Weather Related Blogging
We ain't doing it.
You want weather related coverage, click on any of the news links in the right hand tool bar. Every paper, every TV station, every single media outlet is in a lather over something that happens every day - weather. We get half an inch of snow and Jerry Taft, Tommy Skilling and all the talking heads have to have their pants let out because they get so excited. A possible tornado? They're in heaven and won't be down for a week minimum.
All we know is that all the trash in the 011 District got relocated to 012 and was replaced by all the chip bags and empty bottles from 015 which is now the cleanest it's been in years. Hegewich is missing upwards of half a dozen trailers. 016 is reporting about a billion downed trees along with 022. Area 1 can't tell any difference at all.
No hair gel related damage though. That stuff wears pretty well in the face of hurricane force winds.
You want weather related coverage, click on any of the news links in the right hand tool bar. Every paper, every TV station, every single media outlet is in a lather over something that happens every day - weather. We get half an inch of snow and Jerry Taft, Tommy Skilling and all the talking heads have to have their pants let out because they get so excited. A possible tornado? They're in heaven and won't be down for a week minimum.
All we know is that all the trash in the 011 District got relocated to 012 and was replaced by all the chip bags and empty bottles from 015 which is now the cleanest it's been in years. Hegewich is missing upwards of half a dozen trailers. 016 is reporting about a billion downed trees along with 022. Area 1 can't tell any difference at all.
No hair gel related damage though. That stuff wears pretty well in the face of hurricane force winds.
Labels: general
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
22 Comments:
Holy cow!! Mt. Greenwoods green lawns blew clear to canaryville! Now Canaryville is mt. greenwood with grass, not the other way around....what to do?!?!
ssc- u da bess
All we know is that all the trash in the 011 District got relocated to 012 and was replaced by all the chip bags and empty bottles from 015 which is now the cleanest it's been in years. Hegewich is missing upwards of half a dozen trailers. 016 is reporting about a billion downed trees along with 022. Area 1 can't tell any difference at all.
I don't always agree with you on every topic, but THAT, my good man, was f-ing HILARIOUS!!!! Thanks for waking me up with a laugh out loud moment!!!
LOL!!!!!!!
Something told me yesterday wasn't the day to make the switch to a lighter holding pommade. Back to the gel for me.
ATTENTION! All welfare personnel report to your nearest Ward office or Police Station for your broom and shovel. Its time for you to earn your check.
"no hair gel related damage"...thats funny stuff.Funny,Funny,Funny!
The hair gel can withstand a F4 Tornado.
Hey, get it right it was 17 trailers, 5 sheds and a Taco stand!
In Mt. Greenwood 186,942 bangos were lost due to flooded basements and 600 out houses have floated into the near by suburbs.
9-1-1 Operators received many calls about a dog being blown through streets last night.
Seems like Westcide failed to seek refuge & is now known as Northcide dog. He was seen this morning in a local coffehouse drinking a Frappuccino w/his right paw extended in the air...
Lets give the water department a hand on the storm blocker program. the deep tunnel project remains dry. They now store all the runn off in my basement do to this succesful project.
haha ......good one
And all the chip, orange pop, dime bags will appear on the beautiful sand beaches of Michigan’s west shore in about a month
Holy cow!! Mt. Greenwoods green lawns blew clear to canaryville! Now Canaryville is mt. greenwood with grass, not the other way around....what to do?!?!
8/24/2007 12:45:00 AM ................................................................................................................................You couldn’t afford either neighborhood my brother, so go back into your dark wood paneled 1970's basement in your scottsdale/durkin park neighborhood and cry some more about your poor real-estate decision.
In Mt. Greenwood 186,942 bangos were lost due to flooded basements and 600 out houses have floated into the near by suburbs.
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Whats a "bango"?
Bangos= Little girl Irish dancing costumes.
In related news,................. Garfield “Garcia ridge” clearing, are reporting,..30000 corona bottles 300 Sombreros 75 POPES 75 Latin Kings and 10 “two-Six” were found floating in the debris. VIVA RIDGE. …………. No firemen were hurt in that they were all at their side jobs
Anonymous said...
In related news,................. Garfield “Garcia ridge” clearing, are reporting,..30000 corona bottles 300 Sombreros 75 POPES 75 Latin Kings and 10 “two-Six” were found floating in the debris. VIVA RIDGE. …………. No firemen were hurt in that they were all at their side jobs
8/25/2007 02:25:00 PM
AND NO BALLS POLICE WERE EVER FOUND! HEY CLINE WHEN YOUR WERE SUPT YOU PROMISED TO PROTECT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WHY WERE THE RESIDENTS SO DECEIVED BY YOU? GLAD YOUR GONE! BUT NOW WE HAVE DANA (GED) STARKS PRAY FOR US!
don't forget the grape pop, red pop and pork rind wrappers with hot sauce bottles
....Anonymous said...
Bangos= Little girl Irish dancing costumes.
8/25/2007 01:51:00 PM....
Bwaahaaahaaahaaa!!
AND NO BALLS POLICE WERE EVER FOUND! HEY CLINE WHEN YOUR WERE SUPT YOU PROMISED TO PROTECT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WHY WERE THE RESIDENTS SO DECEIVED BY YOU? GLAD YOUR GONE! BUT NOW WE HAVE DANA (GED) STARKS PRAY FOR US!
8/25/2007 09:21:00 PM
...........................................................Oh God you big ass cry baby. "Protect you". Why don't you move to a neighborhood with good neighbors, instead of Mr. 26 or senior my nephew is a Saint from 45th and Wood but "es OK we go to Nuevo high school, Los Kennedy"
go to www.chicagoweatherinfo.com it's a cool site run by a copper
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