We wish we could write like Steve does at HogOnIce:
I notice that Muslim nuts in Sudan have arrested a British schoolteacher for naming a teddy bear Mohammed. And they may tie this lady up and tear her skin off with 40 lashes.
In a gesture of solidarity, I have decided to name all of my farts Mohammed.
Oops, there goes Mohammed now. Mohammed the First. I have a feeling he will be the beginning of a long and illustrious dynasty.
UPDATE: post corrected for teddy bear
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