Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Body Located

  • A Chicago woman's body has been found, after it was lost by the Cook County Medical Examiners office.

    There were more than 210 bodies at the Cook County Medical Examiner's office Tuesday, more than capacity. Officials checked and double-checked each body and found out it was there the entire time.
Seems they've been double stacking the bodies at the morgue while shorthanding the staff. That's the great thing about working with the dead - fewer complaints from the people who end up sharing tray space with another stiff.

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19 Comments:

Anonymous sir donkey, esq. said...

One of the problems with the bodies at the med examiners office is that they store alot of bodies there due to the body being evidence. They really should have a seperate cooler for "evidence" bodies.

6/20/2007 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A body is missing. Lil Todd is in the hospital. Maybe his smirk wore out and he needed a new one!

6/20/2007 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous rich koz said...

Maybe I'll play "When a Body Meets a Body" on Stoogefest Saturday night.

6/20/2007 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was never gone, I saw her at North Ave beach on a jet ski just like Weekend at Bernie's.

6/20/2007 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine the impound fee the City is going to charge the family.

6/20/2007 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice only in this crooked county! when you look at all the corruption and when toddler was telling everyone what a great hospital stroger is he goes to northwestern for his surgery why? BECUASE STROGER IS A SHITHOLE CREATED BY AND MONITORED BY A BONEHEAD LIKE URKEL STROGER GREAT JOB TODD, REALLY SHOW YOUR SUPPORT THIS IS LIKE SPITTING ON YOUR FATHERS NAME! GREAT JOB KID HOPE WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND ASSHOLE!

6/20/2007 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see mis placing your car keys, but a body. Come on!!!!!!!

Wolf packs sucks.

When we going to hire more police. These back logs everyday have got to stop.

6/20/2007 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tricky found it!

6/20/2007 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who remembers that big goon, "Freeman", who used to check in the bodies. He always searched them for whatever was still on them. one time, we had to have him sign, and found him in the locker room giving one of his buddies money to run for beers. He had a big wad of cash. Those bills were every colr of the rauinbow except green. YUK!

6/20/2007 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would not have misplaced a bucket of ribs...

6/20/2007 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO 6:24PM:
At that point, the f*king ghoul deserved the money!!!

6/20/2007 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We're going to put Mr. Spinalza in with Mr. Hoskins. They should get along fine together: they're both dead." - from Arsenic and Old Lace

Just A Civilian

6/20/2007 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Who remembers that big goon, "Freeman", who used to check in the bodies. He always searched them for whatever was still on them. one time, we had to have him sign, and found him in the locker room giving one of his buddies money to run for beers. He had a big wad of cash. Those bills were every colr of the rauinbow except green. YUK!

6/20/2007 06:24:00 PM

was he CPD?

6/20/2007 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOPEFULLY LIL TODD WILL HIRE ANOTHER CLOSE UNQUALIFIED RELATIVE AT A 6FIGURE INCOME TO INSURE THAT THIS DOESNT HAPPEN AGAIN

6/21/2007 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The body was not missing, it was stolen by illegal aliens for its IDs.

6/21/2007 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
HOPEFULLY LIL TODD WILL HIRE ANOTHER CLOSE UNQUALIFIED RELATIVE AT A 6FIGURE INCOME TO INSURE THAT THIS DOESNT HAPPEN AGAIN

6/21/2007 02:56:00 AM

I disagree he hired all his realtives already time to hire more of troutmans gang banging friends that would be the next step!

6/21/2007 12:43:00 PM  
Blogger Time for change said...

It's not too hard to misplace a body when you're dealing with this many - over 200. It's like boxes of parts in a warehouse; occasionally one gets misplaced. I'm surprised this became a news story though, before they did an inventory to fix their mistake.

6/21/2007 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Who remembers that big goon, "Freeman", who used to check in the bodies. He always searched them for whatever was still on them. one time, we had to have him sign, and found him in the locker room giving one of his buddies money to run for beers. He had a big wad of cash. Those bills were every colr of the rauinbow except green. YUK!

6/20/2007 06:24:00 PM

was he CPD?

6/20/2007 11:34:00 PM

NO, HE WAS A CIVILIAN COUNTY EMPLOYEE WHO CHECKED IN ALL THE BODIES. IF YOU BROUGHT ONE THERE, LATE 80'S TO EARLY 90'S, YOU REMEMBER HIM. BIG BLACK DUDE WITH A MESSED UP EYE LOOKING THE OTHER WAY. BORN FOR THE JOB.

6/21/2007 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The body was found at homan square on the 3rd floor.

6/22/2007 12:23:00 PM  

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