Friday, November 30, 2007

Comedy Gold

We assume everyone has heard about the British schoolteacher in Sudan who had her class vote on a nickname for the class teddy bear? The kids picked the name "mohammed" and the teacher was initially sentenced to 40 lashes, reduced to 15 days in an overcrowded and disease-ridden prison followed by deportation.

We wish we could write like Steve does at HogOnIce:
  • I notice that Muslim nuts in Sudan have arrested a British schoolteacher for naming a teddy bear Mohammed. And they may tie this lady up and tear her skin off with 40 lashes.

    In a gesture of solidarity, I have decided to name all of my farts Mohammed.

    Oops, there goes Mohammed now. Mohammed the First. I have a feeling he will be the beginning of a long and illustrious dynasty.

Genius.

UPDATE: post corrected for teddy bear

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21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

British teacher in Sudan? What was she thinking in the first place? Hellllo, mc fly!!!

11/30/2007 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those "Islamic Republics" are filled with psychotics. Time to nuke them.

11/30/2007 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Name your shits Mohammed and you can wipe Mohammed off your ass and flush him down the toilet with your piss, "Miss Piggy".

11/30/2007 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberals...

11/30/2007 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous kool hand puke said...

next time i drop a nice big duece - i'm gonna name it mo. (short for the name that can not be said)

11/30/2007 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the good old "Allah peanut butter sandwiches" from our beloved Sesame Street friends of yester-year? If muslims get ahold of archieved films from Big Bird's past, the muppets are toast!

11/30/2007 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember when they were Moslems instead of Muslims? I wonder what prompted the change?

11/30/2007 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barack Obama Bin-Laden says---

When I take over the Islamic States of America a mere woman like this British schoolteacher who insults Islam will suffer much more than 40 lashes.

Silly liberals like this woman think they are helping. They will be the ones to suffer first.

11/30/2007 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send the SAS in to get her.

11/30/2007 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anyone go to a muslim country and try to help these people??

11/30/2007 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a teddybear, not hampster. Which makes it even more pathetic.

11/30/2007 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Muhammed is a swine

11/30/2007 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mohammed's name can be said aloud shitlip. It's only the most popular name of the 99 characteristics/qualities of Allah. In fact, it's Allah who cannot be portrayed in any photos, artistic interpretations, sculpture, tie-dye, potato chip renditions, watermarks, cloud formations and other depictions of the exultant one.

Read up on it and understand your enemy...infidel!

11/30/2007 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sooo Scc Why is it you censor people, and don't allow all posts to go up and yet you bitch and moan abt. the "establishment" yet you try to develop you own. Hypocrite. Referring to you not allowing my post that you didn't post from abt. 1 pm this after noon!

11/30/2007 10:17:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

We censor people who violate the banned word list. We censor people who use naughty words that might offend our grandmother who reads this site on occasion.

We don't recall ever bitching about the establishment and we don't really know what you mean by "establishment."

We don't recall what we may have censored, but rest assured, it was because you were an asshole. You have ZERO expectation of freedom of speech here. Get used to it.

Now go play in traffic.

11/30/2007 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't recall what we may have censored, but rest assured, it was because you were an asshole. You have ZERO expectation of freedom of speech here. Get used to it.
GODDAMN SCC talk about "the beatings will continue until morale improves!" Maby you shuld be the new boss, you got my vote (just as long as you spread around that $300K!)

12/01/2007 03:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: SCC said...

We censor people who violate the banned word list. We censor people who use naughty words that might offend our grandmother who reads this site on occasion.

We don't recall ever bitching about the establishment and we don't really know what you mean by "establishment."

We don't recall what we may have censored, but rest assured, it was because you were an asshole. You have ZERO expectation of freedom of speech here. Get used to it.

Now go play in traffic.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

If Anyone here that is being the asshole it is your ignorant ass!
If you go back back to your little folder, you would see A. I never swore not once nor was I directing any sort of hate related message towards anyone.

Apparently. You feel that the fact that I said, it was "ignorant" to stoop to such a level. That two wrongs don't make a right. That even though the Govt. of Sudan is in my opinion wrong for punishing the teacher.

I said it was ignorant and disrespectful for others to say the comments knowing full well it's purposely currently being said "the word Mohammad" to take a swipe at the people who follow the religion of Islam. It's and instigation.

Personally. I agree with pretty much the majority of what's said here on this blog. I have many family and friends on this Job. And being a Muslim not a "black Moslim" yes with an "o" to the person that posted earlier abt. the diff. the "o" was purposely put there by "black muslims" with their belief that Elijah Muhammed was a phophet of God, however. . .case in Point.

All I said was it was ignorant towards not only those that have nothing to do with the Sudanese Govt. but also disrespectful to your fellow officers in blue who just like you put their ass on the line every night with a family waiting for them at home.

That person knows that doing and saying that should be beneath them and the ignorance of their instigating a response, ultimately gains no positive goal in the end. Other the continued cycle of stereo types and misconceptions that ultimately builds nothing but hate, resentment and the continuous of Ignorance. That is something I hope that my children nor anyone else's child will never have to deal with.

There's enough BS we have to deal with out there why add more?

Plain and simple.

So Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all.

P.S. No animosity here towards you SCC stay safe out there and wishing you a your family a wonderful Holiday season and a Happy and safe New Year.

12/01/2007 03:59:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

We don't save the comments every single day. Once we make our count of censored vs published, we flush the offending articles.

Republish the comment and we'll see if it passes muster. If yours was the one in all CAPITAL letters making fun and questioning the soldiers serving overseas defending one set of "mohammeds" from another murderous sect of "mohammeds" then it still isn't getting published.

And we put the "mohammed" in quotes because that's exactly how the commentator phrased it and we took that as a blanket slur on arabs which gets flushed the same as most "joe," "juan," "willie" blanket statements that are nothing more than thinly veiled slurs on various races.

In the past two days, we've scanned and published over 680 comments. After an few hours of reading almost 700 separate e-mails (which is what the comments are) we might slip a little one way or the other, missing a slur or be heavy handed on a borderline comment for the 57th time. Readers usually bring it to our attention and we get it eventually. But there is no "undo" button to recall censored stuff from the great beyond.

Merry Christmas

12/01/2007 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I use the Koran for toliet paper.

12/01/2007 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scc, no it wasn't me that typed in Cap's, pretty much everything I said was again stated in my last post.

Thanks
Happy Holidays once more.

To 3:09. Ignorant, simple as that. Your mother should be proud of you.

12/01/2007 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 3:09. Ignorant, simple as that. Your mother should be proud of you.

12/01/2007 10:04:00 PM

Also,the old and new testiments are the greatest fiction books ever written.

12/02/2007 11:33:00 PM  

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