Thursday, June 21, 2007

What the ?!!?

  • Barry Cooper sells a DVD on how to stash pot in your car without getting caught. This fall he will release a second one on how to keep police from raiding your home for marijuana.

    Now for the kicker: Cooper is a former narcotics officer once considered among the top cops in Texas, where more marijuana is seized each year than in any other state.

  • 'I'm not helping them to break the law. It's clear the law is already being broken,'' said Cooper, 38, who left law enforcement a decade ago. ''I will do anything legal to frustrate law enforcement's efforts to place American citizens in jail for nonviolent drug offenses.''
How about advocating alternative punishment then? ANOV's or tickets for misdemeanor weed - that proposal has already been studied and rejected in Chicago. More boot camps for non-violent offenders? At some point, are marijuana laws going to have to be changed? we're pretty sure that most of the "nonviolent" drug offenders are in for crimes like "trafficking" and similar. No one goes to jail for years for weed unless its heavy weight or a violation.

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31 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I for one have ordered the DVD.

I would like to see if there is anything that I have been missing during my searches.

Rumor is the great John Hamilton will be coming out with his own DVD's soon as well....

6/21/2007 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good for him. Hopefully he'll make some money!

6/21/2007 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a how to roll a joint video. Some of us forgot. Soon very soon.

6/21/2007 04:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the guy is doing it for the money... so check one out on netflex ,see what shit he is talking about, and when you lock up some pot head tell him you saw the video, then tell him to get a refund... the dvd wont be that popular again..

6/21/2007 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why doesn't anyone try to grow poppies here for heroin production? The plant grow almost anywhere. They grew it in London and various other European cities during the war for morphine production.

6/21/2007 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone wants that shit legal until one of these lazy minded stoned fucks runs a stop sign and kills a kid. Then its to late. Make it a felony, I need more part 1s.

6/21/2007 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to buy copies and give them to the guys at the impound yards.

They'll go to town ripping apart Johnny Shitheads' ride looking for the weed.

6/21/2007 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couple more years and I'm gonna have my retirement party in Amsterdam!

6/21/2007 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't give a rat's ass about weed. I say legalize and tax it, but not the hard stuff that must stay illegal.So this guy used to be a cop and now wants to make real money, good for him. He risked his life for pennies just like we do every day and we have a city/mayor who would like to bury us if they could, I'm sure his situation and most cops in any given department are the same as ours. I hope he gets rich.

6/21/2007 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once I retire I'll probably move somewhere where marijuana laws are lax so I can medicate myself for whatever remaining years I have left. :[

Because this job has taken it's toll on me!

6/21/2007 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "war on drugs" is useless aside from allowing me to make money in court. In reality it empowers all these shitheads by making drug dealing profitable.

6/21/2007 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hamilton should have his own DVD, entitled,

"How to be the Perfect Pompous Asshole"

6/21/2007 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY AS POLICE WE SHOULD PROBABLY WATCH THIS VIDEO- IM SURE THERE' A LOT OF GOOD INFO THAT THE BS TRAP CLASS LEFT OUT OR THAT JH WONT SHARE

6/21/2007 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets make EVERYTHING legal for a while. Then, certain communities will have NO ONE to blame for thier plight.

6/21/2007 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

06:30 You are right. Try to find a cheap rental copy so this mope doesn't make much of a profit on this BS. He may have been employed as the pooolicee, but he was never really the poooolice.

6/21/2007 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The great JOHN HAMILTON.Please dont write things like that he actually believes it.Nice hummer stroke.

6/21/2007 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous WEED MAN said...

CAN YOU FAULT HIM. ONCE YOU RETIRE THE DEPARTMENT CONSIDERS YOU JOE CITIZEN.

WHAT HE IS DOING IS THINKING OUT OF THE BOX.

6/21/2007 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jh HAS LOTS OF EXPENSIVE TOYS. dID HE FIND SOMETHING IN A TRAP TO HELP PAY FOR THEM. wAS VINCE DINOVO WITH HIM (THE GUY FROM BOURBON STREET, HE LOOKS LIKE UNCLE FESTER WITH A BLUE TOOTH ON HIS EAR. HE LOVES TO GO ON RIDE A LONGS WITH JOHN. IT'S OK WITH CLINE)

6/21/2007 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Everyone wants that shit legal until one of these lazy minded stoned fucks runs a stop sign and kills a kid. Then its to late. Make it a felony, I need more part 1s.

6/21/2007 07:52:00 AM

A part 1 is not necessarily a felony and vice versa, genius.

6/21/2007 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rent the DVD and pirate copies for everyone else to see.

6/21/2007 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous sir donkey, esq. said...

DOPE is always a part 2.
HeeHaw!

6/22/2007 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buy his video. He needs the money for a decent hair cut.

6/22/2007 01:28:00 AM  
Blogger CJN said...

Yeah, narcotic sales never lead o violence.

6/22/2007 04:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His next dvd is "how to unlock handcuffs", next how to break out of jail! Who gives a shit we are bitching and this clown is going to make money sorry I did not think of the idea then I could retire from this ratcity earlier and move on!

6/22/2007 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hamilton only learned about the traps cuz a buddy of his was installing them for the element at an alarm shop then calling hamilton and telling him the info on the car and where the trap was. Between him "finding" the traps on the street stops and his clout, he became the "Trap Guy" nothing fabulous there. And then there's the time he was "shot" on duty. What a joke... ask around and you'll find out the real story. I wonder if he got rid of the gun that he shot his own vest with????

6/22/2007 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6/22
1:20pm
Knew two guys that did that with their vests. One is in IAD after his time in the nut house and the other retired he was the greatest detective in the world then made Sgt went to 015 and is now retired. Both with "self-inflicted" shots to the vest.

6/22/2007 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the 2 coppers that poked holes thru the vest cover with a pencil and said they were shot with shot gun pellets.

6/23/2007 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hamilton and traps.........Seems to me that the old VCD Narcotics Unit, which was way before Hamilton got out of high school, regularly found them.

Hamilton seems to feel that he was the first and certainly the best.

Not so jr.

6/23/2007 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call this guy do you think he could help us find the hiding places the bosses use to hide all the test answers? maybe then we could "borrow" them without the mandatory blowjob or payoffs for the daley clan! "the test is all fair", stated a flustered daley!

6/23/2007 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I found a trap that J.H. should investigate. It is round and brown, with hair all around it, and a foul odor. I believe he has lots of expreience and should take this one over. I heard he's like ONE with these traps.

6/23/2007 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am going to write a book on how to do nothing at work and get lots of checks and have low blood pressure!

6/23/2007 08:45:00 PM  

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