES IS GOING TO BE RUNNING 008 FROM HER LOFTY PERCH AT 3501 S. LOWE. HE IS JUST A FIGURE HEAD. ES IS THE BRAINS OF THE OPERATION. HE HAS THE BRAWN, BUT HE WON'T BE THE LEADER BY A LONG SHOT.
008 WILL BE JUST ANOTHER CLOUT BABY HAVEN LIKE 009 IS NOW. GOD HELP 008.

3/16/2007 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The thing is 008 is a district not a gun team or robbery team. 008 is a massive headache of crime and size. J.C is the happiest freaking man alive to give that headache to Flair.

3/16/2007 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wanna see M. Hayes and T.Loeb aka the "hitman"in a tag team death match with Flair and Ern "the nose"that would be a battle of braun a cage match of the ages.

3/16/2007 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So does this mean Ellyn can go back to working half days in 009?

3/16/2007 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kudos scc! My only problem is why didn't you also post the irkle of the 003rd district. Frankman is known to sabotage the blog by posting how great he is show the fool for what he is!!!!!!!!!!Question. Is that MAGS (capt in 006) with the Flair?

3/16/2007 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From me too, SCC, thanks for the laughs. 3 NY coppers got indicted today for working; we can use the chuckles.(because it could've happened here)

3/16/2007 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous george takei said...

That blond can fly on my "Enterprise" anytime he wants.
The guy w/the cigar, no way!!!!

3/16/2007 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3/16/2007 03:19:00 PM

Thats so true.

p.s. can anyone tell me how much money the city is making off of us by either being too proud, busy, or just plain stupid and not taking our two 15 min personals everyday? Cause no one seems to use them.

3/16/2007 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your "photoshop" guy is just f*k'n
great!!!!!

3/16/2007 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hillarious!

3/16/2007 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blond hair, fake tan?...is that for real? and if so, is that the best that Cline could do when he picked a commander (unless Daley, or the clout, dictated otherwise?)

3/16/2007 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE TWO POST WITH THE LEO WILL DEFINETLY OUTDO ANY OTHER POST ON ANY OTHER BLOG/WEBSITE. IM IN SUCH A GREAT MOOD I THINK I'LL GO OUT AND PROMOTE CAPS.THANKS

3/16/2007 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt. Paluch (008 1st watch) A.K.A. "Ravishing Rick Rude"


aka sgt tightpants

3/16/2007 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/17/2007 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

Bleached hair and fake tan--What could be better?

I know--A Sergeant in tight pants.

I think I'm going to faint.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

3/17/2007 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Ass Hat said...

Now the updated photo....

THAT IS FUNNY SHIT!!!


If you know Leo, JC, and Leo's wife....then you KNOW that is some really, really funny shit.

Who loves themself more....? Leo or Ellen?

I got a $20 that says L.R. will find her way back to 8..

3/17/2007 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dogs of 008, BEWARE!

3/17/2007 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe a match with gary the "flip" aka the wolf, versus Mary the "sheets"

3/17/2007 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wanna read about the 1980's dope dealer that had ties to Leo's business assoc. Check out the link below. The first couple paragraphs says it all.

Nice going Phil. Good ethics policy.

www.projectposner.org/case/1991/949F2d1465

3/17/2007 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take the picture of my mother off this website RIGHT NOW! I mean it!

3/18/2007 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Mike T said...

I've known Leo since he was a tact guy in 012 and believe me when he sees this picture he's gonna laugh his ass off. He loves the whole Ric Flair thing and still breaks out in a big smile when he hears a WHOOOOOOO.
He's also the only white shirt as a lieutenant who ever passed me up running to a 10-1 in the projects.

3/18/2007 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That shirt on leo says it all!!LOL

3/18/2007 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who loves themself more....? Leo or Ellen?
_________

she's been hated since the academy, my vote is on her.

3/18/2007 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to mike t:

If thats true about this Leo; then I have to admire him. I like a guy that can take a ball-busting
like a man. Sounds like he's got some "issues"(who hasnt), but he's not afraid to go in the direction of shots fired. Thanks for your input!
All nut-bustin aside, I hope he goes to Heaven, cause if he has to live w/HER, he's surly done his time in HELL...........

3/18/2007 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I THINK YOU GAVE J.C. TOO MUCH HAIR ON THAT COMB-OVER. HE HAS THE 4 STRANDS OF HAIR COMB-OVER.

SINCERELY,

COMMANDER J.G.C.'S BARBER

3/18/2007 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well...if the question is as to who is the most arrogant, or self-pompous...is is it L.S., or E.S.?

3/18/2007 11:29:00 PM  

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